Chapter 179: Don't Eat Tofu Blindly!

A moment later, Lei Bao'er's angry scream sounded at the scene: "I'm going to kill you, you dead rascal, I won't let you go, I'm going to castrate you." ”

Black lines instantly appeared on Yang Hong's forehead, it was the first time he heard a woman say such vicious words, thinking of the kick that almost turned him into a eunuch just now, he was even more angry, and slapped Lei Bao'er's ass again, and each time the force was heavier than the previous one, and Lei Bao'er didn't have the energy to scold the street in the end.

"Woooooooooo was happily slapping his buttocks, Yang Hong suddenly heard a strange sound, followed the voice, and found that Miss Lei actually cried her nose.

"Well, didn't I hit it a little too hard?" Hurriedly stopped slapping, Yang Hong was a little embarrassed, just now he was taking care of venting his anger, completely forgetting that the person who was beaten was Lei Bao'er.

In the face of the crying woman, he had no resistance at all, and subconsciously wanted to comfort Lei Bao'er, admitting his mistake by the way, but he suddenly woke up to the fact that he was not Yang Hong, but the Shura masked man who broke into the private club of the dynasty and beat the policewoman.

"Chick, what are you crying about, I won't beat you anymore, shut up for me." Pretending to be impatient, Yang Hong scolded angrily, trying to use this method to stop Lei Bao'er from crying.

"I just cry, I'm happy to cry, can you handle it." Waiting for Yang Hong's eyes to be red, the more Lei Bao'er thought about it, the more bored she became, and her tears couldn't stop flowing.

Thinking that she is the captain of the criminal police brigade, she is also known as the criminal nemesis, she has always bullied criminals, and no criminal has ever dared to trouble her, even if she really dares, she will be obedient in the end, but she didn't expect that one day she would be subdued by criminals, and she was also spanked by others.

"Damn, this chick is really weird, crying so justifiably." Yang Hong was a little speechless, and continued to put on a vicious appearance, his eyes fiery scanned at Lei Bao'er under him: "Hey, little girl, you cry, the more you cry, the more excited Lao Tzu becomes, while the other policemen haven't come over yet, you can just enjoy the taste of a female policeman." In the end, he deliberately swallowed a mouthful of saliva and posed as if he was a reincarnation of a demon.

Lei Bao'er, who was crying loudly, stiffened her delicate body suddenly, and she couldn't care about continuing to cry, so she twisted her delicate body again in panic.

"You, you dare, if you dare to touch me for a moment, I will not let you go after I die, and I will definitely break your body into ten thousand pieces."

In the face of the threat, Yang Hong smiled indifferently, and was about to continue to tease Lei Bao'er, when his ears twitched, and he vaguely heard footsteps approaching quickly.

"It's really fast, it's a pity!" Sighing with emotion, Yang Hong lowered his head with a lewd smile, and Lei Bao'er was so frightened that he subconsciously closed his eyes.

"Chick, let's see you next time, don't forget to wash your name when the time comes."

A hoarse mechanical sound sounded in her ears, Lei Bao'er was panicked in her heart, and even held the idea of biting her tongue and committing suicide, she was stunned for a moment, feeling that the weight on her body disappeared all at once, and before she came back to her senses, there was an exclamation in the distance.

"Team Lei, how are you, are you okay?"

Suddenly reacting, Lei Bao'er opened her eyes and quickly stood up, scanning the surroundings, but there was no trace of the man in the Shura mask.

"Bastard, don't let me see you again, or I'll kill you." Lei Bao'er roared in annoyance, bursting out with a violent and murderous aura all over her body, and the group of SWAT soldiers who had just rushed up were so frightened that they hurriedly retreated to open the distance, for fear that this angry Tyrannosaurus rex would implicate herself.

On the other side, Yang Hong rushed out of the grove, took off the clothes he was wearing on his body, revealing another set of clothes that he had prepared a long time ago, and hid the Shura mask, and then followed the route of his memory to the place where the QQ car stopped.

"Whew!" Seeing that the vehicle was fine, Yang Hong breathed a sigh of relief and reached out and knocked on the window.

"Uncle, is that you!" In the QQ car, Chu Meier, who was anxious, was startled, grabbed the laptop in her hand, and said cautiously as a weapon.

"Nonsense, it's not me, is it a ghost, hurry up and open the door, let me rest for a while."

Hearing this, Chu Mei'er showed surprise on her face, hurriedly unlocked the door, and opened the car door to let Yang Hong in.

"Uncle, why did you come back, you're about to kill me, the police got a jammer, so I can't contact you at all, if you don't come back, I don't know what to do." As she spoke, Chu Meier's eyes were red, and she looked like she was about to cry.

Since she couldn't contact Yang Hong, Chu Meier has been secretly anxious, such a tormented wait, for a little girl who has not yet reached adulthood, it is indeed too much pressure, she is afraid that because of her mistakes, something will happen to Yang Hong, that kind of self-blame and anxiety made her almost collapse.

Feeling Chu Meier's anxiety and self-blame, Yang Hong smiled gently, reached out to hold the aggrieved Chu Meier in his arms, and gently patted her back: "Okay, okay, I don't blame you, besides, isn't the uncle fine, don't worry, just with those wine bags and rice bags, they are not my opponent at all." ”

"Thank you, uncle, I knew that you were the best, you were really handsome just now." Chu Mei'er was a little girl after all, and her emotions quickly recovered, and her little face rubbed against him, enjoying the warm and firm embrace.

