093 Fans' Powerful Brain Hole (First Bullet!) Spoof! Extroverted, be cautious! ）

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(The first bullet in the brain hole series, it's very rotten, spoof!) If you don't like it, you can ignore it! ）

Man, of course no problem!

Originally, there was a problem, but after playing for such a long time, my teammates and opponents had too much contact. Muris slowly developed immunity, and in the last game, he was able to calmly hug the water master, which is a big improvement.

And Ramos, because of that incident, has become the envy of many fans. From the active hugging of the submarine midfielder to the passive hugging of Ramos, these two lucky ones have made countless fans sharpen their knives.

Especially Ramos, Muris's domineering pull and hug caused them to howl wolf. Coupled with the circumstances, Mouris was clever enough to stop Ramos from punching him and successfully soothing the anger of the Real Madrid vice-team.

Is such a plot familiar? It's like a domineering president coaxing his girlfriend to lose his temper, and this setting is simply very emotional.

Of course, there are many wolf men and wolf women who say that it would be even more beautiful if that hug was directly turned into the heroine of the Xiaoyan TV series blocking the heroine's mouth with his mouth!

Of course, this kind of thing of losing the festival is impossible to spread, so it can only be yy in a small group, and crawl away with the lid on the pot.

As a result, in many football live competitions, Morris was automatically added to the setting of a domineering president and a cold-faced black attack. And Ramos, the originally masculine water master, was ignored by the majority of authors and became synonymous with tsundere, which made readers full of blood.

The funniest thing is that under Shui Ye's Facebook, there are many fans who recommend it to Shui Ye. The descriptions of the eighteen bans were directly posted in the reply in paragraphs, and they were also put on the top, so that Ramos couldn't pretend to be invisible.

So much so that in the next two meetings, as soon as Shui Ye saw Muris, he automatically substituted it to describe the plot, and he was so chilled that his whole body trembled, and his face was still hot.

Ramos couldn't stand it, so he wanted to pull his friend into the water.

He looked for a lot of related things, specifically looking for Kaka and Ronaldo, not to mention, these are more than writing about him and Mouris, Ramos has finally balanced his psychology a little.

This kind of thing is so normal, the fans just like YY.

But it's okay not to look at it, but when you look at it, you are so angry that it smokes. It's the same YY work, why Ricardo and Chris write so much better than his!

The most important thing is that these two people are attacking, and no matter how bad they are, they are attacking each other, and he is the only one who suffers! Accept! He? The dignified deputy Ramos, this hairstyle, this handsome and resolute face, this body, where does it look like a suffer! Is he obviously better than Chris and Ricardo, what is the eyes of the fans!

Ricardo has a good temperament, although he has a little black belly, and he is easy to press at first glance.

Chris looks domineering, but he is still a crying bag, and he is much less temperamental than him.

Why is he the only one who has fallen into such a fate? You can't even do it in there!

And the reason is that all of Ramos's manly spirit can't withstand Muris's domineering hug.

There are also many people who say that if the vice captain of Real Madrid is not enough in the future, Muris will be in charge.

Ramos was genuinely distressed, tugging at his long hair and seeing that everyone was complaining. Especially Ronaldo and Kaka, Ramos stared at the two with an unhappy face.

Ronaldo bumped into Kaka and asked him: "What's wrong with the vice-team, it seems to be angry with the two of us, and they are going to swing their fists at us every minute?" ”

Ramos is now so sensitive to the three words "swing his fist" that his ears were originally drooping immediately stood up.

If he heard these two people still talking about the last game, he would not spare them.

"I don't know, I heard the captain say that the deputy team has been obsessed with watching recently, and whenever I have time, I hold my mobile phone to watch it, and I can see it...... Gnash one's teeth. For the last four words, Kaka lowered his voice specifically.

Ronaldo expressed surprise at Ramos's patience, "Speaking of which, I have often seen the vice-captain holding his mobile phone recently, turning over something in the fire, moving very quickly, and his face is very scary. ”

"However, the captain secretly told me that he once passed behind the deputy team and glanced at it and saw Muris's name."

"Muris, up there?"

The expressions of the two people suddenly lit up, obviously, as soon as this sentence was said, both of them understood what was wrong with their deputy team.

