"And then something happened?"

"Dead?"

"No, he thinks of himself as a loach, soaked in the mud. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Huh?"

Seeing that your face was full of surprise, Xu Hai smiled and said, "At first, when I heard this, I was also amused. The uncle who was over seventy years old and could still play seventy-eight with two Xiaomi soon became a strange conversation. Just when many people were holding whether he was also learning to eat raw loaches, strange things happened. One morning, he woke up undressed, ran naked in the early morning in full view of everyone, and finally plunged headlong into the mud. ”

You already know a rough idea of what you know.

He immediately asked, "Since the family is so powerful, why don't you find someone to treat it?" ”

"I've found it, but I don't have a basket." Xu Hai shrugged, "At first, I thought he had a brain burn, but he went to the hospital for a checkup, hey, guess what, this old boy's physical fitness is even better than that of a sturdy young man of thirty!" Good health does not mean that his brain is good, they took him to the psychiatric department again, and he was fine. In short, in front of all the scientific instruments, he was stunned at all. Later, the family invited a few half-immortals and Taoist priests to come over, but the effect was not obvious. ”

You frowned and said, "It's on the highway, you concentrate on driving, I'll squint for a while." ”

"Hehe, Brother Yun, tell you the truth, what did you do last night? With your physique, even if you don't sleep at night, you won't feel sleepy now. ”

glanced at Xu Hai and said lightly: "The crazy woman fell asleep on my shoulder, as tired as a kitten, I saw that she slept soundly, and she didn't move all night." ”

"Wow, human pillows! Also a night, you cow beep! As he spoke, Xu Hai's saliva flowed down again, "Oops, Officer Xian is tired of being in your arms like a kitten, tsk, the picture is too beautiful to think about it......"

Xu Hai is still a little different from those rich boys, he knows how to advance and retreat, he knows the scale, and he is very shrewd in doing things, which is also a reason for you to partner with him.

As soon as the highway was launched, the license plate of the goods was automatically changed, and then the engine roared, and the sports car flew out of the high-speed ramp for one hundred and forty, bypassing a small red sports car and running away.

For about half an hour, the convertible sports car slowly stopped in the courtyard of a country house, and a fashionably dressed woman walked out.

"Xu Gongzi, it's coming faster than expected, is it flying again?"

Xu Hai shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "No way, the two highways from Donghai to Yuhang, I can drive them with my eyes closed, the road conditions are too familiar, there are woods, and I am sorry for my car." ”

Then, Xu Hai introduced you: "This is my partner, Mu Yun. ”

The woman first glanced at you casually, and from the appearance alone, she naturally couldn't see the clue, and she nodded politely at you.

You also nodded in return, and then began to look around, and before entering the door, you specifically asked, "Is the old gentleman still eating loaches?" ”

The woman first froze, then shook her head: "I won't eat it." ”

As if she had thought of some terrible picture, she sighed loudly, "Now it's changed to eating fish." ”

"It's normal to eat fish, it's normal to eat fish." Xu Haidao.

"It's normal to eat fish, but the point is, he eats any fish raw!"

The woman leads you to the living room, where several people, both men and women, are sitting, and three of them are middle-aged men and women who look like the heads of your family.

A middle-aged woman with heavy makeup looked you up and down, frowning and looking a little displeased.

Her words were very direct, and they were also very unpleasant: "We can't deal with so many masters and half-immortals, what use can these two hairy boys have." ”

Xu Hai, as one of the several scourges in Donghai City, naturally couldn't stand the ridicule of others the most, and said with a smile: "Yo, this aunt has such a big tone, it should be the recent menopause, and she didn't sleep at night, right?" It's okay, I'll have someone bring you a cart of black chicken and white phoenix pills later. ”

The middle-aged woman just wanted to go crazy, and a young man next to her hurriedly whispered a few words in her ear.

The middle-aged man sitting in the middle slowly stood up, stretched out his hand to Xu Hai, and said with a smile: "Young Master Xu, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

Xu Hai took out his ear droppings, with a very Dior attitude: "Didn't I just see it in the New World Nightclub last month, when you were tired of three big-breasted girls in your arms, and you forced me to give one, and then my brother vomited her on the spot, and the butt was still wiped by Mr. Tan, Mr. Tan is really forgetful." ”

Wow, that's a powerful message!

Now there is a middle-aged woman's face that sinks, and the young woman who led you in is not overdone, with an embarrassed face.

The middle-aged man couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Xu Gongzi's speaking skills are really better than blue." ”

Xu Hai said triumphantly: "That is, even a dead brother can tell him alive." ”

The middle-aged man smiled bitterly and explained to the middle-aged woman opposite: "The whole vomit he said was poured with a bottle of wine, a bottle of 1,000 yuan, and those girls rushed to drink it." After that, there were three people who were poisoned by alcohol, and I had someone take them to the hospital. ”

"Hmph, it's not a good thing to be able to go to that kind of place." The middle-aged woman snorted coldly.

In order to change the topic, the middle-aged man turned his head to look at you: "Young Master Xu, can you introduce your partner to us?" ”

Xu Hai was about to speak, but you stretched out your hand and stopped: "No need to introduce, let's go see the old man." ”

Enough to drag!

The middle-aged man was slightly embarrassed, and nodded with a smile: "Okay." ”

When you enter the old man's bedroom, you find a naked old man lying quietly on the bed, he looks like he is asleep.

The middle-aged man knew that you were the master, so he explained: "In order to prevent him from having an accident, I gave him a tranquilizer. ”

The young woman who greeted you at the beginning sighed lightly: "Some of the demi-immortals and Taoist priests who came before couldn't see anything wrong, and some of them shook their heads after doing the rituals, saying that they couldn't handle it themselves, and they had to ask for another master." Among them, Wang Daochang, the Taoist of Qingyuan Taoist Temple, said that this is karma, and he has no way to intervene as an outsider. ”

"Well, Wang Daochang is right, it is indeed karma."

At this time, in the astonished eyes of everyone, two yellow cinnabar talismans flew out of your pocket.

After the body is reshaped, your strength has improved a lot compared to before, and to deal with this kind of thing, it is also easy to catch, and you can solve it with one Senluo eye.

It's just that in order to make money, it is natural to pretend to beep, after all, seeing is believing, and you must show these people some more fancy actions, which can be regarded as a sales method.