Chapter 47: Three in one
After Gu Mengmeng followed the crowd and turned two passages, she finally came to a hall! This large hall is about 200 square meters, with several tables and chairs, and the ingredients of various nutrients are played on the walls in a loop, which can be divided into four categories: normal people, pregnant husbands, young children, and infant nutrition. Nutrients for normal people are further divided into two categories: adult and elderly.
Standing in the middle of the hall, she said loudly, "Do you know what you're going to do when you come to the School of Nursing?" ”
Everyone shook their heads, and Zhu Shu turned around, shook his head and said, "Generally speaking, in your group, it would be very good to have eight ~ nine people who are engaged in this related profession after graduation!" Most of the rest will marry directly and then have offspring; The remaining small part will be engaged in occupations that are slightly related to this profession, such as logistics work! The last ones went on to other occupations. You might say, who said we would get married and have children as soon as we graduated, if I'm not mistaken—no more than 20 percent of your people come from nurseries, right? I don't need to say more about where the remaining 70 or 80 percent of the students come from, right? ”
Everyone's faces froze, and the words they originally wanted to refute were silently swallowed back into their stomachs. Yes, and how could their father allow himself to go out to work? It's not that the conditions at home are bad! What's more, the higher the working system of the Federation, the stricter it will be on the higher planet! How could his father and father be willing to go out and suffer by themselves?
"You may say that if we all know that this is going to be the end result, why do we have to work so hard to graduate? As long as you have been mixed up all these years, when the time comes, it will not be the same to get married? Tenant Shu looked at the people with different faces and said slowly, "But since you have been assigned to me, I will not let you go into a mess!" After all, if you have to stay in school for so many years and haven't learned some real skills, are you embarrassed to say that you have gone to nursing school? Now, put away your thoughts! Watch this video carefully, and then think about it carefully, whether you want to learn this major or not! ”
Dianshu took out his small stick, and the void slidied, and the three-dimensional image looping on the wall turned off instantly. On the wall on the right, a full-screen stereoscopic projection appears.
First the baby croaks and falls to the ground, and then the machine person picks up the baby and switches to the baby being placed in a small bed, side by side with many other babies. The camera zoomed in, and the baby's gum-baring smile deeply shocked the people present, and even the unhappiness just now seemed to be erased by this innocent smile, which made people soft from the inside out!
Suddenly, the little ~ face that was still smiling turned Zou, the little nose moved slightly, and then the brows were furrowed, the mouth was slightly open, the eyes were closed, the face suddenly turned red, and the half-loud "wow-" cried out! The waving little fists, the swollen red face, and the falling golden beans all tightly held the psychology of the people present. The boy standing in the front row almost couldn't help but want to step forward and hug the little baby, but when the outstretched hand was about to touch the projection, he realized that it was just a video projection, and put it down.
Immediately followed by the feeding of the machine qì people, the machine qì people are machine qì people after all, it has no human emotions, no heart, and will only follow the procedure. Therefore, no matter how good the design is, how perfect the program is, it will always not meet the needs. The machine qì people in the video only know how to feed the little baby, and the little baby is obviously choked and cried, and it still feeds the baby half a tube of nutrients according to the program. The people who watched it couldn't wait to directly smash those machines.
And then in the next video, someone finally appeared! Everyone's hearts were relieved, thinking that this little baby would not suffer because of these machines! But is it really that simple and over? No, I saw the teenager in the video wearing a full set of isolation gowns, and then feeding the baby carefully and patiently, and the baby was not crying. The teenager in the video also wiped the baby ~ and was busy until late at night. This qiē looks so smooth, and the picture of the young man feeding is so beautiful - this beauty only lasts until the second half of the night! Because newborns need enough sleep not long after birth, the baby sleeps when he is full, and eats when he wakes up, while the baby in the video squints for a while when he falls asleep, and the baby wakes up when the boy wakes up. However, the boy did not sleep as well as a baby, and he basically did not fall asleep all day, so in the middle of the night, the boy could not hold back and fell asleep, and even the cry of the baby did not wake him.