Because it's not just Ramos fans who are recommended to watch, the two of them are no exception. The two of them have experienced too much of this kind of thing, and they haven't taken it too seriously. What's more, the training volume is so heavy, they really don't have time to watch those YY.

But both admitted that it was still very festive to substitute the poker face of Malaga ace Chena Mouris into those thunderous days. Although in between, I had to withstand countless thunderstorms, and I couldn't help but go to the bathroom to vomit. From this, you can still harvest some happy little fruits and delicious reverie.

And Cristiano Ronaldo, who was injured a few days ago, has nothing to do. There happened to be fans who were amusing him, and he passed the time to watch it.

These are all written about Mouris and Real Madrid.

He read a few articles of Muris and Ricardo first, and the pictures were so beautiful that he didn't dare to read them. Those two gentlemen, what kind of love are they talking about. It's not feeling at all, he still likes to go straight to base.

Later picked an article about Captain Cassie and Muris, the background is in the Spanish national team. is a very common setting, reliable seniors and genius juniors, a long period of love-hate entanglement, and Ronaldo is fascinated. It's just that after reading it, I can't remember that these two people are Cassie and Murice.

Muris, that flowery fox, how can he be so kind!

Captain Cassie? On the pitch he is reliable, but in private he is actually a big mouth, and many of the vice-team things are what he secretly sues him and Ricardo.

Moreover, when it comes to the Real Madrid dressing room, the gossip is actually Captain Cassie. He is pervasive, he knows the gossip of every team member, he is just a serious book, and he never shows it in front of everyone. He's the captain, and he wants to maintain the stability and unity of the locker room, so he won't do anything that the world is not chaotic, um.

If it weren't for Ronaldo and Kaka, Ramos would never have imagined that it was Igor who stabbed him and little Muris out.

Ronaldo looked at his little daughter-in-law Ozil and Muris again, and Ronaldo's heart was complicated for this little goldfish that Muris only admitted to liking.

If the little daughter-in-law is a child, it should be a feeling that anyone can suppress it, especially when arranging the wall.

Unconsciously, Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in today's football, has successfully turned into a rotten man.

Earlier, he had been brainwashed a lot, and he was stunned by those powerful brain holes. Especially the article between Muris and Ricardo, two men dancing tango, Ronaldo thought about it for two hours, but he still couldn't think of Murice dancing tango.

Also tango, the dance on the sharp knife is almost the same. But such a cold person, in the semifinals of the Copa del Rey, has an extra nickname of the king of samba.

Even such an enthusiastic samba can dance, this tango doesn't seem to be impossible, and it can't be said that the author is too good.

In Casey's article, the most outrageous thing is that Muris held Casey's face and said: "Captain, in the future, your goal can only be broken by me alone." ”

Cristiano Ronaldo was sipping champagne at the time, and when he saw this sentence, he successfully sprayed it.

Sitting alone on the bed, his face full of little silliness.

He really wanted to take the phone away, if he continued like this, he would die of evil. But there was always a curiosity that drove him to read everyone's everything.

This feeling is novel and exciting, and you can see more of Muris's jokes, hahaha!

Probably in reality, it would be too difficult to get that old fox to be deflated. Ronaldo can only find comfort here, and he feels very cool.

He liked Cassie's and was fascinated by it because Captain Cassie had managed to beat Malaga to tears. The Malaga ace is bent from the start, and the genius juniors have a crush on their powerful captain San Cassi, but Cassie is straight.

Although Captain Cassie later liked this clever junior, he couldn't cross the worldly level. So abuse, abuse, abuse, when the good boy Muris went to the bar to get drunk, was beaten by a group of hooligans, and still shouted the name of Captain Cassie, Ronaldo almost shed tears.

In retrospect, he felt embarrassed.

When he came to the little goldfish, it suddenly became warm, which made Ronaldo sigh with emotion, these authors are too kind to the little daughter-in-law, only him, the whole article is happy from front to back, and there is no small misunderstanding and small waves.

The two are in different clubs, but they are good friends who grew up together. Muris likes to make small goldfish the most, and Ozil likes to eat small goldfish the most...... Decisive fork!

