Chapter 26: Chopping the Pepper Fish Head
At night, in Feng Danmiao's bedroom, Wei Ya rubbed the medicine and wine bare-chested, Feng Danmiao's hand was too heavy, and he was now bruised and purple.
Feng Danmiao lay on the bed idly, thinking about the appearance of a fish carrying a tree trunk and coming back, feeling funny, with a smile on his face, and his eyes staring at the beam of the house in a daze.
Wei Ya glanced at Feng Danmiao, who was just as happy, it was not a taste, a long-distance relationship was equivalent to a single dog, Wei Ya had a feeling of being abused, and said unhappily: "Come down and rub the medicine and wine for Lao Tzu, on your back." β
Feng Danmiao was in a good mood today, and he didn't have the same knowledge as Wei Ya, so he got out of bed and rubbed him with medicine, and asked curiously: "Why do you want to make this show?" β
"Hmph, you don't understand this, right," Wei Ya patiently explained with a gesture of a passerby, "This is called buying people's hearts, you think about it from the position of Xiao Huangmao, you saved Ah Jin and was not injured, but now you are saving him but almost died, he can't be moved to tears and snot, and when his heart is balanced, he will naturally be obedient." I promise he'll come tonight to thank you in person. β
What Wei Ya said was quite reasonable, Feng Danmiao was selfish, lowered his eyes and asked greedily: "Then when will you have time to play again?" β
Wei Ya snickered: "You kid is addicted? β
Naturally, it's addicted, but is the general a person who can tell the truth, obviously not. Feng Danmiao said seriously: "In order for Ru Gong to be the master of an army in a down-to-earth manner, I am willing to dedicate my acting skills." β
Wei Ya glanced at Feng Danmiao coldly, obviously he was very happy to be a hero in front of Xiao Huangmao, and he wanted to taste this sense of superiority again, and he also looked like he was martyred.
Wei Ya looked unhappy, but who called him a matchmaker, just go back, and he must compensate himself for his illness when he goes back. "The timing is right another day, so you can have a good time."
Feng Danmiao's eyes narrowed into crescent moons: "A word is a certainty." β
"General~ The slave family sees that you are here."
There was a coquettish sound outside the door, and the demonic wind gusted, and Wei Ya and Feng Danmiao got goosebumps. Wei Ya gave Feng Danmiao a vigilant look, and Feng Danmiao hurriedly lay back on the bed and covered the quilt.
Wei Ya put on his clothes and went to open the door, only to see Lin Zhiling standing outside the door with a plate of medicine, and he saluted himself. Wei Ya was speechless, she was so virtuous that she was simply against the sky, especially the "general" who screamed, and her hearts were crisp.
Wei Ya had a bad premonition, and touched the sweat on his face, "It's getting late, I don't know what Madame is doing here?" β
"Oh?" Lin Zhiling's tone sank, turned into an unruly female devil, walked into the room and slammed the medicine tray on the table, "Can't Mr. Wei see that I'm here to deliver medicine to General Feng?" This is medicine from my hometown, and it couldn't be better than to heal wounds. β
Feng Danmiao coughed twice, and held up her upper body forcefully: "The last general thanked Mrs. β
Wei Ya said euphemistically: "Madam, you are a married woman, two men and a woman are in the same room at night, which is not good." β
"I'm afraid that I will take advantage of the danger of others and sleep with you two." Lin Zhiling stood on the stairs and looked at Yu Ya and Feng Danmiao on the bed.
Wei Ya's face was paralyzed, and the woman who could say this was worthy of being the best in the world. Wei Ya swallowed, "Madam, where are you talking, it's not that you're afraid... I'm afraid that the general won't be able to control it, if the general does something to you, it will hurt him and the monarch of the Duke of You. β
You scumbag......
Feng Danmiao was choked and coughed repeatedly, her head was bulging, if she couldn't even control her wife, what kind of hungry man should she be, wouldn't he be more beast than a beast! Feng Danmiao endured, and the hands in the quilt clenched into fists and were ready to hit people.
"Really?" Lin Zhiling raised the corners of his mouth, walked to the bed knowingly, and widened his collar slightly, "I want to see how heartfelt the general is for her husband." β
Feng Danmiao tilted her head and clearly saw Lin Zhiling's nose hair, shed a cold sweat, and silently shrank her head into the quilt.
