Dragon Boat Festival & Tanuki birthday celebration love at first sight

Say, sometime shortly before the whole story happens.

In order to show his strength to the martial arts, Xizong, who has always been unknown in the world of cultivating immortals, held a conference to cultivate immortals and seize treasures - to take out the sword magic weapon treasured by Xizong and let the people of the world compete for it.

In the end, Lin Yanan, the heroine of the Eastern Sect who combined immortal swordsmanship, won the first place and obtained the sword, and the Western Sect took the opportunity to form an alliance with the Eastern Sect, and feasted the world, the four sect masters gathered here, which was spectacular for a while, and could be called the first grand event in the world of cultivating immortals.

And Lin Yanan is the chief disciple of Xiao Heng, the sect leader of the East Sect, the woman does not let the eyebrows, the heroic spirit is compelling, and she has already ranked in the position of the auxiliary seat of the East Sect at a young age, the swordsmanship is exquisite, no one can match, and she has the reputation of a female sword god in the martial arts.

It is strange to say that Xiao Heng is unable to practice martial arts because of the limitations of his martial arts, but the four disciples he taught are all outstanding, famous all over the world, and are known as the four shows of the Eastern Sect.

As we all know, in order to consolidate the enchantment, Xiao Heng lives on Fuyue Island all the year round, and rarely enters the earthly world, and he can personally visit the grand event of the Western Sect, it can be said that Xiao Heng's visit is a sensational martial arts event in itself. So far, the only rumor about Xiao Heng's appearance in the entire martial arts is only the blind date incident of Xiao Heng that caused a lot of noise many years ago. At that time, Xiao Heng was just wearing a veil and flying in the air in the air, and his celestial figure had already made countless people fall down, but his face was still a mystery.

Dongzong is famous for his swordsmanship, and Xiao Heng, the sect leader of this generation, is the only person in the entire Dongzong who does not have a sword, he can't practice martial arts, but it doesn't mean that he is weak. In the world of cultivating immortals, the profound knowledge and attainments of the sect master of the Eastern Sect have formed a consensus, and each generation of the sect master of the Eastern Sect is a great master who has collected the great skills of cultivating immortals in the world.

When he stepped down from the chariot of the Heavenly Turtle, just the back gait of his gauze hat covering his face, it made people amazed, and when he boarded the welcome platform of the Western Sect, met with the four sect masters, and took off the gauze hat, the moment everyone in the audience held their breath.

The painting saint in the crowd was greatly shocked, and immediately took out his magic weapon to paint, and a vivid portrait of the four major sect masters was completed in one go.

It is said that there are beauties in the Eastern Realm, and Lin Yanan is already a rare cold beauty, but his master is a hundred times more beautiful than Lin Yanan, and since then, the disciples of the Eastern Sect have become synonymous with the appearance of the immortal cultivation world.

After the conference was held, the "Huimeng Map" of the painting saint became one of the treasures of the Western Sect, and it is also the only painting in the world that records the appearance of the four major sect masters.

Since then, it has been placed in the welcoming living room of the sect master of the Western Sect for people to pay respects.

And many people came from thousands of miles to see the paintings, in order to be able to see the stunning appearance of the sect master of the Eastern Sect.

Even though there are countless Danqing magic hands in the world, only one can draw Xiao Heng's charm, because the magic weapon of painting saints is to completely reproduce the highly realistic magic brush of the square appearance, and others copy it, and it is also rare to paint one ten-thousandth of the human appearance in the painting.

And this precious painting, but after hanging for three months, it was taken down, and the sect master of the Western Sect said that it was to prevent the wind and sun from damaging the treasure painting, but in fact, it was secretly sold to a big buyer.

In order to hold a grand ceremony, Xizong has already been a swollen face and a fat man, and has exhausted the savings of several generations, but unexpectedly, a wealthy businessman is willing to pay a lot of money to buy this painting, and the amount of money makes the sect master of Xizong staggered, and he doesn't know how much.

And the real financier who bought this painting was actually the bored Demon Cultivator Luo Hongling, Luo Hongling had conquered all the recalcitrant forces in the Demon Cultivation Realm, and at this time, those elders began to shout for him to hurry up and get married, and he was busy looking for all kinds of beauty portraits to choose from every day.

Luo Hongling said that only the best beauty in the world can be worthy of me, and I can't look down on these vulgar fans.

So those elders of good deeds began to chew the root of their tongues, and also compiled a record of the world's beauties, the information of the world's beauties on the Internet, and presented it to Luo Hongling every day, and I don't know which foolish ghost heard the rumors about Xiao Heng's life in the immortal cultivation world, and they all said that Xiao Heng was incomparably beautiful, and he thought that Xiao Heng was a beauty, and wrote Xiao Heng's name into the beauty directory.

Luo Hongling looked through the beauty book boringly, and suddenly turned to Xiao Heng's name, and smiled dumbly, he is no better than those elders who are closed to the news and close their eyes and listen, they hate the world of cultivating immortals, and his ambition is to unify the nine worlds and the world, so he has his own set of ears and eyes to secretly transmit the news of the immortal cultivation world to him.

