Chapter 333: Guys from the Ministry of Discipline @ can't be motivated
May 8, one o'clock
"Alas~Why do we still have to come out on duty when we should have used to relax at noon~" Nikaido Lan put the wooden knife on his shoulder and waved it around, "Really, I originally asked a few juniors to play"
"Senior Sister Nikaido, please pay attention to your majesty as a member of the Discipline Department, speaking of which, Senior Sister, who did you learn from such a playboy-like speech!" The only conscience in the Ministry of Wind and Discipline Kotegawa Yui Fu forehead
"I learned it with my cousin"
"Is your cousin a playboy?"
"Well, he's a narcissistic playboy who usually likes to play boxing hooks. Attracting girls or something, you should have heard his name, right? His name is Nikaido Red Pill."
"Nikaido Senpai! Your cousin is on the wrong set, right?! ”
"You guys are a little more serious, you also know how much trouble the SAO incident has caused recently, and I heard that those people from the Education Bureau will come to the school in person at any time" Poison Island Tsuneko waved the real knife in her hand around, causing the people around her to hurriedly make way for her
"The people who came down will run away the moment they see us," Yui Furugawa felt that his spit skill points were soaring every day
"These are all necessary deterrents," Nikaido Arashi laughed, "Furutegawa, you're still more suitable for a clerical job, and those bad boys will only have a desire to tease when they see you. I won't be afraid of you at all."
"She can't even do a clerical job, right?,Mikako and they manage the department very well.,It's just a drag to go to another one" This sentence Furugawa Yui himself admitted.,She's not too good at calculation and management.,Although the discipline department seems to be competent as long as you are on time and patrol every day.,But sometimes some disputes between classmates need to be adjudicated.,After all, it's the security room that only relies on force.,And it's the student union that only listens to the defense.
"Don't worry~Furugawa, you're doing a good job~" Nikaido Lan took Furugawa Yui's shoulder and smiled, "It's just too easy to lead people to commit crimes~"
"Please don't make fun of me," Furukawa Yui struggled with a blushing face
"It's boring, let's go back to the ministry first," Poison Island and the others didn't find anything abnormal after walking around, so they planned to go back to hand over the work first
"Wait a minute, I want to ask why you guys are speeding up and running away!" The flaxen-colored woman with two ponytails hurriedly chased after seeing Poison Island Tsuneko ignore her and walk away
"Huh? Whose sister are you? Furugawa Yui was surprised, "I'm sorry, but family members are not allowed to enter the school unless there is an event in the school, you are not a student of our school, are you?" Even other schools can't just come in."
"It's not! I'm not a little girl! I'll show you my papers! The woman hurriedly took out her ID from her shoulder bag and said, "This is my driver's license, I'm twenty-six years old this year"
"Yuki Yaya, you can't come in either," said Poison Island Tsuneko after reading the documents
"Why!"
"We're not in elementary school here, so there's no way you're twenty-six years old and have a fifteen-year-old child, right?"
"I really hate my size, I'm here to find your principal, I'm subordinate to the Tokyo City Education Bureau," Yuki Yaya said helplessly, "Understand?" ”
"The headmaster is not there"
"I know that, then the acting principal"
"We don't have an acting principal, and it's usually managed by teachers and students in separate classes."
"So who's the most vocal person in the school right now?"
"Dean of Students"
"Then I'll look for him"
"A few days ago, I was racing with the owner of the house on the highway with an electric motorcycle, and now both of them have been arrested"
"What about him?"
"The security captain of the security room, both of them have the right to speak"
"Then I'll be"
"But they don't care about these things, and you can only be bombed out if you go"
"Isn't there anyone who can manage student affairs properly?!!
"Yes, student council people"
"Students, where will the students be?"
"I'm sorry, but the student council doesn't accept outsiders."
"Woo Woo Woo Moon Yong, Ameng, these people are bullying me"
"Anyway, I'm also a teaching staff, I'll take you to someone who can manage things."
"So what do you want to say?" So a moment later, Chong was kicked in front of Yuki Miya in a flurry of kicks of the ball
"Please, please help me do a survey," Yuki Miya sniffled and pulled out a few test papers from his shoulder bag, "It's just a formality, the leader told me about the peculiarity of your school before you came, so you just need to answer some basic questions"
"Do you want me to ask the head teacher?"
"Don't bother, I have a lot of schools to run behind me, and you're also students, right? So save some effort, please answer these questions directly" Yuki Miya distributed the test paper to others, "There are only 20 questions in total, not all of them are the same, please finish them quickly"
(What's the point of doing all this façade work) roughly glanced at the test papers, what, these questions are at the level of elementary school students, and they are multiple choice questions, which is worthy of going through the motions
"What should I do if I have an illicit relationship between a man and a woman, first fall in love and then get married?"
"What should I do if I have a financial conflict between my classmates? Of course, it's to use this as a threat and make them obedient~"
"What do you think of puppy love? What kind of mentally retarded topic, early love is the right way in the world, as long as people are not ugly and then good-looking, they can fall in love in elementary school."
