"This brother Tai stays, your face is surprised, it is a good material to be an emperor."

Yu Youyu glanced at the sloppy old fortune teller in the corner, smiled politely, and then turned back to the amusement park ticket clerk and said, "Get a ticket." ”

The old fortune teller's gray face showed two white teeth, his smile was funny and weird, and he took out a dozen colorful underwear from the snakeskin bag and sold it to Youyu, "Buy two and get one free for couples' underwear, brother, let's do a dozen." ”

Youyu's far-fetched smile disappeared immediately, and he turned expressionless: "Uncle, are you teasing me?" ”

The old man stepped forward and grabbed Youyu's wrist, opened Youyu's palm and looked closely.

Some fish can't shake off if they want to, and affirmed: "I didn't ask you to tell my fortune, I won't pay." ”

"Rest assured, this is a free service for buying underwear." The old man smiled while looking at the palm prints and asked, "How old is Brother Tai this year?" ”

"Twenty." Youyu rubbed his hand off and said in annoyance, "Uncle, I don't buy underwear." ”

Old man: "I see that my brother has a relationship with these underwear, you must be able to use them." ”

The salesman looked at the bad old man pestering Youyu, and kindly reminded: "He is crazy, you don't need to pay attention to him." ”

When the fish heard this, they walked towards the entrance. The old man hurriedly stopped Youyu, his smile was no longer there, and he said earnestly: "Brother Tai, your life is short, the lifeline in your palm is broken, and you will be twenty years old." ”

Youyu was furious: "Uncle, I have nothing to do with you, why should you curse me." ”

"I'm not cursing you, I'm reminding you." The old man grabbed a handful of panties, "Buy a pair of life-saving panties." ”

"Looks like I have to buy your shorts, right?" Youyu stuck in his waist, biting his lower lip angrily and hesitating for a moment, "Okay, how much is one." ”

"One dollar, one piece."

Youyu took out ten yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into the old man's hand, "Just two, you don't need to look for it." ”

"Well, I'm a seller of conscience. Said to buy two get one free couple underwear, give, a total of fifteen pairs. The old man enthusiastically helped Youyu open his schoolbag and stuffed his underwear inside.

The old man happily counted the money and turned away, suddenly remembered something, and turned back to Youyu and said: "I almost forgot about this memory, buy underwear and give me a watch, charge it for five minutes and standby for a century." The old man took out an H-shaped watch from his pocket and handed it to Youyu, and then staggered away.

"Inexplicable." But this watch is still quite delicate, and there is a fish on the wrist.

A fish entered the amusement park and checked in to get ready to board. He always wondered what it was like to ride the jumping machine, it must be thrilling.

There are fish fastening their seat belts, and the jumping machine slowly rises, getting faster and faster. The wind in my ears was blowing, and I was about to rise to the highest place, and some fish were so excited that they couldn't help but sing: "I want to fly to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun......"

However, with a click, the seat belt suddenly snapped in several meanings. Due to physical inertia, some fish were ruthlessly thrown into the cloudless clear sky, and some fish almost collapsed in their hearts, and the wolf howled: "Ah, I don't want to be side by side with the sun......"

——

Two thousand years ago.

In the criminal court, Feng Danmiao cheered up forcefully, his hair was a little messy, and his eyes were thick, which meant that he was sleepy. Since his father's death, Feng's power and prestige in the imperial court have declined day by day, and they are not as good as before. Feng Danmiao took over his father's position and naturally became the general of the protector of the country, but he was not as brave and good at fighting and reckless as his father, but he did not want to make progress, indulged in beauty, and played all day long. The first emperor was furious, and he was stunned to weaken him from a first-rank general to a fourth-rank military general.

Feng's father followed the first emperor to fight in the south and the north, and to fight in the east and west, and made great contributions, and was the first hero of the founding of the country. The first emperor also gave marriage to the Feng family in order to reward him, and his status can be seen. Now the great reputation of the Feng clan is about to be worn out by Feng Danmiao, and the ministers know it, but they dare not publicize it, so the majesty of the Feng clan outside is still awe-inspiring and terrifying.