Of course, he knew who Xiao Heng was, but when he saw that Xiao Heng's beauty and reputation had spread to the Demon Cultivation Realm, he was a little curious, so he ordered the subordinates lurking in the Immortal Cultivation Realm to get that painting.

The original portrait was a group portrait of a long scroll, and his subordinates cut out the four sect masters separately for Luo Hongling's convenience, turned them into four paintings and teleported them to the demon cultivation world.

On this day, Luo Hongling, who had been busy with official business for a day, returned to the dormitory, and the attendant reported that the portrait had been delivered and hung up. Luo Hongling wanted to take a look and pass the time with curiosity.

Who knows, he walked behind the screen, and after just a casual glance, his whole neck froze, and he couldn't take his eyes off it for a long time.

A quarter of an hour later, he ripped off the portraits of the other three, leaving only Xiao Heng's portrait for careful observation.

After another quarter of an hour, he simply moved a chair and sat across from the painting.

Then he confirmed several things.

1 I didn't fall in love with the person in the painting at first sight, but it just happened that this person looked very good to my liking.

2 In order to include this person in his harem, he must conquer the immortal cultivation realm.

3 The emperor's private hobbies are likely to become weaknesses, so he has to carry this painting with him.

So, it took Luo Hongling thirty minutes to make a decision that would affect his life for the rest of his life.

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To get Xiao Heng.

As everyone knows, the big teasing Xiao Heng and him are being attracted by some invisible silk thread, and since then, the generation of Demon Venerable has gradually slipped into the bottomless abyss of teasing the second goods.

However, Luo Hongling never regretted it.

He believes that relying on his complex and indestructible routines, he will definitely get Xiao Heng!

Whether it's his people, or his heart!

When he was attached to the cat and peeked at Xiao Heng taking a bath, when he helped Xia Jia to engage in the two heavens of ice and fire, when he asked the guards to go to the square dance, and when he took a group of Dongzong Erbi to shoot a TV series, Luo Hongling's will never wavered!

This is the willpower of a real man with iron bones, the Demon Cultivator Venerable!

He absolutely does not admit that he has slipped to the most terrible point - not only is he forced to live with the teases, but he has gradually enjoyed the way of life of the teases!

He never admits that love at first sight is in the world!

He just wants to satisfy his desire for exclusivity! It's just to make Xiao Heng his "collection"! ……

Even if it comes to "that day......

"Xiao Heng, remember, you are mine." Luo Hongling ignored the blood that kept sliding down his forehead to blur his vision,

"I just want you to do one thing.

Stay alive.

Sooner

No

Return to the Immortal Cultivation Realm

Never again

Claiming to be Xiao Heng, the crime of one qiē and the punishment of one qiē are all handed over to me.

I just want you to save zài in this world.

Don't go away.

Even if it's against the sky.

Leave all the eternal despair to me.

I take your place and become

'God'!!!! ”

What a man can do for his lover,

The final pole of the qiē,

not to die for him,

Rather, it bears all, no, endless, infinite despair.

however

No regrets.

Cultivating immortals, cultivating demons, the end is the same.

The ultimate of order.

That's the way to go

A realm of eternal despair, endless madness, and infinite chaos.

Celestial Realm.

A qiē is already predestined, God's conspiracy, there is no room for resistance.

It took Luo Hongling half an hour to decide on such an ending - for another man, to bear an ending that is hundreds of millions of times more painful than death.

However, there is still no feeling of regret.

Standing on the edge of despair, he suddenly smiled.

Ah, a little further ahead, and you're about to fall into a catastrophe from which you will never recover.

"If in that realm of chaos and infinite possibilities, there is really a god who listens to people's wishes, I am willing to exchange a terrible price, I only hope that Xiao Heng will live safely. From this catastrophe, even he was the only one who survived. I want him to be happy, not hopeless. ”

Luo Hongling prayed silently.

He stretched out his arm, and he was greeted by thousands of alien tentacles that hung from the edge of the realm.

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Tanuki Explanation:

The second half contains a bit of spoilers.

Involving the idea of the Cthulhu Mythos -

The ultimate in cultivating immortals and demons is to open up a new realm of absolute chaos and madness and despair - the conceptual realm mentioned in "The Daily Life of the Divine Stick": the Heavenly Realm.

This realm is the tenth realm of absolute taboo outside the Nine Realms, and all the creatures inside are mutating wildly, slaughtering and devouring each other, the space is small, the energy is huge, and every quarter of an hour is destroying and rebirthing, full of infinite despair, beyond human cognition.

Its terrifying process has reached a level that is beyond human cognition, and even once human beings try to explore the knowledge within their realm, they will die of madness or be included in the heavenly realm and suffer eternally.

Even the exploration of the heavenly realm itself can lead to great disasters.

The idea is that ignorance is the greatest blessing of human beings. The more knowledge brings more madness and ruin.