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The bedroom of Fat Bird and Shang Xi is the bedroom with the most powerful lighting effect in the world.

When they exercise in bed, the light effects of ice and fire burst out magnificently.

The entire bedroom would be shrouded in beautiful flames and dazzling ice light, and if it hadn't been for the enchantment that had been placed in the bedroom beforehand, I was afraid that the entire mansion would have been wiped out because it could not withstand the powerful energy of these two elements.

Just when Shang Xi and Feng Wu were enjoying themselves, Shang Xi's mobile phone rang.

"It's a business partner calling, and there's an urgent contract for me to sign in a hurry." Shang Xi held his mobile phone and said, in the tone of a successful person.

"Is the business more important than me?" Feng Wu hooked his chin, and the most gorgeous appearance of the Three Realms looked even more charming at this moment.

"It's a big deal! It is a great help for the development of our company! Shang Xi said, "It's all for our family." ”

"You're already the king of the Three Realms, and you still care about those senseless fame and profits?" Feng Wu was reluctant to let go.

"But this contract is really urgent, my dear, if I break my word, I won't be able to ...... in the jewelry industry in the future Hmmm......"

Feng Wu pressed her finger to his lips: "We have plenty of time, have you forgotten that I can pause time?" ”

"It's the same, but the presidents in the TV series are all like this." Shang Xi said, "I want to be a real president!" "Recently, Shang Xi's hobby is to make up for the president's drama, and it has reached the point of being obsessed.

"The real president has a troublesome mother who hinders his love in every way, do you have it?" Feng Wu still understands it.

"Of course, to make our mortal game a little more interesting, of course I'm going to have a 'mom' of this!" Shang Xi laughed.

"What's that?! You're too into the play! Isn't your mother dead for tens of thousands of years? Fat Bird was surprised.

"Hmph, human memories are easy to tamper with." Shang Xi smiled mysteriously.

Ding Dong –

The doorbell rang suddenly, and suddenly, the light effect in the bedroom disappeared.

"It seems that the 'old lady Shang' I made an appointment is here." Shang Xi said.

"Isn't it really the housekeeping aunt you invited?" The fat bird had to get up from the bed and start dressing.

"How can there be a housekeeping aunt so late, it is I who modified the memory of a super choking old chili president and wife, because she was too strong and domineering, which led to the tragedy of her son and daughter-in-law's family, as a result, her daughter-in-law committed suicide inexplicably, her granddaughter was sent to an orphanage, and her son remarried according to her wishes, but the second daughter-in-law who remarried was suddenly beheaded and died, and it is said that she met a gangster who burglarized. However, some people say that this evil mother-in-law deliberately covered up the murder and made a false confession, in short, she has been escaping the punishment of the law, showing lewd power everywhere in the house, such a woman is no more suitable to be used as our playmate. Shang Xi got dressed and explained.

"Also, I don't know how many people will be killed in the family of ordinary humans who keep her." Fat Bird said.

"With compassion for mortals, I changed the old woman's memory, and now she thinks I am his son. And you're my secretary. Shang Xi walked to the door and said, "She really wants a grandson." ”

With that, he opened the door, and there was an old woman with a sour face and kitsch clothes standing outside the door.

"Mom, why did you suddenly come back from a resort far away?" Shang Xi screamed very affectionately.

"I'm coming back to see if you're messing with that little slut named Feng Wu - you, you, the boss is not small, and I don't feel at ease to find a better wife to start a family, when will my heart to hold my grandson settle down!" The old woman entered the door and began to nag in all sorts of ways.

"Hello aunt." The fat bird also hurriedly came over to say hello.

"You! How are you here! Aren't you the dead girl! Why are you in my son's room!? Shangxi! What the hell are you doing with this damn girl! Why allow such a lowly woman to come to our house! The old woman screamed.

"Dead girl?" Fat Bird asked curiously.

"Yo! Aren't you convinced that you're a dead girl! Why do you have the face to stand in front of me! ”

"By the way, I modified her perception of you, hypnotized her consciousness, and in her eyes, you are a young girl." Shang Xi whispered that the bad taste of his TV series was too strong.

"Ah, aunt, let me tell you the truth, I already have the president's child. It's in my belly! "The fat bird is worthy of Shang Xi's husband, God said cooperatively.

