Seeing Xia Jia fleeing, Luo Hongling was not in a hurry to chase after him, but shouted at me, "Xingshi asks for guilt"-

"Xiao Heng! I've treated you well everywhere! Where is not attached to you! You're doing such a foolish thing behind my back! ”

"That's right! Brother Ling! This Xiao Heng is really a prodigal baby in bed, his scream is unbearable, and his appearance is ...... I really can't imagine that he is so innocent and has few desires on weekdays, and he is such a prodigal on the inside! He even cuckolded you behind your back! Yan Wushuang's face was full of pride, adding oil and vinegar.

I glanced at it, and saw that the cursed god was riding on the top of the night frost sky, peeking at this scene through the crack in the door.

"The more you talk, the more unpleasant you become! Smoke is unmatched! What enmity do I have against you! You are going to slander me like this! I pointed to Yan Wushuang.

"I didn't frame you! You are the one who died! Brother Ling, you don't know, he was just in Na Xia Jia's arms...... "Yan Wushuang grabbed Luo Hongling's arm and complained.

"Xiao Heng! You're just daring! "Luo Hongling slapped me in the face - there was no sound at all, it was the fake slap that film and television actors are best at.

But I didn't know how to continue, and I was stunned for a while before I remembered and said: "Luo Hongling, you are ruthless, you are cruel, you are unreasonable, you are unreasonable!" ”

"I'll never see you again! Xiao Heng! Luo Hongling pushed me, winked at me, and signaled me to fall to the ground.

"Hurry up!" Yan Wushuang suddenly followed the wind and shoved - my center of gravity was unstable, and I fell to the ground heavily.

"Ahhh It hurts, it hurts! I screamed.

"Xiao Heng is seriously injured! I've lost all my mana! Luo Hongling also hates him to the bone! It's impossible for the two to get back together! The curse has finally been achieved! The cursed god let out a cheering cry, and he suddenly became a boy of seventeen or eighteen years old!

"Me! I, I, I, I've done the job! I've gained a human body!! Yes! Every breath of air is so sweet! The world is so beautiful! Not only did I gain life, I also had poetry and distant !! The cursed god was overjoyed and ran to the parlor to cheer.

"Alright, it's time for me to go back and continue to preside over the overall situation against the rebels. Get up, Xiao Heng. Luo Hongling kicked me and said.

"I twisted my foot." I lay on the ground and could not get up.

Luo Hongling sighed, turned his head to the stunned Yan Wushuang and said, "Wushuang, you are dead, it is impossible for me to like you and abandon Xiao Heng." ”

"What are you doing...... Brother Ling...... Where am I inferior to Xiao Heng...... Didn't you just fall out? Yan Wushuang's tears poured out at once, and he was extremely aggrieved.

"We're just playing to help you lift the curse. You have to ask me where you are inferior to Xiao Heng, first of all, you are not as good as him in your life. Luo Hongling said ruthlessly.

"Which one?! Where am I inferior to him! I'm obedient to you! Every time you celebrate your birthday, I give you a gift! I also hang your portrait in my bedroom and chat every day! I'm also trying to dress up so you can see my beauty! I didn't even hesitate to tempt Xia Jia with myself! You said! You said! I've done so much! Is it all in vain!! Yan Wushuang covered his face and cried bitterly.

"It's all about me that you do so much, and besides, you're not as good-looking as Xiao Heng." Luo Hongling pouted.

"Luo Hongling!! I hate you!! You said such heartless words to me! I'm going to get revenge on you! I want to take revenge on you! Yan Wushuang suddenly picked up the scissors on the table and cut off all his long hair.

"From today onwards, I am no longer a person from the Demon Cultivation Realm! Even if you are lonely! I'm going to take revenge on you too! Let you be punished! Luo Hongling! Xiao Heng! My revenge will not stop! Xiao Heng! What else do you have to say! "He suddenly pointed the finger at me again.

"Uh...... You are ruthless, you are cruel, you are unreasonable, you are unreasonable! "I lay on the ground and said (⊙o⊙)

"I remember your humiliation of us today!" The long hair in Yan Wu's hands suddenly burned with cyan flames - he actually used up all his last mana, just for!!

Sou~!

He also teleported himself and fled.

Of course, don't think that teleportation circles are so easy to get and everyone can teleport.