At this time, the disgusted machine appeared again, and after feeding the baby, he stepped aside. Seeing this scene, the people present were sad, but they were not so repulsive. And this is just the beginning, and three of the babies in the teenager's care have persistent high fevers! The little baby cried distressingly, and the teenager helplessly asked for help from the doctor, but the doctors in the scientific research institute were helpless, and the little baby was more strict when fed with various genetic drugs, and even began to become dehydrated! The teenager was almost day and night with the three feverish babies, and burst into tears all day long, but in the end, only one of the three babies with a high fever survived, and the teenager cried ~ like a human, holding the surviving baby and not letting go, even when it came to the specified time, he was unwilling to leave the baby, and he was unwilling to leave the nursery to go back to school. After many days of careful care, he has already treated the baby as his own! It is conceivable that when he was forcibly dragged away in this situation, the boy's whole body collapsed.
This has happened quite a few times in the past. Therefore, the light brain instructed the nursery hall to be taken care of by the machine, supplemented by the students! And one person should not be responsible for the baby in one area for too long to avoid unnecessary trouble. After this instruction came down, the situation really improved a lot, but a new problem came again, due to the short time of changing the strange baby, which made the students often not fully adapt, so they were often in a hurry, and it was at this time that the school proposed to open a nursing school specializing in tutoring young children. Vigorously encourage education to choose this major, after all, after educating people is to marry and have children, so that they can not only help the federal care of newborns during the study period but also learn how to take care of newborns correctly, and in the future, educating people to give birth to children themselves will not be in a hurry. The most important point is that the federation attaches great importance to future generations, and it attaches great importance to the family of the producer whether or not to choose a nursing school and what is the final graduation grade, after all, this is related to the 'quality' of the growth of the next generation!
The three-dimensional projection of the text gradually dimmed, and just when everyone thought that this heart-wrenching picture was about to end, the projection lit up in an instant! This is in the home of an ordinary citizen of the Federation, a husband and wife are happily teasing the little baby, because the husband and wife are both on the right side of the small bed, when the two are teasing the little baby, the little baby is chasing the husband's gaze, and the body has unconsciously become lying on its side. Immediately after receiving the text message in the video, the father of the baby went to buy nutrient solution and clothes for the baby after teasing him for a while. Leaving the little baby alone to stretch out his hand and want to grab ~ as if he was holding something, "pop, pop" The little baby finally fell asleep in the posture he had just after finding that there was no one on the right. In the evening, when the baby's father came back to feed him, he found that he couldn't wake up the baby, and when he found that the baby had been suffocated and died for a long time.
The three-dimensional projection continued to play, and everyone present had red eyes and choked up without making a sound. Gu Mengmeng watched this video in shock, although he also thought that this world was different from the world he was in in terms of 'quality', but he didn't expect that the deviation would be so big! It doesn't matter if the baby is born from a man, it is actually taken care of by the machine qì people when it comes out of life, and this is not too big an impact for Gu Mengmeng, a native of the earth!
Gu Mengmeng's mind was barraged with a lot of questions: Is this really no problem? The machine qì people are hard ~ Bang ~ Bang will only follow the procedure and can take good care of the baby? Look at a lot of babies in this video -- is the federal birth rate based on the survival rate of the baby?
Gu Mengmeng was shocked, looking at her hands in disbelief, she just wanted to choose a major that was relatively close to her old profession, how could it be linked to life?
