After preparing everything, Li Ergou and I waited in the bedroom, during which I also told him the precautions after I entered the network, and asked him to guard the computer, after all, this is my exit, in case someone shuts down, I want to come out again, it will be difficult to do, of course, if the tragedy just happens to encounter a power outage, I can't help it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Li Ergou agreed with a serious face, and then watched the island blockbuster on the computer, saying that he wanted to learn Jin Dazhong, maybe he could watch a live teacher Cang come out in the island blockbuster, just the appearance of this goods, I was very bottomless, don't forget my words when this guy forgets my words, and he turned off the computer by himself, and that girl is a professional pit teammate.

When Li Ergou watched the blockbuster of the island country, I was not idle, occasionally holding Jin Dazhong's mobile phone to imitate Jin Dazhong's tone and chatting with "Light Dance Feiyang", in fact, this guy's is very easy to imitate, I summarized it, Jin Dazhong and "Light Dance Feiyang" chat There are three common phrases "haha", "you are so good", "drink more hot water", as long as you master these three essences, it is much easier to imitate.

Why don't you talk about Kim Dae-jung's hanging silk? It can be seen from the commonly used phrases that the female ghost on the Internet is also blind, you say that I can still figure it out if I find a rich and handsome, why did you find Kim Dae-jung, a sling who can only drink hot water?

But I didn't dare to talk more, for fear that something would go wrong, so I first chatted with "Light Dance Feiyang" for fear that she would be suspicious, and then said that there was a temporary exam added by the teacher in the afternoon, so I couldn't chat, and then I turned off my mobile phone and reviewed the island blockbuster with Li Ergou.

At six o'clock in the evening, Kim Dae-jung's mobile phone QQ rang, and I picked it up and saw that it was dancing lightly.

"Husband, have you finished the exam? I miss you. ”

it! I said that I was numb through the mobile phone screen, the thin monkey and the "light dance and flying" have only been a few days, and they have called my husband, I have been with Wang Yi for more than a year, and I have never heard Wang Yi call me.

I looked at Kim Dae-jung who was sleeping soundly on the bed, this grandson said that he was declining and declining, and he said that he was lucky and lucky, and he found such a gentle female ghost.

"I miss you too, I have a brother party tonight and I'll have to go out later, I'll look for you later, okay? Momda. I replied to a message, and as soon as I went back, "Dancing and Flying" replied: "Well, okay, my husband pays attention to his body, can't drink or smoke, go home early, I'll wait for you, love you." ”

After reading the information, I couldn't help but shudder, ya, these "two people" are greasy and crooked.

"Yazi, what do you see?" Li Ergou looked at me curiously.

"No, nothing." I don't dare to show Li Ergou this information, although this guy has a fiancée, but his fiancée is not studying in Cangnan City, and the engagement is not voluntary, so he generally claims to be a single aristocrat, but in this era, we should all call him a single dog, if he sees this information, it will cause tons of damage.

"I'll see." Li Ergou was still curious, snatched the phone and looked at it, was silent for three seconds, and then threw the phone on the bed: "." ”

"Ugh......." I sighed, lay on the bed and watched the "Book of Bones", the bedroom always echoed with the sound of the island country, and the time passed quite quickly, and it was more than eleven o'clock in a blink of an eye.

I estimated that it was almost time for Jin Dazhong and "Dancing and Flying" to date, so I gave Li Ergou a kick: "Fatty, I'm going in, remember, look at the computer, if the computer is turned off, I may not be able to come back." ”

"The hero is good, and this handsome guy swears to defend it." Li Ergou stood up, hugged his fist at me, looked serious, and then excitedly took out his mobile phone and began to record a video, shouting: "Hurry up, let the fat man see how you got into the computer?" ”

Seeing him like this, my heart became more and more bottomless, but now there is no other way, I shook my head, put the finished paper figure on the table, and began to pinch the trick: "The gods are mighty, a hundred ghosts are avoided, I order the next chapter, the living are hidden, the eyes of the ghosts are covered, the ghosts are covered, the ghosts are covered, and the urgency is like the law!" ”

As soon as the spell was erected, a red light lit up above the head of the paper man on the table, and then the curved paper man slowly stood upright, twisted his head left and right, and then let out a "Ah chirp" shout and jumped off the table, and the ground suddenly rolled up a whirlwind wrapped the paper man, and at the same time the red light illuminated the entire bedroom, but in a second, the whirlwind disappeared, and a "Jin Dazhong" stood in front of me.

", why don't you go to heaven? Authentic Great Change. Li Ergou sat on the bed, his eyes swept back and forth between the sleeping Kim Dae-jung on the bed and the standing Kim Dae-jung.

"It's just a high-level illusion, and there's a difference if you take a closer look." I laughed.

"Really?" Li Ergou walked in front of me uncertainly, looked at it, and couldn't help pinching it, just his pinch, the fake Jin Dazhong's face suddenly collapsed into a pit, which scared him and looked at me nervously: "Do you want to lose money?" ”

"Sorry for your uncle." I rolled my eyes, the fat man was probably a little frightened, in fact, my current strength is still a certain difference between Kim Dae-jung and the real Kim Dae-jung with the "advanced stand-in method", if you simply use it, the most intuitive thing is the expression!

A living person, no matter how much he is Muna, has a little expression on his face after all, and his eyes are lively, but the fake Jin Dazhong in front of him has a face without the slightest change in expression, although his eyes are very dark, but there is no look, as if he has installed two black glass balls.

As for the feel, it is easier to distinguish, like Li Ergou's press, the fake Jin Dazhong's face immediately sank into a pit.

Of course, if this spell is used by a master who has passed through the Netherworld, all these details can be perfected, and it will be difficult for even a living person to distinguish them!

"Recover." I said to the fake Jin Dazhong, the fake Jin Dazhong nodded blankly, then opened his mouth, inhaled hard, and his cheeks bulged like blowing up a balloon, and then with a "pop", the pit on his face returned to its original state.

", you're a god, Yazi, just your skills, let's be magicians in the future, and we will definitely be able to eat." Li Ergou was as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Fuck off, Lao Tzu's life is in your hands." I kicked him in the ass, always worried about what would happen later, and I was restless: "Look at the computer, I'm in." ”

After speaking, I pulled the fake Jin Dazhong to stand in front of the computer, and then pinched the trick: "The Yang of Mount Tai, the Yin of Hengshan, the Emperor of Heaven has an order, the order goes first, the symbiosis of yin and yang, the rotation of virtual and real, the edict!" ”

In an instant, I felt a special force fluctuation, and then the computer screen in front of me burst out of a dazzling white light, I couldn't help but cover my eyes with my hands, and I felt a suction force appear, and I clearly saw that my body and the body of the fake Jin Dazhong were torn into long strips, and with a whoosh, my vision blurred.

It didn't take a second before and after, and when my sight was restored, I was in a green world full of all kinds of code symbols, these green code chains, messages are flowing rapidly, with my IQ I can't understand what these symbols and messages are, anyway, they must have entered the Internet, and the fake Jin Dazhong is standing next to me.

"Husband" A woman's voice suddenly sounded, I'm a spirit, special, it's too fast, right?