"Asking for leave?" Fang Qiu glanced at this girl up and down a few times, and then pulled her two sides of her face with her hands, "Full of energy, ruddy complexion, extremely elastic face, not sick!" ”

"The surname Fang, you are not sick, your entire family has not been sick for eighteen generations!" The girl dressed up by this Lori is Deng Yunying who was sent out last night to "seduce" Fang Qiu, and before the "seduction" was successful, her face suffered, and she was so angry that she scolded her mother in her heart, "It's okay to just pinch your face, if it were somewhere else...... No wonder Xiao Min wants to scold him for being a pervert! ”

However, for the sake of the "great cause" of her classmates, she had to endure the humiliation and smile: "Teacher Fang, if you are not sick today, it does not mean that you were not sick yesterday!" You just tell people about your QQ number, okay! ”

"QQ number?" Fang Qiu wanted to say that he only had a WeChat account and no QQ number, but he remembered that the guy's QQ was open when he was in the office just now, so he wrote the guy's QQ number on the note and handed it to Deng Yunying, "Well, here you go." ”

It is not difficult to receive the QQ information of the broiler, as long as there is movement in that QQ, Fang Qiu can intercept the information of that QQ, and then reply disguised as that QQ number.

Therefore, Fang Qiu gave Deng Yunying this QQ number, which is not a lie to her, because he can also receive the information of this QQ number!

"Thank you, Mr. Fang!" Deng Yunying took the QQ number and ran back to the classroom happily.

Watching Deng Yunying bounce away, the corners of Fang Qiu's mouth rose slightly, revealing a wicked smile: "Want to use my QQ number to fix me?" You're still too tender, this method is not new! ”

As soon as the class bell rang, Fang Qiu walked into the classroom empty-handed, ready to start class.

Seeing that Fang Qiu didn't take anything, the students couldn't help but be very curious: "Teacher Fang, aren't you going to class?" ”

Fang Qiu asked rhetorically, "Why do you ask that?" ”

The students said, "Because you didn't bring any books!" It's okay if you don't go to class, you take us outside to play, haha! ”

Fang Qiu's face was triumphant: "Who said you have to bring books to class?" I have memorized the whole text I am going to take today, which line and which place is which word I remember clearly, and I still need to bring a book? ”

"Blow you!" The students didn't believe it, and immediately one of them picked up the book and asked loudly, "Teacher Fang, what is the sixth word in the sixth line on page 63?" ”

Fang Qiu replied confidently: "If the comma counts as a word, it is a comma, if it doesn't count, the word is 'wind'." ”

The other students immediately picked up the book to test Fang Qiu's answers, and they all looked like they had seen a ghost.

It's normal to have a good memory, but it's so good that what's the difference between that and a youkai?

The other students were still not convinced, and continued to ask: "The tenth word of the ninth line ......"

"Done."

"The fourteenth word of the twelfth line!"

"Okay."

This time, the students were completely convinced, and if they were not convinced, they couldn't: "Teacher Fang, you are really good!" ”

"It just shows that he has a good memory." Lu Tongtong was very unconvinced, "Teacher Fang, if you have the ability, you can recite it for us!" ”

"This ......" Fang Qiu's face showed embarrassment, "Classmate Lu Tongtong, are you making things difficult for me!" ”

Lu Tongtong "cut" disapprenously: "If you don't pull it down!" Teacher Fang, that's all you can do, it's okay to use it to deceive children, hum! ”

"Give me two more minutes, and I'll show you what it means to memorize backwards!" Fang Qiu said seriously.

"Two minutes? No way! Lu Tongtong never believes that a person's memory is so good, this is a text of more than 1,000 words, even if he can memorize it well, it is impossible to memorize it in two minutes.

Fang Qiu patted his chest and put on a confident look: "Just because you can't do it doesn't mean that others can't do it, or let's make a bet!" ”

"Okay!" Lu Tongtong said happily, "What do you want to bet on?" ”

It was Lu Tongtong's temporary idea to let Fang Qiu turn his back upside down, so she was sure that Fang Qiu had not prepared in advance, so it was impossible for Fang Qiu to cheat in advance.

The more Fang Qiu pretended to be confident, the more Lu Tongtong felt that he was singing about empty city plans.

Fang Qiu thought for a moment, and suddenly grinned, "What do you want to bet on?" ”

"It's the same as last time, if you lose, you put on your skirt and go for a few laps around the playground." Lu Tongtong didn't forget to make Fang Qiu ugly, "Of course, if I lose, you can mention the conditions." ”

"Okay." Fang Qiu nodded, with a sly expression, "If I win, you can shout 'I love Teacher Fang' five times in front of the whole class, how about it?" ”

"Poof—"

Many students laughed out loud, Nima, this Teacher Fang is really cheap enough, the nickname "Cheap * Ren Fang" is worthy of the name!

The others laughed happily, even Wang Xiaomin, who had been keeping a straight face, couldn't help laughing, only Lu Tongtong, who was annoyed and angry, was flushed and angry: "Bet on it, who is afraid of whom!" ”

"Okay, I'll recite it to you now, and the whole class can take the book as proof." Fang Qiu's decision made all the students stunned: Didn't you say that it was good to memorize it for two minutes? Two minutes before it officially starts!

However, as Fang Qiu began to memorize the text backwards, the students soon understood that Fang Qiu was setting off smoke bombs when he said that it would take two minutes, but in fact, he didn't need time at all to memorize it backwards!

A few minutes later, when Fang Qiu read the first word of this text, the entire class of students was in a state of confusion.

An article of thousands of words was really memorized backwards, if they didn't know that Lu Tongtong would never collude with Fang Qiu, they really thought that Fang Qiu had memorized the text backwards last night.

The facts are in front of them, and the students can't help but believe them.

Looking at the stunned students, Fang Qiu smiled and said, "Don't you come to some applause?" ”

"Good!" One boy took the lead in applauding, and the other students followed suit.

It was the first time they had seen such a magical teacher, and this hand alone was enough for them to admire!

"Thank you, thank you for cheering." Fang Qiu clenched his fists and thanked him, and his funny appearance caused everyone to laugh again.

Lu Tongtong was the most unhappy in the whole class, this time it was obvious that she had dug a pit and buried herself!

However, if it weren't for this thief surnamed Fang, how could he be fooled?

Lu Tongtong really hoped that everyone would forget the gambling contract just now, but after the applause, the whole class turned their eyes to her, and she couldn't hide if she wanted to.

Lu Tongtong stood up, biting her lip tightly, her face was so red that she was about to drip blood: "Teacher Fang, can I change the conditions?" ”

"Nope." Fang Qiu shook his head, "If I lose, will you promise me a change of conditions?" ”

Lu Tongtong was stunned for a moment, then shook his head, and looked bleak: "Okay, I said." I love ......"

"Stop!" Fang Qiu stopped Lu Tongtong in time, and snorted and said, "You don't love this tone at all, but it's like you're holding a memorial service, don't say it!" ”

Lu Tongtong was stunned, she didn't even notice when Fang Qiu asked her to sit down.

She suddenly felt that this teacher didn't seem to be so annoying!

This article is from Reading Books and Novels