7. Start by holding a small hand
For five years, Xiao Yu was promoted to the main general, and this goods also became a deputy general, and the two of them were not separated from Meng Meng when they were in the Tiger Prison, this time Xiao Yu wanted to return to the imperial capital, and this goods also followed, not why, just to see him eat deflated, to see him troubled, to see his clothes gradually widen and haggard, and then he would damage him, or be a dog-headed military advisor, make one or two bad moves, and fill the for a few days.
General Xiao was in a daze in the small courtyard he had just bought, when the dog-headed military advisor and-stirring stick came in - the door was locked? It's not a big deal, he was born to climb over the wall!
"Hey, I said Lao Xiao, what are you sighing here, go out to play, it's hard to go back to the imperial capital, go, brother will take you to a good place!"
Xiao Yu was annoyed, he didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned his head to the other side, and continued to be in a daze.
"Why, didn't you meet your little pear?" The-stirring stick is to stick it into the end, stirring it up and getting a smell.
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"Hmm...... I know, you saw it, but I didn't eat it...... "stirring sticks to make a dog-headed military teacher, to do a thorough understanding, to do heartache, to be lovesick, to be sick to death, to be Liang Zhuhua butterfly." It's so varied, it's so realistic.
General Xiao rewarded him with a genuine big white eye, as well as a cold face and a cold backbone.
"Don't mind, how about my brother give you an idea?" The-stirring stick laughed strangely, turned around and stood opposite General Xiao and became a dog-headed military advisor, "Brother told you, women are actually easy to fiddle with, and it is not good to turn around in the song, then let's go straight to the point, three plate axes, okay or not, cut it first, maybe it will be decided in a moment, it really doesn't work, and there is also the trick of 'overlord', a woman is like a boiled duck when she has a child, and she can't fly if she puts wings on her!" β
This thing doesn't know Xiao Yu's family affairs, he doesn't know that he has a "overlord" father, and a mother who has been "overlord", and has lived a life of not having a family since he was a child, and coming up with such an idea is like letting him go his father's old path again, and the person he likes will suffer his mother's sin again. This is called which pot is not opened, which pot is not opened, and if you can't open it, tell sΓΉ that this pot of water is open, and it is just right to soak sesame paste!
Besides, Liao Qiuli is not a woman, men are more difficult to fiddle with than women, if he is an overlord, he may not be looking for death and life like a woman, but he has feet Wow, he will walk Wow, women can't go anywhere, men are different, especially their family is still running a construction factory, Tiannan Haibei goes, where can a person go into the sea of people? If you dare to act rashly, I will give you a "Tiannan Haibei" in a while, you can find it, you may not be able to find it if you find death!
"Nope."
"Can't do it?! Brother-in-law's no! You're twenty years old this year, why should your little pear be fifteen, when you get married, it's too late if you don't do it! β
ββ¦β¦βγ It's not fifteen, it's almost twenty-five. That's why I'm worried, at such an age, I'm going to get married at any time, where is there time to slowly take off the two loves
"I mean, what the hell are you frightening about? You have the rank of general, live in the mansion of the imperial gift, and you look quite capable of deceiving people, why don't you dare to do it?! Don't say too much, take out a bit of your courage on the battlefield and worry that things will not come to fruition? β
ββ¦β¦ I told you that you don't understand. Don't mix it up and go back to your nest! β
Kindness is a donkey's liver and lungs!
Why is the dead boy so ignorant!
Lu Hongjing jumped up to pinch him, but was stopped by him with one arm, and at this moment, someone knocked on the door outside.
"Little chestnut, are you there?"
Xiao Yu didn't expect Liao Qiuli to come to the door at this time, let alone that he would call him by his little name, and he felt ashamed of being spied on, and he blushed all of a sudden.
