Chapter 84: Those Things in the Bathroom

"Sister...... Chen Hao, are you two talking downstairs? ”

"Hey, the two of them are really, they didn't even turn on the living room light, it's dark, it's scary!"

Su Moxue looked at the dark hall on the first floor, and couldn't help but feel a little timid.

"Xiaoxue? Oh no, no, Xiaoxue seems to have discovered us! ”

"What to do, what to do, if Xiaoxue finds out that the two of us are like this, then it won't be clear...... It's all your ......."

Su Rou is a girl after all, she was fine before she heard Su Moxue's voice, although her face was red in a hurry, but at least she didn't cry, but when she heard her sister looking for her in the room, her tears began to fall down......

Grass, it's really Su Moxue's girl's voice, it's bad now...... If Su Moxue's girl is mixed in again, she will definitely find out that I am secretly wearing her pajamas......

Oh, I'll go, if it's just pajamas, it's okay, the key is that Su Moxue and her sister are dressed like this now, and they're crying and wiping their tears here...... This misunderstanding will get deeper and deeper...... I guess the kiss in the school pool a few days ago hasn't subsided......

But...... This Su Moxue is so arrogant on weekdays, and she often talks about hooligans, she can completely ignore me when she is in the pool that day, but she will take the initiative to ...... Hey, I don't understand, a woman's heart really doesn't understand ......!

"Hey, Su Rou, what are you doing?" When Chen Hao heard Su Moxue's voice outside, he suddenly saw Su Rou holding a pair of scissors in her hand and gesturing on herself......

"Cao Surou, this girl is too boring, how big is this, I didn't do anything to her, she didn't do anything to me, is it necessary to commit suicide? It's not as fun as her sister Su Moxue, Su Moxue's girl's breasts have been touched twice for me, isn't it alive and well now, and she took the initiative to give me artificial respiration a few days ago! ”

After Chen Hao judged in his heart that Su Rou wanted to commit suicide, his attitude towards Su Rou changed a lot in an instant......

"Hey Su Rou, I can tell you, even if you want to commit suicide, wait until I go out before committing suicide, just the two of us in this bathroom After you commit suicide, who is it!"

Su Moxue...... Su Moxue...... Come in...... Your sister is going to kill herself, and she won't live......"

Su Moxue...... Su Moxue...... Did you hear that! ”

Chen Hao suddenly shouted loudly, as if he was afraid that Su Moxue would not be able to hear if his voice was a little smaller.

Su Rou, who had been ignoring Chen Hao just now, was shouted by Chen Hao like this, and still shouted her sister's name, saying that she was going to commit suicide...... Su Rou really had the intention of killing, but it wasn't herself, it was Chen Hao......

"Stinky guy, what are you shouting, Xiaoxue is already asleep, why are you calling Xiaoxue, and your eye sees that I'm going to commit suicide, do you have to commit suicide with scissors in your hand, are you such a big person, do you have a little common sense of life, what are the scissors invented for purpose?"

"Didn't scissors cut things when they were invented, didn't you commit suicide with scissors also cut things, aren't you things?" Chen Hao held back a smile and pretended to be innocent.

"You're not a thing, a dead thing wants to turn around and scold me!" Su Rou said angrily.

"Oh, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay, Sister Su Rou, you are a thing, it's always okay!"

Chen Hao...... You...... You...... You're ...... Whining...... If we are seen by Xiaoxue like this, where do you want my sister's face to be placed...... If you don't help me, forget it, and stop me, what kind of heart do you have......" Su Rou roared loudly, Su Rou roared so loudly, Chen Hao was a little angry......

"Then you can't commit suicide, I haven't done anything to you yet, you have to die or live, you may not be ready to get married in the future, after marriage, your husband will not snap with you, and you will commit suicide after popping!"

"I can help you, anyway, you're pretty punctual, I don't suffer any losses, and finally I snapped you, you sued me for rape, and I was in the bureau for three years, do you want me to help you if you commit suicide, if you commit suicide, I Chen Hao will help you again, then I will pick up soap in prison for the rest of my life......"

Chen Hao also roared loudly.

"Suicide? When am I going to commit suicide, I want to use scissors to make a gesture on my body, and then cut the curtains and wrap them on my body to make clothes, who do you think you are, you can make me Su Rou commit suicide for you, I want to be beautiful! Hum! ”

When Su Rou said this, she really stunned Chen Hao......

"Grass, it turns out that this chick is not going to commit suicide, isn't it that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry!"

"Huh? Oh...... That's right...... Ha ha...... I...... I thought you were going to kill yourself...... It's fine, it's fine, so do you want me to pull the curtains off for you? Chen Hao laughed, his eyes squinted at Su Rou's almost naked body and said.

"I don't want your help, you stand there and don't move, and close your eyes, I'll just come by myself......!"

"If you dare to move, I'll use this scissors to turn you into a eunuch......"

"Okay, okay, I don't move, I don't move, stand here and don't move, so do I still have to hold my head with both hands?" Chen Hao deliberately teased Su Judo.

"Well, right...... No, you can't hold your head with your hands......" Su Rou just wanted to follow Chen Hao's words and ask him to hold his head with both hands, but suddenly remembered that at this time, his whole body was cleaner than his body, and Chen Hao, who had not hung a single strip of cloth, was covering his lower body with both hands, if he held his head with both hands...... So his face turned red again and he hurriedly said.

"Haha...... Ha ha...... The response is pretty fast......! ”

While Chen Hao laughed, Su Rou could already vaguely hear Xiaoxue's footsteps outside the bathroom door, and it was not difficult for Su Rou to guess that Xiaoxue might be knocking on the door soon...... Subconsciously, Su Rou was even more anxious, holding the scissors in her hand to see if Chen Hao was moving, and walked towards the curtain next to her......

But the bathroom floor was slippery because of Chen Hao's bath, coupled with Xiaoxue who was about to knock on the door and Chen Hao who was still standing naked in front of him, Su Rou didn't pay attention, her feet slipped, and her body holding scissors in her hand fell backwards......

"Grass, not good! If Su Rou fell, the scissors would definitely stab her ......"

After Chen Hao secretly screamed in his heart, he didn't care about anything else, so he stepped forward quickly, and stepped forward to stop Su Rou and let her avoid the scissors that were about to be pierced through her body......

Chen Hao secretly ran the qigong method, and he stepped forward to hug Su Rou's waist, and with a slight twist of his arm, he avoided the sharp scissors of Su Rou's body that was about to fall to the ground......

But because Su Rou was too surprised, she didn't cooperate with Chen Hao well, and thought that Chen Hao wanted to take advantage of herself, and out of the girl's instinct, she subconsciously retreated backwards......