The sky is high and the clouds are light, and the sky is good. In order to celebrate Cen Huang's return, everyone decided to get drunk for three days and three nights. Cen Huang wore a fashionable dress and sat happily in the middle. The best fairy dew was placed on the table, and this batch of wine was stolen by Liuyu from his father's cellar wine cellar, and it was all cellared for hundreds of millions of years.

The sky was getting darker and darker, and at this time, an ugly woman appeared in front of her. Someone poked Cen Huang's ribs: "Hello, your daughter-in-law is here." ”

Cen Huang drank the lollipop in his eyes, gathered his eyes and took a look, why is it her again?

The pheasant demon walked straight towards him and said confidently, "Xiaolong, go, go with me." ”

Cen Huang's ass was very heavy, she didn't move at all when she sat in the chair, she looked at her drunkly, shook her head, why did she seem to be reading the file again? Didn't she humiliate me during the day, and I shouldn't have the face to come again, right?

The pheasant grabbed one of his ears and forcibly lifted him up from his seat: "Look at you like you're drunk, do you take everything I usually tell you in a deaf ear?" Come home and see if I don't beat you! ”

Cen Huang grinned in pain: "I said eldest sister, I really don't know you, okay!" Are you in the dark? Why do you harass me so often? There are so many people here, why do you rely on me? ”

The pheasant demon said sharply: "I am still aggrieved when I marry a gangster husband like you!" Every day I worry about you, and if you don't mention your face for a day, you will regain your rogue nature! All day long I only know how to eat and drink, and I don't do anything serious! I wanted to don't want you anymore! ”

Cen Huang said: "Don't be self-conscious, okay?" I can't marry you, and besides, this prince hasn't had enough fun. ”

The pheasant demon said fiercely: "I am not worthy of you except for being ugly, you say!" ”

Cen Huang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst into a burst of laughter. The pheasant slapped him in the face in a fit of rage.

Cen Huang's delicate, fleshy hand touched the porcelain-like skin: "This prince has never been beaten when he is so big......

Friends exchanged glances, and now there is a good show.

The pheasant said: "In the past, your brother always protected you, and he was punished for you as soon as you got into trouble, so you have no fear, you are used to being like this because you owe a beating!" Today, I will teach you a good lesson for your father and your brother, and let you know that you know how good your wife is! ”

Cen Huang's face was a little red, he blinked innocently, and asked everyone: "How do you say that the crown prince should take revenge for this?" ”

Friends said, "If you want to cry, we won't stop you from reading;." ”

Cen Huang suddenly opened his mouth and cried, wiping his tears with both hands, and the tears flew to the faces of his friends. Everyone understands him quite well, in the heavenly realm, whether it is a god or a ghost, hundreds of millions of years old at every turn, tens of thousands of years old are teenagers, and more than a thousand years old are young children, so Cen Huang is still a young child, and he has been the pride of heaven since he was a child, how can he stand this kind of grievance.

After about a quarter of an hour of work in the world, the slug Cen Huang finally turned from a howl to a chok, wiping his nose and saying intermittently: "I, tell you...... Sue my dad! ”

"Hmph, go ahead, your father will definitely add two more slaps when he sees you like a bear!" Pheasant Demon.

Cen Huang is a little convinced, wrong, is absolutely convinced, his father will definitely do that. So he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Well, then I'll sue you...... Sue my brother! ”

"You go, you go, you'd better go now!"

The pheasant demon expected that he would not be able to go to Cen Feng, that is to say, no one in the heavenly realm gave him a head, because Cen Huang was the first in the heavenly realm, if he didn't have the title of the second prince, even a little golden fairy would dare to slap him, plus he was not angry, and none of his friends would help him, each only seeking self-preservation, and who was willing to kick the field in this kind of good show, so her husband Cen Huang was actually a poor worm who seemed to be high.

Cen Huang calculated in his heart, instead of making Cen Feng's mask of fake benevolence and righteousness that has not changed for ten thousand years disgusting and vomiting for ten days and ten nights, it is better to let this ugly monster slap twice and cry twice. He suddenly realized that in addition to pretending to be the second wife of the self-proclaimed god emperor, he was actually strong and dry, and his stomach was full of grass, and it was still a withered yellow little withered grass that lacked sunlight and nutrients. But...... If you marry a daughter-in-law, you will have a backer if you encounter this situation in the future, right? Thinking of this, he made up his mind to marry a strong daughter-in-law.

Now the pheasant demon is not reluctant, the big guy has to disperse, Cen Huang was carried home by the pheasant demon by the neck, the wine banquet is scattered, a good show has just begun, and friends secretly follow them to Cen Huang's house.

Cen Huang came to the kitchen to take a look, why did a huge double bathtub appear? When did I tell them to change to a square? He summoned the acolytes, who had just finished their work, to question him about it.

The attendants said: "You said that removing the big iron pot will become the prototype of a bathtub, and it is natural for the round pot to be changed into a square bathtub, don't you want to take a mandarin duck bath with the crown princess?" ”

Cen Huang glared at this behemoth angrily: "Did the master say that he was going to take a mandarin duck bath?" ”

The acolytes said, "In your old style, this is self-evident. ”

"Don't use your imagination everywhere, okay!"