Lu Hongjing didn't pay attention to it, but when he saw that the face on the other side suddenly turned red, and then thought about what he heard just now, he suddenly burst into laughter, "Hahaha...... Little chestnut?! Little chestnut is you?! Why don't you call a small orange, a small eggplant, and a small sweet potato? Hahaha...... No, I'm laughing at my brother-in-law!! β
This thing has long been accustomed to General Xiao's cold eyebrows and cold eyes, no matter how he rewards, he just wants to laugh. General Xiao flew up and kicked his calf bone, this thing really practiced it, dodged quickly, and didn't kick. With this effort, he slipped to the gate of the courtyard and opened the door like a loach!
As soon as the door opened, General Lu was stunned - no, this man is a man......
What's going on, there's a story! Lao Xiao moved to a new house a few days ago, and few people know, and what he knows is not his best friend, but it should be his little pear, but ...... This is not quite right...... what he thinks is that the "little pear" will avoid his relatives and relatives from coming to the door to meet the "bamboo horse" in the daytime, and there will be a play. Look at this now...... Could it be that their general Najun is going to break his sleeves?!
This pestle was at the door, blocking the road, Liao Qiu couldn't get in, and it was not good to go back like this - he also brought the freshly made braised beef, isn't it a waste to take it back like this.
Xiao Yu chased after him, knocked down a lump of people blocking the road and blocked the bridge next to him, and smiled at Liao Qiuli and said: Come here today? Come on in and make you a pot of tea, the kind you said it was delicious last time......
General Lu, who blocked the road and blocked the bridge, was hung behind by General Xiao like this, and watched him shake his head and tail and abduct his sweetheart in.
How does this work?! Of course, you can't let the lack of virtue be so smooth!
General Lu also followed, smiling and reporting to his home: Lu Hongjing, and Xiao Yu guarded the city gate in the Tiger Prison.
He is humble, guarding the city gate without the two generals going out in person, this is a joke, and he will make fun of himself. When Liao Qiuli heard him say this, he knew that this was also a general, and when the ordinary people saw the officials, they had to salute, so they stood up and saluted, Xiao Yu held him down and said, don't listen to the nonsense of that goods, that goods are gamblers, drunkards and debt collectors!
"Hey! I didn't say anything bad about you, what the hell are you doing? Keep a little bit of virtue on your lips, or beware of me going through your bottom! After he finished saying this to Xiao Yu, he turned his head and said another paragraph to Liao Qiuli with a smile, "I introduced myself, and you can also tell me about you." β
"Cao folk Liao Qiuli, who lives in cinder alley, is now a painter in Liao's Taikou."
"Oh, it's Liao Qiuli?" It sounds like it has something to do with "Little Pear"!
He turned to Xiao Yu again, and winked at Xiao Yu - Xiao Lizi is this one, right? Don't hide it from me, I know it all!
General Xiao has a very beautiful pair of tricks, cover his eyes, those eyelids must be as wide as leek leaves, and he is blessed with a unique capital, so he has to roll his eyes so much, he has to turn his eyes to the end, and he spoils this pair of beautiful tricks!
The two fought back and forth, and Liao Qiuli was inexplicable. Lu Hongjing hugged Xiao Yu's neck and dropped a sentence: "You sit slowly first, I have something important to discuss with this guy, and I will go back when I go." β
He took Xiao Yu away, leaving Liao Qiuli to sit in the main hall.
On the other side, the two generals withdrew from the main hall to the stove room, looking at the front and back, left and right, no one followed. General Lu spoke, "You tell me the truth, don't keep rolling your eyes at me - that one, the one sitting in the main hall is not your little pear?" β
"......" General Xiao sat on a low stool at the mouth of the stove for a long time, weighed it again and again, and told the truth, "Yes." So what? What do you want to say? β
"I don't want to say anything, this is your private matter, it's not the turn of others to point fingers, don't say it's me, even your father and mother probably can't say anything about you, but there is one thing I still have to ask you to tell me the truth - are you just playing, or are you serious?"
This sentence can poke General Xiao's heart, "It's just playing, I have to wait until now?!" It's been dozens or hundreds of times early! "Chicks have the honesty of chicks, and the grievances when they can't eat are much deeper than the "Bo Xing" who eat everywhere, and even the words "the overlord has dozens or hundreds of times" can be said, its urgency, its anxiety, the heaven and the earth, the sun and the moon can be seen!
