Chapter 51: Jinjiang
The display screen of the central light brain shook, and after half a ring, it returned to normal, and said with a slightly trembling electronic voice, "Then, he~ You want me, how can you call the shots?" β
The movements of the little Emperor Liu's circle in the display screen slowed down by half a beat, and he asked in disbelief with wide eyes, "Xiao, Xiaotian, did you laugh just now?" Wow~ Even you're laughing at me! I'm going to cry to you! You and Wei Qi are the same! No conscience! You can't remember who played with you all these years! I'll come to you as soon as I have time! How can you break my heart so much? Wow~" On the display screen, the little emperor was lying on his back at the bottom of the screen, splashing and rolling.
The central light brain seemed to be in a happy mood - watching the number flow on the screen become faster. In the wail of Emperor Liu, "Di Di - the analysis is complete, the number jΓΉ is being read!" β
Emperor Ryu was still rolling on the ground and howling, and when he heard the sound, he was peeking through his fingers at the video he had read. The light brain glanced at Diliu, who was peeking at it with his fingers open, and silently opened the video he had read. Emperor Liu was stunned for a moment, this, isn't this the cuteness after growing up? I want to sneak away to see Gu Mengmeng when I have nothing to do for so many years, so I will never admit my mistake! But how long has it been since I saw Meng Meng, why was Meng Meng reported to the Central Light Brain? There must be some misunderstanding in this! Right! It must be like this!
Diliu stood up from the ground after rolling on a donkey, and came to the central light brain in front of him, "Hehe~, Xiaotian, this, is this a video transmitted back from Yaoguangxing?" Hey, hey, hey~"
The numbers on the screen flowed faster, "Didn't you say I had no conscience?" A light brain without a conscience will not answer you! β
The emperor in the display screen twisted his fart~ strands, rubbed his fingers, and said righteously, "Hmph, who said you have no conscience?" If you sue me, I promise not to kill him! Hey, hey, hey, I hit him half-dead! Amazing! Look at my sincere little eyes! Why are you suing me why the cute video is being uploaded to you! β
"Then you go first, beat the one who scolded me for having no conscience and beat him half to death, I'm suing you! What do you think? The central light brain quickly received the number of jΓΉ while analyzing whether the number of times the baby fell asleep and cried less after being wrapped in the quilt in the transmitted video.
As soon as Emperor Liu said it, he received it, "Okay-ah! Then the one you sue me for scolding you is called-hahahaha, what is that, how can someone say that the central light brain has no conscience? The most conscientious in the world is the central light brain! You see, even ordinary citizens have rest days for work, but our central optical brain is not working all the time, and there is no annual leave! Not to mention this, it's just that you have to look at things big and small, how tiring it is! So you are the one with the most conscience! If anyone dares to say that you have no conscience, I will be anxious with whom! Amazing! β
"Really?" The light brain said happily, "Then why did someone named Diliu say that I have no conscience?" β
Diliu: "Then you must have heard it wrong, or I made a mistake!" Hahaha How could I really say something like that! Isn't that right? Hey, hey, hey! Oh, hurry up and tell me what the hell is going on! β
"So want to know? I can sue you, but on the other hand, you also have to sue me, why do you think this is a video from Yaoguangxing? β
Emperor Liu was struggling with how to answer, and the light brain answered for him, "My number library shows that you spent some time in Yaoguangxing not long after you were born, and as soon as you come back, you will make weapons, well-let me think about it, you also evolved once, and when I sent Wei Qi to investigate, I found that you were hiding in this little guy named Gu Meng, right?" So one last question! All the numbers on the display paused, "Why are you so concerned about this kid named Gu Meng?" Do you like him? β
With the analysis of the light brain sentence by sentence, Diliu felt that his entire mecha was about to explode! I thought that my backup number was going to be discovered, but I didn't expect to ask this question in the end! Diliu felt a lot of electricity explode in his ears! At this time, Emperor Liu was extremely glad that he was not a person, if it was a person, his heart would have jumped out of his throat a long time ago!
"Of course I like cuteness! Smart and gentle, and will go to bed stories, go to the hall and get the kitchen, and be good at singing and dancing! It's almost omnipotent! Such a good cuteness is something that everyone likes! Don't you like it? β
The more Di Liu spoke, the more energetic he became, and the number on the display screen moved more and more slowly. "Well, I don't like him! You're not human either! "I'm also gentle and smart, and if you're willing to listen, I can tell you bedtime stories." What if you go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, you can't eat. But I have a salary, I can give you the latest energy and hire the best mech maintenance man. If you can sing and dance, you can only look at it, there are tens of thousands of songs and dances in my library, and I can find out which one you want to see! Besides, where is he omnipotent? Can he drive a mech? Does he know how to do mental arithmetic? The most important thing is that he can't never grow old and never die! β
Emperor Liu was stunned for a moment when he listened to the series of words of the central light brain, and he held back for a long time before he spit out a sentence, "But, Wei Qi doesn't like it!" β
The central light brain was momentarily stunned.
