"Ah~ah..."A fish was so frightened that a carp turned over, and quickly sat up and looked around in a panic, seeing Lin Zhiling sitting at the head of the bed, he immediately blushed, but his heart was like being splashed with cold water, and it turned out to be just a dream. Let's just say, after I asked someone to carry Feng Danmiao to bed last night, I went back in a fart and kept my duty, I knew that it was a dream, so I wouldn't be wronged.

Well? I knew it was a dream, why did I go to sleep with a man......

Youyu scratched his nose and said, "Auntie, what are you doing waking me up!" I don't want to face reality! ”

Some fish retracted their heads into the quilt in annoyance, wanting to continue their dreams.

Lin Zhiling lifted the quilt with fish, and unexpectedly saw a small hole in the crotch of the fish, covered his mouth and laughed, giggling non-stop. "Haha, I didn't believe it when I heard my sisters say that you guys would react when they get up in the morning, it turns out that there is, haha stupid, it's ridiculous! Hey, what did you dream about? ”

Youyu shed a cold sweat, saw Lin Zhiling's face, the artistic conception of sleep was all broken, and he got up angrily, and the sheets under him were actually wet with sweat. Youyu took a pair of clean underwear from his package and walked to the small pavilion to change them, and said perfunctorily: "I dreamed of you." ”

Lin Zhiling jumped outside the pavilion and said happily: "What's your illness?" ”

"Nope!" Youyu hurriedly denied it, realized that he had said the wrong thing, and corrected, "I... I wet the bed. ”

"What!" Lin Zhiling shouted like thunder, and the whole room trembled, "Your boss is not too young and still wets the bed, do you know shame!" ”

There was a deafening sound, a spilled porridge outside the door, and then there was a laugh of "crying silently". Lin Zhiling walked over to open the door, only to see Wei Ya bending his waist and holding on to the doorrail and laughing, causing tears.

Wei Ya endured it, and was so tired that he could only squeeze out one sentence: "Did your husband wet the bed?" Haha......"

The so-called family ugliness should not be publicized, Lin Zhiling raised his leg angrily and kicked Wei Ya down, pointed at Wei Ya and scolded, like a shrew scolding the street, "You haven't peed!" ”

Youyu covered his forehead in despair, and as soon as Lin Zhiling drank it, I am afraid that the entire Yan camp will know that he is wetting the bed, and then the whole country will know that he is wetting the bed, and then the whole history will know that he is wetting, and finally the whole world will know that he is wetting! If he really became an emperor, he might not be the most heroic emperor in history, the longest-lived emperor, or the most romantic emperor, but he would definitely be the most sluggish emperor.

Wei Ya laughed for a day yesterday, his muscles were sore, and he finally became reserved, and the laughter was easily picked up by Youyu. Wei Ya stood up holding his sore lower abdomen, walked into the house to greet Youyu, but when he saw the wet and unknown liquid on the bed, he immediately smiled and bent over, as if he had laughed and gone crazy.

"Ru Gong - Ru Gong, you are amazing, you are drawing a map of the great punishment!"

Wei Ya panted and pointed to the wet stains, and said with emotion: "This is Luzhou, this is Huizhou, this is Qianzhou, and this is Lianzhou...... Oh, I'll go, Ru Gong's painting is still very accurate, could it be that he had a spring and autumn dream last night?! Ha ha. ”

Lin Zhiling leaned over and took a look, and was surprised: "It's really a map of punishment, Xianggong, you are so powerful, even the bed for wetting is different from someone else's!" ”

There is a fish lying pathetically on the wall with its eyes closed, and it doesn't want to go out to meet people today.