"Hey, stinky girl, you praise me and praise me, don't take the opportunity to eat tofu blindly, touch your hands there." Sensing that something was wrong, Yang Hong picked up her ear.

"It hurts, people don't eat tofu on purpose, it's just that you are too powerful and domineering, uncle, I want to touch it, are you an alien, I heard that aliens don't have a heartbeat." Putting on a pitiful look, Chu Mei'er said with a smile.

Rolling his eyes, Yang Hong said angrily: "Yes, I'm not only an alien, but also a tentacle monster, I like to find little girls like you, and the tentacles are wrapped around you, and then, hehehe!" ”

"Ah, I hate it, Uncle is too rogue, you watch such a heavy anime, and people ignore you." Chu Mei'er covered her face crimson, full of coquettishness.

"Eh, Shenma situation, I just want to say, tie her up with tentacles, and then shake her to play, as for such a big reaction." After being stunned for a moment, Yang Hong looked stunned, saying that he, an uncle, really couldn't communicate with them at zero distance with these post-zero girls.

"Okay, don't mess around there, hurry up and pack your things, fasten your seat belts, and get out of this land of right and wrong as soon as possible."

"Yes, uncle!" Chu Meier, who was still full of shyness just now, immediately turned into a dashing policewoman, saluted, and skillfully packed up her laptop and other things.

smiled helplessly, Yang Hong was no stranger to Chu Meier's funny character.

After packing everything up, Yang Hong was just about to start the car, but a police car drove over on the side of the road, parked directly not far away, and two patrol policemen got down from it, who seemed to have found the QQ car and walked directly towards them.

"Uncle, what to do, there are police." Chu Mei'er let out a low snort, holding Yang Hong's arm tightly with both hands, looking a little nervous.

Frowning for a moment, Yang Hong was just about to say comfort, but found that Chu Mei'er was nervous, and her beautiful eyes showed a faint excitement, as if she had thought of something, she reached out and tore her clothes and hair messily, and even unbuttoned some tops, revealing a snow-white piece of snow on her chest, and half of a small suckling pig that was beginning to take shape was faintly visible.

Not only did she pull her own clothes, but she also turned around and hurriedly tore the buttons of Yang Hong's shirt, and even unbuttoned his belt.

"Uncle, hurry up and cooperate with me, I watch those police agents on TV, they all use this trick." Busy, Chu Mei'er looked excited.

The experienced Yang Hong naturally knows what she wants to do, and in this case, only by doing so can it be possible to fool the past, otherwise she can only do it.

Seeing that the two policemen were about to walk out of the car window, Yang Hong domineeringly hugged Chu Mei'er in his arms, lay down in her hair, pretending to be emotional, panting, and his hands swimming in her delicate body.

"Woo."

Chu Mei'er's delicate body trembled, although Yang Hong did not touch her sensitive parts, that kind of field-like feeling still made her feel strange stimulation.

Especially when I saw Yang Hong's brave and domineering battle before, at this time, smelling the sweaty manly smell emanating from his body, it made the hormones in his body secrete rapidly, like a softened sticky tooth candy, his face was red and soft in Yang Hong's arms, and he couldn't help moaning in his mouth.

"Bumper bumper!"

There was a knock on the window, and at the same time, a bright flashlight came in unceremoniously.

The light shone into the QQ car, hugged each other, as if they were enjoying the passion, Yang Hong and Chu Meier, pretending to be startled, hurriedly separated, and sorted out the messy clothes on their bodies.

"Who, don't you have eyes, take the flashlight away." Pretending to be angry about being ruined, Yang Hong rolled down the window and shouted angrily.

"We're patrol officers, what are you two doing here, what's the matter with parking your car here, take out your ID card immediately." The patrolman on the left glanced at Yang Hong, moved the flashlight away, and didn't know whether it was envy and jealousy, or a bad mood, and asked in a cold voice with a stiff attitude.

Yang Hong was just about to speak here, but Chu Mei'er, who was in the play next to him, took the lead in widening her eyes and becoming angry: "What does it matter to you that we are in love here, who stipulates that you can't park here, what are we doing, you can't see it, which branch are you in, how can you manage it so widely, believe it or not, Miss Ben will make a phone call and let the two of you take a long vacation immediately." ”

The two patrol officers were startled, and they were bluffed by the arrogant Chu Meier, and their expressions were a little hesitant.

The police are law enforcement agencies, ordinary people see it, they all have to go around, who dares to shout like this, Chu Meier dares to reprimand them like this, in their opinion, there must be someone behind them, they are policemen, what they are most afraid of is to offend the powerful and enter things, once they get mad, they really can't eat and walk around.

With a half-believing attitude, the policeman didn't dare to continue with a questioning tone, and said softly and kindly: "This young lady, we are the patrol officers of this district, this is just a routine inspection, don't be so excited." ”

"This district!" Frowning, Chu Mei'er took out her mobile phone, flipped out a phone number, let it be displayed, and showed it to the male policeman: "Do you know this person, it should be the leader of your sub-bureau, it seems that he is in charge of this area." ”

Looking down at the name of the phone, the male policeman was stunned for a moment, and his face suddenly changed.

He has been a police officer for five or six years, and he is still relatively familiar with this circle, and the name shown on the phone is none other than the former director of the sub-bureau, who was promoted to the city bureau a year ago, which is something he can offend as a small patrol officer.

This book was first published on Kanshu.com