It's been three full minutes since the video was over, and even the sound of snorting could be heard clearly in the empty hall. The crowd hung their heads, revealing only the hair on the top of their heads. After a long time, Tsukuya sighed in her voice, "Why do you think the Federation with such a high level of technology has so few newborns?" The more advanced the status, the more complex the genetic map of a person, and the embryo that is artificially cultivated is not necessarily a live fetus, and the vast majority of them are stillborns. The more complex the genes, the harder they are to replicate, but none of them can be difficult for those science maniacs! If it doesn't work once, come a few more times! There will always be one or two successes that late! Finally, the embryo was successfully conceived, but it died on the way to growth! The ancients were right, the degree is too difficult, but it can't go ordinary! At the beginning, too many people thought they had a queen, but it turned out to be empty joy! Some older people can't stand such joys and sorrows and go like this! Later, the light brain counted the values and decisively ordered that the newborn must be placed in a specific area and raised until three months before it could be transferred. During this period, the situation of the newborn cannot be revealed, so there is no hope and no hope! Later, the situation finally stabilized! These things should not be told to you, but as your teachers, as the hardworking gardeners of the Federation, you must know what you are carrying! Only then will you not be fooled! will face up to their profession and think twice before making every decision! Hi! I've said what I should have said, and I've said what I shouldn't! Whether you want to study seriously and how you do it is up to you! ”
The faces of the students present were hideous, as if they saw their future, and they regretted that they had not learned these skills well to create the current picture; It's as if I see that I am that teenager, and the baby I worked so hard to take care of is gone
Gu Mengmeng clenched her fists, looked at the people who didn't say a word, and then looked at Dianshu, who was almost on fire after pulling the thread, as if she had made a lot of determination, and stood up with a "whoosh-" sound. stared at Tsu Shu viciously, and said with a hideous face, "I—I must be good." Learn this major seriously! Even if I have to get married after I graduate! As long as I can have a clear conscience during my time in school! ”
Seeing Gu Mengmeng stand up, Abu followed in a panic, raised his head, and tried his best not to tremble in his voice, "I, I will also work hard not to regret it!" ”
With the first person standing up, there will be a second, so is the third and fourth still far away?
"I'll work hard too! Graduate? Hmph, it's still too early to graduate! ”
"That's it! Besides, if I could see so many babies, it would be a blessing for me! ”
"I'm against using a machine to take care of a baby anyway, what will a machine person do? Hmph~ It's not according to the program yet! It's very rigid, and there's no temperature at all! How do babies feel warm? ”
Next, everyone had a heated discussion on how bad the machine qì people are. Gu Mengmeng breathed a sigh of relief, she could finally retire, and just as she was about to go to Abu, she turned her head and saw Teacher Dianshu staring at her with a smile. Gu Mengmeng's conditioned chrysanthemum ~ Hua Yi tightened up her big ~ legs and rushed into the crowd.
"Okay, now is not the time to argue about this, let's first familiarize ourselves with some utensils, this is a fish gelatin glove, ultra-thin and close to the skin. It does not have any restraint on the hands, but can isolate the bacteria on the hands. This is a baby model, and there are fifty simulated baby models here, and these babies have a sensor system on their skin, and they will cry when the force on their hands is too heavy. That's it! As he spoke, Dianshu pinched the baby's face, and the baby's face instantly turned red, grinned, and cried out in about two or three seconds, "Wow~", so pitiful.
Everyone grew their mouths in surprise, obviously frightened by the cry of the simulated baby. "Another point is that the baby has a 200 ml container in his belly, but you can only feed about 50 ml at a time, and if it exceeds 50 ml, the baby will spit out the nutrient solution and then cry again. Well, I forgot to mention that your content this month is to learn how to feed the baby, how to hold the baby correctly, and the daily score is calculated according to the number of times the baby cries! For example, if a baby cries for 100 points a day, 10 points will be deducted for a small baby's crying! The final score is the sum of the points you get each day for the month, divided by the number of days, and averaged. Well? It seems that some people have scored negative points in the past! So keep up with it! Don't be discouraged! Something to find the squad leader! The squad leader will definitely help you solve it! Today's table is still good, so it won't be counted in the score! So now you can feel the doll for yourself! Tenant Shu said that his right hand was bowed, smiled cheaply, and quickly squatted down, gesturing in a cheering posture.
All:
Gu Mengmeng:
Throughout the afternoon, Gu Mengmeng's ears were filled with all kinds of cries, and Gu Mengmeng felt that her whole person was about to explode!
"Squad, squad leader! I—I won't hold a baby! What to do? He cried so much! ”
"Squad leader, squad leader! I, I just did what you said, fed the baby water, and now he, he pees! Wow~ still pee on me! Woo~"
"Squad leader, squad leader! Wow~ He kept crying, I, I wanted to cry too! Woo~Woo~"
"Meng Meng ~ little baby! The baby's head is going to fall off."
"Squad leader! Oh no~"
Gu Mengmeng: Tat is so tired, please let it go!
In this way, the most soy sauce teacher in history appeared on the first day of school, and Gu Mengmeng was fully responsible for the students in the class for the next month, which is really a father and a mother! Fortunately, Gu Mengmeng still has been a teacher! It's just that this student has changed to a slightly larger IQ - ahem, it's not much different.