If you fork so early, you can't see it. When Ronaldo recalled it and flipped through it again, he found that the article had already been deleted by him.

He thought about searching for this book, but he felt that he was too boring like this, endured his restless heart, and on the first day after returning to the team, he ignored his little daughter-in-law. He passes the ball to himself, and he doesn't even bother to take it.

This made the little goldfish very aggrieved, and he felt uneasy, and he didn't know what he had done wrong, which made Ronaldo unhappy.

After quickly deleting an article, Ronaldo was in a better mood. Looking at the time, it was twelve o'clock in the evening, but I didn't feel sleepy at all. Continuing to scroll down, the following are all very unpopular, and he read one. I found that the more unpopular it is, the better the writing.

It's a pity, it's not that he said that the two male protagonists' looks really don't match, it's okay just to look at it, and when the generation enters reality, it really can't bear it.

Immediately after, he flipped to a series of more than 20 books in a row with more than 20 protagonists all of Muris and Ramos.

He was shocked, thinking that the deputy team was really good, and the call was so high.

After he read the content, he only had deep sympathy for their vice-captain.

I read so many articles tonight, with Muris as the protagonist, most of them are attacked by and each other. When it came to the deputy team, many authors were halfway through writing, shouting that they wanted to reverse the cp, and the readers agreed surprisingly unanimously!

Hahaha! Hahahahaha!

Ronaldo rolled on the bed and laughed so hard that he was about to break out. If the deputy team saw this, his long hair would definitely blow up.

Originally, Ronaldo planned to return to the club and go to see Amway's vice-team. Unexpectedly, he didn't need to be troublesome, and the deputy team would have seen it all.

When I thought of the deputy team seeing the heart-wrenching plot in the second half, Ronaldo's spirit was refreshed.

Although it is against CP, Ronaldo still has to say a word of conscience, the character of the deputy team, the author has the most accurate grasp. Explosive at every turn, very irritable on the court, but the most righteous. And Muris's ruthlessness and calmness are also the most well-portrayed one. Probably Murice's own image is biased towards a domineering general attack, rather than a strong attack.

After dozens of brainwashing, Ronaldo can be said to be comfortable with these terms.

In these more than 20 books, there will be some common descriptions.

For example, on the court, Muris hugged domineeringly, and Ronaldo was about to vomit when he saw this stalk. But every author was so excited when he wrote about it that he couldn't stop screaming and screaming.

But although this stalk has been written too much, it must be saved zài, because this is a watershed in the reverse cp, and it has to be portrayed in a key way.

Strange, Ronaldo is still incomprehensible. He was sitting on the bench at the time, and he didn't feel what the author described: "At this moment, the world burst into countless fireworks, and my heart was pounding." Ramos knew that he had completely fallen into the crook of this man's affectionate arms......"

Or "Ramos never imagined that such a cold person would be so warm and stable in his arms...... It would be nice to be like this forever, to be held in the arms of this person. ”

Also, "Ramos said to Muris after the game, hug it, you have to be responsible!" Muris's expressionless face slowly folded into a smile, and the starlight reflected in his eyes. He nodded solemnly at the person in front of him. And again, pull the person into your arms......"

can't imagine it at all, Ronaldo is also stunned to watch it. It's just that he didn't dare to drink champagne anymore, and he didn't dare to collapse on the edge of the bed. It would be embarrassing if you read a book and rolled straight off the bed with a smile and aggravated your back injury.

In addition to this paragraph, it does sissy the vice-team, and the others are still ...... Ahem, it's quite a gentleman.

For example, the deputy team found out that Muris wanted to help his family pay off his debts, but did the deputy team owe money to anyone? Confident and perfect, Mouris decided to play match-fixing in a crucial game.

When the trump card of Muris was defeated, the former fans, ruthlessly and sharply accused him and sneered at him, and Muris's face lost its previous smile.

And when Ramos knew about his □□ of match-fixing, instead of thanking him, he beat Muris hard. Muris fell to the ground and didn't say anything, just holding Ramos. One is silent, the other is crying silently......

This description is quite interesting, but Ronaldo recalled the appearance of Muris on the field, and he couldn't imagine that Muris, who was obsessed with winning and losing and gave his all in any game, would play match-fixing for anyone.

