That night, when the doorbell rang, Zhao Yulai was on the treadmill, and Qiu Weicheng was doing push-ups to digest the hot pot they had for dinner.

Zhao Yulai casually put on a T-shirt and ran to open the door, and it was Aunt Penny, the owner of the supermarket in the town, who was about fifty years old, black, and enthusiastic like an aunt in the neighborhood committee in Huaxia, who was paid about $20 a month to manage some trivial things in the town, equivalent to the village head.

When the village chief came to the door, Zhao Yulai intuitively felt that nothing good happened, and the fact was the same as he thought, Aunt Penny said enthusiastically: "Next Saturday is the annual music festival in the town, what are you going to sing, fill out a form, I need to remember it." ”

It's such a shabby town, and there's a music festival! Teasing me?

"I can't sing." Zhao Yulai said very sincerely.

"Hey! You can't lie like that. Qiu Weicheng came out from Zhao Yulai's side and said, "Aunt Penny, he sings very well!" Do you have any bonuses for singing well at your festival? ”

"There are no bonuses." "But we'll be voting, and the highest voter will get a round-trip ticket to Amazing Voice!" Penny said. ”

Excuse me？ Amazing Voice？ No！ No！ No！ Three times for important thing！

"I can be a spectator." Zhao Yulai said very seriously, and decisively reached out to cover Qiu Weicheng's mouth. But he couldn't stop Penny from stuffing the form directly into Qiu Weicheng's outstretched hand.

"No kidding, if a young man like you doesn't participate, the people in the town will be disappointed, but you are the most anticipated contestant this year." Penny said.

Aunt Penny left, Qiu Weicheng took off his T-shirt and sat back on the sofa and began to read the entry form.

"No one has invited me to a festival for years." Qiu Weicheng said with regret.

"Well, since I finally won you a solo at the Golden Music Awards, and as a result, you played extraordinarily and created a new song on the live broadcast stage that no one had ever heard, and no one dared to invite you anymore." Zhao Yu said.

"Hey! How many years are you going to talk about this?! Qiu Weicheng bared his teeth and was very dissatisfied.

Say how many years? Zhao Yulai felt that he could probably speak for a lifetime.

Back then, Zhao Yulai finally persuaded Chi Yingjie to help the eldest niece of the primary school student level of the Golden Music Award Organizing Committee make a single and replace Qiu Weicheng's solo for three and a half minutes, but Qiu Weicheng's song did not have a single in tune, it was the Golden Music Award scene with ratings of more than five points! The peers below are still saving face, at most they bow their heads and cover their faces, and those who go too far are snickering, and the fans who bought tickets directly booed. As an agent, Zhao Yulai sat in the audience, and he split Qiu Weicheng as firewood, okay?

Later, the organizing committee said to Zhao Yu, "Thank you, Brother Zhao, now Chinese all over the world believe it, our Golden Music Award is definitely a real song!"

This incident has been rated as the biggest accident in the Chinese music industry in the past 20 years, and it will be brought out to talk about it as soon as it reaches the Golden Music Awards.

Why did Zhao Yulai resign from his position as an agent without hesitation and go to the TV station after Li Youchao was gone? Being hacked out of Xiang is part of the reason, but in fact, the main reason is tiredness.

There are strange things in the circle every year, and Brother Zhao has a lot of subordinates. Zhao Yulai's bitterness is really nowhere to go.

"You know what? Two days ago, when I went grocery shopping, I heard a man singing "My Yangyang" to his cowshed, and the most famous tenor tune was probably in preparation for the war. ”

"Is it out of tune?"

"Can you not mention that you are out of tune when it comes to singing?"

"Can you pick up my lost face, then?"

……

"What do you think we're going to sing?"

"It's not us, it's you."

"Gotta be distinctive."

"ShukshukShukShuk, Shuk, Shuk, who flew the plane!"

"Hey! Be serious. ”

"Our hometown, in the valley of hope ~~~"

"Zhao Yulai!"

"The vast cape is my love, and the green mountains are blooming!"

"There are only two of us in this town, and our song selection representative comes to the whole of China, do you understand?"

"It's not us, it's you!"

"You're serious about giving some advice."

"I don't want to go to Amazing Voice, no suggestion."

"It's not that we have to go if we win, we can not go, let them cash in on the ticket."

"That's right, if you go to sing, you probably won't win, they won't let you go out of tune on Amazing Voice on behalf of the whole town."

"Hey! Can you not talk about things that are out of tune? Give some advice! ”

"The good grandson of the mountain~~~~ Love the sun~~~~~"

A week later, on Saturday, in the only square in the town, in the applause of hundreds of people in the town, the elated, excited Qiu Weicheng pulled the listless and desperate Zhao Yulai to climb onto the stage.

