267 Odd Man Fight
The two lacking virtues hugged their arms and looked at the man in white with a flow of anger, and the fat dragon's round fat face smiled brightly: "Hehe, under my feet, can my two brothers borrow 800 old medicines? ”
The smile on the stiff face of the thin tiger was a little oozing: "Hehe, this is carried out in public, you also saw it." Say yes, ten voices Ya Ba Dad, you can't quibble. ”
"Hmph, you two don't have to worry, I'm a dignified person, how can I go back on my word?" The man in white squinted at the fat dragon and thin tiger, his face full of disdain.
"Yaba's father, Yaba's ......" After speaking, he really shouted. But before the second call was finished, he was interrupted by the fat dragon and thin tiger.
"Hey, no, you're not like this!" The fat dragon stretched out his hand and waved, his voice was loud, and when he spoke, he also made a head-scratching expression, a little stumbling, causing a burst of laughter from the warriors around him.
"Yes, your voice is too small for the innate martial artists to hear clearly. Except for a few people around you. It's almost impossible for everyone to hear, so what's the point? You have to be louder. The thin tiger looked at the man in white, with a straight face, and he couldn't see his joy or anger.
"You two don't have to inch in! Be a man and leave a line to see each other in the future. The face of the handsome man in white flashed with anger, and his words were cold.
Then a smile appeared on his face: "Hehe, it seems that I didn't make it clear before, who knows if you two are using the topic to play and deliberately make things difficult." You two just say yes, I'm obedient and it hasn't happened!" When he said this, the man in white looked smug and ruffian.
"Yo, you're still on the side, aren't you? Come on, listen to it yourself. How did you promise beforehand? As soon as Feilong wanted to refute it, before he could say anything, he was preempted by the Yunzhen Dao Elder next to him. Shake the dust and take the lead in being a righteous person.
While speaking, he took out a special mobile phone for worship out of nowhere, as well as a large amplified speaker, and smiled at the man in white.
Fingers fly, quickly open the phone to play the recording, the speaker amplified. The voices of the fat dragon and the man in white were all played, and there were ten voices of Ya Baa Dad who had been agreed, and the voice was particularly loud.
Seeing Lao Dao's actions, hundreds of warriors looked at each other, when did this guy record the sound? How did the loudspeaker come about? The man in white in the rear had a gloomy and terrifying face.
Not to mention other martial artists, even the Qingling Lingdao Master sitting next to him was crying and puzzled, this little action was really unaware.
After the recording was broadcast, the Taoist chief shook the dust, his hands were twisted and his hair was long, he was quite a master, he squinted at the man in white, and his tone was very disdainful: "The poor Tao comes from the Taoist Gate, and he still knows a little bit about the face."
The first time I saw you, I saw that your Yin Tang was black, your forehead was low and narrow, there was a scorn between your eyebrows, and your eyes were fierce, either poor or extremely vicious. Later, he even fooled everyone, with sharp teeth and sharp mouths, and had no other plans.
How rich is the experience of walking the rivers and lakes for many years? At this time, you open your eyes and tell nonsense, and you go back on your word. Look, the human and material evidence is there, can you still quibble?"
"Gao! The Taoist chief really has the means (ox fork), but he is an unpredictable prophet (model), no matter how cunning and fierce this fang is, he can't escape the five fingers mountain of the Taoist chief (he has to eat deflated). The voice did not fall, others were still stunned, the fat dragon immediately complimented the head, the thin tiger held behind, the speed was extremely fast, the two sang and harmonized, and the momentum was not amazing.
The fat dragon is thin and the tiger is fast, and several other sycophants are not to be left behind, and they will come to insert a bar at any time, and they will get rid of the-stirring stick.
"Amitabha. Monk Lichen clasped his hands together, looked at Daoist Yun Zhen, and smiled sincerely: "Daoist is really not like a mortal, he is so dexterous, he stands up at a critical moment to defend the honor of the righteous path, he is the one who picks the beam, and the true gentleman!"
Even though Yun Zhen Dao Ye and the Dust Buddha are not very good at dealing with each other, no one is convinced, but it is a verbal rivalry, and the two have no grudges.
As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person, and everyone loves to hear good words. At this time, the monk's face was full of sincere smiles, and there were flatteries and flattery.
Yun Zhendao, who held the best face, couldn't help but be shocked, only to feel that the image of the whole person was tall and plump, like a towering mountain.
My heart was comfortable and floating, as if I was in the clouds, and I suddenly felt that the monk was not so annoying. Dusty flickered lightly, looking at the smile on the dusty face.
The monk's mouth trembled, as fast as lightning, and the old man was not far behind: "Yunzhen's predecessor is really the Daomen Qingtian, and he can't tolerate sand in his eyes." With you, the eternal green pine stands, and there is no jumping beam in the world. How can you let the promiscuous people be arrogant?"
Hearing 'Daomen Blue Sky, Eternal Green Pine', Yun Zhen Dao Chang shook all over his body, and his heart trembled. I felt that the tall hat on my head had poked into the ceiling. Looking at the old man, he said very well in his heart.
The latter was foaming at the mouth, and he did not realize it at all, but he actually learned the posture of the fat dragon, and suddenly raised his arms and shouted: "Comrades! Without him, just because a grain of mouse feces spoiled a pot of porridge, it can't be done if you don't fight.
This kind of Xiaoxiao is like this, deceiving me with medicinal herbs, laughing at my dementia, full of arrogance, unstoppable, talking nonsense, like a fart. ”
Between the words, as if he had thought of something, his eyes were red, his eyes were moist, and his words were choked: "There are a lot of real people and real things." The Taoist chief is to clean up the world this time, and return us to a bright world, everyone said yes?" After speaking, he took the lead in raising his arms and shouting.