In fact, for ordinary immortal cultivators, teleporting a realm exchange often requires the energy of the entire magic weapon to be consumed, or their cultivation exhausted, and I am afraid that they will not be able to launch it a second time in this life.

For example, Xia Jia used the jade pendant to escape, while Yan Wushuang was even more desperate and ran away from exhausting his mana.

It is foreseeable that in the near future, these two people will definitely use all kinds of weird and vicious methods to deal with me and Luo Hongling.

However, I am not afraid.

After tossing for a long time, the lives of those two people were finally saved.

I lay on the floor, exhausted.

"Xiao Heng, you really make me feel uneasy." Luo Hongling suddenly picked me up from the ground and sent me directly to the sofa in the living room.

The cursed god ran to the balcony to make a fuss and praise the sun.

And Shizun didn't show up the whole time, I don't know where to hide, even Yan Wushuang, Xia Jia didn't find his storage. It's a little strange to me that when these two guys were in love, didn't they realize that a bitter love scene was happening in an ordinary apartment room in human society?

Sure enough, the man was bitter, regardless of time and occasion.

Luo Hongling half-knelt in front of the sofa, held my ankles, and helped me bandage the sprained area with the elastic bandage from the first aid kit on the coffee table.

"Yuezhou, your feet are so beautiful......" After he finished bandaging, he was reluctant to let go.

I leaned forward to meet his upturned face.

"Hongling, we will create a new situation in the two realms, no, even the three realms - one day, people will no longer suffer, there will be no barriers, like ......" I hooked his chin with my fingers.

"Like that?" Luo Hongling held my face, his eyes were misty.

"Humanity completes the plan." I say.

"You always like to talk like that." He suddenly leaned in and kissed me on the cheek.

"Meow meow meow!! Meow meow!! "Nightfrost suddenly squeezed into our middle unreasonably, and cried out with jealousy.

"Another day, I will personally go to Dongzong and come to the door to conclude a contract." Luo Hongling held down the night frost sky and said with a red face.

"It depends on whether your sincerity can impress my apprentice and the deity." Shizun finally poked his head out of the bathroom and said.

It turned out that he had been hiding in the bathroom!

Great Master, in order not to disturb us, he has been playing mobile games in the bathroom!

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After Luo Hongling, Xia Jia, and Yan Wushuang left, life returned to peace.

My store was bought by Luo Hongling, and now I have nothing to do, Luo Hongling said that he will plan to deal with the blood demon when he comes back.

So I could only play games with my master, and the errands, food, and housework were all handed over to the free labor of the cursed god.

The cursed god who loves bosom friends and is full of poetry has actually started to write lingering and sympathetic web novels, which seems to be quite popular.

Seeing that it has been rainy these days, and there is nothing fun to go out, I simply turned on the TV and watched TV.

I suddenly thought of the mysterious "Fortune Sutra" program, and I don't know what kind of immortal cultivators they are broadcasting now.

Look at the time of the clock on the wall, which is also the time for the replay of this show.

As soon as the show started, I exclaimed because their program team had changed hosts!

The host turned out to be Xia Tingxiang!

She has only been in the human world for a few days and has become the anchor of the level platform!

Getting rich is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!

Who would have thought that a group of aunts who dance and exercise every morning would be able to twist into a rope, exert the strength of the collective, and go to the road of collective prosperity? Today, let's walk into the career of this group of promising square dance aunts, and see how they promote and carry forward the square dance culture, and finally attract countless business opportunities! Xia Tingxiang hosted the show at a glance, and it was really like that.

I saw the camera turn, the square was crowded, the big banner said "The First Square Dance Fighting Dance Competition", with the advancement of reporters and cameras, sure enough, the organizer of this competition is the group of demon cultivators who get up and dance every morning Square Dance Aunts!

A demon cultivator aunt leader was interviewed and said: "That's it! We found that many people like this square dance, so they simply make it bigger and make it an event, which can not only promote the square dance culture, but also make everyone healthy......"

The camera turned again, turning to the platform of the dance, and saw two aunts, wearing the clothes of different teams, pouting their buttocks, accompanied by the high music of "It's better to dance", and the dance fight was life-and-death.

No, they're dancing with mana! It's just that ordinary people can't see the demonic energy they emit!

The losing side will be taken away from Nedan!

It's a real fight to the death!

Life and death square dance! ……

It's good if they're happy.

"The Book of Getting Rich" is still so magical.