The pheasant said: "Okay, okay, everyone has been busy for a day, since it has been changed to this, then so be it." ”

"It's still the mother who is more considerate of the next liao." I don't know which god said what was in his heart.

Cen Huang was furious when he heard this: "Who is this ugly monster of yours!?" ”

"Who do you say? Say it again—"

The pheasant demon raised her hand to stroke her hair, Cen Huang thought she was going to slap him again, and squeaked and slipped behind the bathtub. Cen Huang said to himself: The world is really chaotic, if I dare to proclaim myself the second prince, someone will dare to proclaim myself the crown princess. Friends fluttered, fluttered, fluttered outside the window, and each one made their faces as happy as monkey butts.

After Cen Huang went to accept the bed demolition project, as soon as he entered the door, he saw a ground shop similar to a tatami mat, it turned out that they removed all the parts that could be removed, and finally left a bed base that was too heavy to move and put it like that, the key is that the space in the room is still occupied and has not become wider at all.

Cen Huang couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "How can this be reasonable, why is this bed dismantled halfway and left alone?" If you want to be lazy, don't leave such a big thing for me to see at a glance! ”

The servant said: "Your Highness is angry, Your Highness doesn't know, the base of this bed is made of diamond, and there is no substance in the world that can cut it, so it can only be dismantled to this Cheng dù, Your Highness don't worry about it, if you want to take it out, it's actually not impossible." ”

Cen Huang suppressed his anger and asked, "What's the way, you can talk about it." ”

"Tear down the house."

Hiccup~~ Cen Huang blinked his eyes and looked at them like a diorama: "In order to make room for the house, I asked you to dismantle the bed and move it, but you told sù that I had to demolish the house to move the bed, and I asked you to demolish the house, and you said that you had to demolish the dormitory to move the house, and I asked you to demolish the dormitory, and then you said that you had to demolish the entire Yinhuang Palace to move the dormitory, didn't you?" ”

The acolytes analyzed it and said, "Is there any other way?" ”

"Why don't you just tear me down?"

Cen Huang is going crazy. The acolytes trembled with fright from his frenzied expression, but their friends outside the window laughed and sobbed.

The pheasant demon hugged his elbows with a resigned expression: "Actually, it's good to sleep on tatami mats, as long as the floor in the house is raised and the tatami mats are flat, won't the room naturally become wider?" Hehe, you men are so stupid. ”

The gods clapped their hands together: "Niang Niang Gaojian!" It's great, I don't have to be a migrant worker anymore, I don't have to pick an axe, I don't have to hold a drill, I don't have to wear a gas mask, I don't have to climb scaffolding......"

The pheasant demon asked, "What do you think?" ”

Cen Huang stared at the pheasant demon with gold stars in his eyes, and a mouthful of black blood spurted out. As a result, since then, Cen Huang's family has had a double bathtub and a tatami mat. The pheasant demon stayed there as a matter of course. And every time Cen Huang goes out to play, the pheasant demon follows behind his ass, the male is long, the male is short, and over time, Cen Huang will get used to it, and he will no longer be powerless to struggle.

Cen Huang thought that such days would last until the second half of his life, but whether he believed it or not, the pheasant's life was only the last few days.

One morning, Cen Huang went out as usual, but the pheasant demon didn't follow him, he walked and walked, always feeling that something was missing today, holding his hat, brushing his hair, shaking his head, rubbing his nose, everything was still there, a qiē was normal, how could he feel that something was wrong. He suddenly looked back, wow wow wow, there was nothing!

"Suddenly no one is following and I'm a little unaccustomed to it, that ugly woman must have overslept, roar!" He walked on the road talking to himself, his eyes glanced at the goddess who came and went from his side from time to time, and his heart was very beautiful, this is my sister, this is my aunt, this is my aunt, this is my grandmother, this is my grandmother......

Friends gathered at the old place, and Luo Wei said, "Hey, look! ”

Chige asked, "What are you looking at?" ”

"Cen Huang came out alone today."

Liuyu said: "Really! ”

Liyan said, "Okay! ”

Sihu said, "Let's go, go over and ask what's going on." ”

Everyone asked Cen Huang curiously: "Why are you yourself?" Did the little couple quarrel? ”

Cen Huang blushed: "Don't fool you, who is the little couple with whom;!" ”

"Don't look at you and don't admit it, but you've accepted the reality in your heart, right? Right? Right? ”

"Go, go, go! Holy! ”

Liuyu said: "Then why did you come out alone today?" ”

Cen Huang thought about it and felt a little suspicious: "I don't know ......"

Liyan fanned the wind with his sleeve: "Alas! There are no pheasants today, so I don't know what to play! ”

"yes, it's not interesting without her."

"Why didn't she come? It can't be angry, right? ”

"Second Highness, you go back and call her out, okay?"

Cen Huang was also wondering in his heart, yes, why did he feel so bored. Mom, I'm not used to her, am I? Please, don't be so funny, what's so good about being an ugly bastard. No, I'm still bored. Oh it doesn't matter, go back and see, maybe, she's secretly playing with others at home, hum!