The prime minister played: "Your Majesty, now that the people of all parts of the country have rebelled and the world has gathered to respond, the minister thinks that he should send an army to cut down the grass and eradicate the roots, kill the chickens and make an example of the monkeys, so as to prevent future troubles." ”

"What the prime minister said, the minister did not dare to agree." Chen Taiwei took a step, "Your Majesty, the root of the people's turmoil stems from the harsh government of our dynasty, and the deliberate rebellion took advantage of His Majesty's unstable accession to the throne. ”

The prime minister stroked his silver-white beard and smiled indifferently: "Captain Chen, you are conniving at the rebels to rebel." ”

Taiwei Chen: "Why did the prime minister say this, sending troops to fight will hurt more innocent people, when the time comes, the two armies will fight, on the one hand, the criminal army defending the harsh government, and on the other hand, the rebel army under the banner of overthrowing the harsh government, please think about it, who will the people turn to?" ”

The prime minister glared angrily and asked: "Our dynasty has an army of 800,000, and the rebels are less than 80,000, and there is not a single spear, so why be afraid." Who can the people of Li rely on except to submit to my great punishment? ”

Feng Danmiao kept her head down and was silent, fiddling with her fingers, listening to the prime minister's words, she couldn't help but feel pitiful and ridiculous, that is, she shook her head sarcastically and helplessly.

Taiwei Chen skimmed the prime minister and turned to Xing II: "Your Majesty, although the imperial court has millions of soldiers, it has only been more than ten years since I unified the world, and eighty percent of the people are the relics of the Seven Kingdoms, once they are provoked, the number of rebels is less than 10 million!" ”

Xing II nodded slightly, and the two of them were not unreasonable, and said: "The tax should be reduced, and the dispatch of troops to suppress bandits cannot be delayed, so I immediately ordered a crusade against all rebels." Prime Minister, how do you think the troops should be matched? ”

Taiwei Chen sighed and retreated to the ministers in frustration.

After some discussion, Xing II decided to order General Chang Yong to crusade against the main force of the rebels, and each minor general led 5,000 elite soldiers to encircle and suppress the Xiaolu rebel army.

Feng Danmiao shook her head slightly and stood up, her body exuding the smell of last night's wine, "Your Majesty, the last general...... The last general has never been in battle to kill the enemy, I am afraid that he has more than enough strength and cannot serve the court, as we all know, the last general is afraid of horses. ”

Xing II's face immediately darkened.

The prime minister smiled contemptuously, "General Feng's words are wrong, Your Majesty is taking care of you, the general's position is respectful but meritless, generous and hardworking, it is not well deserved, and now you are crusading against less than a thousand people, it is a great opportunity for you to make contributions, why should the general shirk." ”

Feng Danmiao flattered dismally: "It turned out to be His Majesty's good intentions, and the ministers received the order." ”

After retreating from the court, the hundred officials left, Feng Danmiao stepped out of the hall listlessly, lazily raised his waist, raised his eyes and complained to the sky, and scolded in his heart: Slaughtering pigs and killing sheep, what should be offered is supplied to you, and what should be burned is also burned to you......

A small palace maid came respectfully and said to Feng Danmiao: "General, please see the queen." ”

Feng Danmiao rubbed her sleepy head, "Got it." ”

Feng Danmiao followed the palace maid to Jiaofang Palace, and when she saw that there was no one in the palace, she went to the couch on the side and sat down, and when she saw that there was wine on the table, she drank it unceremoniously. As soon as he drank two cups, there was a footstep as light as a falling veil behind him, and his ears flicked slightly, and he could hear that the person behind him was coming with a sword.

