356. 356. You pick up a girl, I pay
The dark night gradually faded, and the boundless sea gradually brightened and the vision became wider. In the boundless water, the road wind and hippos have been soaking for hours. For those who have never seen the sea, many people think that it would be nice to be able to swim and take a bubble bath in the sea. However, for Lu Feng, none of them did not want to jump out of the sea and run to land immediately.
Although the sea surface is calm, the waves are not big, and the water temperature is not low, but the taste of soaking in the sea is really unpleasant. With their physical strength, if they don't swim hard, they will never have a problem swimming all night, but the feeling of being soaked in salty water is far less comfortable than being soaked in fresh water in a swimming pool, so everyone does not want to stay in the sea anymore.
The hippopotamus was lying on his back, his huge body floating on the surface of the water like a leather ball, and he sighed and said as he slowly plucked the water: "Boss, how far are we to get to the shore?" ”
Lu Feng raised his wrist, looked at the explosion-proof, fireproof and waterproof multi-function watch, and said: "The marathon distance of 42.195 kilometers, we have swam 18.5 kilometers, and there are still more than 23 kilometers left!" ”
Listening to the number reported by Lu Feng, the hippopotamus couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh and say, "Fuck! It's that far away! Aren't we swimming very slowly? It's so far away, if you swim to shore, you should fucking have lunch! ”
After listening to the hippopotamus's words, Lu Feng smiled and said: "This is in the water, and the speed of the swimming champion is only five or six kilometers an hour, and we are not slow to swim!" After saying this, he smiled and said, "You kid still want to eat?" Don't worry, we will be able to go ashore before dark, and I will ask you to eat whatever you want to eat, so that your hippopotamus will have a round belly! ”
Hippo laughed, "Fuck! Boss, you can't just let me eat and drink when it's dark! ”
Lu Feng couldn't help but ask: "You kid doesn't eat wine and food, what else do you want to eat?" ”
Before the hippo could answer, the stegosaurus took it with a smile and said, "Boss, don't you know the hobbies of this kid of the hippopotamus?" This kid wants to pick up a girl and let you pay the bill for him! ”
Listening to the words of the stegosaurus, Lu Feng turned his head to look at the hippopotamus floating on the water like a prickly dolphin, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay, your kid has made a great contribution today!" As a reward for you, you can soak as much as you want! You pick up girls, I'll pay! ”
Hearing Lu Feng agreeing to be so happy, the hippopotamus laughed and said, "Fuck! Boss, boss, you're so interesting! Can I tell you, I don't just make one, I want to make several, you have to pay for it? ”
Lu Feng laughed and said, "It's okay! As long as you kid use your ability, you can soak as many as you want, and I will pay for them all! It's just that you kid is also a little more leisurely, don't make it to the girl, but die of exhaustion on the girl! ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, the hippopotamus couldn't help laughing and said, "Fuck! Boss, just rest assured! My hippopotamus is a golden gun, and I will never surrender after 3,500 rounds of fighting them! ”
"Come on, you kid!" The snow wolf took over and said disdainfully, "Just with your two hits, you still have three thousand five thousand rounds of fighting, in my opinion, you kid will fight three or five rounds!" ”
Hearing the snow wolf look down on himself like this, the hippopotamus was not happy, and scolded the snow wolf: "Fuck! Snow wolf, you kid really don't know how powerful I am, and you look down on me hippopotamus too much! Otherwise, when I do it with Niu'er, you kid will count on the side and see if my hippopotamus can fight three or five thousand rounds! ”
Hearing the hippopotamus so brazen, the spear god couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "If you kid can really fight three or five thousand times, let alone a girl, even a female hippopotamus will be killed by you!" ”
Hearing that the gun god, who has always been difficult to speak, said such a thing, everyone couldn't help but laugh. After laughing, the hippopotamus said, "Why don't I tell the boss that I need to soak a few more?" He looked at the wind and said, "Fuck! Boss, you're so funny! I love you so much! Otherwise, I'll help you find a few girl bubbles! How about a cool one? ”
Hearing that the hippopotamus wanted to corrode himself like this, Lu Feng laughed and said, "Okay, good! You can help me find a few that taste good! ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, Hippo's eyes immediately lit up, and he said excitedly: "Fuck! Boss, just rest assured! The girls here are better than one another, and the kung fu is better than the other, which is guaranteed to make you unbearable! ”
"That's great!" Hearing Hippo say this, Lu Feng smiled and said, "After I go back, I will tell Ke'er that you helped me find the girl, so that Ke'er can thank you well!" ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, everyone else couldn't help laughing, but the hippopotamus almost cried, and said with a bitter face: "Boss, boss, you are killing me!" If Ke'er knew that I was the girl who pulled you to the bubble, it would be strange if I didn't kick my big ass! It's important for me to keep my ass, you, you better not go! ”
Hearing the hippopotamus say this, everyone couldn't help but laugh. After swimming for a while, the hippopotamus complained again, saying, "Fuck! What the fuck are they doing blowing up our speedboats? If we hadn't fried it, we would have gone ashore to pick up girls a long time ago! ”
Stegosaurus took over and said, "It's not bad now!" Although you kid hasn't soaked in a girl for a while, but you're taking a bath in the sea! You still need money to pick up girls, you don't need money to take a bath, you don't soak for a while, isn't it too much of a loss? ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "You kid should be content!" If you blow up someone's arsenal, they will blow up one of our speedboats, that's interesting enough! ”
The hippopotamus smiled and said, "It's okay to blow it up, but it's not too late to blow it up after we get ashore!" Otherwise, we wouldn't have to soak in this sea all the time! ”
Lu Feng also smiled and said, "Then why didn't you discuss it with others earlier, and tell them to wait for us to go ashore before blowing it up?" Otherwise, if you go back and reason with them, maybe they will realize that they are at a loss, and they will give us a speedboat! ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, the hippopotamus's head shook like a rattle, and he smiled and said, "Fuck! Top dog! You, just spare me! If I go back and talk to them, it won't be a shame that they don't fuck me raw! Although my hippopotamus has a lot of meat, I can't stand the number of them, they are just one mouthful, and my hippopotamus will become boneless! ”
Listening to the hippopotamus's words, everyone couldn't help but laugh again. The hippopotamus sighed and said, "Fuck! We've been swimming for hours, and we haven't even met a boat. If we meet the boat, we can sit together for a while, and we don't need to soak like this! Fucking the sea is salty, and my skin is tickling! ”
The hippopotamus was muttering, but he heard the wind shouting, "Look, there's a boat coming towards us!" ”