Chapter 196: Are You Itchy!
Half an hour later, in the box of a Chinese restaurant, Lei Baoer sat on a chair with a big grin, and glanced at Yang Hong, who was staring at her opposite.
"Look at what, what's wrong with the old lady."
Hearing the title of the open-mouthed old lady and the closed-mouthed old lady, Yang Hong smiled bitterly, ignored her fierce eyes, shook his head and said: "It's not that there's anything wrong, it's just that your dress and dress today are completely inconsistent with your temperament, and it's not suitable for you. ”
Such straightforward words made the atmosphere of the scene instantly solemn, Lei Bao'er's fair and handsome face was expressionless, if there were outsiders here, they would definitely think that a storm was coming.
"Lao Yang, you finally said a human word, worthy of being my friend, good eyes, I'll just say, I feel uncomfortable wearing like this." Lei Bao'er, who was still expressionless just now, complained with a smile as if she had met a confidant.
Yang Hong was not surprised by Lei Baoer's reaction, others may think that Lei Bao'er is a little moody and very irritable, but in his opinion, it is very simple and simple, so simple that he doesn't even need to use his brain to judge her joys, sorrows, and sorrows.
"That's it!" After the conversation, Yang Hong's eyes narrowed, revealing a hint of hope: "If you feel uncomfortable, take it off, anyway, it's just the two of us here, I won't mind." ”
"Hey, Lao Yang, are you itchy skin, do you want to try my anti-wolf stunt" Lei Bao'er's eyes were horizontal, and she instantly became murderous again.
"Just kidding, why are you so serious, we are civilized citizens, how bad it is to fight and kill."
"Humph!" After seeing Yang Hong's weakness for a moment, Lei Bao'er snorted coldly, no longer cared, touched his stomach and said: "I'm starving to death, it's awkward to eat in that French restaurant, plus you make trouble, I haven't eaten anything, I'm so hungry that I almost lose my strength, Lao Yang, have you ordered a good dish, quickly call the waiter to serve the food, and bring a few cases of beer by the way, let me suppress the fire." ”
"Feelings, you are here to eat big households" Yang Hong said with a sweaty face: "Why do you drink so much beer, you don't have to go to work in the afternoon." ”
"What are you talking about, what's the matter, you don't want to invite me yet, right, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, not to mention the things you made trouble today, just say that the ticket you drove on my Tyrannosaurus motorcycle through a red light is enough for me to eat several big meals." Lei Bao'er remembered it and shouted angrily.
"Hehe, how can I be, I call it a thrifty housekeeper." Yang Hong smiled embarrassedly and hurriedly: "It's shameful to be extravagant and wasteful, you don't see that the TV station is doing public service advertisements all day long, it is aimed at people from you state organs, eating and drinking, it is all people's fat and people's ointment." ”
"Cut, you don't need to find such a high-sounding reason for yourself." Lei Bao'er looked at him with disdain: "I think you just feel sorry for money, be stingy, just like you, you should be a bachelor for the rest of your life, which woman has taken a fancy to you, it is really eight lifetimes of blood mold." ”
"Stinky girl, talking so badly!" muttered in his heart, but Yang Hong didn't say it, after all, he was the first to lose, and now he can only make up for it with a treat.
Greeted the waiter and ordered a table of food, Yang Hong's heart moved, remembered about the hacker, hesitated, and immediately became enthusiastic, served her tea and water, and personally handed the washed fruit to her.
"Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief, say, look at you like this, is there something for me to help."
"Ahem!" Coughing dryly, Yang Hong said innocently: "What do I have to do with you, you don't care about the like being arrested for a prostitute, you don't even help eliminate the red light, I am purely apologizing for causing you to lose a boyfriend before." ”
"Well, that's like a human saying." Lei Bao'er nodded with satisfaction, talked to Yang Hong, and quarreled, which made her feel much better.
These words can suppress her badly, and when she thinks of the villain with the Shura mask who teases herself and spanks herself, she has a fire in her heart.
"Hmph, don't let me catch him, otherwise I will definitely use the eighteen kinds of torture of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, so that his life is worse than death." Lei Bao'er thought viciously, and Yang Hong, who was leisurely drinking tea opposite, shivered inexplicably.
After a while, all the wine and food were served, and Lei Baoer, who was in an unhappy mood, was full of wine and blew directly on the bottle.
Yang Hong, as a man, was naturally not to be outdone, one person and one carton of beer pestle were there to dry, after three rounds of drinking, Lei Baoer's face began to become red, with three or four points of drunkenness, but the more he drank, the more excited he became.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Yang Hong began to deliberately take the opportunity to show a little bad mood and drink sullenly there.
Lei Baoer, who found this, asked suspiciously, and under her constant questioning, Yang Hong was still secretive and refused to tell the truth.
Lei Bao'er, who was an anxious child, drank some wine, and listened to half of the words, so she was so anxious that she was about to scratch her ears and cheeks, stared at Yang Hong viciously, and said arrogantly: "Are we friends, I am the captain of the criminal police team, who dares to bully you for no reason, you tell me, I will help you settle it." ”
"Actually, it's a bit embarrassing to say." Yang Hong shook his head with a wry smile and continued to hesitate: "If you weren't my friend, I wouldn't even say it." ”
"Don't chirp crookedly, don't you say it, believe it or not, I'll point a gun at you and let you say it." Lei Bao'er burped, and her eyes began to become vicious.
