"Sergio, can his girlfriend named Mumu also play in La Liga?"

“…… Did you write this? Ramos, who had nothing to do, could only pretend to be confused.

"The author wrote about having Chris and the little Mumu on the court...... Love and kill each other? It is said in the author's words. One for Real Madrid and one for Malaysia...... What is the horse, before I finished reading it, the phone was taken back by you. ”

"Horse, Mallorca!" Shui Ye was in a hurry.

"Coach Laudrup's team?"

"That's right!" Ramos read the thousands of YY brain holes in his head and began to make up a big drama with Murice, "You may not know if you haven't read the front, that little Mumu's girlfriend is actually a woman dressed as a man, in order to play football with Chris, who she likes." Because Chris only has football in her heart, she thinks that if she can really beat Chris on the pitch one day, she may be able to win his heart. ”

Ramos was almost moved to tears by his own intelligence, he was not as smart as he is today in the past twenty years or so.

This is not an ancient time, where a filial daughter joined the army on behalf of her father.

Players in professional football wear jerseys every day, undergo various examinations by the team doctor, collide on the field, and get soaked and sweaty after a game! If you are a woman, you can also think of these two goods.

However, the pot of all this can be thrown to the stupid author-kun.

"Can a woman be mixed in with a man's team?" Muris asked, confused.

"Eh, what's not to do, this is, women YY use, you know they're always curious about the world of pure masters. It's like in a boys' school, there is a beauty who pretends to be a male student, and everyone can't see it, and it's often played like this in movies, haven't you seen it? ”

Muurice nodded, then shook his head again.

"No, it is also written in this article that Chris is struggling in his heart, thinking that he has always liked women, how can he like a man?"

"Is there one? Really, how much have you seen! ”

Ramos muttered, flipped through it quickly, and couldn't find it for a long time. Muris didn't rush him either, looking really puzzled.

Shui Ye threw off his phone domineeringly, went to Murice's bedside, and tried to explain to him.

In fact, this is not only an article about women dressing up as men, but also a sexual article. Transsexuality, OK, understand? It was a man before, and then it became a woman. For some reason, I had to dress up as a man. ”

“……”

"By the way, there's also rebirth, I forgot about this stubble! Tell you that, and you'll understand. "Shui Ye clapped his hands, thinking that he could become a screenwriter after retiring, and maybe he could win an Oscar." This is a rebirth essay first, the story happened five or six years ago, the heroine's name is Mu Mu, little Mu Mu. The male protagonist is the annoying Chris, who was still known as Xiao Xiao Luo at the time. Xiao Mumu and Xiao Xiao Luo are a pair of homosexuals who are not favored by the outside world, and they have secretly dated for three years in pain and sweetness. As Chris rose to fame and became Mr. Football, he dumped Mumu Jr. and was with a group of supermodel singers......"

Muris was listening, and he was listening very carefully.

Little Mumu was very sad, but he knew he couldn't save Chris's heart. He left Spain to chase his dreams in the Premier League. The style of play in the Premier League is not suitable for Xiao Mumu, compared to Xiao Xiaoluo's spring breeze, he plays very hard. In an intense confrontation, Mumu Jr. was injured and told by the doctor that he would never be able to play football again in his life. "Ramos is about to burst into tears, little Murice, you must not be so miserable in reality, that stupid author actually treated you like this!

"Losing Chris, even football, little Mumu is really desperate. In the dead of night, he ended his life and left this world. "How is that possible? Little Muris will be short-sighted, and the sow will be able to climb trees. But what embarrassed Shui Ye was that he cried because of this abuse. Thinking that little Muris was so pitiful, Shui Ye wanted to beat a certain for 90 million.

This is the voice of a certain person who has been too deep in the play~

But he didn't really die, he found that he was alive again, and he was a very beautiful woman. Then he saw the TV, he was in Spain a few years later, and Chris had become one of the most recognizable figures in football, with countless fans all over the world. The beauties around him came and went, and Xiao Mumu found that when he saw Xiao Xiaoluo again, he still liked him......"

"Oh." Muurice snorted, giving Shui Shui a lot of confidence to piece together the story from the major versions.

"It's sadistic, isn't it? The most annoying thing is that Xiao Xiaoluo appeared next to the underwear queen Elena, which made him honest for several years, which made Xiao Mumu even more sad. Xiao Xiaoluo was not born with a heart, but he didn't meet the right person. He felt that he should let go, but soon after, the news came that Chris was visiting a nightclub, dating a young model, and parting ways with Yelena. ”

What a scumbag, Shui Shui sighed!

