Chapter 69 —Sourness

Zhu Di didn't feel the need to explain at all, but Zhu Biao was in a good mood when he came back, so he condescendingly crossed his body and pushed open the other side of the car door, motioning for him to sit in the passenger seat.

"Wait a minute," Zhu Biao was not so easy to dismiss, "What happened when I was away?" ”

He stared in horror at the black car that had changed its appearance, what was the matter with these bulging tumors? Can hovercars also get skin diseases?

Zhu Di stared at the bare-ass baby in his arms, and wordlessly pointed out the culprit.

"You did it?" Zhu Biao worked hard and hard, and finally tore the bare-ass baby off his chest, raised his hands and brought it to his eyes, "Dad...... Mom or something, what's going on? Are you talking? ”

The bare-ass baby struggled in his hand with a deflated mouth, and Zhu Biao was broken free by him without paying attention, but fortunately he didn't want to escape, but a fierce man fell back into his arms.

Zhu Biao: "......"

Zhu Di watched coldly, and found that the bare-ass baby was closer to Zhu Biao than to himself, the evidence was that he was willing to restrain his real strength for Zhu Biao, and he probably knew that Zhu Biao was too weak, and he would be injured if he was not careful.

After realizing this, Zhu Di felt a little sour in his heart, and he couldn't say why, of course, the wise and martial four princes would not come out when they died.

Zhu Biao was still tearing the bare-ass baby, wanting to □□ the other party from his arms like pulling a turnip, the bare-ass baby had experience this time, and knew how much strength he could use to firmly fix himself without hurting Zhu Biao, so Zhu Biao was busy for a long time, tired and sweaty and panting.

In the end, Zhu Di was impatient, took a long leg and got out of the car, pinched Zhu Biao's shoulder with one hand, and pinched the back of the neck of the bare-ass baby with the other hand.

Zhu Di took one big and one small back into the car, tied their seat belts for them, raised their feet and stomped on the accelerator, and the hovering car "provoked" and galloped out.

He was distracted while driving, and briefly described the conclusion he reached by fighting wits and courage with the bare-ass baby during Zhu Biao's absence, in fact, it was just two sentences.

"He is a magical creature born of my blood and the power of your light elementals."

"He's strong."

"What else?" Zhu Biao was made full of black lines by his deleted Spring and Autumn Narrative, "What is he?" ”

Zhu Di shook his head: "He won't say it." ”

"Why?" Zhu Biao looked down at the bare-ass baby lying on his chest, "Because he has malice?" ”

"Not necessarily." Zhu Di has his own opinion on this issue, "I used to hear the mages of the army talk about when I was in the army, magical creatures are actually high-dimensional creatures of another plane, their original names cannot be mentioned, once mentioned, it may attract the attention of other high-dimensional creatures and cause a space-time storm in our world." ”

He didn't specifically annotate the concept of high-dimensional creatures, Zhu Biao thought that this should also be part of the basic education of the Ming Dynasty, but fortunately he was not ignorant of it, and he remembered a little bit when he read science fiction novels before.

The so-called high-dimensional space is the universe outside of three-dimensional space and one-dimensional time, modern physics believes that the universe is eleven-dimensional, and human beings are only three-dimensional creatures living in four-dimensional space, and there are still seven dimensions outside human perception. The so-called high-dimensional beings are cosmic beings that are beyond the scope of human understanding and live outside the four-dimensional space.

What is the difference between humans and high-dimensional beings? For example, if the characters in the second dimension are all alive and live on a flat surface, then it is never possible to imagine three-dimensional human beings. Zhu Biao used to have classmates who called themselves two-dimensional dogs, if he wanted to really live in the two-dimensional dog, the only way was to reduce the dimension and turn himself from three-dimensional to flat.

Zhu Biao thought of this, and looked at the doll with the big head pillowed on his heart in embarrassment, and reached out to support his bare buttocks.

This is a high-dimensional creature that spans time and space? It's hard to believe......

However, after Zhu Di's explanation, Zhu Biao was finally not afraid, and he no longer thought of monsters and ghost babies to scare himself, and sure enough, science is the perfect religion to save the soul.

He changed his mood, and continued to observe the bare-ass baby in his arms with great interest, seeing him squirming like a caterpillar, with pink tender meat on his soft arms and legs, and the skin and flesh would shake three times if he moved casually, and the whole baby was like a jelly man, which was particularly interesting.

Zhu Di couldn't wait for Zhu Biao's response as he spoke, so he turned his head and glanced at it in a hurry, and saw him stretching out his index finger and poking it around the doll, and after a little hesitation, he poked his bare ass fiercely.

Zhu Biao was very weak after poking it, and hurriedly raised his head to peek, the corners of Zhu Di's lips hooked slightly, and he had already turned back as if nothing happened.

The bare-ass baby was poked by Zhu Biao and itched, he couldn't hide and couldn't hide, he was reluctant to resist, he rubbed helplessly in his arms, and he didn't know if he was intentional or unintentional, nine out of ten times rubbed the small red spot on Zhu Biao's left chest.

Of course, the little red dot stood up helplessly by such a rubbing, and the bare-ass baby was happy to see the hunt, opened her toothless mouth wide, and bit it up with a "ahh

Zhu Biao: "......!!! ”

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Zhu Di thinks that there is no danger in the bare-ass baby, and maybe it can bring benefits, so Zhu Biao raised it first, and regardless of whether Zhu Biao has experience with children, just raise it casually, don't raise it to death.

Zhu Biao didn't say a word, Zhu Di thought he was acquiescing, but in fact, he spent all his energy holding back without crying, screaming, or reaching out to hold his chest like a girl who was □□.

No matter how wise the fourth prince is, it is impossible for him to know that some people in this world are so full of tricks, he first notified his subordinates to disperse the curious people who may have zài in the magic department, and then drove one big and one small directly home.

Zhu Biao staggered out of the car with his bare-ass baby in his arms, shook his hand with his back to him, and said in a trembling voice: "Thank you", and said: "Goodbye".

A small shrill voice sounded in his head: "Goodbye, Dad!" ”

Zhu Di sat in the driver's seat with the steering wheel in his hand, looking at Zhu Biao's back, revealing a little black above his skinny shoulders, which was the color of the short hair on the top of the bare buttocks.

Zhu Biao went farther and farther, and Zhu Di's eyebrows became tighter and tighter.

He felt the sour astringency again, and it was really good for no reason.

But even if he knew that there was no reason, knew that it was weird, and knew that he didn't look like himself, Zhu Di still couldn't help but speak: "I've been in the academy for the past few days, whether it's the selection of the Ministry of Officials in two days, or the assessment of the magician of the light department next week, you can come to me if you have something." ”

Zhu Biao didn't look back, and raised a hand tremblingly, which probably meant: "I know."

Zhu Di was not angry at him for slacking off his attitude, stared at his back and gritted his teeth and waited for a while, until Zhu Biao stretched out his hand and pushed to the iron fence in front of the courtyard, he couldn't bear it anymore, he cursed for a while, ripped off the collar of his shirt, and said loudly: "You don't need to be fine, you can find me if you are fine!" ”

…… What do you mean? Zhu Biao finally looked back in amazement, Zhu Di showed him a calm eight-toothed smile, and with the force under his feet, the hovercar "provoked" and fled.