Such a big truth is very useful for General Lu when he hears it, he thinks, his brother-in-law is finally not so cold! Finally, I have the "human" to worry about! This kind of opportunity is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and if you don't make up for it, I'm sorry for myself!
"Yo! Look at this aggrieved energy, after staying up for a long time, you are really hungry for food, thirsty for syrup, it doesn't matter, there is a brother, my brother will give you a few ideas, and you will get what you want! "This goods began to be big again, he didn't talk about it seriously at the same age, he had never eaten pork or seen a pig run, he dared to come up with a blind idea, and he dared to make a strong idea, "That's it, brother is looking for someone to bring you some sweat medicine or β‘β‘, find a time to put it in that person's tea, and after drinking, you will be guaranteed **, and you can't open it!" β
General Xiao stopped talking, just appreciating the white eyes, and a few white eyes summed it up like this: "Come on, according to your method, I will be killed by you in three moments, and if I die, I can't find the pit to bury, and I deserve to stink in the ground!" β
"Okay, okay, this method doesn't work, how about starting with holding hands? Ming'er is the birthday of the medicine king, there is a temple fair, go shopping with your little pear, go to the medicine king temple on the pillar incense, make a wish and ask for a sign, take the opportunity to confess your heart, how good. "General Lu can't get a bad idea, and another bad idea comes out, anyway, he is not responsible for doing things, it's over with his mouth, if he smashes the pot, I'm sorry, who told you to listen to me?!
ββ¦β¦ Well, that sounds like it's okay. General Xiao thought about it seriously and felt that this idea seemed feasible.
"Okay, you go! I can remind you, the Tiger Prison Pass is the northern gateway of the Qing Dynasty, we can't come out for too long, at most another seven or eight days, after seven or eight days, I will go back first, and then give you seven or eight days, you can't finish anything in the past ten days, then there is no way. "General Lu is telling the truth, the Tiger Prison Pass is the gateway to the north, and it cannot be missed, once there is any trouble, it will be a great event.
The length of ten days, if you Xiao Yu didn't even hold a little hand, then don't waste your time, what should you do when you come back quickly.
"I know, accept your love, if you have that day in the future, I will definitely make it convenient for you!" General Xiao thanked others for thanking others, and it was disgusting!
"Whoa! Great auspiciousness is great auspiciousness!! Lao Tzu only wishes to stay away from the word 'love' for the rest of his life, it is best for the old man to be blind and flash his waist, and don't tie a rope to me until the day I die!! "General Lu's side is full of foolish men and women, young and old, all day long watching them even cold and cold, Sensei is more upset, so I beg God, God's grandmother to be merciful and let him play a bachelor for the rest of his life, don't match him into any pairs, for many years, as long as he has the opportunity to burn incense and worship the Buddha, he has made a wish that in addition to good health and peace in the house, he will let him be single!
Burning incense and worshiping the Buddha is unreliable in the end, anyway, I don't know, in short, this goods are still a rod at this time, not to mention peach blossoms, even a dog's tail flower is not seen, and the surroundings are very peaceful.
General Xiao didn't know what this product was planning, but looking at the evil smile on his face, he knew that this product was definitely not holding back any good ideas.
Speaking with a conscience, this thing actually has no bad intentions, but the mouth is a little damaged, the person looks a little unserious, and the ability and ability of leading soldiers to fight and training deacons is definitely the number one person.
"Seriously, I hope you can find the right one to get together, no reason, just don't regret it when you get old in the future."
"......" He thought about his future so seriously, but he couldn't find any suitable words to refute him, and he lost a word. Thinking about it again, if you lose, you will lose, there are really not many times when the two of them have such a heart-to-heart.
The two generals exchanged hearts for a while, and the time of half a pillar of incense passed, and they were afraid that the main master would be in a hurry waiting inside, so they went out together. General Lu mixed a meal of braised beef to eat, ate and drank enough to raise his legs and run away, leaving more time for General Xiao, who had a cold and cold.