At this moment, He Yongxu has already scolded all the plots of idol dramas that can guide people's brainless dramas in his mind, and by the way, he greeted the ancestors of the screenwriters.

A heroine like this usually doesn't survive an episode, right? He Yongxu complained silently, feeling that he was still too young, where would he meet a girl in reality is the appearance or temperament of those female stars, he waved his hand, and planned to turn around and walk out of this mysterious garden.

Just as he was about to turn around, he seemed to hear a small sobbing sound that even a loud snort could not hide.

, are girls crying looking for this method these days? Doesn't it mean that girls who are sad will go shopping and sing K to sleep? Why are you sitting here and eating instant noodles?

He Yongxu walked over quietly and asked tentatively, "Classmate?" You okay? ”

The girl heard this greeting and slowly raised her head, and He Yongxu remembered where he had seen this girl in an instant. It's the barbecue restaurant of the day! The girl who cries and eats barbecue!

, He Yongxu silently bowed down to this girl a hundred times in his heart, he had seen a lovelorn, but once he fell in love, he was such a girl who did not meet the standards of a lady, how ugly did he come, he really met it for the first time.

The quiet-looking girl hurriedly wiped the tears on her face, and planned to leave with the uneaten instant noodles, He Yongxu, a pure northern man, has an innate love and compassion for girls, probably because he was taken by his sister to watch idol dramas since he was a child, he is not so machismo, thinks that women are accessories of men, but thinks that girls are so small, so fragile, they should be protected and loved.

Although he has lived for more than 20 years, he has never enjoyed the feeling of loving a girl.

Out of the righteousness in his heart, He Yongxu said to the girl who seemed to be a little dodgy in a gentle tone: "Classmate, it's not right for you to do this. ”

There was still a mist in the girl's eyes, and she looked at him, and that expression could only be described as pity.

"If you're not afraid I'm a scoundrel, just sit down and let me be your trash can." He Yongxu grinned, "Say everything you want to say, all the grievances, we don't know each other anyway, and you're not afraid of being embarrassed." ”

Maybe he was persuaded by him, or maybe the backlog of love was too much to be released, and the girl sat down with instant noodles again.

He Yongxu sat next to her, separated from her by a person, and reminded: "You can say it." ”

The girl lowered her head and said in a small voice: "Do I look very ugly like this?" ”

"Sort of." He Yongxu modified the thoughts in his heart a little, but then he felt that his tone was still a little straight, and remedied, "Actually, you are not worthy of this, I am a man, I know that if he doesn't love a woman anymore, then no matter how sad and sad that woman is, it will not stir up a trace of turmoil in his heart, at most he will have a sense of expansion." ”

"I know, but I can't contain my tears." The girl took another sip, "I can't quickly forget him in such a short time, even if he is a jerk, but I still love him, sometimes I feel cheap." ”

He Yongxu turned his head sideways to look at this girl, and felt a little embarrassed in his heart, such strong feelings, he thought that he could only see it in TV dramas.

"Liang Jingru has a song, I miss it because it hurts to breathe, I used to think it was very hypocritical." The girl finally smiled faintly, "But now, that's how I am." ”

He Yongxu has not comforted the experience of girls, but he is also a hardcore audience who has been baptized by so many idol dramas, and he will still copy the reason: "During the time of falling out of love, no one could help you, you had to come out on your own." ”

"Well, I'm slowly coming out now." The girl finally looked up at him and smiled, "I don't dare to say it to my roommates, on the one hand, I feel a little embarrassed, for a man to make myself like this, on the other hand, I don't want them to worry, maybe the more familiar you are, the more you can't speak, because of me, our dormitory hasn't laughed happily for a long time." ”

"Then you have to get better quickly, you don't have a boyfriend, you still have roommates."

The girl gradually talked more, what she said was no longer limited to the ex-boyfriend who had failed her, but more about how many ridiculous stupid things she had done during this time, He Yongxu patiently listened to her little by little, in the secret little garden, no one knew that there were two people here, one listening, the other talking, so comfortable.

Until He Yongxu received a WeChat message from his roommate full of resentment:

"Brother Monkey, did you die in the girls' dormitory? I haven't come back yet, and I've been going to pass on the word for so long. ”

Forget about business! He Yongxu patted his head and got up to apologize to the girl: "I'm sorry, I still have something to do." ”

The girl smiled: "I'm embarrassed to delay your time, you can go." ”

"Okay."

