Chapter 316: The Magic of Money
The dog is gone, and the dog is gone with incomparable anger at the bean sprouts! He didn't know if this anger was hatred, but at this moment he knew that this little thing in the crotch of his pants would never make him feel that unstoppable again, and since he had spied on this secret in this sorghum field, he had learned that it was the most amazing secret of human life, and he could no longer taste that wonderful pleasure because of this matter!
All this because of the sprouts, standing at the gate of the machine well room bean sprouts don't know all this, she just because of that incident, in her heart to the dog left a deep self-blame, she only knows that this life is sorry for the dog leftovers, she vows to treat the dog with a lifetime of sincerity, with the greatest sincerity to make up for the debt to the dog leftovers. But how did she know that all this was still possible?
"What are you doing, kid? The pot is all boiled dry, why are you still standing here? Bean Sprouts was looking at the place where the dog left in the west disappeared in a daze, and suddenly heard the voice of the fourth aunt next to her asking her.
"Oh, I forgot about the fourth aunt, I'll go and redo it." Bean Sprouts wiped a handful of tears and quickly replied.
"You wait for the child, what's the matter, you're crying? What's going on? The fourth aunt hurriedly asked.
"How can there be a fourth aunt, it's okay, I'll go boil water."
"Obviously I'm crying, tell the fourth aunt quickly, who is so bold to bully us, it's okay, just say it, the fourth aunt is the master for you, and she turned against him!"
"No one has a fourth aunt, you are all here, who dares to bully me, he doesn't dare to borrow his guts, let's go back to work Fourth aunt."
"I know who it is, I know it if you don't say it, it's a dog, right? Except this bastard does this kind of fart. Who dares to do the things of the eyes? Where is he, ah? After the fourth aunt finished speaking, she began to touch around, and she didn't see anyone for a long time.
"Oh, Aunt Four, it's not him, he's good to me, hurry back!"
"No, you can't spare him, the more you spoil him, the more he kicks his nose in the face!" As she spoke, the fourth aunt shouted at the west: "You little princess, you think you can't do anything about you if you run away, ah?" Don't let me see you, be careful I screw your ears off! ”
The bean sprouts returned to the machine well room, quickly washed their faces, and boiled the water again. She glanced at the second stunned man who was working hard, then took a box of cigarettes and walked over to the second stunned man and said, "Brother stunned, you are the most tired, come and smoke a cigarette to slow your breath." ”
"Yo, bean sprouts." The second stunned bean sprouts were so happy that they couldn't touch the north, and said to the big guy: "Hey, the big guy look, the big guy looks, the eyes of the masses are bright, you see the bean sprouts are all good for me, come and smoke for me, I see, the work of the big beam must be mine!" Bean sprouts, right? ”
"Brother stunned, don't worry, no one will rob you. This life is not only yours, I also have to put more money in the red envelope, it's all yours! Bean Sprouts said.
"Listen, listen, ah, hard rod, do you hear, ah? Am I calling this a lie, huh? You ask the bean sprouts, am I called a lie, ah? I'm stunned that this money is earned glorious, and it is earned above board, right, bean sprouts? ”
"Pull it down, you are stunned, you don't even want food for this money, you think it's glorious to live on other people's alms, and you are embarrassed to lick your face and say, don't you be ashamed!" The hard rod responded.
"Pull it down, you're jealous, you look at me eating and drinking spicy food, you are greedy for me, you have the ability to do this job, I'll see who gave you this job, tell you, don't even think about it!" The second stunned retorted.
"Come on, you, whoever grabbed that with you, it's not enough to be embarrassed! I'm a big worker, I can't afford to lose that person, people want to face trees and bark! ”
"Okay, don't play tricks, the more you talk, the more you don't talk like it, you have to fight for a while, and you have to work quickly!" The fourth aunt said to them.
"Come on, brother, light the cigarette first." As he spoke, the bean sprouts took out a cigarette and handed it to the second stunned man, and while lighting the fire, he whispered to the second stunned man: "Brother stunned, the dog is called you." ”
The second stunned saw that there must be something wrong with the bean sprouts, and lowered his voice and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
"He didn't say it, he just said it was a good thing to let you go quickly."
