073 Murice-style dry humor

(There will be a power outage in the afternoon, and the third is more likely to be one or two o'clock, so let's look at it tomorrow.) One shift in the evening is counted as today's, and there will be two shifts tomorrow~)

What was the scene that Caroline saw in her eyes?

It was an unspeakable joke, and when Ronaldo saw Ramos and Kaka there and seemed to be having a good time chatting with Murice, he ran over barefoot in his floral panties.

I just heard Ramos ask why Muris didn't dare to go into the water, could it be that he didn't dare to take off his clothes in front of the girls, could it be that Muris, who was majestic on the field, was weak in front of women?

Kaka, who was still a child, was not willing to be lonely, and said with a smile that he had heard the fans break the news that Morris was wearing a black fat shirt, and asked Muris if it was?

Ronaldo's prank got up, remembering the moment he was stabbed by his ball on the court, his big hand slapped Murice's buttocks, and he did it himself directly to see if Muris was what they guessed.

The sudden attack on Muris's butt was indeed somewhat unpredictable. It's not that he didn't notice Ronaldo's actions, but he found it hard to believe that Mr. 90 million of Sao Bao would make such a ...... Insulting things!

The butt was filmed, but the next action did not succeed, because as soon as Muris let go, Mr. Luo, who lost his center of gravity, fell to the ground on all fours.

Ramos saw that there was an opportunity to take advantage of it, and he also pounced directly, and Muurice let it go again, and with the help of his strength, he directly pulled Ramos to Mr. Luo, who was just about to get up. The two fell together, and they didn't get up after a long time.

Muris shrugged, looked at Kaka, and asked him with his eyes if he would like to try it too?

Kaka hurriedly waved his hand, joke, it's ugly for two men to roll together, add one more of him, and you can't mess around?

He'd better be a quiet beautiful man.

Murice used strong force to defend his chastity.

Ramos's small eyes kept cast, and he seemed very aggrieved. Today, he thinks that little Muris is very evil, he is a big man, he is like a chicken again and again, and he can be thrown wherever he wants, which is really shameless.

He's still the big brother of little Muris!

Once, several superstars of Real Madrid saw a kung fu movie. The Chinese in the black coat lightly touched the big man's arm, and then pulled his hand, and a two-hundred-pound big man was thrown out of the window by him.

It gradually became clear that little Muris may have practiced some kind of mysterious Chinese kung fu!

Cristiano Ronaldo took Murice into the house, saying that he was taking him to see some good things before the party started.

Ramos and Kaka apparently already knew about it and went along.

Socialize with beauties, it's better to accompany your brother to visit Chris's house.

Behind the main house, there is also a large area, all of which are Chris's private domain. From the outside, it looks like a large parking garage, and when you go inside, you find that there is a cave.

This is Cristiano Ronaldo's personal training ground, which is covered with sports turf, and on top of it is Muris's training room, with countless soccer balls hanging from it.

This training ground, the real usefulness can be described, at least two or three times larger than Muris's.

And the utensils and equipment are much better than his. Let's not talk about football, even the cost of every romantic eye is scary.

Muurice couldn't help but glance at this stupid power, is this training, or showing off his wealth?

With so much money, it shouldn't be too much to cheat a little home, right?

After all, he's citing his patents and ideas.

"How's it going, spectacular?" Luo was anxious to get a compliment from Murice. He's been tinkering with this training ground since he last came back from Murice.

It was only built a few days ago, and he hasn't started training yet, so he can't wait to see the results after training.

And for this training ground, he asked several designers to describe everything he knew about Murice's training room and asked them to do it for him. In addition, an additional industry hush money is attached.

Muris came to a football, put his finger under the ball, flicked it, and the ball flew out, but it didn't fly far and quickly circled back.

This ball was not as naughty as his balls, and it didn't stop at his fingertips, and it turned in place several times before it slowly stopped.

"Defective product." Muris said it without mercy.

The mechanism of the Baili family, which can be imitated if others want to imitate. It's not a matter of cost, these modern things, put on this, it's useless.

Ronaldo's face stiffened, Ramos laughed until he broke his breath, and Kaka patted Ronaldo on the shoulder sympathetically.

"Chris, as I said earlier, your training ground will make a show, it won't work at all." It's pitiful to think about Chris, who insisted on building this training ground more than anyone else. With a stroke of the pen, he signed the check. After it was built, they were proudly invited over, and they said that this training ground was not very reliable.

But they also know that Muris is a genius, and the things he can do are too difficult for others to be demanded.

It can also be used if it is improvised, who knew that the original owner was coming, and three words would return this to its original shape.

Muris saw that Ronaldo was still a little unwilling, let them stand up a little, he would tell them why he said it was a defective product.