I'm afraid that something like that will never happen to him.

Seeing Ramos's last article, the thunderest one is coming, this is a boy's article. The vice-team successfully rose from the side that was pressed to the child's father. While the deputy team was pregnant with a child, Muris cheated on the ...... A guy named Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo and Mouris, two scumbags, the difference is that Ronaldo didn't look back after he was killed, and Morris regretted it after Ramos left. He waited for him to return, and the two did not see each other again until he was sixty years old...... Ronaldo can't bear it, waiting for 30 years for a man? it, there are so many beauties who don't hug it, just thinking of a stinky man?

It is precisely because of this article that Ronaldo broke free from the whirlpool of Mouris and Ramos.

He was so thundered that he couldn't do it, thinking about what would happen if the deputy team saw these articles? The whole house will be demolished by him, it's terrible!

But the most amazing thing about this article is that it makes him extremely awake, and the only thing left is no sleepiness.

Of course, he won't admit that he watched the passionate kiss/scene between the two scumbags several times in the article before he was willing to fork it.

His finger rested on his name, struggling to open it.

If he had written about him, he would have seen the same shocking plot as the deputy team, would he be able to resist it. His waist is still injured, and the demolition of the house is still too big.

In the end, he couldn't hold back his curiosity and fearlessly clicked away.

The first article should be written by a junior high school student, and it may be a primary school student, the writing is very immature, but it inexplicably cutes Ronaldo.

"Cristiano Ronaldo, the prince of the Kingdom of Real Madrid, accidentally got lost in a manor. He looked for his way out, but saw a man who was even more beautiful than the immortals. Cristiano Ronaldo, yearning, as if guided by fate, spun in front of the beauty. In the process, he also picked a rose and held it in his mouth. ”

The corners of Ronaldo's eyes twitched twice, but this was the first book he had read about himself and Murice, and he wanted to hold on.

After seeing the beauty's true face, Cristiano Ronaldo was stunned. At this moment, he decided that he must marry this beauty and be his princess. He will protect her and take care of her for the rest of his life. Cristiano Ronaldo stepped forward lightly and put his arm around the beauty's waist, 'I will always love you, my princess. Hearing Cristiano Ronaldo's words, Namei happily threw off her waist-length purple hair on her head and spun around! He became a man even more handsome than Prince Cristiano Ronaldo. ”

"My Royal Highness, do you want to marry me as a concubine? Prince Cristiano Ronaldo, after struggling for a minute, still nodded insistently, 'Yes, my princess, I promise not to change. The prince took Muris's hand and brought it gently to his lips, giving him a sincere kiss...... A month later, the two had a romantic wedding at the dreamy Century Castle......"

"Yes, my princess, I promise not to change." Cristiano Ronaldo sat on the bed, learning the line. suddenly smiled, flashed big white teeth, and thought that he must be very handsome when he said this, he was Prince Cristiano Ronaldo of Real Madrid.

Maintaining a happy mood, Ronaldo clicked on the second article. As soon as I looked at the beginning, I knew that this person's humanistic style was much more mature, and I didn't know what he would write about.

This article is a special ABO setting.,He specially popularized what ABO is.,This is one of the three major settings of the European and American fandom.,It's very popular.。

The background of the article is also in La Liga, and he is happy that these people are playing football, not running some of the bizarre industries that used to be.

Real Madrid and FC Barcelona are the strongest alphas, they are both strong players in football and the rulers of La Liga.

Valencia and Villarreal, the clubs in the upper middle of La Liga, are made up of both the strongest alpha and the mediocre beta.

And the middle and lower reaches of the teams such as Malaga and Getafe, most of the members are mediocre betas, and there are a small number of omegas who are responsible for reproduction and have a very weak physique.

Just when the powerful alpha dominated the entire La Liga, a middle and lower team sprung up, and that was Malaga. As one of La Liga's biggest dark horses, and having produced a talented ace in the 10-11 season, his name is Chena Murice!

Seeing this, Ronaldo was inexplicably excited.

That guy Muris is going to be the absolute protagonist of this book! And from the author's description, he can clearly feel that it is a fan of Murice, or a capital Muslim.