Except for the first day, the scene was really chaotic, the simulated baby crying was noisy enough, but I didn't expect the students in the class to cry in a hurry, and several people had the posture of fighting whose voice was loud. Gu Mengmeng was really miserable after class on the first day, and it was Abu who dragged Gu Mengmeng to the dormitory. After a little experience the next day, except for the fact that he didn't hold his neck when he first started to hold the baby, the baby's head tilted to the side and cried incessantly, so he was deducted a lot of points, and everything else was fine, and he was not noisy all afternoon like yesterday.
In this way, a month has passed, and Gu Mengmeng and Abu can now skillfully hold up the baby with one hand and feed them with the other. And the points deducted at the end of the day are controlled within 30 points, that is to say, at the end of the day, in addition to feeding, it is not very possible to control the amount of babies crying, and other aspects are already handy. This day is the last day of the one-month period, and the recharge authority on the personal terminal has been swiped, and the teacher still did not appear, but sent a spreadsheet. The dense spaces are six pages long, all about the ingredients and who are used for the various nutrient solutions that are looped on the walls.
"Heh~" Gu Mengmeng laughed softly, knowing that this old thing will definitely pit us quietly, I have already been prepared!
Gu Mengmeng forwarded the test sent by Dianshu to everyone, and instructed everyone to consciously fill it out and click submit directly after writing.
Sitting in the office, the tenant looked at the picture from the monitor and nodded with satisfaction, what a teachable child! Having such a capable squad leader really has to live for several more years!
The people who filled in the blanks didn't know that they had easily received their credits. It was only when this was a sudden attack by the teacher, so Gu Mengmeng, who asked them to recite this nutrient ingredient and the applicable population, would definitely not remember such a small detail if they were to be the class leader themselves.
After the last person handed in the answer, two urgent text message prompts sounded, which are specially set up for school teachers and system notifications, in order to be able to see the text message at the first time and not miss any important information. Gu Mengmeng took the lead in opening the newsletter: Dear students, your performance has been very good in the past month, and I have seen it in my eyes and put it in my heart! It is said that it is a whole month to raise soldiers for a thousand days, and it's time to take you to that place! Meet in the classroom tomorrow morning at seven o'clock! Don't be late! - Love your teacher, Tsukushu!
Gu Mengmeng:
Abu: "Love your teacher, Tsushuri! Meng Meng ~ Teacher, what are you asking us to do? I've just learned how to hold a baby! Why do you have to change places so soon? ”
"That's right! Monitor! I—I still want to practice more! I, I, I"
"What are you, I'll tell you! Squad leader, do you know where you're going tomorrow? Is there any grapevine? Can you tell us first? So let's get ready! ”
Gu Mengmeng looked at the classmate who had to retreat and finally had to stretch out her hand to resist it, "Classmate, calm down, the text message I received is exactly the same as yours!" If you want to come to Mr. Dianshu, this arrangement naturally has his own reason! So let's do what the teacher wants! Don't be late tomorrow morning! Then if you don't have anything to do, let's get out of class! Everyone pack up their things and disperse, go back and have a good night's rest, and remember to refuel tomorrow morning! ”
Early the next morning, Gu Mengmeng quickly washed up, poured a tube of nutrient solution on herself and Abu, and dragged Abu, who was still in a daze, to the classroom.
Gu Mengmeng: When they arrived, the electronic roll call was already working there, Gu Mengmeng pinched Abu's face, let the electronic roll call list be scanned, and then sat in the position like the other students, waiting for the teacher's instructions. Because it's almost eight o'clock now, and there is no trace of the teacher, it is obvious that the tenant will not appear! At first, everyone was still flustered, but after this month's run-in, as long as the small squad leader was there, they were very relieved.
"Ding—it's eight o'clock in the morning federal time!" With the time of the college's electronic clock, Gu Mengmeng's personal terminal rang, Gu Mengmeng clicked on the text message: Little class leader, take your classmates to line up and arrive at the east gate of the college in an orderly manner, where there is a hovering car numbered xfy23045, remember to arrive before half past eight! Outdated and not waiting!--Tenants stay
"Hey!" Gu Mengmeng sighed and stood up, "Everyone line up!" Teacher Dianshu said that we should arrive at the east gate of the college before half past eight to find a hovercar numbered XFY23045, and repeat it again - it is a hovering car numbered XFY23045! Remember? Now line up according to the odd and even numbers, line up in two teams and set off towards the east gate! ”
"Remember!"