"What good can he do?"
"Yes, definitely! It's not a good thing, and I won't tell you. Go ahead. ”
"Where?"
"In the sorghum field behind the school, he's waiting for you there."
"Okay, I'll go."
"You guys are busy first, I'll go pee." The two were stunned and walked out.
"Two stunned, stealing and playing tricks, right? You kid was born with this piece of material, and you won't be in shape after you show yourself. The hard rod said to the two stunned.
"You kid don't come here, you control the heavens and the earth, and you can still control Lao Tzu's poop and fart? The bricks and mud given to you are enough for you to be busy for half an hour, and Lao Tzu will come in a moment. After the second stunned man finished speaking, there was no figure.
The sorghum in the sorghum field has already been harvested, and you can see the north when you look at it from the south. The second stunned man hurriedly ran through the school, came to the westernmost big puddle, stood at the south end of the sorghum field and looked to the north, he saw the dog leftover in the north at a glance, only to see the dog leftover standing at the north end and panting.
The second stunned looked at Gou Yu, waved his hand vigorously to him to attract Gou Yu's attention, and pointed to his nose again, meaning to tell Gou Yu, are you looking for me?
The dog saw the second stunned man, and also saw the second stunned man asking him, so he waved his hand to the second stunned man and motioned for him to come over quickly. "What, what are you kid looking for me?" The second stunned man came to Gou Yu and said to Gou Yu: "I said Gou Yu, the bean sprouts can tell me, saying that you have something good to find me." Let's talk about it, if you kid doesn't have anything good to do with me, be careful that I'll screw your head off! ”
"Don't say it, it's really a good thing to let her say it! Besides, can I call you if it's no good? The dog stood upright, put his hands in his pockets, and said in a condescending manner.
"If you have a fart, let it go, if you have something to say, Lao Tzu is still busy there, don't delay my good job on the beam when the time comes, hurry up."
"Look at your little bit of interest! You're so worthless, huh? You can also look at the walnuts and dates, huh? Second stunned, you said that you are also the boss, have you grown a little, you said that you are such a fool, when will you be a head, ah? You ......"
"Hey, I said dog leftovers, did you kid call me over to find a beating, ah? Who are you, who are you, and worthy of teaching me this virtue? You still fucking talk like an adult, with a nose and eyes, you're a sperm? I'm going to beat you up right now! After the second stunned man finished speaking, he raised his hand to beat the dog.
I saw that the dog pulled out a hand from his pocket and held it high in front of the second stunned eye!
The second stunned man was stunned by the thing that the dog left in front of his eyes, and he saw that the second stunned man raised his hand high in the air, and his eyes widened and he carefully identified the thing. Is this money? Is this true? My dear mother, so many, rich man!
"How, huh? Dumbfounded, am I qualified to teach you a lesson this time, huh? Gou Yu looked at the stunned second stunned and asked.
"Oh my lord!" The second stunned man came to his senses and said to the dog left: "Is this true, ah? Oh my mother! ”
"Why, don't you know money? You don't recognize your father and mother, but you can't deny money? You see clearly, this is real money, not butt wiping paper! ”
"Yes, yes, I see clearly, I see clearly, it's money, it's money! Give, give, give? ”
"You're fucking useless! You can afford to break the money at this point, huh? You're a fucking money-eyed thing! That's the money that sent you away, huh? ”
"Huh? Do you still have? Left, I'm such a fucking dog watching people look down on me, I'm so fucking damned! I hit myself, I hit myself! The second stunned said that he was about to slap himself in the face.
"Alright, don't be ashamed! Remember, in the future, you are a human being, not a six animals! Do you know what it means to live a breath, huh? ”
"I understand, I understand this, the Buddha wants a stick of incense, and people live a breath!"
"Well, yes, just understand." The dog was stunned for a moment, and then put his hand into his trouser pocket again and said, "Do you know where I got this money?" ”
The second stunned man blinked and shook his head.
