71. 071. Kari didn't have a penny
Lu Feng thought that this little tiger would work hard for a while to make himself lower for three generations in a row, and said that he would make an offering to himself every year, and he was worried that this kid would also say something to Lin Miaoke, so he smiled and said, "She, you just call her sister!" ”
Xiaohuzi didn't get the answer she wanted, she was a little dissatisfied, and was about to continue, but the village chief suddenly pulled her aside: "The adults are here to talk about business, don't make do with your mother here!" ”
Xiaohuzi was a little unconvinced, and muttered, "Where did I make do with it?" I'm down to business, too! I want to know the name of that beautiful sister, and I also kowtow to her every year and make offerings to her! ”
Lu Feng saw that he didn't want Xiaohuzi to say what he didn't want Xiaohuzi to say, and he was even more worried that something would come out of this kid's mouth that he didn't want to hear, so he smiled at him and said, "Xiaohuzi, let's talk about buying a hotel first, and I'll talk to you when we have time!" As he spoke, he took out the bank card that Lin Miaoke handed over to him, handed it to the village chief and said, "The money is all here, you go to the bank to get it!" ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, all the people focused on the bank card in the village chief's hand, in fact, many of them had never seen a bank card, let alone how to use it! I heard Lu Feng say that 10 million is on this card, and let them take this card to the bank to withdraw the money, and they don't believe anything. The man named Lao Zhang couldn't help but be curious, and said: "More than 10 million is mostly a pile high, this, how can this small piece of paper contain 10 million?" Even this piece of paper is really a cornucopia of treasures, and I can't see the opening, and if I don't open the mouth, where does the money come from? ”
Lu Feng is the first time to hear someone say that withdrawing money with a card is this way of taking money, it is really a bit ridiculous, and was about to explain, but the village chief reprimanded Lao Zhang: "You Lao Zhang, this is a bank card, not a piece of paper, not a cornucopia, don't be nonsense if you don't know, make people laugh!" ”
Lao Zhang grinned, still very skeptical, and said, "Then take this card to the bank, and people can give us money?" ”
One person in the crowd said: "It depends on whether there is money in this card, if there is money, let alone 10 million, 35 million people will give it; But if you don't have money, they won't give you a penny! ’
Lao Zhang looked carefully at the bank card in the village chief's hand, scratched his head, and didn't see the reason, so he couldn't help but say: "Don't say 10 million in this card, why can't I see a single dollar?" ”
Some people in the crowd couldn't help laughing and said, "Lao Zhang, you are really a living treasure!" If you can see it, you can open a bank at home! ”
Lao Zhang seemed to suddenly come to his senses and said: "That's the case, his mother's card is really powerful, he can put 10 million in his stomach, where is there such a card, let's find a few!" ”
Hearing Lao Zhang say this, a young man in the crowd smiled and said: "There are many such cards in the bank, Lao Zhang, you only need to bring your ID card to the bank, tell someone, and they will open one for you!" ”
Lao Zhang's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he hurriedly said, "You kid don't lie to me? ”
The young man said, "Why are you lying to you! ”
Lao Zhang's face flushed with excitement and said, "Then I'll go home now to get my ID card and go to the bank to open one!" ”
The young man smiled and said, "Go, go, by the way, take my aunt's ID card, you both open one, one for each person!" ”
Lao Zhang was still a little worried, so he asked again: "If we open this card, the bank will give us money?" ”
The young man wanted to speak, but was scolded fiercely by the village chief: "Jiang Xiaofeng, what the hell are you doing with your old Uncle Zhang?" Glared at Lao Zhang again, "Your old Zhang's head has also become a pig urine cell!" If there really is such a good thing, this bastard boy would have run to your head a long time ago, and it will be your turn? ”
Only then did Lao Zhang realize that he was being played by that person as a monkey, and he opened his mouth and scolded: "You bastard bastard, fucking make Lao Tzu happy, see if Lao Tzu doesn't teach you a good lesson!" ”
The village chief frowned when he heard this, and hurriedly shouted: "Lao Zhang, don't you mess around, can't you see what you're doing now?" People are so big, can they grow two brains? ”
The village chief's reprimand, Lao Zhang also understood what the most important thing was now, grinned twice, and honestly stopped talking.
Lu Feng smiled and said, "Go quickly!" There are still sixty or seventy kilometers to the city, and the bank will be closed if you go late! ”
The village chief took the card, looked at it again and again, and seemed to want to say something, but he couldn't say it, but he refused to leave. Lu Feng was looking strange, but Jiang Xiaofeng shouted: "I said Brother Lu Feng, don't be angry if you say something!" ”
Lu Feng looked at Jiang Xiaofeng puzzled, and smiled: "Brother Jiang, just say it!" ”
Jiang Xiaofeng touched his head, and said a little embarrassedly: "Brother Lu Feng, we are rough people, we won't beat around the bush when we speak, just say what you have, you, do you have 10 million in this card?" Or is there no money at all? To be honest, I've seen a lot of bank cards, but how come I've never seen such a bank card before? Besides, you gave us 10 million at once in this hotel, how can we not believe anything like a dream! ”
As soon as Jiang Xiaofeng said this, the crowd suddenly exploded like a frying pan, and they all started talking. One person said, "That's right, this is a good thing, isn't it?" It's so good, we can't fucking believe it! This, can there be such a good thing in this world? ”
Another person also said: "He, he just gave us a card, and we don't know if there is money in it or not." If we go like this, we will run to the bank for more than 100 miles, and if we don't have money, won't we run away in vain? If you can't get the money, you have to take the fare back and forth, so it's not worth it! ”
Another person then said: "It's a trivial matter to catch the fare, if the people in the bank think we are cheating money and call the police, maybe the police will arrest us all!" ”
Lu Feng heard that they were talking more and more outrageous, and didn't give him a chance to speak, so he interrupted them with a smile and said, "Don't worry about this, there is definitely money in this card, you just have to rest assured to get it!" ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, someone in the crowd shouted: "Then you will go with us to get the money?" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "Don't tell you, it's really inconvenient for us to go!" We'll tell you the password, so go on your own! ”
The village chief looked at Lu Feng, exhaled deeply, and said, "Brother Lu Feng, it's not that we don't believe you, it's really too outrageous!" You gave us this card, and we can withdraw 10 million at the bank, which, we really can't believe it! Brother, just say a word, how much money is in this card? ”
Lu Feng originally thought that this matter was really a simple matter, but he didn't expect it to become so complicated, and he couldn't help but smile bitterly. was about to speak, but he heard Lin Miaoke upstairs shouting: "I'll tell you the truth, there is not a penny in that card!" ”