"Xiaotian, I know you're amazing! However, what Wei Qi needs is a match who can go to the hall and get the kitchen, smart and gentle, and will be born, old, sick and die~ Couple! Little God! Falling in love between different species does not end well! Wake up! β
Central Light Brain: "So, you pay so much attention to this child, yes, because he is Wei Qi's future partner~ couple!?" β
Emperor Liu shyly twisted his fart~ shares, "Oops, Meng Meng is not Wei Qi's match ~ even now!" Don't talk nonsense! But soon! This is the education I chose for Weiqi! Hmph~"
The numbers on the display screen were instantly confused and then swept by at a very fast speed, and the entire consciousness body of the central light brain was exploding at this time, and the only thought at this time was to find a small dark room to lock himself in! Although he wanted to take the emperor stream over and cultivate it as the next generation of light brains, when he cultivated the emperor stream, he could attach it to the mecha at will and go out for a walk and have a look. But since Diliu evolved again, the more I get along with him, the more reluctant I am to let the lively and active Diliu become the same as himself, thinking that Diliu will be trapped here after taking over his job, and then working non-stop, watching the whole interstellar happening through the monitor, birth, old age, sickness and death, the change of times, and finally become indifferent. The thought that the mischievous Emperor was about to become so lifeless made the central light brain feel uncomfortable. According to human beings, it's not okay to have a heartache, this is probably distress, right?
Later, because of his temperament, Di Liu often caused trouble, and as soon as Wei Qi closed the small black house, he would spontaneously come to himself to complain, and sometimes he would roll in his arms, and gradually his eyes were no longer staring at the display screen, but were attracted by Di Liu. To this day, the phrase "You like him?" that comes out of his mouth is "You like him?" "Like this kid who smiles confidently? Fortunately, the answer I got was not what I thought, but it made a bigger oolong. At this time, the light brain really knew why he had to pay his salary to design weapons for Diliu; Why every time Emperor Liu gets into trouble, he starts to rejoice in his heart; Why was Emperor Liu very happy when he opened his mouth to scold Wei Qi; Why did Emperor Liu's eyes fall on other items, and he felt that the program was not running smoothly, it turned out that this qiΔ was because of himself-
"Little God! What happened to you? You're going to get stuck!! Oh, my God! This is definitely a rare sight in a century! Are you sick? Phew, no, you can't get the virus, right? Oh my god! I, I'm going to find Weiqi! β
As soon as the central light brain came back to his senses, he saw the emperor who was screaming all over the screen, and suddenly had an urge to hang himself on the southeast branch!
After finally explaining, in order to turn the page that was not very 'harmonious' before, the central light brain automatically told Diliu about the origin of this video.
"β0β Oh! So the current Meng Meng is no longer in Yaoguangxing? He is now interning in Yu Hengxing's nursery? Did he choose the School of Nursing? Oops~ It's really worthy of the education that my emperor looks at! That's it's a cow break! Hahahaha! Xiaotian, what Meng Meng said must be right! You can rest assured! β
The central light brain looked at the trembling little mecha with his hands on his hips and laughing on the display screen, and smiled helplessly, "It's not that you say he's right, he's right." It's about waiting for me to sort out the number jΓΉ, after all, the number jΓΉ will not deceive! β
"Did you count the number then?" Emperor Liu asked with his feet apart.
"Well, but the number jΓΉ of a day is nothing, and I will find out when I integrate the number jΓΉ of the last few days and take a look!"
"Don't look at it, I dare to use my imperial instinct to pack a ticket! There must be no problem! β
"Well, the number of days also shows that the baby's sleep time has accelerated, the sleep is indeed more mature, and the number of excretions ~ excretion seems to be reduced. If nothing else, the all-interstellar childcare machine qΓ¬ people are going to be updated! A new program must be written in a short period of time to implant the parenting machine qΓ¬ people, this program is not difficult to write, mainly because the interstellar replacement will have to be a big move. If he's thinking of something and he's going to change it again, it's going to be a problem! β
When Di Liu heard this, he blinked his eyes and came up, "Why can't it work?" Why can't you figure it out when it's so simple? Xiaotian, you can send me over! Isn't it just a change program! What a piece of cake! When the time comes, I'll arrive at Yuhengxing, and I'll report to you as soon as I think of any idea! If you say it's feasible, I'll write it in the program, and if you say no, I won't write it! How's it going? Hehe~ Are you still not at ease with my errands? Wrapped up in me! β
"You're gone, what should I do there?" The central light brain asked pretending not to care.
"Humph! He's locked me up in a dark room! Who cares about him! Which side is cooler and which side stays! Besides, I'm not going out to play, I'm going to help him educate people in the future! In the future, he will know how happy it is to have a mecha like me who broke his heart for him! cough~ I really envy Wei Qi for having such a smart, smart, intelligent and capable mecha! β
Central Light Brain: It's the same as it really is, I almost believed it!
"Ahem, okay, since you're so serious about breaking your heart for Wei Qi, then I'll help you! Let me take a look at Gu Meng, what will they learn in their next course? Well, this is a welfare house! Then let Wei Qi also go to the welfare home to volunteer for a month! It happened to be low season lately and there was nothing going on"