Chapter 300 and 18, the daily life of the dining table

The war between Girls' Generation and Running-Man is over, and it's been almost a month since it ended, and the two-part show ended in two weeks. With the popularity of Girls' Generation and the rapid popularity of the RM program, the ratings of these two episodes dominated the top of the list, and even threw off the second place by several points. If many people added viewership because of Girls' Generation's fame and the popularity of the RM team, then the word-of-mouth jokes added more than a point or two to the ratings of the second episode and the rerun.

In these two episodes, not only the RM team members are funny, but the girls' performances regardless of their image make people laugh so much that they can't find themselves. In the school, Jin is ten years old for the return of the image, Lin Xiaolu's prank, Xu Xiaoxian's domineering, Zheng Xika's ball sense memories, Huang Pani's king's landing in all directions, the expression of the power nerd when he runs, Li Sanny's struggle in mid-air, Reedjun's crazy driving skills, Cui Shenpo's curse, one laugh after another makes it difficult for the audience to find their jaws.

Of course, in addition to the hilariousness of the girls, their cleverness and wits with RM were also talked about by the audience, and the identity of the whole group of college students in Girls' Generation was mentioned again, and the fans not only enjoyed the envy and appreciation from other fans, but also maintained their vigilance to deal with the jealousy and hatred of others. There is good and bad in everything, there is no absolute perfection, and there is no absolute disgust.

Compared with the optimism of the outside world, the girls who ended a group variety show have different ideas, if they can, they would rather choose a small place like indoor to play than choose an outdoor variety show where they have to run around and play hand-to-hand combat. Yes, hand-to-hand combat! At least in the end they were in hand-to-hand combat.

The girls who were discussing countermeasures downstairs came to the president's office on the top floor of SBS radio station in high spirits, so that Mr. President could let his office be used as their duel venue, which shows that Mr. President attaches great importance to this program and values them.

When they reached the top, in addition to the remaining members of RM who were waiting for them, there was also a not-so-bad news from Mr. PD, which was that their time to participate in the battle after resurrection had been changed from 5 minutes to 1 minute. Although the time is short, and the temporarily 'dead' people don't have to stare on the sidelines, they can't use the time to regain their strength.

The result is also conceivable, in hand-to-hand combat, most of them were 'killed and wounded', and only three of the eight people remained, and the small short body of the three was arranged to take advantage of the chaos to snatch the key, and the remaining two, one big and one small, only had one life left. But fortunately, killing a thousand enemies and injuring eight hundred, most of them are missing, and the RM team is not having a good time, Song Jihyo, who was resurrected again, tore each other off in the battle with Kwon Yoo-ri, and the time was surprisingly unexpected, and the old man Ji Seok Jin, who was taken care of, was the first to exit, and the HAHA brother who wanted to take advantage of the chaos was easily solved by Lin Yun'er, who also took advantage of the chaos.

Three against three, or three against three with a difference in strength, seems to be fair but hides the unfairness that everyone knows. Knowing the difference in strength between his own and the enemy, he almost wore a pair of pants and used the primitive eye contact. The short body also has the benefits of a short body, and it is always not comparable to the big man in terms of flexibility, although Kim Jong Kook has a Gary who is also not too tall and not too flexible, but the tacit understanding between the two short bodies is not comparable to Kim Jong Kook and Gary, who have only been working together for a short time. The guerrilla tactics of the continent next door can be used in any country and in any place.

The only long-standing body of the three, Lim Yoon-a, takes the opportunity to deal with Lee Kwang-so, who has the key. The RM team was not stupid, and from the three-digit password and the previous contact, they also thought of the password related to themselves. While Kim Tae-yeon and Kim Jong-kook were fighting guerrillas, Lee Kwang-so sneaked up in front of the safe and inserted the key into the keyhole. Just as he was about to enter the password, a sudden force from his arm knocked him away.

Don't think that the strength of girls is small, because they look at girls who can't help but be weak, once they break out, they are not much weaker than an adult man, and people's potential is always unlimited. Those who are familiar with Lin Yun'er know that she has a nickname called Lin Dali, this is not said with a smile, there is still a legend circulating among fans, that is, the legendary story of Lin Dali carrying two buckets of water alone and going up to the third floor in one breath.

If it is a frontal collision, Lee Kwang-so may not be knocked away, but the side is different, whether it is a single person or a group of people, the defense of the side is always inferior to the front and rear, in ancient warfare, the protection of the flank is not lighter than the front and the back.

The end result...... Of course, it was not in vain that Fei Lin Yun'er paid a ferocious collision, they got the exam paper and won the final victory. However, the price of this victory is not small, Lin Yun'er's little waist was slightly injured and twisted! Fortunately, this injury is not big, and you can be alive again after lying down for a day or two, at least the crocodile is like this, if you are a really weak Cui Shenpo twisting her waist, she will never get out of bed if she is lazy for ten days and half a month.

"Well~~~~~ it's light ~!" Speaking of whoever it is, Cui Xiuying stretched her lazy waist, and a series of actions attracted hatred, at least for a certain short body.

Table Routine I: The War Between the Long and the Short!

"It's not too noisy to howl early in the morning." No matter when, no matter where, where Choi so-young speaks, there will definitely be Lee Soon-gyu's raiser, and the sarcasm on his face will really mistake the two of them for the kind that they are not dying.

"Hehehe, some people can't howl if they want to, and you don't need to say words of envy, which will only highlight your jealousy." With a chin propped up, Choi so-young's gaze crossed the mountain peak called Kim Hyo-yeon and stabbed Lee Soon-gyu, and Kim Tae-yeon saw clearly what was mixed in.

