Chapter 6: The Fish in Water

Seeing that Youyu smashed at him like a mud bun, Wei Ya was separated/lacking in skill, turned sideways and slapped Youyu Chispic, then grabbed Youyu's arm and threw it behind him, opening his arms to protect Youyu, "Idiot, you should point a knife at your enemy." ”

"Which of you is not my enemy?" Youyu pointed at the three of them with a knife, retreated in a panic, behind him was the sound of beating and killing, he had no way to retreat, the smell of death became heavier and heavier, he was shocked that he had lost his proportion, and quickly changed his words, "I don't want to die, old captain, we are still friends, right?" ”

"At least for now." Yu Ya didn't trust the grass on the wall with fish.

Feng Danmiao sensed the delicate relationship between the two, took the opportunity to embed himself in the dirt, and then kicked a splash of mud and flew towards Wei Ya's eyes. The moment Wei Ya covered his eyes, Feng Danmiao quickly jumped towards Youyu, pulled Youyu's clothes and threw them straight onto a war horse next to him. Feng Danmiao then rode on his horse and fled, not forgetting to tell the military advisor to flee quickly.

Feng Danmiao was so fast that some fish didn't realize what was happening, and only felt that he had been "horizontally" on horseback. "Hero, I don't want to die, don't kill me, let me do anything!"

Feng Danmiao breathed a sigh of relief when she heard Youyu's plea for mercy, the most deadly soldier on the battlefield, now that the rebels' cowardly lord is in his own hands, he has two more chances of winning if he breaks out of the encirclement. "Don't be afraid, I won't kill you, I'll take you away."

"You're going to take me away?" A fish hugged the bumpy horse's back, and it always felt that something was wrong. When they meet each other, they are the leaders of the two armies, and they should be enemies in both sense. Youyu hesitated, but after thinking about it, this person is in a desperate situation and has to take himself away, regardless of his identity to save himself, what reason do he have to be hostile to others.

In reality, however, he had simply jumped from the tiger's den into the wolf's den.

Feng Danmiao hurriedly fled to the intersection, and was shocked by a tragic scene, the long ditch really became a deep pit for burying people, the rebels pushed the criminal soldiers into the long ditch, cast a net to detain the criminal soldiers in the ditch, and then smashed the boulder into the ditch, splashing blood and plasma, and the screams of the soldiers were piercing and terrifying. If there are fish who dare not look at it, it must be a haunting scene. Feng Danmiao was frightened, and then Wei Ya came with a horse chasing after him, and Feng Danmiao tightened the reins of the horse.

Several militiamen rushed towards Feng Danmiao with thick nets open, trying to drive him into the long ditch, but when they ran close and saw the clay man's hair crown behind Feng Danmiao, they judged that it was a fish, and immediately stopped moving. "You can't hurt the county magistrate!"

"Don't get out of the way yet!" Feng Danmiao roared angrily, scared off the militia, and left in a hurry, disappearing into the hazy rain curtain.

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"Childe, let's go back to the house and wait, God bless, they will definitely be able to win." Outside the hospital, the doorman held an umbrella for Shu Jin, and the two of them stood in the rain for three hours.

Under the pouring rain, the small paper umbrella was useless, Shu Jin was already soaked, and his clothes were even thinner against his sick body. Shu Jin stood still, and his brows were deeply furrowed under his paralyzed face. He thought he could care, but as time passed, he felt more and more tormented. The victory of the soldier is not expensive for a long time, and he loses the certainty of victory little by little. He watched, and for the first time felt like a village woman looking at the entrance of the village. He had never had such a panic except for the overthrow of the country. Shu Jin couldn't help coughing repeatedly, "Then why hasn't he come back yet?" ”

"This march to fight, let alone three hours, three days and three months is also possible, if the son is really worried, I will go down the mountain to inquire, you can stay in the house with peace of mind." The doorman was anxious for him.