"OMG!! I've been here for the past few days, and you've done this kind of thing!! What a sin I did in my last life! Are you still my good son? Where is my once obedient child?! "The old lady really exploded, crying and grabbing the ground.

"Mom! I really like Feng Wu! I would never marry a second person except him! And, haven't you always wanted a grandchild? Feng Wu's belly already has the crystallization of our love, Mom, please, bless our marriage! Shang Xi held Feng Wu's hand and said in a Korean drama tone.

"Yes, aunt, I also really love Shang Xi!" Fat Bird Gang Cavity.

"No! Your identities are so different that unless you take this girl to the hospital tomorrow for a check-up, I want to know if she can bring a grandson to our family. The old lady looked at Feng Wu harshly.

"Mom, it's illegal to do B ultrasound to give birth to boys and girls now, and no matter whether Feng Wu gives birth to a boy or a girl, I will treat it as my most precious treasure. I don't care at all, whether our children are boys or girls. "Shang Xi is proud.

"Do you want me to die! Is it only when I die, will you listen to your mother!! Are you so partial to that dead girl, have you forgotten your mother's kindness to you? You're my everything! Shangxi! Everything I do is for your good!! ”

It's coming, it's coming! Classic soap opera plot lines!!

"Mom, don't think about it! I will listen to you, and tomorrow, I will take Feng Wu to the hospital to check the child's condition. Shang Xi hurriedly said.

The belly of the fat bird, if you really do B ultrasound, is a melting pot that can melt even stars!

However, for the sake of Shang Xi's game, after appeasing the old woman, they decided to go to the so-called hospital the next day to pretend to have a "fetal" examination.

The next day, there were still two days left before the concert of the Dance of the Stars.

Boredomed, Shang Xi and Fat Bird call and find the almighty Meow and ask him to help arrange a pregnancy test.

As a result, the sound of "meow snoring~" came from the phone. 【The sound of a cat being happy】

Sure enough, Da Meow quickly bought off an aristocratic private hospital, and let Xiao Qi, Leng Jing and others disguise themselves as medical staff to wait.

Shang Xi took the fake old mother and Feng Wu to drive to the noble hospital in the mountains, and entered the examination room decently, and after a while, Xiao Qi, disguised as a doctor, walked out.

"Doctor, may I ask if the woman inside is pregnant with a boy or a girl? Is he my own grandson? The old lady anxiously grabbed Xiao Qi and asked.

"Madam, don't worry, as for whether it's your own grandson, we need to do a DNA test." Xiao Qi said deliberately.

"Mom! How can you doubt Feng Wu's loyalty to me?! There's no way he's going to have a child with another man! She only has me in her heart! Shang Xi said.

Xiao Qi turned his head to look at Shang Xi blankly, his expression became very strange, and he looked like he was about to laugh.

"Silly boy, I know women better than you! Nowadays, how many young women are honest, well, we'll talk about this later, doctor, tell me quickly! Is it a boy or a girl? The old lady stuffed a dozen of money into Xiao Qi's hand.

"Congratulations, you're a daughter!" Xiao Qi said happily.

"What?!" The old lady suddenly felt as if she had been struck by thunder, and then she fainted.

"Now that the ratio of men and women is so imbalanced, do you still want boys? Meow hahaha~~" Big Meow, disguised as a patient, turned around in a wheelchair and laughed.

"Shang Xi, you are so interesting, where did you find such a brainless old woman?" Xiao Qi asked.

"It's a vicious guy who may have a lot of lives on her hands, I just changed a little memory of her, and see how she persecuted her daughters-in-law." Shang Xi said.

Sure enough, after the old lady woke up, she made a big fuss with Shang Xi, forcing her to die, and asked Feng Wu to beat the child. But Shang Xi resolutely refused.

After a day of trouble, the old lady suddenly left the ward silently, and only returned in the evening, and mysteriously found Shang Xi alone, saying that she wanted to tell him something important.

I saw her take out a strange box from the package she brought, and said with a strange smile: "Son, this is a good thing that can help our family get a smart and lively grandson." ”

"Huh? What is it? Shang Xi looked at the box, which was about half a meter long and wide.

"God forbid! God forbid! I've spent all my money asking for this! As long as she is placed under Feng Wu's dead girl's bed, she will give birth to a boy! The old lady said with her eyes shining.