In places where most people are illiterate, you can't expect such a "high" custom as reciting hypnotic poems when picking up the bride.

It was also over to send candy, preserved fruits, and copper plates all the way, but just when Su Tanqing breathed a sigh of relief, he was blocked in front of the door.

"What? What did you say? Su Tanqing thought he had heard it wrong.

"Sing the song of the field!" The person who stopped Su Tanqing seemed to be a relative of the third brother-in-law's family, "Hahaha, hurry up, it's useless to pretend not to understand." ”

As the name suggests, Tiantou Song is a song that covers the whole process of planting and harvesting rice from breeding to harvesting and the appropriate time.

Su Tanqing: "......"

[That's right, this is the local characteristic, and of course, such a "highlight" is indispensable in agriculture-oriented places. 】

These things are not a problem in the first place, but why sing them in a situation where "everyone is watching"?

Su Tanqing, who was full of internal strength, was sweating profusely in late autumn.

Su Tanqing, who comforted herself in the eyes of everyone, "It's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse, you can't avoid it", "If you delay it any longer, you will delay your own time", Su Tanqing opened her mouth and was about to sing, and suddenly in such a scene, she had a flash of inspiration.

"My lady, she's not a local, is she? I'm singing to her, right? So I'm supposed to sing her song, right? ”

Su Tanqing nodded to himself, "That's it, so I sang the official song." Ahem. Su Tanqing wiped his sweat.

"Sing the wedding song - you come to marry, I will marry, who are you going to marry? I'm going to marry the girl I love—"

"What kind of person are you going to marry? The girl I'm going to marry is beautiful and smart—"

……

In the "emergency" situation when he thought of singing to people, the melody that sounded in Su Tanqing's head was a catchy mountain song.

So Su Tanqing changed the lyrics by himself and came as soon as he opened his mouth. still relies on others not to understand, and the more he sings, the more energetic he becomes. The only person who can understand Yang Shiniang will not know if she sings to the tune.

Besides, she didn't know what she was ashamed of when she heard this kind of straightforward "song", and how could she take care of Su Tanqing's tune.

Su Tanqing's voice is still good, crisp and crisp, as clean as the sound of big beads and small beads falling on jade plates. But she was reluctant to open her mouth to sing, because when she did, she was out of tune......

But now no one knows if she's out of tune, but she's muddled her voice. But...... If you are too successful, you will suffer......

Su Tanqing once again succeeded in making Sister Su "mutiny".

The third sister acted as Yang Shiniang's "mother's family", and the eldest sister was originally going to help Su Tanqing, but ......

"It's a good song, sing it again in our words here." [Stinky boy, I've never heard him sing before, but I actually learned Mandarin songs! ] This is to have a daughter-in-law and forget her mother, phew, forget your sister. Sing it again! 】

Su Tanqing: "...... Sister, where are you? ”

"I'm also blocking the door, don't talk nonsense." simply "completely" defected......

"Ahem, let me think about how to sing it in the local dialect." Now that he has sung it once, it is not so difficult for Su Tanqing to sing it again. Anyway, no one knows if she's out of tune.

Yang Shiniang could also hear the words outside inside, and she was quite afraid that Su Tanqing would come directly to the lyrics just now.

It's okay when no one understands it, and it can be used as a little secret between husband and wife. Even in plain sight, it can be a little secret that they know alone.

But if others can understand, Yang Shiniang is still a little difficult to accept. I could only secretly pray that Su Tanqing was delaying time because he understood that his scruples were changing his words.

She guessed correctly, Su Tanqing did know her scruples, and what she sang just now was also made up casually, and now she is also making it up casually.

"Sing the wedding song - you come to marry, I will marry, who are you going to marry? I'm going to marry a girl from the Yang family—"

"How are you going to marry? I'm going to carry a sedan chair and play drums—"

……

If the previous song is a confession and praises Yang Shiniang, the latter is purely to sing the marriage process.

However, this kind of repeated catchy tune, some people almost know how to sing it a few times. Hearing that the lyrics were a way of asking and answering, he coaxed and sang in front of Su Tanqing.

"What does the sister you want to marry look like? ——”

Su Tanqing: "...... The girl I'm going to marry is what I love—"

"Do you spend a lot of bride price? ——”

"It's not much better than the girl I love—"

……

Singing and singing and asking questions, the questions began to slowly deviate towards Yang Shiniang, Su Tanqing hurriedly pretended to be angry: "Sister, I'm your younger brother, my own brother, not the younger brother I picked up on the side of the road, and I'm going to miss the hour like this." ”

The eldest sister also saw that Su Tanqing was almost teased, and her younger brother could be bullied, but it was not okay for others to bully.

"Alright, let's go in."

Su Tanqing was like being amnestied, went in and put Yang Shiniang on her back and walked to the sedan chair. According to the custom, the bride is not seen in the world and does not touch the ground, it is enough to have a hijab on it, and the following was originally for Yang Shiniang's brother to carry her, but her brother was not there, so Su Tanqing said that he would carry it to the sedan chair in person.

It is also not allowed to get off the sedan chair halfway on the road, so often the bride will not eat or drink water from the morning.

When you arrive at your husband's house, there is a chapel across the brazier, and you have to walk on the road with a carpet or ordinary red cloth, in short, you can't let the soles of the bride's shoes get dirty.