"Okay, okay." Yang Hong raised his hands, put on a look of "forced helplessness", and told what happened today.
Of course, in the process of telling, it is inevitable that some artistic processing has been carried out, and the hacker said that he is vicious and cruel, and he is inhumane in doing all kinds of evil, while he himself is an innocent victim, both psychologically and physically, and his poor appearance is like a woman who has been bullied.
At first, Lei Bao'er listened carefully with a sympathetic face, but after hearing the description of Wang Meinu, she was stunned, and she couldn't help but think of Wang Meinu's miserable appearance, as well as the scene of snuggling up with Yang Hong, and on her beautiful face, her expression began to distort, as if she was holding back something.
But after only a few seconds, she couldn't hold back anymore, and slapped the table without any ladylike demeanor and laughed, that expression, how exaggerated and exaggerated, how cool, how cool, and finally even laughed so much that her stomach hurt and covered her stomach, and tears were about to laugh.
"Hey, are you friends, do you have any sympathy, my reputation has been so badly damaged, and you can still laugh." Yang Hong had a depressed and bitter face, the reason why he didn't say it directly was that he felt that this matter was too embarrassing, and he was embarrassed to take the initiative to ask for help, but he didn't expect to end up with the fate of being ridiculed by Lei Baoer, which made him very unhappy, and he began to drink sullenly again, but this time it was true.
"I'm just smiling, why are you so serious, looking at your usual old rascal look, I can't imagine that there is today." Holding back the laughter, Lei Bao'er pulled a chicken leg and bit it very unladylikely: "That hacker can come up with this kind of trick to bully you, and he can be regarded as a talent, thinking of the scene when you are with that Wang beauty who is two hundred pounds and full of pockmarked faces, I can't help but want to laugh, this is not to blame me, it is really too vivid." ”
"Damn, let's talk about it, it's not mine." Yang Hong glared at Lei Bao'er depressedly, eager to pour beer on her head, and said fiercely: "If it's a friend, you can help me find out that hacker and let him eat in prison for a few years, then say, I'm a taxpayer, you are a policeman, and you have the responsibility to protect me." ”
"It's you, the taxpayer." Lei Bao'er pouted: "Is your broken salary of 2,000 yuan a month enough to pay taxes?" ”
Hearing this, Yang Hong immediately became dissatisfied: "Hey, don't look down on people, Lao Tzu has now been promoted to assistant to the president, besides, what you said is not right, don't bully us people don't understand, even if I go to the vegetable market to buy almost fruit, it is all necessary to pay taxes, fruit transportation fees, booth fees, etc., which one does not include tax, even if I go to buy a pack of toilet paper, it is all tax." ”
"Dead Yang Hong, when you eat, can you not mention this kind of thing, is it deliberately disgusting to me, so as to help you save money for food." Lei Bao'er, who had a huge appetite and had just eaten half of the roast chicken, glared at him: "Lao Yang, you don't come to this set, you think I'm a policeman, I'm really big-chested, didn't you premeditate it a long time ago, deliberately pretending, don't you just want me to help catch hackers, just say no, it's like a girl"
"Eh, when did this girl become so shrewd, has her boobs become smaller recently?" Glancing at the huge chest that was still surging out, Yang Hong suppressed his doubts, and said with a smile: "Okay, then I'll say it directly, according to the tracking investigation of our company's technical personnel, the hacker who hacked into our company's IP address is an Internet café in the new ring road, we ordinary people have no right to investigate, only by relying on a wise and martial police like you, can we investigate the hateful hacker, like this dangerous element, we must arrest it as soon as possible, otherwise it is a potential threat to the society and the country." ”
"Hey, I said Lao Yang, do you really think that I, a criminal policeman, have nothing to do all day long, this kind of thing, you can call the police and let the people from the Internet Investigation Department do it." Lei Bao'er glanced at her angrily: "I'm in charge of criminal cases, don't you know what a criminal case is, I don't care about this kind of thing like you." ”
"No, I said it was a friend just now, you have something to settle down, why don't you admit it in a blink of an eye" Yang Hong stood up angrily and shouted without showing weakness: "Don't forget, we made a bet just now, you lost the bet, what, now you want to repay the debt." ”
After turning her big eyes twice, Lei Bao'er laughed and said, "That's right, I did lose the bet, but we didn't say at the time that the bet was to help you catch hackers." ”
"This girl, did you take any kind of medicine to prescribe wisdom today, why is it so difficult." Yang Hong secretly criticized himself, some of them were like hob meat, oil and salt did not enter, and water and fire did not invade Lei Bao'er, there was nothing to do.
Seeing Yang Hong's aggrieved appearance, Lei Bao'er was secretly happy in her heart, her eyes dripping and she took a sip of beer, and changed her words: "It's not impossible to help you, but you also know that I am not in charge of Internet cases, and it is easy to offend people by rashly interfering in the affairs within the jurisdiction of others." ”
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