One hand held the dangling balls to a stop, then Muurice took two steps back and turned his ankle. Kick the gravity kick and fly towards the ball.

The ball was hit by Murice's force and flew out at a gallop. The other soccer balls also spun along, but those bungee ropes ended up all mixed together, not to mention the incoming ball of the Heavenly Maiden, the soccer ball was fighting in it by itself, how to train.

Cristiano Ronaldo was completely speechless this time.

"Don't be discouraged, Chris." Muurice patted him on the shoulder with rare kindness, "Give me this number, your training ground, I'll help you figure it out." ”

Muurice stretched out a hand.

"50,000 euros?" Ronaldo immediately turned cloudy and asked Murice.

Murice shook his head, "500,000 euros, this is a friendship price." ”

Kaka and Ramos choked for a moment, at this price, and at the friendly price.

However, Muris doesn't do this, and with Chris's character, he may spend half a million or a million on this training ground.

And 500,000 euros, for Ronaldo, is indeed a drop in the bucket. Even if he doesn't endorse, with his high weekly salary, he earns it back in two weeks.

"I'll give you 600,000, and you're going to make my training ground the same as yours."

"This ......"

"700,000, no more!"

"Okay." Muris reluctantly agreed, while Kaka and Ramos were amused by such a stupid friend.

It's okay, this stupid person has a lot of money and has nowhere to spend it, and it's good to stuff a little Muris/child's purse into it.

The four walked out of the training pitch and Muris was in a good mood.

After running like this, I earned an annual salary for more than half a year, which is indeed very cost-effective.

As for the training ground, if you get a set of equipment another day, you should be able to complete the transformation in half a day.

Say he's too bad?

Such technology, let alone half a million euros, is not five million euros.

At noon, at Chris's mansion, he specially invited a local chef to praise the guests for his Mediterranean-style cuisine.

At the dinner table, when everyone was about to eat, Mouris became a lamb to the slaughter, and the Real Madrid superstar and Yelena and her girlfriends focused their fire on Mouris and had a many-on-one conversation with him.

Everyone knows the people here, but Muris, who has just run from the sheepfold, is a little sheep with wolves.

Although it turned out that it was a wolf in sheep's clothing who ran into the sheepfold.

"Murice, Chris or Messi, which one do you like?" In front of Ronaldo, he dared to ask this kind of question, this is Elena.

Women are very concerned about this issue, and Mouris has a good relationship with a group of Real Madrid bigwigs, and he has nothing to say to Chris Ramoskaka.

But before that, Messi had broken the news on Twitter that he and Mouris had changed jerseys after the game.

You know, this is the first time that Muris has exchanged jerseys with someone, and many fans speculate that the two talents cherish each other and form a deep friendship in the game.

If the media asks this, it must be a trap. Elena asked, but couldn't guess what she meant.

Muurice took one look at Ronaldo and thought about Messi.

Real Madrid and Barcelona are mortal enemies, and here he said that if he likes Messi, he should not be able to go back alive.

directly said that he likes Ronaldo, not to mention whether there is a suspicion of sycophancy, and Muris really can't look at Ronaldo's stupid face that is ready to smile at any time.

Although seven hundred thousand were taken from him just now.

"I like him—" Muurice gestured with his chin, and everyone followed his gaze to Ozil, who was dining.

Mesut Ozil's fork fell to the ground with a snap, and when he looked back, he saw Ronaldo glaring at him. The other Real Madrid big brothers are also looking at what stands out about Ozil, making Murice say that he likes him by name, and he also overwhelms Messi and Ronaldo.

Ozil was about to cry, he didn't want to have this honor......

Muris touched his nose and smiled, "I like to eat fish, and the fat old man makes me fish every day-"

All drunk.

Ozil stared at his piercing goldfish eyes, and he didn't realize what he meant for a long time.

When he realized what Muris was talking about, he blushed and lowered his head in embarrassment.

Others laughed uncontrollably, others said that they deserved to be the brains of Malaga's midfield, and that they should not be too stupid to compare their IQ with him.

Some people also said that who said that Muris is not smiling, people have a good sense of humor.

The most pitiful thing is Mesut Ozil, in front of all the Real Madrid superstars and a group of beautiful girls, he was teased by Murice, or in such a way that people cry and laugh.

And this stalk, I don't know how to poke in front of the media, has also become a topic of conversation for many Spaniards after dinner, reciting it with relish. Even the entire football world knows about this famous "goldfish terrier".

Muris-style dry humor, just like that, slowly spread.

What kind of soul is there under the calm appearance, the ace of Malaga, and what kind of person is it? It has attracted countless people to want to explore.