I am an ordinary person in the modern society, and like many young people who are in the middle of society, I tried to find the most suitable job for myself in this bustling metropolis, and I made my own career.

Maybe my story next is a little unusual.

A qiē all started with an inspirational news.

Where do I start with my story?

Let's start with the fact that I earned my first pot of gold in this era.

Originally, I was an obscure company clerk, working 9 to 5 every day, with a meager salary.

As the rent went up again and again, I decided to find a part-time job, and I believe that was the turning point of fate, allowing me to see the right ad at the right time.

I found this part-time revelation online: since the homeowner is traveling, he hires an hourly worker to take care of their pet, chinchilla.

According to my years of experience in cultivating immortals, I can see at a glance that the chinchilla in the photo on that webpage is not an ordinary chinchilla, it is an immortal cultivator like me, the difference is that it is not a cultivator from a human being, and a spirit beast immortal cultivator, referred to as beast cultivation.

Probably you're starting to understand what I'm saying here, but it's okay, I'll explain it to you.

Actually, I'm not a simple little clerk, I'm an immortal cultivator who has broken through the xx realm, as for why I said that I am an immortal cultivator of the xx realm, and I don't tell you what kind of realm the xx is, because there are too many names in the realm of the immortal cultivation realm, and I don't bother to verify what realm I am.

In short, it is the xx realm.

As for how do you say that I am going to prove that what I said above is not that I am guilty of secondary two diseases but is true, then I can only use facts to prove it.

In today's society, there are a large number of immortal cultivators like me, but everyone hides their identities from each other and cultivates in the red dust, tacitly.

According to the provisions of the Third Immortal Cultivation Realm War Truce Agreement, immortal cultivators who cultivate immortals in Hongchen must abide by the law of hermits, and once someone violates the law and shows their abilities to the public in a high-profile manner, and uses this to do unrighteous things, other immortal cultivators can take away the person's inner pill.

However, over time, this pact became the law of the dark forest. It doesn't matter if you do unrighteous things or not, as long as you are exposed, there will naturally be people who have the idea of beating your Neidan to the door.

Neidan is the most important thing for an immortal cultivator.

Many people think that Nedan is something similar to a chocolate candy ball coated with gold dust,

In fact, the inner dan is just a statement, and the real inner dan has no substance.

You have to ask me how deep is my mana? Sorry, this is a secret and cannot be released at the moment.

Then, as for the content of my daily cultivation, it doesn't hurt to sue you.

The most critical cultivation method for cultivators is Qi refining, and there are various methods of Qi refining, such as meditation, meditation, penance, and of course, the dual cultivation that has recently become popular in the Xiuzhen texts.

However, I don't recommend double cultivation, because double cultivation between cultivators can lead to supernatural phenomena, and they are often too forgetful to know it, and they are easy to be discovered by ordinary people.

Each immortal cultivator's way of refining qi is different, and everyone is flexible in mastering it.

For example, my qi refining method, it doesn't hurt to sue you, and I'm not afraid of being learned by people from other sects. After all, I cultivate the orthodox immortal way, and I don't have the attention to crooked and evil ways.

Getting up at 4 a.m. every morning for a morning jog and healthy recipes are my Qi refining methods.

It's not about losing weight.

Brother Hao is also a famous beautiful man in the world of cultivating immortals, do you know the hit TV series "Flower Thousand Bone" a while ago?

Brother is in the world of cultivating immortals, and he used to be an unattainable figure like Bai Zihua.

Say it again

Brother is not a secondary two.

Brother will tell you, in fact, a certain aunt dance troupe that gets up at four o'clock in the morning to dance the square dance is also a secret demon cultivation alliance?

Otherwise, do you think there will be an old lady who is insane and gets up at four o'clock in the morning to dance a square dance with a loud horn?

They were collecting the resentment from the residential buildings around the square to increase their cultivation.

I had already seen through their schemes, and the reason why I didn't debunk them was because I didn't want to attract the attention and disputes of other immortal cultivators—so I got up at four o'clock in the morning and went for a morning run just to spy on them. lest they be truly demonized one day.

You have to ask, what will the square dancing old lady become when the demon cultivator is demonized?

I don't know until they are demonized.

After all, there are countless ways and types of demonization, and you may become a witch.

Dozens of old ladies suddenly turned into demonic banshees with hot bodies and bewitching appearances;

Maybe they will turn into monsters and eat a mouthful of people who come to protest that they are too noisy.

Or turn into a demon fairy.

Either way, it's enough to make a splash in human society.

Suddenly, I felt that the more I explained it, the more I didn't believe it.

Well, let's get down to business.

How did I make my own career?

Anyway, I could tell at a glance that the Totoro on that page was a beast cultivator.

So I hurriedly applied for this position, an immortal cultivator of my level, turning stones into gold is a small spell, but now is not ancient times, just rub a gold ingot and throw it to the shopkeeper to make him grateful to Dade.

Now the society is circulating paper money, even if I can conjure up paper money, I don't want to think about what kind of number is arranged on the code on the broken banknote, if the bank recognizes that the number is the same as other banknotes, then the banknote conjured by this spell will be judged to be □□, and I may lose the identity and social relationship that I have established so hard in the world.

Besides, the craftsmanship and anti-counterfeiting measures of mortal banknotes are too complicated, and it is not as simple as conjuring gold elements back then.

In the end, I am an upright immortal cultivator, I don't disdain that kind of deceptive tricks, I have to support myself.

So, I have to make money by my own efforts.

When I came to my employer's house, my employer told me about his baby, a fifteen-year-old Totoro, who looked three laps older than the others!

The employer said that he was a super baby Totoro, and told me to be careful to serve it, and recently this chinchilla wilted a few times, and told me to take it to the hospital every day to take the nutrient solution.

After my employer leaves, I can finally communicate with the Totoro cultivators.

I could tell it wasn't sick at all, it was just unhappy.

And it's not fifteen, it's five hundred.

"You're a Lingzun." My Neighbor Totoro strikes preemptively and spits out words.

"Your Excellency is not a general." I say.

"I didn't expect that there would be a Spirit Venerable who was willing to hide in the city, you could have cultivated in the Nine Heavens, but you were willing to fall into the mortal world." My Neighbor Totoro said, "You must be a man with a story." In this case, the old man really doesn't hide it, the old man just wants to eat the chili pepper from his hometown. ”

"Are you a chinchilla from Hunan?" I say. This Totoro's accent has a Xiangxi accent.

"The old ancestral home of Hunan, now has not tasted the orthodox Chaotian pepper in his hometown for more than ten years, and recently I have seen the Hunan on the tip of the tongue, and I miss it more and more, so I am depressed." My Neighbor Totoro said.

"Then I deducted the medical expenses that the owner gave you as a kickback." I say.

"Lingzun, do you have a way to find authentic Hunan Chaotian pepper for me with the transfer **?" My neighbor totoro said, "It's a pity that I don't have enough mana to reach that level......"

"Jack Ma's dad can." I say.