Chapter 103: A threesome of skewers!
"Good one, I'd rather bully the white bearded man, don't bully the young man poor, there must be a day when the dragon wears the phoenix, don't believe in the pants and wear the hole!" In the car, Liu Hua has been praising the Tang people's song Don't bully the poor boy!
"Hehe......" Tang Ren was a little embarrassed by his praise. Tang people also waited for the car to know that the world did not even have this very classic saying, no wonder everyone looked at themselves just now with the eyes full of "worship!" It seems that he will become a great writer if he is not careful in the future!! The hearts of the Tang people are happy and blooming.
"Brother Tang, do you want to ask you something?" Shao Yang asked the Tang people.
"Say!"
"You didn't really start because the meal was almost here, did you?"
"Of course not."
"Why?"
"I'm afraid that I'll be bewitched by these tens of millions if I drag it out, so I just fanned it."
"......" Shao Yang was speechless.
"Brother Tang, how does it feel to spend 10 million slaps on the face?" Shao Yang didn't know where to find a notebook, rolled it into a circle, pretended to be a microphone, and asked Tang Ren.
Tang Ren covered his heart, pretended to be very painful, and said; "Hit her, it hurts in my heart! I feel so sorry!! ”
"Hahaha......" Several people in the car were amused by the Tang people, and the Tang people also laughed, but the laughter was a little bitter, ten million! Ten million! That's it!! It's so distressing!!
"By the way, Brother Hua, didn't Director Li call you to go and have dinner with that director? Why didn't you go? Shao Yang suddenly asked Liu Hua.
Liu Hua smiled a little embarrassedly: "I was injured last night, and I have to take care of it today." After speaking, he quietly glanced at Fang Hong, who was sitting in the arrangement plan, took out his mobile phone and shook it at Tang Ren and Shao Yang.
The two of them understood in an instant, so the car suddenly became quiet, Fang Hong heard that there was no sound behind him, turned his head to look behind, and saw that the three of them were playing with their mobile phones, so he turned his head back and continued to lower his head and busy himself.
After Tang Ren opened the WeChat message on his mobile phone, he received an invitation to Liu Hua's discussion group. As soon as I saw the name of the discussion group, the Tang people were happy! Kebab trio.
As soon as I entered, I saw that Shao Yang had already asked, "Brother Hua, what's the situation?" ”
Liu Hua: "Don't mention it, Fang Hong sued my agent for getting drunk last night, and my agent sued my wife again." My wife called me this morning and scolded me. ”
Shao Yang: "Brother Hua, you are the king of heaven, how can you be afraid of your wife?" ”
Don: "What a word! What is afraid of your wife, this is called respecting your wife, you don't even understand this, you deserve to be a single dog! ”
Liu Hua: "Surprised expression!" It turns out that Shaoyang doesn't have a girlfriend yet! No wonder! ”
Shao Yang: "...... What is it called no wonder! Isn't it weird to not have a girlfriend? I don't have a master either! ”
Tangren: "......"
Guan Leopard is still not married, this is what Tang people didn't expect, such a big director, it is unreasonable to have no wife, but thinking about Guan Leopard's sloppy appearance in the crew, Tang people think it seems very reasonable! Liu Hua quickly helped him answer this question.
Liu Hua: "Your master doesn't have a girlfriend, but your master has many girlfriends!" ”
Tang Ren: "I see! ”
The Tang people suddenly realized that the old guy Guan Leopard is very deep in water!
Shao Yang: "......"
Tang Ren quietly glanced at Shao Yang, and when he saw that he looked shocked, he hurriedly changed the topic.
"Brother Hua, why did you let us talk on our mobile phones? It's not something to be seen with! Tang asked.
Liu Hua: "Well, this is indeed not an unsightly personnel, so let's talk about unseen personnel." ”
"Something unseemly? Brother Hua, don't you want to go to big health care! "Tang people think about it, in addition to the driver in this car, there are only three men plus Fang Hong and a woman, what can men do to avoid women, well, Tang people understand!
Shao Yang: "Brother Hua, I know that there is a high-end club, and the service in it is quite good!" ”
Tang Ren: "Shaoyang! You can do it! Veteran! Thumbs up! ”
Shao Yang: "Shy! Hey...... I used to go with the master, and I personally felt good, and the technicians were very in place! ”
Tang Ren: "In place? I like it! I'm going to have big hair and big waves! ”
Shao Yang: "Brother Tang, your two requirements are too low!" ”
Don: "No! These are the three requirements! ”
Shao Yang: "......"
Liu Hua: "......"
Shao Yang: "Brother Tang! Brother I serve!! ”
Tang Ren: "Low-key! Low profile!! ”
"Low-key fart! What do you think about all day long! "Liu Hua can't stand these two young people who are leaking." What I'm saying is that I want to eat hot pot skewers for lunch, and Fang Hong will definitely not let me eat them! Help me figure it out! ”
Tangren: "......"
Shao Yang: "......"
Tang Ren: "Hey! That's it! You said it earlier, it's my blood boiling! ”
Shao Yang: "That's it, Brother Hua, it's like you're going to blow up the White House!" ”
Liu Hua was speechless: "You two little rabbit cubs, you are full men and don't know how hungry men are hungry!" You eat fragrant and spicy food all day long, I eat those steaks, foie gras, nutritious meals every day, occasionally run out to eat a skewer, and I have to be scolded by my wife, alas. ”
Tang Ren: "...... Brother, are you showing off? ”
Shao Yang: "Brother, you're showing off!" ”
Liu Hua: "Show off a fart!" What delicacies from the mountains and seas can't stand you eating every day! ”
Shao Yang: "Brother Hua, it's just a skewer, it's not a hurtful thing, you tell your assistant about it, how can you say that you are also the boss, she won't give you this face!" ”
Tang Ren: "That's it, Brother Hua, it's time to show your masculine style!" ”
Liu Hua: "I drank too much last night, I was a little injured, and I couldn't get up!" ”
Tangren: "......"
Shao Yang: "......"
Tang people now suddenly discovered that Liu Hua also had such an interesting side.
Tang Ren: "Brother Hua, how are you going to let us help you?" ”
Liu Hua: "I don't know, I just know that I want to eat hot pot and I want to eat skewers!" ”
Tangren: "......"
Shao Yang: "......"
The two quietly glanced at each other, the famous S-level superstar, the evergreen tree in the entertainment park, the actor, Liu Hua and Liu Tianwang, are now selling cuteness for a hot pot and a skewer?
"We definitely can't take Brother Hua out, we can only go out by ourselves, so Shaoyang will go to other floors of the hotel to open a room later, and then we will go to the street to buy a pot, get some food, and then buy some skewers to bring back." What do you think? "The actors are all cute, and it is impossible for the Tang people not to agree, the Tang people thought about it for a while, and finally said to the two of them.
"Well, yes, that's the only way!" Shao Yang thought for a while, Liu Hua would definitely not be able to take it out, and he couldn't let Fang Hong find out, so this was the way.
"No problem!" Liu Hua has no opinion as long as he can eat it!
Tang Ren: "Okay! Wait a minute! After returning to the hotel, we will act separately, Brother Hua, what should you do after you go back, wait for us to get ready! Contact you! ”
Liu Hua: "Roger! ”