"Then go and see."

The doorman answered, stuffed the umbrella into Shu Jin's hand, and was about to run down the mountain, just when Wei Ya drove back on horseback. The doorman was delighted: "You can count it back, the son is in a hurry." ”

Wei Ya shook his body and fell off his horse, and his whole body was covered with traces of blood and mud. Shu Jin ran over to help him up, "Go back to the house, you look weak." ”

Wei Ya breathed hard and shook his head weakly, "...... I was stabbed by a sealed dog, I'm afraid it's not good, I rushed back to ...... I want to meet you. ”

Shu Jin seemed to have been hit by a fatal blow, a tear mixed with rain from the corner of his eye, he didn't know what kind of colic was in his heart, he didn't have time to think too much, and ordered the doorman, "Carry him back quickly." ”

Wei Ya clutched his chest in pain, and weakly pushed the door opener, snuggling in Shu Jin's arms like a child, "I thought about avenging you, and you can laugh innocently like when you were a child... Just let me stay in your arms for the rest of my time..."

Shu Jin blinked and pursed his lips, there was no pain on his face, but his hands trembled uncontrollably, his face turned pale, and he subconsciously hugged Wei Ya. "As long as you have a breath left, I won't let you die."

"Can you smile..."Yu Ya weakly raised his hand and lifted the corners of Shu Jin's mouth up, but as soon as he let go, the corners of his mouth drooped, and Yu Ya exhaled in frustration, "If you are like this, I will die without blinking an eye." ”

"If you die, I... I will keep your tomb for the rest of your life. Shu Jin tried to squeeze out a smile, but he couldn't.

"Poof~" Wei Ya's reserve can no longer be controlled, there is a sentence from Shu Jin, he has nothing else to ask for in this life, he laughed loudly, and covered Shu Jin's forehead with his big palm, "Your brain didn't burn out today, can't you see that I'm pretending?" ”

Shu Jin realized that he had been fooled, and immediately put aside Wei Ya's body, and the sullenness in his heart spontaneously appeared. Wei Ya's mud-stained hand teased Shu Jin's nose, deliberately staining the mud on his clean face, warming his heart and smirking into a joke, "Haha... I just realized that you care so much about me. ”

Shu Jin was so angry that he ignored him, got up and walked to the house. Wei Ya followed up with the house, "You don't have to be unhappy if you demolish it, I'm really injured, okay?" ”

Wei Ya rolled up his sleeves, pointed to the knife mark on his arm with a centimeter of small cuts, and handed it to Shu Jin, "I didn't lie to you." ”

Shu Jin raised his hand to slap it, but was firmly grasped by Wei Ya's wrist. "Why are you beating me, I'm a person who has made a great contribution."

Shu Jin pointed at Wei Ya's eyebrows: "Wei Ya, I warn you, if you fool me as a child again, I will never spare you." ”

Wei Ya walked to the side and sat down boringly, picked up a pear and bit it in his mouth, and whispered, "You're not big." ”

Shu Jin couldn't hear what he muttered in a low voice, "What are you talking about, don't be unconvinced." ”

Wei Ya made a surrender appearance: "I obey, I throw myself to the ground." I mean the war was won, and none of the 5,000 Xing troops remained, but the guy was taken away by the dogs, and our people were still chasing. ”

"Why didn't you catch the dog?" Shu Jin hurriedly sat beside Yu Ya, staring at Yu Ya's eyes eagerly like a child waiting to hear a story.

"Want to know?" Seeing that Shu Jin was a lot more cute all of a sudden, Wei Ya deliberately sold Guanzi.

Shu Jin nodded sincerely, Wei Ya smiled in his heart, coughed a few times, and pretended to be a storyteller, "Anyway, I caught that fish to fight...... Uh, can you change out of your wet clothes first......"