"Worship heaven and earth—"

"The Second Worship Hall—"

"Husband and wife worship each other—"

"Send it in—"

According to the custom here, after the bride and groom are lifted, the bride can be regarded as a woman. He also followed the groom out of a table to toast, and at the same time recognized all the relatives of the husband's family.

In the countryside, there is no saying that women can't see men, and as long as you two are not alone, no one will think about anything.

Although Yang Shiniang said that she felt that it was unreasonable, she thought that this was the custom here, so she still came out to recognize her relatives one by one.

But in fact, she is not the only one who wants to recognize relatives, and Su Tanqing doesn't know a few, and these few people only have an impression when they go to inform the day of the wedding banquet.

Su Tanqing has no problem drinking, it's all wine to the glass, uh...... The wine is dry, and many people have a great impression of her.

She was also helping Yang Shiyi Niang drink, but after the guests coaxed a few words, Yang Shi Niang said that she would also drink it. Su Tanqing felt that there was internal strength anyway, Yang Shiyi Niang could drink it if she wanted to, and there was no problem.

When the respect was almost done, Su Tanqing found that Yang Shiniang's face was flushed, although her face couldn't see anything, her eyes were already a little scattered.

Su Tanqing: "......"

[Good acting! ] 】

So it was logical to avoid the people who poured the wine.

But when I got to the room......

"Okay, there's no one, you don't have to pretend to be Eleven Niang." Su Tanqing casually took off his coat and threw it on the back of the chair.

Although the alcohol here is as low as sweet wine, it can't stop her from drinking too much. Just now, Su Tanqing had to drink while using her luck to force the wine out of her body, so that her clothes were now full of wine, so she soaked it in the wine vat and took it out to dry.

"What?" Yang Shiniang looked at Su Tanqing with a blank expression.

Su Tanqing: "...... You're not really drunk, are you? ”

"Nope." Although she said no, she sat in the chair and did not get up. The light of the eyes cannot be gathered to one point.

"You don't have luck when you drink, do you?" Su Tanqing walked over and wanted to smell whether there was any smell of wine on her body, but the smell of wine on her own body was very strong, and she didn't know if Yang Shiniang also used her internal force to force her body to smell of wine.

"Why do you want to drink alcohol?" Yang Shiniang's expression was still unchanged, and she was dazed.

Su Tanqing: "......"

[Yes, it's strange if you're not drunk.] It's a pity that they didn't prepare the decanting soup at all, because they didn't think they needed it.

"I'm full of alcohol, I'll go take a shower first, you can sit for a while." Su Tanqing felt that his body was slimy, although Yang Shiniang was very interesting like this, but let's talk about it after taking a shower.

Throwing the vest into the automatic washing machine in the space, Su Tanqing was relieved to flush himself fresh.

After washing, I remembered that Yang Shiniang was so drunk that it was obviously impossible for her to go to the kitchen to get hot water to take a bath.

And I just put my vest in the washing machine, and I can't go to the kitchen.

Su Tanqing: "......"

However, after standing for a while, Su Tanqing remembered that after he found the peach wood and made a magic wand, many spells could be used, and a few buckets of hot water were nothing.

[I just don't know how much water she will spill if she washes it herself.] Help her wash? Well...... It's hard to hold it, will you be beaten up if you can't hold it? It's really a "serious" topic, nerve-wracking......]

When she returned to the room, Su Tanqing was surprised to find that Yang Shiniang looked more "sober", and she was not sure whether Yang Shiniang was really drunk or pretending to be drunk to tease herself.

"Eleven Niang?" Su Tanqing felt that since he couldn't see it, he simply ignored this matter, "I put warm water in the bathroom, you go wash it." ”

"Huh?" Yang Shiniang tilted her head and looked at Su Tanqing in distress, "Why did you suddenly help me get water?" But then she clapped her hands without waiting for Su Tanqing to answer: "That's right." I've long wanted to say that it's so troublesome to take a bath with a bucket, and you didn't know to buy a tub to come back! ”

Su Tanqing looked at her pretending to be angry and coquettish in surprise, and then thought of one thing: [Will she not give herself a straight eye for a month after she wakes up tomorrow? 】

Su Tanqing thought about her "life events", but Yang Shiniang stood up and wanted to go to the bathroom. But when she just came back, she was still walking steadily, just a little slower, but now she is shaky, and if she doesn't subconsciously hold on to the table, she will be unstable.

So she stomped her feet angrily and shouted at Su Tanqingjiao: "You help me!" ”

"What?" Su Tanqing wanted to directly understand it as helping to take a bath, but he still had to refuse such a "benefit", otherwise he would never have the opportunity to come to the loving mandarin duck bath again.

"Humph!" Yang Shiniang looked like she didn't want to say it a second time, turned around and staggered away, and Su Tanqing hurriedly helped her. [This pot seems to have to be carried without carrying it, but tomorrow you must pretend to be serious and get drunk.] Well, that's it. 】

#你忘了自己曾在杨十一娘面前表演 "a thousand cups are not drunk"? #

#不是在作死就是走在作死的路上#

Su Tanqing helped Yang Shiniang to the bathroom, and finally decided to 166 reading network