"There! Cute! Teacher Tsukushu is there! In the hovercar, Gu Mengmeng looked in the direction pointed by Abu's finger, a chubby man in a black suit with his feet spread out, his hands behind his back, looking at the plaque with his back to everyone.
"Boom-" The hovercar stopped suddenly, "Click-" twice, and the front and rear doors opened. Gu Mengmeng came back to her senses and didn't look at the teacher who was pretending to be forced, and beckoned the students to get out of the car in an orderly manner from the front and rear doors and not to push.
When Gu Mengmeng and Abu finally stepped out of the car door, Dianshu turned his head slowly as if he had eyes on the back of his head, and said with a smile, "Yo~ It's fast!" Not bad! Meng Meng~ What you did as a little squad leader is so much to my liking! Tsk, what reward do you say you'd give you? Dianshu seemed to be very embarrassed, "Why don't you take a photo with the handsome teacher?" ”
"Poof-ha~hmm!" Abu covered his mouth. The classmates on the side also looked like they couldn't help laughing. Gu Mengmeng twitched the corner of her mouth, "Teacher, let's go, it's nine o'clock now, and you can have lunch if you delay!" ”
Tsukushu thought for a moment, "Yes, let's go!" Then I owe it to you first! The next time I have the opportunity, the teacher will not forget it! Come with me now! Listen to me as you walk! I've cleaned my ears! This is a childcare base! Do you know what a childcare base is? That's right, it's what you think, it's the place where the newborn baby stays for the first three months. Everything here is under the monitoring of the light brain, so you have to think twice about what you do, you know? Our task today is to familiarize ourselves with the environment as much as possible, and your task for these three months is to stay here and take care of the baby! Not newborn babies, of course, but babies who are already two months old. Tsukushu paused, "I guess you also know that you are not the only class in this class of the School of Nursing, right?" ”
It's not just our class, there is another high-talent student who is said to have come from the first and second level stars! But what's the matter? Does it have anything to do with us? Everyone looked at Dianshu in confusion, and Dianshu put his right hand into a fist against the corner of his mouth and coughed pretendedly, "This, your task is to take care of the baby as much as you can, and try not to--mm#¥%¥&......"
Everyone: (⊙⊙?) So, teacher, what did you say in the end?
"Ahem~ This is like this, you will know in the future! Come with me first! That's our nursery," she said, pausing and pointing to the fully transparent glass room in front of her.
Looking in the direction that Tsukush was pointing, it was a huge egg-shaped house, the roof was made of milky white natural minerals, and the surrounding walls were all transparent and visible, and you could faintly see the people walking around. Everyone approached the nursery with anticipation, excitement, and apprehension. The moment Gu Mengmeng approached and saw the baby's room, her pupils shrank suddenly and then she held her breath, this is the nursery room!?
The difference between the nursery here and the 21st century is not particularly big, it is simply a world of difference! No, it's just not comparable! It's kind of a look at it, and it's all about lifting him up. In the 21st century, nurseries are a little crammed, and although the small cribs are side-by-side without gaps, there is a spacer of about one meter in each row for people to walk. The room has surround sound to help your baby sleep and the songs are played on a loop. And there are clear indicators of indoor temperature, humidity and lighting, and there are professionals to guard them.
And this interstellar nursery, I'm just hehe! A smoke is full of machine qì people at work, and what else, the wrapping quilt for the little baby, hehe, is just a casual cover, many small babies in the house kicked their legs at will and opened it, revealing a smooth belly!
Then there is the problem of children's eating, and the nutrient solution is also fed! Some babies cry non-stop, but the machine qì people still feed, and the little babies vomit more than they drink! Don't be afraid of choking babies like this! The most unbelievable thing for Gu Mengmeng is the problem of newborn excretion ~ excretion. When a baby is born, the organs in the body are still developing, so it is easy to be hungry, and uncontrollably pee and poop!