Wei Ya hurriedly stopped Lin Zhiling, "You see, the general is restraining himself in pain, don't try your own fire." β
Lin Zhiling's expression was cold, he pushed away Wei Ya with one hand, lifted the quilt, tore off Feng Danmiao's shirt, snorted and shouted sternly: "What about the wound, say!" β
Feng Danmiao was caught off guard, this girl is clever enough.
It's over, it's exposed. Wei Ya put on a calm face with interest, "Madam, we are also for your good, we want to use this method to keep your father." β
Lin Zhiling sat on the edge of the bed with his waist crossed angrily, and the steaming strands of murderous aura seemed to crush people. "Bastard, if you want to play a hero, you have to play me. General, you are a dignified seven-foot man who does not train honestly, and what is mixed with Wei Ya blindly, is not naΓ―ve! Look at the you two have done, the lump on my husband's waist is now bigger than my chest! β
Feng Danmiao subconsciously stared at Lin Zhiling's chest, speechless, "I... Am I naΓ―ve? β
Seeing that the domineering general was speechless by a female streamer, Wei Ya couldn't help but laugh out loud: "How thick is the waist of the little yellow hair, do you see the doctor." β
Lin Zhiling glared at Wei Ya coldly, "If you want to take care of it, did I make you laugh!" β
Wei Ya immediately held his mouth in amusement, although it was uncomfortable, but he had to endure it.
At this time, there was a knock on the door, printed with a sneaky figure, and the voice was small, "Danda, I have a fish." β
Lin Zhiling was silent, pointed at Feng Danmiao and then Wei Ya in warning, and then hid behind the curtain. She had already noticed that Youyu had some kind of close relationship with these two men, and she wondered if they had done anything unusual behind their backs, so as to eavesdrop and eavesdrop.
Feng Danmiao thought that he was innocent, he didn't do anything bad and was not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, and Lianglin Zhiling couldn't eavesdrop on any bad information. Feng Danmiao closed the quilt and slept well, "Come in." β
Wei Ya went to open the door, and a fish came in with a big bowl of steaming turtle soup, and put it on the table in front of Feng Danmiao's bed. β
"He's in good health, his wounds heal quickly, you don't have to worry." Wei Ya smelled the soup, couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and said enviously, "It's so fragrant, you are blessed to seal the dog." β
However, Lin Zhiling behind the curtain clenched his fists angrily and gritted his teeth.
Youyu personally scooped a bowl of soup and handed it to Feng Danmiao, the general was naturally happy, took a sip of satisfaction, and looked at Youyu's waist, "Did you see the doctor for the injury on your waist?" β
"Look, the doctor said don't worry, you drink more, it's a lot."
Wei Ya suddenly felt that something was wrong, Yan Ying naturally did not need to doubt that there were big fish and meat, but the turtle soup was not made in the army's kitchen, that is, the turtle soup was cooked privately. Wei Ya cautiously asked, "Ru Gong, did you cook this soup?" β
The fish shook its head and cracked its mouth to reveal two rows of white teeth, "Madame did it." β
Wei Ya couldn't help but stand up a cold hair, and weakly moved out of the door, he could sense that some kind of creature would rush out of the bloody scene every minute. Wei Ya waved his hand sympathetically at Feng Danmiao, "Eh, I'm hungry too, go find something to eat, general, you are so self-conscious." β
Feng Danmiao was stunned on the spot, and couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of soup.
Youyu frowned: "What's wrong with you?" β
"Dead ghosts!!" A heart-rending scream came from behind the curtain, and then a behemoth jumped out, lifted the bowl in Feng Danmiao's hand, twisted the fish's ear, and scolded, "You're tired of living, aren't you!" β
Youyu was frightened and hurriedly explained: "Madam, I finished drinking the soup you cooked, this is what I asked the little girl to make newly, you have to believe me." β
Lin Zhiling was violent, dragging the fish away alive like a sack, and the tragic voice echoed in the corridor:
"Madam, I didn't mean it, I gave it to the general when I was full."
"The general saved my life, shouldn't we thank him properly?"
"Madam, I don't mean to."
Lin Zhiling threatened with resentment: "Do you want to eat chopped pepper fish head!" β
"No, no, no, it's still delicious turtle soup!"
"Someone, bring a knife!"
"Wife, what are you doing with a knife?"
"Castrated you to make turtle soup!"
"No, no, no, madam, you will cut off your children and grandchildren!"
"I gave birth to my son of heaven, and you will not be your queen!"
"Lost conscience!"
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Feng Danmiao hurriedly chased out the door, looked at the figure of a fish being dragged away, and hung his head sadly: What should I do to save the poor fish.