Lin Zhiling saw that Youyu didn't move, so he broke into the pavilion and dragged Youyu out, "Go wash and groom up, King Yan summoned you to discuss the criminal punishment." ”

Youyu sat on the couch with his arms crossed sullenly, and glanced at the tired Wei Ya, "What's the matter with me?" ”

"No... It's okay," Wei Ya shook his head, holding back his smile, "I haven't seen your father for a long time, so I brought porridge to ask you for peace." ”

Youyu glanced at the empty-handed Wei Ya again and asked, "What about the porridge?" ”

Captain pointed to the sparse wave on the ground, "It's scared silly. ”

There are fish: #

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After Youyu finished washing, he got up and went to the camp with Wei Ya, and met Feng Danmiao on the way. Seeing Feng Danmiao walking towards him, Youyu deliberately pretended not to see it, as if he had done something wrong.

Feng Danmiao approached, stretched out his hand and brushed aside Wei Ya, and said concisely and concisely: "You, while playing, I, I have something to say to Ru Gong alone." ”

Yu Ya grimaced with disdain and stepped forward in a playful manner.

There was only the general left in front of him, and the atmosphere was very dull, and Youyuton felt that the space was too small, and even smelled the unpleasant breath on him. Youyu frowned, his eyes dodged, and he pursed his lips and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"Look at me." Feng Danmiao suddenly pointed out angrily, as if he was asking the teacher for sin.

His indifferent tone meant a few things, and he asked himself why he was the object of his desire in his dreams. Be all abroad! Youyu raised his head unhappily and stared at Feng Danmiao's sharp eyes, he wanted to be strict with himself, and the knowingly offending Hang'er Lang laughed, "What's wrong with the little rabbit tooth?" ”

The autumn wind blew, ruthlessly broke the branches, and the thick branches fell from the trees and looked like they were about to hit the head of the fish, Feng Danmiao waved his hand and easily lifted it.

Feng Danmiao's eyes are like this gust of autumn wind, erasing the summer scenery, and his eyes are chilling. Youyu put away his already far-fetched smile, and turned to a serious tone: "If you have anything, just say it, don't put your general's shelf in front of me." ”

Feng Danmiao seemed to be affirming what, and said word by word: "I know that Duke Ru is prejudiced against the last general, I will only explain one thing, believe it or not, I saved Shu Jin because I owe him, that's all." If you refuse to forgive because the last general is not taking good care of you, it is too naïve. ”

called himself the last general in front of himself, and the relationship immediately became blunt. Youyu swallowed the sullen breath in his heart, resentful and angry, "If the general insists on dwelling on this issue, it is too naïve." I made it very clear last night, believe it or not. ”

The fish said that, he turned away in displeasure.

Feng Danmiao grabbed Youyu's wrist fiercely, dragged him back to face him, and snorted coldly: "You only said last night to let me go." ”

Youyu rubbed Feng Danmiao's hand and said, "But I went to look for you later!" ”

Feng Danmiao's face was suddenly surprised, and her indifferent expression dissipated, "You came to me?" ”

Youyu thought for a while, probably because he drank too much last night and forgot some things, so he couldn't blame him. Youyu softened his tone and explained: "You made it clear to me last night, I also believe you, after you got drunk, I asked someone to carry you to bed, if you don't believe it, you can ask the attendant." ”

"Isn't it that I'm dreaming?" Feng Danmiao's eyebrows drooped, and she muttered in confusion.

"You really drank too much last night, I have a lot of it, I don't blame you." Youyu raised his eyebrows and smiled, showing tolerance and generosity.

Feng Danmiao silently turned around and walked forward, bowed her head and stroked her cheeks and said to herself: "If it wasn't for a dream, you should be in my room this morning..."

Youyu keenly sensed something, stopped in front of Feng Danmiao, and asked, "What did you dream about?" ”

At this time, it was changed to Feng Danmiao's gaze to dodge, Feng Danmiao's heart was beating tremblingly, he took a breath of cool air, pursed his lips, and pretended to say in a deep voice: "Hey, you don't understand the little kid who wets the bed." ”

Youyu was a little anxious: "What did you dream about, from the truth!" ”

"Uh... Wait, Captain, I have something to discuss with you! Feng Danmiao was embarrassed to leave the fish behind and hurriedly ran towards Yu Ya.