Of the countless authors he has read, Chris, although very likable and beloved by the author as the male lead, likes to go out of his way to write that he is a scumbag.

Look at Chris's character, Titicaca Titicaca, much worse than his.

It is also an exaggeration to write about him, saying that he likes sibling love, and he dates women who are at least ten years older than him. Ramos nodded, although most of the time this is the case, people just know how to take care of him because they are more down-to-earth with older people.

"And then?"

"Seeing such a little Ronaldo, little Muri...... Xiao Mumu seemed to see the lonely and rebellious Chris, although he blamed him in his heart, he loved him from the bottom of his heart. If you meet the right person and can really get Chris out of that fancy world, then let him be such a person. He has been born again, he is now a woman, he can be above board and qualified to have Chris, he no longer needs to be afraid of anyone's eyes, and he will not feel inferior in his relationship with Chris, afraid that he will one day fear or even dislike this relationship. ”

Shui Shui was startled and almost leaked his mouth, but fortunately little Murice was so focused on the story that he didn't find out.

Murice gave Ramos a surprise look, and there seemed to be appreciation in his eyes. It's just that Ramos was so drunk in his invincible brain that he didn't notice the gaze of Murice.

After that, little Mumu cut off his long hair, tied his chest, and resolutely entered Mallorca. Because of the foundation of his previous life, and the extremely talented Mumu Jr., he quickly gained the trust of Mallorca coach Laudrup, who listed him as a starter. ”

"He waited until the day when he played Chris, until the seventh round of La Liga, when Real Madrid played Mara at home...... Loka, little Mumu made a stunning debut and kicked the world-famous goal of the century...... The author of the name of the goal said that she would borrow many stunts and names in football, such as flying immortals, free kicks and moon scimitars, and Carlos's heavy bombardment, in short, the reborn little Mumu is all-round! Little Murice is also among them, and it won't be surprising if you see Little Mumu make any God's goal and God's Eye. Because the author said, your stunt is cool, just apply the setting. ”

Hello, just say that this man is Muris? Stupid water water!

And the shrewd fox Muris was once again "fooled" by the water master, and nodded his head in understanding.

Little Mumu reappeared in Chris's eyes and managed to catch his eye. And Chris doesn't know what's going on, since he played with Xiao Mumu on the court, he always feels an indescribable sense of familiarity with Xiao Mumu. And he found that little Mumu looked at him strangely, and seemed to be very sad......"

What a pot of dog blood!

But Ramos is a little complacent, he can release dog blood anytime and anywhere, and he must have a clear understanding of dog blood and thunder. His current cultivation can already be regarded as a hardcore football reader.

I don't want to think about it, these days, he has read at least 5,000 copies of Little Murice and Real Madrid's fallen angels.

Ramos couldn't help but look at Muris again, why are so many people happy to find Sippi for little Murice? Little Muris is not as flamboyant as Chris, nor is he like Ricardo who looks back and smiles at all day, and has a straight poker face all day long, what is there to do.

Most of the author's explanation is that Muris is ascetic, and people can't help but want to pounce and see him differently.

In addition to many related bl football competitions, there is more about romance. All kinds of women let little Murice die for them, and little Murice's gentle smile, doting touch, and beautiful kiss of dragonfly at every turn made Ramos look entangled.

Instead of letting little Muris be abducted by a group of strange women, it is better to watch him and the man form Sippi. At least Chris Ricardo plays football, and little Muris will not give up football for the woman he loves at every turn, and see her as the most important existence in his life.

But it seems that in this book, Chris regards Xiao Mumu as the most important existence. Shui Ye is entangled, but now he is the one who makes up the story, and he can say whatever he wants!

"And then?"

"Yo! Little Murice, do you like to hear it! Ramos grinned, rarely, little Murice still likes to listen to him say so much, "Who still thought I was talking too much before?" ”

Muris curled the corners of his mouth and flicked Ramos' stud earrings. Ramos was in pain and covered his ears, "Okay, okay, you're amazing, I won't bother with you." ”

"Little Mumu became famous in a battle, and later became more and more out of control, leading the horse...... Loca has won a lot of opponents along the way, even cooler than you Malaga, 38 rounds of the league, Mallorca directly won 25 games in a row, I think it's really easy to play. ”

Ramos couldn't help but spit out.