Signaling Kim Hyo-yeon to give up his position, the outbreak of the long and short war will only affect the innocent, and this innocent ...... Jin Hyo-yeon, who has an experience at the table, already has a set of methods to deal with the long and short wars between the two countries, so he quickly picked up the plate in front of him, pushed the chair and quietly took a few steps back.

Experience is forced out by life, Jin Xiaoyuan only withdrew from the 'battlefield' for a few seconds with a plate, and the two who were tired of verbal arguments picked up their 'weapons'. Li Sanlang shook his hand, and the 'bread bomb' on the fork flew straight to the faΓ§ade of Cui Chang's legs. Cui Long Legs is worthy of her name as a sports black hole, and she failed to successfully prevent the attack of the 'bread bomb' because her reaction nerves were a little too slow, and the 'blood' bloomed on her face with a bewitching 'rose'!

"Assi Eight !!" Cui Changshan, whose face was covered with 'blood', was not to be outdone, grabbed the 'cream assault' on the side of the plate and swept it towards Li Sanlang. The speed of the squeezing jet was much faster than Li Sanlang's resistance, and in an instant, Li Sanlang's face was full of traces left by the 'assault'.

First round, draw!

Round 2......

'Smack! ’

There was a heavy slap on the table, and the battle between the long and short second round was strangled in the cradle before it even began. Turning his head timidly, the gloomy little work at the end of the table made people's hearts tremble, and he subconsciously shrank his neck and put down the 'weapon' he raised. It's not that they are spineless, but Xu Xian's aura is too terrifying, and the backstage is even more terrifying, offending one is equivalent to offending all the rest.

"Oh, it's a pity, I haven't seen the wonderful part yet......" At the head of the table, Li Sanlang and Cui Changjiao were so angry that they threw the white ball unceremoniously, if they could, they would definitely generously send homemade weapons, but it's a pity...... The most important thing now is not to touch the mold in the small favor!

The war between the long and the short will always be forced to terminate under the intervention of Xu Xiannei, and as soon as the daily routine ends, the second daily meal will begin again.

Table Daily 2: Two Foodies Fight!

The battle between the two foodies is not as 'bloody' as the battle between the long and short bodies, and their war only has a small friction in the process of plundering food, but this small friction will directly affect the entire table, so that everyone is forced to be in the storm of the two of them.

Table routine 3: small talk after dinner!

It is said that the dining table is the best place for communication, no matter when, as long as you need to communicate, it is the best choice at the table, because it is in the case of wine, wine strengthens people's courage, and no matter how shy you are, you can be thick-skinned. The communication between the girls is nothing more than their work, what juniors are in the circle, what gossip is there about the excited and exciting ideal type, and what new trends and fashions are discussed and discussed.

You see, Cui Changleg is gossiping about his ideal little secret of the day again; Li Sanlang and Quan Nerd are verbally molesting the unknown little fresh meat in the air again; The second sister and the fourth sister are talking about some fashion trends that they don't understand, and stacks of the latest fashion magazines have been put on the table by them.

"These clothes are all messy, either there are fewer here, or they are asymmetrical here, and there is no fashion at all." Kim Hyo-yeon, who was shouted as a fashion terrorist by Choi so-young, is worthy of her name, and the fashionable and trendy outfits in the magazine have become strange decorations in her eyes for many people.

As soon as Kim Hyo-yeon's complaint came out, the girls' table exchange meeting came to an end, followed by another daily ......

Table Routine 4: Randomly Criticize a Member!

"Ah, don't look at it if you don't know how to appreciate fashion, it will only show your ignorance of fashion even more." Cui Xiuying unceremoniously took away the magazine in Kim Hyoyeon's hand and flipped through it, "Look at it, people are obviously wearing so fashionable, but in your eyes, they have become chaff." Cui Xiuying disliked Kim Hyo-yeon's aesthetics, and was forced to put down her hand that wanted to pick her nose in the eyes of Xu Xiannei.

"What's the matter, it's obviously not good at all, it's not as good as mine." Kim Hyo-yeon does not admit that his fashion is different from ordinary people. As soon as she said this, not to mention the two fashion elements, even Kim Taeyeon, who was once a fashion terrorist alongside her, blushed for her words.

"Ask Taeyeon yourself if it's good or not!" If it were other people, Kim Hyo-yeon would have come up with a statement of her own concept to shut them up, but as a former good partner, Kim Tae-yeon would still listen to it.

"Page 6."

Catching the magazine that Choi so-young threw over, Kim Tae-yeon flipped to the sixth page of what she said, "Hmm...... It's pretty good, at least... I think so. Although she didn't want to hurt Kim Hyo-yeon's aesthetic heart, Kim Taeyeon chose to follow her own heart.

Under the subtle influence of his daughter-in-law and half of his family's small partners in the household registration book, the fashion sense that has been criticized by the sisters has finally entered the ranks of normal people. Although there are still a few clothes in the wardrobe that she bought by herself, they still criticize them, but under the dress of two fashion radicals, she 'ruthlessly' abandoned her ten-year-old friends along the way.

"Uh-huh......" Listening to the voice of Jin Shi's patience, the girls trembled a little, the nickname of violent CP did not come out of thin air, and the ten-year-old was ten times more terrifying than Zheng Xika, at least Zheng Xika still had someone to coax him.

"Wait!" The sudden sound of slapping the table frightened the girls' hearts suddenly, "One day I will let you know that my fashion sense is no worse than anyone else's!! ”

At this point, the queen of the dance has set another dream second only to her dancing and girlhood, that is, to let others admit that her fashion is not bad. Although she changed three thoughts a day at the age of ten, the idea persisted until she published a book on beauty...... Yes, beauty, although the direction is a little wrong, but at least she doesn't have to worry about no one inheriting her beauty salon!

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