31.Chapter 31
When I finally got back to my accommodation, I was sick on my bed, and it was the worst two days I've ever encountered in my life.
One qiē is derailed.
And the master walked around my apartment, observing all kinds of new things.
Although he looks cold and strict on the outside, but in modern terms, he is a teaser who can't figure out his mind, and it doesn't seem right for me to say this about my master, but I just think about it in my heart, and no one knows.
He's just a big tease?
"Xiao Heng, you will go with me to live in my villa from tomorrow." Luo Hongling came out of the shower and said to me with only a bath towel around him.
"What about my career? I'm also going to open a chain store. I said.
"I've bought all of your stores." Luo Hongling said generously, "I will introduce you to my entertainment company." ”
"Huh?! Am I going to be an artist? I said.
"Of course, do you marry a husband?" Luo Hongling said.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing." Luo Hongling suddenly turned around and left.
My career was just getting started, and I just died.
After a few seconds of lamenting my career, I put on the covers and went to sleep.
The next morning, when I came to the living room, I found that the living room was in a mess, my sofa was all scratched, the walls were scratched, and the whole living room seemed to have undergone a nuclear explosion, but I slept so dead last night that I didn't even notice it.
The master was lying flat on the floor, staring blankly at the ceiling.
Of course, this is not because he went mad and suffered from internal injuries or fell out of love and despair, but because-
He ate up the whole jar of catnip I bought.
This is the drug addiction scene.
It's better to send him back to the Immortal Cultivation Realm, because this thing is a fox Shra who can breathe atoms in defiance of any realm laws, and if he runs wild in the human realm in the future, it will cause an international nuclear war.
And he swallowed nuclear energy and it will become even greater.
Ten Ultramans can't beat him.
Thinking about that scene, I shudder a little.
So I dragged my master up and prepared to take him to an open place to use the magic circle to transmit him, his actual nature was too large, so I had to use the magic circle, and I couldn't teleport around in one breath like I took my junior brother.
Luo Hongling had already gone home to deal with all kinds of trivial matters.
"Yuezhou, don't be delusional about sending me back to the Immortal Cultivation Realm." Master spoke suddenly. He's a roundworm in my stomach! He knows everything I want! And he's still with his eyes closed!
"Then Master, can you not cause a disturbance in the human realm?" I say.
"Do you think that being a teacher is such a boring and unreasonable person? If you are unreasonable as a teacher, how can you live? Master said, "Go and buy me ten pounds of catnip." ”
"Master, you're going to be addicted! You've warned me before that as an immortal cultivator, you can't be addicted to some powders! In fact, there are many things in the human world, which are better than catnip......"
"Tell me about it."
"Golden Supreme Dog Can!!" This is the best brand I can think of, I went to the pet supermarket to buy canned food for customers and was never willing to buy it because Nima is too expensive!
"A teacher is not a dog. It's a fox. Shizun finally opened his long, narrow, star-like eyes, "Okay, it's all about the same, get some and I'll taste it." ”
My master is a little good, he never takes a fight, a dog is a dog, he is not hypocritical at all.
I rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find that all my □□ and passbooks were gone, and I only had ten yuan in my wallet, and my Alipay was locked.
There is only one person who can do these things!!
Demon Cultivator Sect Master Luo Hongling!!
It's too annoying to lock up Alipay or something without saying a word.
How can there be such a demon venerable.
"Apprentice, are you out of money?" Shizun was still lying on the floor and was reluctant to get up, probably the effect of catnip was still there, and he sneezed from time to time.
"Master, how do you know everything—did you bring money for human use?" In my eyes, the master is omnipotent.
"How could I possibly have money. However, Luo Hongling seems to be very rich, so I will give you a task today, buy me thirty cans of the cans you said. There is no money to ask Luo Hongling for, and he is not in the human realm now, he is in the demon cultivation realm, I will send you over. Shizun said.
Feed! Do you let your beloved disciple go to the Demon Cultivation Realm alone to ask for money in order to eat canned food?!
"But I didn't bring the clothes of the Immortal Cultivation Realm." I say.
The master lay on the ground and snapped his fingers, and with a click, a set of characteristic sect costumes of the Eastern Sect fell on the sofa, and the robes of the Eastern Sect were embroidered with the pattern of the bright moon entering the sea, mainly in blue and white tones, which was estimated to be recognizable at a glance in the Demon Cultivation Realm. Wouldn't it be too eye-catching to dress like this?
"You're so good, why don't you come out with some money?" I asked.
"I haven't seen what money looks like in the world, and if I turn it out and you sell it, won't it be considered ill-gotten gains?" Master Lai said on the floor.
"Who sued you for the word ill-gotten gains? Is it Luo Hongling? "I suspect that Luo Hongling taught Master something bad.
"Yes, he said that your money is his, and if you want to spend money, you have to report it from him. This man is too possessive, and he will be a scourge in the future. Yuezhou, remember not to let him ride on your head, don't lose the face of our Dongzong. The master said earnestly.
So I changed into Dongzong's clothes, hastily tied my hair with a rubber band, and then stood in the circle that Master had drawn in the kitchen.
"When I don't come back, Master, don't mess with the things in my room. Don't open the door to strangers either. I said.
"Don't worry, you have your own sense of proportion for the teacher." Shizun said and opened the refrigerator.
I feel like I'm running out of snacks in the fridge.
Then I took a deep breath -
Demon Cultivation Realm, Longtan Tiger's Den, I have to break through!
For Alipay.
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The demon cultivation world, thousands of mountains and forests, clouds and mist are obscure all year round,
The mountains here are not as gentle or magnificent as those in the immortal cultivation world, but steep and steep, and they are ruthless and resolute everywhere.
Or there is a waterfall, the drop is hundreds of miles, I don't know how deep it is.
There is a realm of lava surging, like purgatory,
There are also cliffs that are cold and frozen for thousands of years.
It is such a strange natural environment but a realm full of demonic energy that has given birth to the completely different ecological things in the demon cultivation world.
And the Supreme Temple of the Demon Cultivation Realm is the Absolute Hate City that occupies the highest peak of the Demon Cultivation Realm, the Desireless Peak.
It is rumored that the deepest resentment in the world will be dissipated as soon as you enter the city, because this city is garrisoned by the most fierce and cruel avengers in the world, with the most elite warrior legions in the Nine Realms, their power can shake the heavens and level a city, and the only person they are loyal to is
Only the Demon Cultivator Master!! Luo Hongling!