Little Mumu completely attracted Chris's attention, and because of one thing, Chris knew the secret that Little Mumu didn't know? Hey, guess what? ”

"Knowing that he is...... Woman? ”

"No, I guessed you would say that. Chris once went to a nightclub and ran into a drunk horse...... Loka ace, he was very interested and sat down and talked to him. "The plot of buying drunk, Ramos successfully cut into the YY of Muurice and Cassie here, and I have also seen this book of Luo Daihua, which is a big hit.

"Little Mumu was so drunk that he finally collapsed into Chris's arms." Ramos is a little embarrassed, pickled girls seem to come this way, and many men hope that such a beautiful blessing will be sent to the door. Even Chris's inner thoughts, as described by the author, are thinking that it would be nice if this upstart in football was a woman.

But it was so explicit that Ramos wouldn't talk to Murice.

"As a strong opponent on the pitch, Chris couldn't leave him there. What's more, Chris found that there was always a strange feeling when looking at him, and he couldn't help but want to get close to him. He took little Mumu back to his villa, and as he helped him to the bed, he heard little Mumu call his name......"

Even if Luo Daihua is thick-skinned, hearing a man's confession is still terrifying.

The two of them each had a secret in their hearts, and when little Mumu woke up, he forgot what he said, and Chris stopped mentioning it. Then things began to take a uncontrollable turn, and Chris found himself so particular about the little Mumu that he couldn't even understand it. He even looked for a lot of fanmovies to watch, and these people didn't end well, so Chris backed down, telling him that he was just hot-headed and would be fine soon. ”

Ramos scratched his head, entangled in the plot of this fucking, he wanted to post the end of the show directly here, and when he saw the look in the eyes of little Murice signaling him to continue, he could only keep talking.

Little Mumu went back full of concern, Chris made him lose his usual calm, and although he didn't say anything, he didn't have any memory of last night's events. He seemed to have said things he shouldn't have said, and Chris looked at him differently than before. It made him feel mixed because he had an injury in training and probably won't be able to play again. ”

"It scared him because that's how his career was ruined in his previous life. It also means that he can no longer accompany Chris, and he is not even qualified to fight him. He was very depressed, and he didn't know why he had been persisting for so many years, and it was clear that nothing had changed. He didn't want to hold on any longer, and he also learned from Chris to start hanging out in the flowers, and even broke out in a scandal about him being with a man. ”

Chris found that he was more worried about him than he thought, and he didn't want him to give up on himself like that. In Chris's view, he is partly responsible. Chris tries to pull him back, but he laughs at Chris for being amorous and a fool who doesn't really know anything. ”

Chris was frustrated and left him alone. Three months later, he found out that Mumu Jr. was on the pitch again and led Mallorca to the Champions League title that year. No one knows what Xiao Mumu has experienced in the past three months, only that he is colder than ever when he returns to the court, like the sharpest and most cold scabbard, making his opponent tremble! Ramos switched to a Neymar and Muris Sippi again.

He is very strange that these two people who have no intersection will also be the fan group Sippi, and can only say that YY knows no borders, no distance, no skin color, and no gender. As long as there are people, there is YY.

"Against Real Madrid, Mumu Jr. was more ruthless than ever, he showed no mercy to Chris, and humiliated Chris with people and goals on the pitch. opened the hanging little Mumu, our Real Madrid backline was all ignored by him, and we Real Madrid were poured eight eggs in one game! What a fuck! When our Real Madrid is rotten dishes, dare to say eight! Although it was, Shui Ye still couldn't help but get angry.

Actually, the author wrote eleven eggs in the original text, and Shui Ye felt that it was too cheating, and deliberately said three eggs less, but he still felt that this score made people want to squash the stupid author every minute!

Real Madrid regarded that game as the biggest shame, the two teams became bitter rivals, the road was narrow, and Chris has always liked to lose, and he was also suppressed by Mumu Jr. throughout the game, which made him very embarrassed and felt that his self-esteem was shattered. He felt that Xiao Mumu was deliberately humiliating him, and he hadn't seen him for three months, and he was so ruthless when he met again, and asked him to give an explanation, where did he offend him, and he wanted to target him like this. ”

"Chris, who was angry, flew away in the car, and in the process of questioning and pushing, one hand accidentally pressed Xiao Mumu's ......"

"Huh?"

"Chest." Ramos scratches his hair, he is not such a person who dare not speak, even if it is yellow/duan, he and his teammates will talk non-stop without pressure.