"Tell you, Lao Tzu earned it!"
"How do you earn it?"
"Doing business? How, think? ”
"I want to think about it, I want to dream about it!"
"Do you want to make more money than this?"
"Needless to say! People want faces and bark, and I'm also human! Look at my house, I don't even dare to go in with a dog......"
"Huh? What did you just say? ”
"Oh oh oh, I'm so bad! I was wrong, I was wrong! I mean, I'm almost thirty years old, I don't have a father, I don't have a mother, let alone a house, and my daughter-in-law is a shadow. Do you know what kind of life I'm doing? I don't even dare to go back home at night, I'm alone at home, it's darker than outside, not to mention a person who speaks boldly, and I don't even have a fucking panting creature, who do you say come to me to find food, I'm about to die, who is going to join in the fun?! ”
"Do you want to follow me?"
"If you want to, just say it, just say what I want to do, I'll listen to you, no matter what you ask me to do, as long as I can make money!"
"Look at your brainless look, will I hurt you, huh? You eat the whole family by yourself, and you are not afraid of anything, but where am I? Pull the family with a mouth, don't I take the right path, ah? Gou Yu glared at the two stunned and said: "If you want to follow me, you have to remember, you must make a draft in your stomach in advance before speaking, don't be blind!" The people I come into contact with are people with two faces, all people who want face, and if you don't say the right thing in a deal, you will mess up, you know? ”
"Understood, understood, I will listen to you in the future, I know how to speak!"
"Let's go, come with me for a long trip."
"Where are you going?"
"Beidu."
"Huh? So far? ”
"I said you kid farted by himself, don't you stink! What you just said doesn't count, doesn't it? ”
"No, what time is it, we don't have a car, can we come back at night?"
"At a glance, I know that you haven't been far away, let's go out to do business, it's normal to not come back for three or two days, are you afraid of having money in your pocket, ah? Remember, if you have money, you are a grandfather, and if you don't have money, you are not even a grandson! ”
"That's right, I also know this reason, I went out with you, what good do I have?"
"Don't worry, I can't lose you, I have wine and meat for three meals a day, can I cover it all?"
"I said leftover, I want money, money!"
"Look at your little bit of interest! Why do you want to say this, huh? Who wants to go if they don't pay for this? I can't afford to be unprofitable, now I can tell you, don't care if the deal is successful or not, as long as you come back, I'll give you five yuan, okay? ”
"Huh? Five bucks? ”
"What, too little? Well, if you don't like it, I'll find someone else! ”
"Oh, my little ancestor, I'm not too little, you're too generous, who do you work with, can you give so much money? It's not that I'm too little, it's too much! ”
"You promised?"
"Promise, I just feel a little lost!"
"What do you mean?"
"You said that I have been busy with bean sprouts for a long time, and I will be on the beam in the next two days, and I will not be able to make the money in the red envelope, you say that I am not wronged!"
"You don't mention her to me, you're disgusting there! Look at your little bit of interest, you don't want to think about it, a little girl, how much money can she give you, ah? I don't have a brain at all, that little thing is to be auspicious, and you take it seriously for a few cents? ”
"She said, give me more."
"You said you let me tell you what is good about you, huh? Hey, I'm so scared for you! Okay, since you brought it up, I won't have a hard time for you. You are like this, when the matter is over, you ask, ask others how much money is in the red envelope, and I will give it to you. ”
"Gotcha! I'm relieved! ”
"Virtue! Look at your little bit of talent, and learn to bargain for you to pay back! Let's go. ”
"But let's talk about it, we have to talk about it?"
"Don't worry, you'll be there! I have money in my pocket, what are you afraid of? Besides, if I don't give you the money then, won't you pick my skin? ”
"Okay! Let's go! ”
The two of them walked on the country road one after the other, and the second stunned man did not have any burden of thought, he knew that he was wandering wherever he was, and he was confident that the money in the dog's pocket was left! And the dog is different, he is gambling, what is the bet? It's money, it's status, it's fate, it's the breath in my heart that I can't swallow and can't spit out!
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