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Night solstice, twilight four. Feng Danmiao fled to where she didn't know where to take Youyu, and was relieved to see that no one was chasing after her. The heavy rain has stopped, and there is no human population in sight in the barren mountains and mountains, only the sounds of snakes, insects, rats and ants can be heard everywhere. The weather after the heavy rain turned cold, and the wet clothes were cold to the bones, so cold that some fish couldn't help but shiver.

When he was in a hurry to escape, Youyu didn't have much consciousness, and when his heart gradually calmed down, he found that he had been holding the waist of the strange man in front of him tightly. Youyudun felt embarrassed and silently put down his hand to hold the saddle.

"Woke up?" Feng Danmiao felt the movement of the person behind her, and asked without being salty.

"No," Youyu sighed, "Where's it?" ”

"How do I know?" Feng Danmiao looked around, and then Moonlight saw an abandoned and dilapidated hut in front of her and drove over.

There is a fish body that can't withstand such torture, and he suffers from a cold, and a fierce cough sprays the snot on Feng Danmiao's shoulder, so embarrassed that he doesn't dare to squeak.

Feng Danmiao got off the horse, "There is a thatched hut, stay for one night, and then find a way out at dawn." ”

A fish dismounted and followed Feng Danmiao in, it was a narrow thatched hut covered with cobwebs, although it was a little dilapidated, but it could shelter from the wind and rain. Feng Danmiao found the flint and steel left in the clay pot by the owner of the thatched hut, and then lit the fire.

The flames lit the hut black. Youyu sat by the fire, and saw Feng Danmiao's picturesque side face through the light, he was like a statue of genius (Terracotta Warriors and Horses→_→), with a resolute man's pride, calm and steady. This is the third impeccable handsome appearance that Youyu saw two thousand years ago after Yu Ya and Shu Jin. In modern times, Shu Jin is like a school girl who is weak on the surface but dark on the inside, Wei Ya is like a rogue customer service who makes girls want to refuse and welcome, and Feng Danmiao is like a brave and fearless sunny young policeman.

Although he met him in Pingshui, Youyu was inexplicably down-to-earth, as if he could really take himself away.

Youyu quietly watched him with a surprising background, he unhurriedly untied his soaked armor and clothes, naked/exposed his vigorous upper body, which was almost perfect for a man's body, his arms were powerful, his waist was straight, the muscle texture on his back was artistically perfect curves, and his skin showed an attractive bronze color in the firelight. This is exactly the ideal body in Youyu's mind - a body that makes women fall in love with it, tremble, and flow of jade.

You can imagine that there are eight thick abs and amorous mermaid lines in front of him, and there are fish touching his belly, sighing when it is not belly...

However, Feng Danmiao's movements did not stop, until he took off to a trace / no / hanging! A statue of the statue is suddenly placed in front of me, and the fish is inexplicably reminded of the world-famous nude statue of David, a work of art that symbolizes enthusiasm, strength, and courage. Youyu seemed to smell the wild military breath on his body and felt his undulating and beating veins, subconsciously tightened his clothes, widened his eyes and bit his collar, how could he be instinctively inexplicably excited?

Feng Danmiao put the clothes she had taken off on the wooden pole and turned around......

Youyu immediately looked away at the flames, snorted hard, and his heart pounded as if he had violated the ban.

"If you don't take off your clothes and bake them, it's easy to catch a cold." Feng Danmiao had no intention of being good to Youyu, but it would be useful to please Youyu in the future, so he made a far-fetched gesture of concern.

"I don't have a runny nose anymore, anyway, I have a cold, and I don't want to take it off." Youyu lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the exhibitionist in front of him, thinking that the ancients might have been so unreserved.

Feng Danmiao glanced at Youyu, stretched out his hand to skim the hearts of those who had fish, and wiped a finger of unknown liquid, "You're not bleeding snot." ”

Youyu smiled stiffly and sniffed, "It's not snot." ”

"Nosebleeds."

Nosebleed...... What the! Nosebleed!