The birth of a genius has attracted the attention of many alphas, especially when their clubs have lost at the feet of this powerful ace, which makes them have a desire to conquer this ace.

They thought that a person with such strong strength must be the strongest alpha, but let one of them discover that the genius ace Morris is not the strongest alpha, not even a mediocre beta, but the weakest and lowest class omega!

And the person who discovered this secret is Real Madrid's strongest alpha Cristiano Ronaldo.

Although Ronaldo was a little embarrassed, he was still attracted by the story. When you hear someone say that he is the strongest, you can always gain his infinite favor.

He also wanted to know how the story would play out. Poor Muris, your omega identity has been exposed, and you will surely die an ugly death.

Next, a fierce drama made Ronaldo shocked.

The strongest alpha named Cristiano Ronaldo forcibly marked Omega Murice, and he has been inseparable from him ever since.

On the court, Muris abused him, a strong alpha, even if he marked Muris, he still lost again and again on the court. But in private, he abused Murice. Seeing those drastic methods, Ronaldo's heart and liver trembled, he was so rude, the person who likes to play □□ is a certain drunk and well-dressed beast, not him. Although the two of them stand together, Murice will look more like a gentleman.

In the midst of his mistreatment of Muris, the equally powerful alpha Kaka appears. For the sake of that omega, Chong Guan was angry and turned against him.

Ronaldo couldn't help but imagine the possibility of this plot in reality, and finally determined that reality is reality, that is.

Ga Muris fell in love with Kaka, and it was only then that Alpha Chris was sure that he had always loved Muris.

He regretted it, but Muris refused to turn back.

So, at a great cost, he got Kaka away, just when he thought he had finally cleared the way and could be with Muris.

Here came another stumbling block, and as soon as it came, it was two. Two strong alpha Ramos and Barcelona ace alpha Messi.

These two people, for the sake of Muris, despite the feud between the clubs, are determined to get rid of him together!

And the end of the story is that he died. Falling on the beautiful beach of Malaga, looking at the person he cared about the most, he was getting farther and farther away from him.

Murice finally regained his freedom and continued his legacy in La Liga. And because of the relationship with Murice, the fate of the omega being looked down on began to be broken, their status continued to improve, and the ABO world collapsed......

Ronaldo read the whole story and determined that he was a poor cannon fodder, how much the author resented him, and the whole text was braided by him.

I like Muris so much, why let him be an omega, let him be an alpha who dominates football. However, the person who wrote this article should be obsessed with the history of the counterattack of the weak team, and behind the article, an alpha died, but it broke the setting of the unequal system of ABO, which raised the whole article by more than one notch.

After reading this article, the sky is already bright.

Ronaldo rarely stays up late, but he didn't expect to watch these YY all night.

The most terrifying thing is that in the following dream, the plot of the episode played out alternately in his mind, and finally froze on the figure of him falling on the beach and Muris running away.

He thought he must have seen hell, he never touched the books again, he turned on the TV, watched the sports news, and to his dismay, even the Spanish media were keen to describe their interaction and "friendship".

It wasn't until he saw Ramos and Muris hugging on the pitch, the stalk that had been written dozens of times and he could memorize it well, that his mood suddenly brightened.

Yes, although he is unlucky enough, he is not the only unlucky person. Thinking about it from another angle, his story is actually quite good.

Although not as heist as Ricardo's, he was sent away by him in the text in which he was the protagonist. And Ricardo's, because it's so perfect, is to hold a little hand and hug it throughout. It's like his, it's conquest, it's ms, and it's eighteen/forbidden. Although his settings are mostly accompanied by flowers, scumbags, cruelty and stupidity.

Also, although he hung up, the attributes of the vice team were directly erased by countless fans. This should be even more miserable than him.

Besides, he is the only one who can crush the old fox of Muris under him so many times! This proves that in the hearts of countless fans, he Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute strong attacker, and there is no doubt about his masculinity, hahahaha!

Ronaldo, who was hit and was about to vomit blood, finally regained his self-confidence with his magical brain circuit, and exploded!

(If you can accept this kind of fan brain, you will continue to write the second bullet in the future, even if you can't accept it, skip this one, quack!) ）