After greeting He Yongxu, he was about to hurry to do business, but the girl suddenly stopped him and asked softly, "Can I know your name?" ”

This is the beginning of a beautiful story, but the male protagonist is Comrade He Yongxu, whose cerebellum development is not yet complete, I saw him smile slightly, put on a pose that he thought he was more handsome than Wu Yanzu and better than Andy Lau, turned around and whispered to the girl, and spit out four words: "My name is Lei Feng." ”

And the girl, standing in place, holding instant noodles, couldn't come back to her senses for a long time.

“”

retarded.

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Inside the 2333 bedroom.

Niangniang suddenly remembered a very important question: "Did Brother Monkey go to the girls' dormitory?" ”

Xiao Xuan, Wang Zhi: ""

The mother kept her mouth shut, as if she hadn't asked this question.

Shui Qingyuan has been in Qingda for so long, it's not that he hasn't met a boy who confesses under the girl's dormitory.

The romantic point is to put a heart-shaped candle and hold a guitar to sing love, and the local tyrant calls a group of difficult brothers and sisters to hold an LED light in their hands, and it is "xxx I like you" together, and it is really not good to call the building directly and rudely, but the success rate is close to 0, and it is generally * silk is used to wanting to post the headlines will do this, and then it is a big adventure to lose.

Shui Qingyuan also encountered it a few times, but she didn't even bother to go downstairs.

Such a rash high-profile confession before the girl's mind is determined will only cause trouble to the girl, so it is better to publicly confess this kind of thing, except for showing affection or only the last stroke.

She never thought that there would be boys shouting in the middle of the day, and it was still her name.

A strong sense of powerlessness rose in his heart, and Shui Qingyuan decided to take the path back to the bedroom.

Ah Hua glanced at the boy who shouted Shui Qingyuan's name loudly with a bit of a lively mood, but froze in the next second.

Shui Qingyuan tugged at Ah Hua: "What's wrong?" ”

Ah Hua pointed to the boy: "He, he, he" couldn't bear to say the second half of the sentence.

Shui Qingyuan felt a little strange, followed Ah Hua's gaze, and completely collapsed after seeing the boy's appearance clearly.

Shui Qingyuan, who rarely swears, can only silently roar "cnmb" in her heart at this moment, but after all, she is Senior Brother Xiao's roommate, she can't look at him and lose face, after all, family ugliness can't be publicized, Shui Qingyuan relied on the advantage of long legs, walked in front of He Yongxu in three or two clicks, and stared at him quietly.

He Yongxu walked into the girls' dormitory, and after Aunt Chong showed a pure smile, he was ruthlessly swept out of the door with a mop and a dragon swing tail, and he realized that the spirit of the truth of "girls are not allowed to enter the dormitory, boys are not allowed to enter".

But it's a bit embarrassing to go back to the dormitory without seeing it, Comrade He Yongxu just called Shui Qingyuan in the simplest and rude way.

He was shouting about one cycle and planning the next one, when his mouth opened, and he saw Shui Qingyuan using the "Wise Gaze" emoji skill on him.

He Yongxu took two steps back and stammered a little: "Senior Sister Shui, hello." ”

Shui Qingyuan's eyebrows twitched twice: "Senior brother, hello." ”

"Uh." He Yongxu, who is usually thicker than the city wall, felt a honey shyness in his heart at this moment, and he didn't know how to speak.

Shui Qingyuan was a little speechless, but it was not good not to say anything, so he had to ask, "Senior brother, how long have you been waiting downstairs?" ”

He Yongxu then remembered: "Senior sister, why are you so slow, are you sleeping in the bedroom?" ”

Shui Qingyuan couldn't bear to tell him that he actually went to class by herself, and in the spirit of kindness, she chose to skip this topic.

"Senior brother, do you have something wrong?"

He Yongxu sighed and said directly: "That's the case, I don't know if you would like to have a friendship with our dormitory, junior sister?" ”

I don't know why, Shui Qingyuan subconsciously felt that this must be Senior Brother Xiao's idea, in this modern society where the relationship between men and women is infinitely open, friendship can still be regarded as an upright idea to deepen revolutionary friendship, except for Xiao Xuan, who has a little old cadre's ideological style, no one should come up with such an earthy idea.

Ah Hua, who was standing silently in the corner, shook her head sadly, no, she didn't want to see this senior who would only ask her if she had eaten.

But Shui Qingyuan is a self-centered woman, at this moment, she only has Xiao Xuan in her eyes, and she has completely abandoned the roommate who was crying silently in the corner.

She smiled slightly, pretending to be excited: "Okay." ”

Just take it as her green tea, for the last time.