Without accompaniment, hundreds of white, black, and coffee people stared and waited for nearly two minutes, and when they began to gradually stir, Zhao Yulai, who was wearing a shirt with white shoulders, a red belt around his waist, and a white turban wrapped around his head, closed his eyes, bent his waist, and screamed heartbreakingly under the forced gaze of Qiu Weicheng......

"The blossom of the mountain is also ~~~~ red and glamorous~~~~"

Qiu Weicheng on the side looked at Zhao Yulai as if he was at home, took the microphone and blossomed, raised his arms and shouted: "Chinese rock!" Then he took out a red handkerchief from his waist and began to twist Yangge.

“e ill，e ill rock you! ”

"Thousands of trees, thousands of trees, hey, hey~"

“e ill，e ill rock you! ”

Zhao Yulai always felt that he was probably a little different from others, but he was sure that he was really sick after Li Youchao started reading psychology books after he became ill.

Well, Zhao Yulai admitted that he was sick, but he also really felt that many people he met around him were more sick than him, such as Qiu Weicheng, Zhao Yulai always felt that Qiu Weicheng should have intermittent mania, quiet as a child, and Zhao Yulai was afraid of moving.

Zhao Yulai admitted that it was his fault that he never found out Qiu Weicheng's arranging talent.

Qiu Weicheng didn't go out of tune this time, and it was no surprise that they won the best performance award at the music festival, and everyone was asking where to download the original song of the song, and everyone thought it was incredible when Zhao Yulai and Qiu Weicheng said they didn't want to participate in Amazing Voice.

"Oh my God! Li, and Qiu, you guys are amazing, you will definitely be popular all over the country! ”

Zhao Yulai and Qiu Weicheng had the same expression this time, wearing the same white shoulders, hanging the same white towel around their necks, hooking their shoulders and backs, extremely sincere, they said: "Although we have not been here for a long time, we love this town deeply, and we just want to be a farmer here quietly in this life." ”

"If you like, we'll see you next year!" Qiu Weicheng added.

Do you have a concert? The play was too deep, and Zhao Yulai gave Qiu Weicheng a kick.

Back at home, Zhao Yulai decisively took off the white shoulders on his body as soon as possible and stuffed it into the trash can together with the red belt.

Qiu Weicheng looked at the Q hidden in the half of the wings on the left shoulder blade of Zhao Yulai's bare upper body, lowered his head and smiled, and then cut out the shoulder belt that Zhao Yulai threw into the trash can, folded it, and put it in a bag and put it in the storage cabinet along with his own piece.

At this point, Zhao Yulai and Qiu Weicheng thought that the most humble music festival they had ever participated in in was over. However, Zhao Yu came to take a shower, and when he came out of the bathroom, the doorbell rang again.

Outside the door stood Aunt Penny and a white woman of about forty years of age.

The woman, Kate, lives in an apartment on the left side of the square, her husband is a truck driver, and she is at home full-time to take care of her daughter, who has been turned into a vegetative state due to a car accident.

Her daughter's name is Barty, who had an accident when she was six years old, and has been in bed for eight years now. But that afternoon, when Qiu Weicheng pulled Zhao Yulai to go crazy in the square, Barty's hand fell, and then, there was no response.

"I'm so sorry, maybe we're too noisy." Qiu Weicheng said apologetically.

"Nope! No! No! Kate shook her hand and said, "It's not your fault. You guys are amazing. ”

Compared with Qiu Weicheng, Zhao Yulai grasped the point faster, and he said with some hesitation: "You don't want us to sing it again, let's see if Barty can wake up." ”

"Yes." As she spoke, Kate wept, and she said, "For the Lord's sake, please help me." ”

Zhao Yulai thought about it, "Why don't you wait a few more days? Maybe she was about to wake up, but it just happened that we were singing at the time," but......

In such a situation, I don't know how to say no.

Half an hour later, Zhao Yulai and Qiu Weicheng stood in the narrow and tidy bedroom of Kate's house, there was a hospital bed in the middle of the bedroom, and there were some medical equipment on the side, the teenage girl was lying quietly on the hospital bed, Kate clasped her hands in front of her chest, bowed her head and prayed, her truck driver husband hugged her shoulders tightly, and Aunt Penny also stood quietly on the side.

The whole atmosphere was as if a sacrifice was about to be performed, and Zhao Yulai and Qiu Weicheng were two shamans.

In this case, if Zhao Yulai wants to come to a fixed repertoire of the church choir, he can still accept it, after all, it is fun to help others, but at this time, let Zhao Yulai scream "The mountains are blooming red and beautiful", and there is Qiu Weicheng on the side "e ill rock......