No, during the time that Gu Mengmeng approached the nursery from a distance, a little baby who had just been fed for a short time was covered with urine at this moment~, and then the baby "poof~poof" pulled ~ twice! Hearing the sound, the machine turned his head, and the electronic eyes flashed, and the scan detected that the baby was discharged ~ excretion ~ "Bang Bang ~" and walked over and lifted the baby's feet upside down, and quickly carried it to the transparent cubicle next door to rinse it with water. The little baby cries and screams. The machine only flickered with electronic eyes, and continued to clean, without feeling the cry of the baby at all.
After the stains on the baby's body surface are rinsed, the baby will be placed under the dryer to dry, and then another machine will send the bag that has been cleaned with a particle separator on the baby's body back and forth ~ on it.
This qiē is so fast but so blunt, Gu Mengmeng's heart is on fire! In the 21st century, what baby is not a treasure in their own home? I'm afraid to melt in my mouth! Where is it like here to directly lift the baby with water, the baby's skin is so fragile, and the water flow directly washes the baby's skin red! Then it is drying, which directly steam off the moisture of the baby's skin! Many of the little babies here are on fire, and their eyes secrete a creamy paste.
However, the students around him did not seem to feel cold because of this qiē. Just looked at this qiē with surprise and surprise, and even the teacher who led the team looked accustomed to it.
Gu Mengmeng's heart is like ten thousand grass and mud horses whistling by, you tell me that the survival rate of newborns is very low! Tell me the hell that because the body of the reproducer is stronger, there are more survivors! I've been on fire for a long time (hell after living for a long time)! It's a lot of luck to be able to survive! No! It should be said that it is a big fate!
Gu Mengmeng clenched her fists, resisted the urge to rush up and snatch the little baby from the arms of the machine, held back the anger in her heart, and constantly emphasized in her heart: Hold back, hold back, since you have seen it, you can't sit idly by! Be patient, and you'll be fine! A qiē will be fine!
"Well, everyone, listen up, I'm repeating it!" Dianshu clapped his palms and motioned for everyone to look over, "Your final grade this semester is to take care of these two-month-old babies!" Then I emphasize again that in this parenting base, all the qiē are under the monitoring of the light brain! So everyone should pay attention to their words and deeds! It's not me who said, you just pick your nose in this corner, believe it or not, your high-definition □□ pick your nose will be immediately transmitted to the light brain at 360 degrees without dead ends! ”
All:...... Why do good words change their taste when they come out of your mouth, and the more you listen to them, the more obscene they become!?
"Of course! Unless you have the same handsome appearance and well-liked personality as your teacher! No matter how obscene the action is, it can fascinate a person, then you just treat me as if I didn't say these words! Hey, hey, back to business, our goal is - no cavities! Oops, a joke! To liven up the atmosphere, our goal is to try to take good care of the baby and do everything we can to make it healthy! Can it be done? Say hello to me! Tsukush turned his face sideways and put his hands to his ears in a listening gesture.
The students on the other side of the tenant puffed up their breath and shouted, "Yes! ”
"Oh my god! Be quiet! Although this glass is soundproof and anti-missile ~ the little ones inside the bullet glass can't hear it! But you teachers, I'm not deaf! Alright, then I'll get you here! Monitor? Monitor? Dequeue! I'll give them to you! Due to some unspeakable factors, it is inconvenient for the teacher to enter the room with you, so I can only send you here! It's nothing, the teacher is gone! Dianshu patted Gu Mengmeng's shoulder and was about to slip away.
"Teacher, are you planning to release us again?" Gu Mengmeng said quietly, as long as the teacher really doesn't care about anything, then as long as he does 'moisturizing things silently', then the classmates in the class will definitely learn the same! The more I think about it, the more feasible this plan is! The mood also improved.
"What do you mean by free-range you! Teacher, you trust you to do this! You see, what teacher could be so reassuring to you? How could there be anyone other than me? Right? Hahahahahaha~ So the teacher will go first! If you have any questions, you can check them on the star network! If you can't solve the problem on the star network, then put it on hold for now! It's even more impossible for me to know about the problem teacher who doesn't even know about the star network! Hahaha~ You say yes, right? Then the teacher is gone! Don't think too much about me! ”
All:...... Teacher, can you look reliable?
Gu Mengmeng: '(*n_n*)' I will definitely think, you, yes! Think, beat, die, you!