But because this man is little Murice, he is very scruples when he speaks.

Even Ramos himself doesn't know what's going on.

Maybe it's because little Muris is too serious, and if he says these things, he is likely to be "despised" by him. ”

"Knowing that he is...... Woman? ”

"Ahh

"What else?"

"No, I'm ...... I saw it here, and I didn't have time to look at it later. ”

"Why is it different from what I see?"

"And what do you see?" Just 10,000 words, can you still name flowers?

"I see your name."

“…… Ah, it's me, Real Madrid's No. 1 striker, and no one can do without me. Ramos laughed at other people's teasing.

Picked up the water in front of the bedside table and took a sip. I just told such a long story, and my mouth is really dry at this time.

"I saw you kissing little Mumu."

"Poof————" Ramos squirted out a mouthful of water, and Muurice very quickly picked up his small pillow and blocked it in front of his face, so as to avoid being sprayed by Ramos.

"Sergio, how can you rob Chris's girlfriend?"

"This is!" Ramos waved his hand, "And which one are you reading!" ”

"As for the one in your hand, didn't you say you haven't finished reading it yet?"

"Ahh There doesn't seem to be much to say other than ah.

The water master, who was still very brave in telling stories before, was once again confused by Murice.

Could it be that this book is going to put a foot between Chris and Muris Jr.? He is really miserable as cannon fodder!

"And Sergio, you know Torres well?"

"Fernando, of course it's familiar, what does it have to do with him?"

"Oh, I saw that the author said that he was a water trust party, and he shouted that the water master was a trust girl!"

"Uh-"

After a long time, I heard Shui Ye jumping to his feet.

"Little Muris, how much have you seen, and where are you!" He didn't even get it!

"You didn't say you didn't finish the rest of the rest, and you saw it when you turned it back."

"I don't believe it! It's impossible to see so much in just a few minutes. ”

"I see things very quickly."

“……”

"I don't think you're in the mood anymore, if you want to borrow me to take a look, I think it's pretty good." Well, little Mumu, and ...... Tobao? ”

"No." Ramos hugged his phone tightly, he had thousands of copies on it, and if little Muris knew that he had such a bad taste, he would not have the face to see him in the future.

It doesn't matter if Chris and Ricardo or the five fallen angels do, if Morris wants to go through the experience of heavenly thunder, he won't stop him, but there are countless reverse CPs between him and little Murice. Although he watched these with the original intention of watching these under the thunder, he just wanted to see if there was an author who had the same eye to reverse Xipi again.

But in the end, he was very disappointed.

He was already planning to delete these, and he was specifically looking for Ricardo and Chris to read the articles of the reverse CP. He had to balance his mind a little, or he wouldn't be able to let it go.

Murice didn't give up.

"You tell me the name, I'll search for it myself." As he spoke, Muurice pulled out his phone.

Shui Ye was nervous now, wouldn't he open the door to a terrifying new world when he searched like this?

He absolutely never let Muris see his stupidity in these texts!

"Little Murice, little Murice, don't." Ramos pounced and held Muris' hand. "It's the most time-wasting thing to watch this, and I usually turn off my phone." As he spoke, Ramos threw his mobile phone back and sincerely persuaded Murice: "I'm from the past, I've wasted a lot of training these days, so little Murice shouldn't follow my old path." Listen to me, forget about it, don't think about it again, you don't need to watch this, you just have to concentrate on training. ”

"I'm not addicted."

"That's not going to work, it hurts your eyes to read those e-books."

“…… I'm curious what is written in the book that makes you move so much. ”

In this case, Ramos turned his heart sideways, "In this way, in the future, little Muris will listen to whoever he wants, I have read all of this, and I will tell you specifically in the future." Is this the case? You don't need to use your eyes, you don't use your hands, you just have two ears, you can hear all the stories, how nice! ”

Muris nodded, it's really good.

"I still want to watch ...... quietly"

Ramos stamped, "Little Murice! You've never heard of my big brother before, and seeing that I've covered you so many times, you just let those go, don't touch it. ”

Ramos was as anxious as a monkey, and this time Muris nodded unexpectedly.

"Okay, you tell me."

"Yay!" Shui Ye jumped up happily, "My little Muris is finally willing to listen to me once-"

Ramos rolled onto the bed in intoxication, hugging the quilt and curling himself into a cocoon.

Muris looked at Ramos, who was rolling around on the bed, and suddenly smiled. 166 Reading Network