As a senior psychopath, is it easy to pretend to be a normal person for more than 20 years without being discovered? This is the rhythm to be exposed!

For the second time in his life, Zhao Yulai had the urge to chop Qiu Weicheng as firewood.

"Why don't you change the song?" Qiu Weicheng, who felt Zhao Yulai's resentment, tried to say to Kate: "Can I change the song?" ”

Kate, who had been praying, was stunned for a moment, then nodded.

Seeing Kai nodded, Qiu Weicheng said to Zhao Yu: "You sing Angel." ”

Angel is a song that Zhao Yulai bought from a well-known musician in the corrupt country for Qiu Weicheng at a great price, and it is a public welfare song that calls on everyone to care for children with leukemia. The tune is gentle and lyrical, and this atmosphere is also appropriate. At least more appropriate than Northwest folk songs.

「Angel，my baby,you are so beautiful hen you slept……」

Later, many people asked why the original singer Qiu Weicheng was there at that time, but this song was sung by Zhao Yulai, Zhao Yulai said that he couldn't remember why at all, maybe subconsciously he really didn't want a little girl who had been sleeping for eight years to hear that a song was still out of tune.

Anyway, Zhao Yulai really didn't think that the little girl would really wake up, and when the little girl woke up and looked at Zhao Yulai with a pair of blue eyes, all the people in the room couldn't cry, and Zhao Yulai's mind was full of ",".

Zhao Yulai also specially touched his face, there were really no tears, it seems that he is still the expressionless neurotic at his adoptive father's funeral.

However, on this night, more than 200 LED billboards in downtown areas of more than 60 countries on five continents around the world were replaced with exactly the same content at the same time.

Ten languages, one content,

"Zhao Yulai, I love you."

So, when Zhao Yulai woke up, he found that he was in the headlines again.

Of course, because of Qin Hua's daily show of dog abuse Weibo, Zhao Yulai's name has always been on the hot spot in China, but this time, Zhao Yulai was successfully sent to the headlines of global news.

Never challenge the patience of the local tyrants, the local tyrants will go crazy and scare you to death.

"I think he's going to put your picture up for a bounty next." Qiu Weicheng said.

After being in the circle for so long, and being so naïve and drunk, Zhao Yu said: "If you don't need him to put it, at most someone will brush the photo in half a day, and you still need a reward?" Countless people who have been heartbroken by other people's feelings will rush to help him find me. ”

After thinking about it, Zhao Yulai called Luo Jiarong and asked, "Is there any after-sales service?" ”

Luo Jiarong was silent for nearly a minute, and then said helplessly: "Okay, you wait, someone will pick you up later, if you are not afraid of boredom, go to my headquarters to live for a while, if you want, you can take Qiu Weicheng." ”

Hanging up the phone, Zhao Yulai and Qiu Weicheng began to pack their luggage.

Zhao Yulai wanted to say to Qiu Weicheng, "You don't have to follow, it must be boring over there", but he still didn't say anything after thinking about it.

Zhao Yulai and Qiu Weicheng didn't have many things, so they were quickly packed up, and when the people came to pick them up, Zhao Yulai continued to flip through his Floyd, while Qiu Weicheng played games with his mobile phone.

Zhao Yulai turned about two pages, and heard Qiu Weicheng say: "Yulai, you are in the headlines again." ”

"I haven't come down, what's up." Zhao Yu didn't raise his head and said.

"No, I mean...... You've changed your posture and made headlines again. Qiu Weicheng said.

Zhao Yulai closed his Floyd, took Qiu Weicheng's mobile phone, and on the world's most well-known video website, the first item on the homepage - a vegetative girl who had been sleeping for eight years was awakened by the song.

In the video, Zhao Yulai's face is so clear that anyone who cares a little bit about the entertainment industry can recognize it.

Zhao Yulai pushed open the window and found that there were at least eight unknown people around his courtyard outside.

Zhao Yulai thought about what it would be like if he was finally found by Qin Hua, he felt that it was possible that he was running frantically in front, and Qin Hua was desperately chasing behind. It's also possible that they'll get into a fight. There is also the possibility of scolding without any image.

However, Zhao Yulai never expected that he would sit at home so weakly, Qin Hua jumped over the fence outside his yard all the way, kicked open the door of his house, and with a smile of patience, pulled him up, hugged him tightly, buried his nose in his neck socket, and breathed deeply.

He couldn't find a reason to kick people out at all, he made headlines, it was like inviting Qin Hua to his house as a guest, so stupid that he didn't even know what to say.

"Still running?" Qin Hua asked.

"I can't run away, I can't help it." Zhao Yu said.

Zhao Yulai froze for two minutes, and finally tightened his arms and hugged the person.

Forget it, let's let the two neuropaths continue to stab each other unscrupulously. (.)