Cen Huang pretended to be very reluctant and said: "It's really okay to take you, what's so good about being an ugly bastard, oops, forget it, I'll go back and call her out, really!" As he spoke, he turned around and walked back, but for some reason he was always up and down.

Everyone shouted at him from afar: "Then we can wait for you - hurry up!" ”

"Got it, got it!" Cen Huang didn't look back, and waved his sleeves back, but he didn't expect that this was the last time he hurriedly said goodbye to his friends.

When he returned home and found that the door was still half-open and half-hidden when he walked by himself, a sense of foreboding rose from the bottom of his heart, and he quickly ran into the room with tatami mats, and saw the pheasant lying on the ground softly, his face as pale as a bluestone slab.

He pounced on her and shook her arm: "Ugly! What's wrong with you? ”

The pheasant demon did not move, and even her eyelashes no longer trembled.

"You're not going to die, are you?" Cen Huang's nasal cavity was sour, and she was about to cry when she lay on her.

At this time, the pheasant had just woken up from a deep coma and pulled his hair with his stiff hands. Cen Huang was very clever, and found that her eyelids were moving, and her lips were trembling slightly: "Xiaolong...... I'm so thirsty......"

Cen Huang wiped away his tears and said happily: "You wait, I'll pour water for you!" ”

The pheasant slowly opened his eyes, and a weak smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Thank you." ”

Cen Huang ran to the kitchen, since the failure of the bathtub renovation project, he smashed the pots and pans in the kitchen in a fit of anger, and it was too difficult to find a complete cup at this time, so he had to use a concave ceramic shard to hold some water.

The pheasant demon drank a little water and felt much better.

Cen Huang asked, "Why don't you tell me if you're sick?" I'll go and ask you for Langzhong. ”

The pheasant demon said: "I am not sick, Lang Chinese medicine is sick but cannot cure my life." Xiaolong, I'm running out of time, don't play anymore, okay, why do you suddenly pretend you don't know me? I won't let you do what you don't want to do for me, and I won't let you do anything for me that is beyond your ability. Is it okay to stop playing now? I'm dying, can this game be over? ”

Cen Huang wondered in her heart - she couldn't even catch her breath, why did she say something I didn't understand?

He asked, "Then why did you become like this?" You're not old, how can you say that if you die, you will die? ”

At this moment, the pheasant demon had already guessed that he had been brainwashed and lost his memory, maybe this was the best ending, so she didn't tell him why, but just leaned her head lightly on his shoulder: "Xiaolong, I want to die in your arms, is it okay?" ”

"Yes, reads;." Cen Huang thought, even if she is ugly, she can endure it for a while, after all, she is about to die.

The pheasant said: "Before, I thought you didn't like me to follow you every day, so I waited for you at home every day, but these days I found out that in fact, you are willing to let me follow you, I am so stupid, I wasted a lot of time with you." ”

Although Cen Huang didn't want to admit it, he really felt that he couldn't play without her, so he didn't speak and listened blankly.

The pheasant demon said again: "I thought that three years would be a long time, enough to fight with your ears and temples, but in fact, three years is so short, I didn't have time to take a good look at you, I'm afraid that after I die, I will forget your appearance in the dark world, the only thing I'm afraid of is this." ”

"I look like this, you've seen it all, there's no flaw, so it's not easy to remember, but you just need to remember that I'm the most beautiful man in the Three Realms."

The pheasant demon raised its eyelids with difficulty and looked at him: "Xiaolong, can you kiss me?" ”

"Forget it, I don't like kissing the most."

The pheasant demon said with some disappointment: "Then it is not reluctant. ”

"But for your skeak's sake, that ...... Okay~" Cen Huang closed his eyes, held his breath, and kissed her with an extremely painful expression, only for about five seconds, he was a little sick to his stomach, and quickly separated.

The pheasant demon smiled: "After being married for so long, I now know that you don't like kissing, it turns out that you have always endured it and not said it." ”

"It's not that I don't like kissing, it's that I don't like kissing with ugly monsters like you, don't you know that I have a nickname called 'His Highness the Second Divine Spirit'?"

The pheasant demon nodded: "I heard about it when I was in my mother's house, but after I got married, I asked you, and you said that it was not your nickname, you said that it was the nickname of Liuyu." ”

"Liuyu?!"

The pheasant demon hurriedly said, "Maybe I'm mistaken. ”

"Well, you must be misremembering...... Hey? Did I know you before? ”

The pheasant said: "It seems that there is still a lot I don't know about you, but I believe that it is all your white lie." ”

"I'm a liar, and I never mind being kind or malicious."

The pheasant demon said: "Xiaolong, in fact, you are a good husband, I have never regretted marrying you, for you, I die without regrets." ”

"Wait, don't die yet, that, you always call me Xiaolong, why is that?"

"There's no why, I like to call it that......"

"Wait, wait, ugly, you have a lot to hide from me, don't you? Isn't that right? ”

"......" The pheasant's head slid down the ground