"This is bullying, right?! How do I know what the full title of Article 56 of Chapter VII of the Constitution is?! And there's no option here! ”
Listen, and as he listened, Yuki Miya's face darkened
"I'm sorry, but let's go through the motions and take my leave," so Yuki Yaya bowed decisively and hurriedly ran out of the discipline department, and didn't even take the test papers with him
"I'm finally gone~ It's useless to engage in these cutscenes," Mikako chuckled and put away the test papers and put them in the drawer, "Originally, students don't have the right to answer these questions on their own"
"She's just working for people," Chong said this, but he didn't really care too much about these issues, when the Ministry of Wind and Discipline was first established, Hideyoshi Onizuka had said a sentence, and it was the only one he had ever heard him say in the middle of the word
"You don't need to know what the rules are, you can take care of things you shouldn't see, even if there are any pampered sons and daughters who come here, you just need to know how to obey, we will not restrict the freedom of students, but we will not let anyone be on top, everyone is equal here, and you are just holding the blade in your hand"
"The Discipline Department was originally just a knife in the hands of the teachers, but they didn't customize the scabbard for us" The black god opened the paper fan with a "snap", "It's enough for us to know where the bottom line is"
"If someone dares to bully, they will fight back, and if someone dares to question, they will fight back with action, but what we really have to care about is not the students" Okami Sakura was lying on the bench eating gum "Speaking of which, it's time to change shifts, minister, it's your turn on the duty schedule"
"Got it," Chong opened the door and walked out after pinning the armband, "I wasted a lot of time, and finished my job before the class bell rang"
"Understood," the new second conscience, Kanado Futagi, immediately followed
"Tear up~" Okay, the great god Sakura is bursting again, and the ghost knows where she learned the murderous skills, she can usually be a big beauty and once she is serious, she will become a pure man with one hundred and eight abdominal muscles, and it is estimated that if you transform in front of ordinary people, you can directly scare the other party's soul, which is absolute spiritual pollution, just like you have taken a shower and stripped naked only to find that the sky on the bed has become Billy. Haydon is the same, that kind of taste can really only be FUCK
After talking about the eggs for a long time, let's turn back to the main topic of the story in this chapter.,Discipline Department、News Department、Idol Department are the three major departments that are parallel to each other in addition to the student union and other teacher institutions.,Some people may ask if the Discipline Department doesn't work for teachers? I can only say that the two hundred and five directors who were arrested in drag racing a few days ago were subdued by the battlefield Hara Heiyi who passed by at the scene, and the natural curly-haired bastard who was traveling with him wanted to sell his teammates and run away when his little broken electric donkey disintegrated itself, what a moral machine, continue to get to the point, the Ministry of Discipline requires that it can be beaten (ruthless, preferably natural black or belly black), the Ministry of Information requires that it can write (no discipline), and the idol department only requires that it can sing (in fact, it is actually a high appearance and belongs to women, Look at the so-called His Royal Highness the Prince of Songs next door.,Women who don't have discipline in this world will be obsessed with Lori.,But a man without discipline will definitely not be obsessed with Zhengtai and Shuai Guo ==)
But in fact, there is a division of labor and cooperation and a hierarchy mechanism in the Ministry of Wind and Discipline.,The highest level is themselves.,This is their own and everyone else's acquiescence.,And the second level is the great god Sakura、Battlefield Hara Heiyi、My wife Yuno、Zhou Fang Meizun、Poison Island Tsuneko、Black God Eyes These martial arts factions,They are mainly responsible for cutting people directly.,With the same column is May Tane Mikako、Walking Eagle、Sonozaki Shiyin、Edomae Runa、Asakura Ryoko These Wenmo factions,It's only responsible for the shadows in the shadows.,The third level is Furukawa Yui、Fukikanata、 Amakusa Shino, an ordinary person who often patrols the aisles
———As for why he is just a boy, he can only say that this has nothing to do with the protagonist's aura, what man do you think would dare to enter this dangerous field? Belly black experts Yagami Tsuki, Lu Lu Xiu, and Orihara Rinya were all scared to death after hearing the rumors that might have allowed them to enter the Discipline Department, and one by one they took leave to go home, causing the average score of each class in the test that day to drop by five percentage points
(But it's really just a waste of time) they focus on arresting a few people who are too mature in their minds, sexual needs and delusions. If you want to be a little more serious, plus if you don't die, you will feel uncomfortable all over your body, commonly known as change. But they just confiscated their magazines and photos yesterday, and judging by their economy, they won't be able to find new books to read for a while
"Jingle bell~" means that the bell rings when the afternoon class is about to start, so they return to the ministry after another walk, and then to prevent the people whose credits have been deducted from going to class and the rest of the credits that have overflowed continue to shrink into the ministry to do their own work, they are also students, and they also have their own circle of friends after tearing off their coat as members of the Discipline Committee, no one will be in awe of them, and they will not be awe-inspiring
———As for Hideyoshi Onizuka, who was just released from the detention center a few days later, he was immediately invited to the office for tea, let's not mention it, he just needs to carry this pot