Chapter 40: Han Feng vomiting blood
"What is this? "The Daily Life of the Land" "It didn't take long for Bai Suzhen to be familiar with all the programs of the Xianyu mobile phone, looking at the information on the account she logged into, Bai Suzhen said with a smile: "It turns out that this Xianyu mobile phone is from the land, no wonder Xiaoqing is not suing me" Bai Suzhen, who was deeply attracted by the novels in the Heavenly Court reader and the messages of the immortals, has completely broken off the idea of handing over the Xianyu mobile phone to Heaven, and in terms of the color of the land, Bai Suzhen is not afraid that the other party will come to find trouble. I think that I dared to make trouble in the underworld for Xu Xian himself, let alone a land. "This avatar is really ugly" Looking at the avatar on the land account, it was the land himself standing in front of a dilapidated land temple on crutches, Bai Suzhen frowned, and deleted the avatar and some information on the account, and then made modifications.
Bai Suzhen, who was touched by the flower fairy's "Bengong is the Emperor", said secretly in her heart: "The flower fairy's book is really good, and the concubine will also write a novel!" "Bai Suzhen, who died and came alive who was crying just now, will already be full of thoughts about the heroine, harem, betrayal, and Mo Da." Not many people read the book "Land"! Looking at the message area on "Daily Life of the Land", Bai Suzhen pursed her lips and chuckled.
But what kind of novel should I write? At this moment, Bai Suzhen really wanted to talk to someone, but unfortunately Xiaoqing's Bodhisattva watched it closely, and it was not easy to come to see him before. looked at the immortal family's messages on the Heavenly Court reader, and found that they were basically all known by themselves, even if they didn't know them, they had heard them, or they had met them when they went out with Lishan's mother before.
"Well, white and black?" Looking at an unfamiliar name in the message area, Bai Suzhen frowned and thought, "When did there be an immortal family in Heavenly Court, calling such a strange name, it seems that I have never heard of this person!" "Who are you?" Bai Suzhen clicked on the white and black information, and sent a private message to the past.
Han Feng, who had just turned off the computer and was about to sleep, suddenly heard the sound of information in the Heavenly Court reader on his mobile phone, and hurriedly clicked in to read it.
Looking at the private message sent to him by the land, Han Feng replied: "Are you funny about the land?" Ask me well, who am I, and the hair line information so late! “
Why is this person so unsued? I just asked who he was, and he sent so many vulgar words, Bai Suzhen's show finger tapped on Xianyu's mobile phone, and replied: "I'm not the land, and you speak so vulgarly, won't you be more elegant?" “
"Urbane? Elegant your sister! Lao Tzu's remarks clearly say that it is land, and you still want to lie to me? But how did you change your avatar and even change your information? Seeing the message replied by the other party, as well as the avatar on the data, Han Feng said wildly.
It turned out that the other party thought that he was the land, and he was indeed on the number of the land, and Bai Suzhen, who figured out the reason, replied: "I'm really sorry, it was a misunderstanding of the concubine, and the number of the land has been transferred to the concubine."
Concubines? Could it be the wife of the land or the little honey of the land, at this moment, Han Feng's heart had already ignited a thick fire of gossip, and he pressed the mobile phone button and replied: "Then who are you?" What is your relationship with the land, and why did he transfer the account to you? ”
"The concubine's name is Bai Suzhen, and it has nothing to do with the land, in fact, it is not the land that transferred the account to the concubine, but because the land's Xianyu mobile phone fell off, and it happened to be picked up by the concubine, so the concubine took up his account" Bai Suzhen changed her previous weak tone and replied domineeringly.
"Bai Suzhen, my day! How could it be her? Looking at the message from the other party, Han Feng was not lightly surprised, and he actually forgot to reply to the other party's message.
After Bai Suzhen finished replying, she saw that Bai Jiahei hadn't replied to herself for a long time, and said secretly: "Does the other party know himself?" Or has it been discovered that my Xianyu mobile phone was stolen by Xiaoqing? Forget it, find it, find it! It's just a piece of land, the concubine doesn't care" and then continued to Han Feng, saying: "The concubine just wants to talk to someone, there are too many things to worry about lately, if it's inconvenient for Bai Jia and the underworld, then Su Zhen won't bother."
"No, no, how can it be bothered! It is an honor for this immortal to be able to chat with a fairy like the white girl" Since the last incident with the god of food, the shameless Han Feng has begun to get used to it, and he calls himself an immortal in the Heavenly Court reader, and Han Feng, who came back to his senses, quickly replied to the other party: "I just don't know, what does the white girl want to talk about?" ”
"The concubine has just read a book, and the flower fairy wrote "Bengong is the Emperor" very touched, so the concubine also wants to write a novel, but she doesn't know what to write, so she wants to hear other people's opinions" Bai Suzhen saw that the other party's reply was not as vulgar as just now, so she said.
"This Palace is the Emperor" is not a novel about the heroine's harem? Nima, could this trend mean that Bai Suzhen was also plagued by the novels of the flower fairy? Seeing Bai Suzhen's reply, Han Feng's heart had collapsed at this moment, how many fairies did this flower fairy have to pit before he would give up! No, I have to save Bai Suzhen, I must not see her being harmed by the novels of the flower fairy. "Well, I think it's more suitable for Bai Girl, it's better to write some romance novels, as for the type written by the flower fairy, it's definitely not suitable for you" Thinking about Han Feng, he replied to the other party.
"Romance? Do you think concubines are suitable for writing romance? Seeing the word romance and thinking of Xu Xian's betrayal, Bai Suzhen's newly calmed heart began to churn, and replied to Han Feng with an angry smile.
How do you feel a little wrong, looking at Bai Suzhen's rhetorical tone, Han Feng touched the back of his head, and intuitively told himself that the other party seemed to be very disgusted with the word romance, "Then if you don't want to write romance, just write sadism!" Han Feng hurriedly changed direction and returned. What is sadism? Bai Suzhen asked with a frown. Sadism refers to the abuse of the protagonist, and the plot development is an article that makes the protagonist very heartbroken, such as: under the condition of love, ** hurt, hurt yourself under the condition of loving to death, or let your love die and live and kick away again, in short, it is to torture each other with words, hurt each other's self-esteem, and destroy each other's will" Sadistic or something, Han Feng doesn't like it the most, and he just knows that many women like this kind of novel, but to be honest, I don't really know what it means to be sadistic, so I quickly spent my mother, After being able to copy it directly, it was returned to Bai Suzhen.
"Is this sadistic, it's very suitable for concubines!" Bai Suzhen, who figured out what sadism was, smiled on her face, and finally gave Han Feng a reply: "The concubine is going to write a novel, so I won't bother you anymore, thank you very much for your opinion, the concubine will definitely write a novel that is sadistic to the extreme."
Bai Suzhen, who turned off the Heavenly Court reader, was busy conceiving her own novel, thinking about how to abuse Xu Xian in the novel, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. "O woman! Why are you always so hard to understand? Han Feng, who was destined to be abused by Bai Suzhen tonight, looked at the other party's last reply, spit out a mouthful of old blood in his heart, and lost sleep.