This guy is too powerful, a natural drama spirit, real people and real things are the most sensational, and the words can be described as sincere and tear-jerking.
Just like in front of him, this fang raised its arms and shouted, and there were hundreds of people who followed the roar. For a time, the shouting was like a tide, and the sonic boom hall. drowned Mu Xuanlin's flattery in the sound tide, and when he saw that his old friend didn't give a single side eye, he couldn't help but sigh that he had let out a fart.
Seeing this scene, especially the old man who raised his arms and shouted, the eyes of many warriors were round, and this stunned young man was really out of the limelight today. The fat dragon and the thin tiger couldn't help but squint his eyes, he really deserved to be a genius, imitating it so vividly, looking at this guy with a bad gaze.
Everyone's thoughts, but in a flash. At this time, Yun Zhen Dao Chang listened to the voice in his ears, his straight waist straightened and straightened, and he couldn't hide the smile on his face. looked at the stunned Qing who took the lead and yelled, and felt quite pleasing to the eye.
When everyone stopped, they looked at the old man with a smile, and his face was full of kindness: "Young man, the poor road has not yet accepted apprentices, are you willing to ......?"
"Yabaa, uh, Yabaa, uh......" Before he could say anything, he was interrupted by a shocking Yabaa.
Many warriors looked for their voices, and saw that the man in white behind him was scratching his head, his eyebrows and eyes were like this, and his mouth was screaming like a father.
I saw goosebumps all over my body, this is a shemale. Many old antiques are heart-wrenching and call it immoral.
The three masters even clasped their hands together and whispered their sins and sins. looked at the man in white grinning, and the compassion on his face was called a fake.
The man in white is not stupid, he has a hateful bull's nose to make a stumbling block from it, the evidence is ironclad, and it is no longer effective to play sloppy, knowing that he can't run, he has to shout if he doesn't shout, and he shouts while everyone is stunned, and the speed of speech is extremely fast.
However, the man in white is fast, Yun Zhendao is faster, the dust is shaking, he holds the mobile phone in his hand like lightning, his fingers fly, and he shoots the whole process at this guy. and Yu Linghu on the auction table, the speed was not slow at all, grinning at the man in white.
The man in white's mouth trembled, and Yaba's father continued, but after a few breaths and ten yaba's fathers had finished shouting, everyone was a little stunned and reacted. It's too late to take out a mobile phone to take a souvenir, and I secretly curse this fang in my heart.
There were hundreds of people present, and few photographed the coquettish side of the man in white.
The man in white shut up and glanced around with cold eyes, his eyes full of disdain. Blink of an eye to look at the fat dragon and thin tiger, his face can be said to be smiling without smiling: "Hmph! What's the matter, is the ten Yaba daddy finished shouting?"
The man in white had a loud voice, scratching his head and making a posture even more shemale, the fat dragon and the thin tiger lacked virtue and had nothing to say, so he just wanted to respond.
But before he could speak, Daoist Yun Zhen next to him jumped out again: "I'm noisy, you thief is really cunning, you don't even say hello, and you take advantage of everyone's distraction to shout secretly in private, so that everyone will miss the opportunity to take a commemorative photo, what are your intentions." ”
Yun Zhen Dao Chang is worthy of being recognized as the king of tongue on the rivers and lakes, and his words are reasonable, well-founded and modest, and his tone is even more righteous and awe-inspiring. When many martial artists around heard this, they also nodded yes.
Seeing that this guy is so rampant, Boss Wu pouted, very disdainful, you yourself were taken to the clouds by sycophants, and everyone around you was even more fascinated.
"Hmph, you have no face and no skin, you have a mouth all over your body, everything is your own, it's really nonsense, it's unreasonable. The man in white glanced at Lao Dao, his face full of disdain, and his tone was mocking.
"Hehe, I'm just talking, why are you so serious? Aren't you scared?" Yun Zhen Dao Chang is the most sharp-toothed.
shook his mobile phone, and turned his eyes to look at the martial artists around him: "You don't have time to shoot, don't sigh, you are not talented, you are fortunate to shoot." There is time to exchange a thing or two. No, it's worth your trip to take a picture of this guy's face. ”
Between the words, the dust swayed towards the man in white, and the old man let out a cheap smile.
"You ......" Hearing this, the man in white almost got his nose crooked. However, he is not an ordinary person and quickly calmed down. Turning his head and ignoring it, he just thought that this old Wang Ba was an old fart.
Blink his eyes to look at the fat dragon and thin tiger: "Didn't you two say that you have a lot of money? I really don't believe it, how many families can you have in a mere casual cultivation?"
"Hmph, aren't you also a casual cultivator (very similar)? And you are still shrinking your head and brain, even the master doesn't know your identity and origin (I haven't heard of it), you dare to shout out the three treasure medicines, how many people here believe it (I don't believe it)?" The unique echo sounded, and the fat dragon and thin tiger immediately retorted, and what they said was the truth.
"Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't believe it, and the donor is even more generous than the old man. Monk Lichen immediately folded his hands, his face full of fake compassion.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I don't believe it, but behind me is Longyunmen. "Yun Zhen Dao Chang is also not too much, whisking the dust.
"Hehe, the old man doesn't believe it either. Shui Lingyun chuckled and shook his head.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, poor Dao does not believe in ......"
"I don't believe ...... either"
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The words of the fat dragon can be said to have stirred up a thousand waves with one stone, or everyone was dissatisfied in their hearts, and suddenly, the shouts and cheers in the hall rang out.