The person behind him quickly swung his sword and stabbed at him, he skillfully dodged, clenched the wine glass and just wanted to fight back, but suddenly thought of something, pretended to be a nest, and quickly got up and fled in fear, while begging for mercy, "Hero spare his life!" ”

The man behind him threw out his sword, and the handle of the sword struck him the ankle of the leg, causing him to fall to his head. Feng Danmiao lay on the ground, stretched out her hands to the top of her head to beg for mercy, "The last general will not dare to steal wine anymore." ”

"Get up," the woman approached him, smacking him on the back in a ridiculous and angry way.

Feng Danmiao stood up unhurriedly, beat the dust on his body, turned to face the woman who assassinated him, and smiled slightly, "The last general will meet Her Royal Highness the Queen." ”

The woman looked him up and down, he was disheveled, and the crown of his hair was still covered with dust, but it did not affect his appearance. The woman raised her hand to wipe the wine from his face, and her tone was slightly displeased, "No wonder Your Majesty doesn't like you, this appearance is in the court, and you don't respect Your Majesty." ”

Feng Danmiao also looked at her carefully: "Danyan, you have lost weight." ”

"It's not because of you," Feng Danyan sat on the couch, "Concubine Yu's father is the prime minister, Concubine Yu's father is the imperial doctor, and there is only your brother behind the palace, can you not worry about it?" Your Majesty is angry with you, and if you don't punish you, you give me face. I know that my brother has a knot, and I don't want you to serve the court, but my brother's sloppy life makes me worried, and it's time to find someone to serve you. ”

Feng Danmiao's ruffian aura dissipated, and he changed to a stern expression, picked up the expensive saber at his waist and stared, it was the family treasure passed down to him by Feng's father. "It's not that I don't want to be loyal, and my majesty is not the master. You are in the palace, so I don't know, when my father was dying, he dragged my hand, tears were in his eyes, and said incoherently, 'I Feng Yuan has done three unforgivable things wrong in my life, one is to follow the first emperor, the second is to destroy his country knowing that King Li is benevolent, and the third is to let Yan'er marry Prince Xin'. My father left me this sword to warn me not to repeat the mistakes of the past. ”

Feng Danyan's feelings plummeted, and he took a long breath of resentment that had accumulated in his heart, "Brother, I feel bitter in my heart." I didn't know that the first emperor allowed me to marry the crown prince in order to contain my father, and my majesty and I were not happy, so I looked forward to the day when he abandoned me and returned my freedom. ”

Feng Danmiao stroked Feng Danyan's shoulder and comforted: "At present, there is not much value left of the Feng clan's use in the imperial court, and when Your Majesty abolishes your name as the queen, I will take you away and be a commoner in the hidden city." ”

Feng Danyan nodded happily: "Okay, a word is a certainty." I heard that my brother is going to lead the troops into battle, so you have to be careful if you have no eyes for swords and guns. ”

In order to calm her anxiety, Feng Danmiao smiled shallowly: "Silly girl, can't I escape if I can't beat me." ”

Feng Danyan put his mind at ease, and suddenly caught a question that had been overlooked just now, pointed at Feng Danmiao's nose and asked, "You answer me honestly, do you have someone in mind?" If not, this palace can refer to a beautiful woman in the name of the queen to marry you and be my sister-in-law. ”

Feng Danmiao's expression was in a trance for a moment, remembering that his father had said that when a man marries a woman, he will be trapped for the rest of his life. He is a wild horse galloping thousands of miles, how can he want to be bound by the world, not to mention his wife's room, only his sister has already imprisoned him in the court, and he has seen countless beautiful women, but for some reason he has never been moved. He knocked her head with his fingers, "Ah, little hoof, you have a poor mouth, when you have a sister-in-law, see if I ignore you!" ”

Feng Danyan was naughty and asked in disbelief: "Lie, if my brother is not overflowing with spring heart, what is he doing when he goes to the women's branch every day?" ”

He pretended to be depraved in order to hide people's eyes and ears, hey, the bird knows the ambition of the bird. Feng Danmiao pursed her lips, "I thought it was a Taoist temple." ”

With such a pale and weak explanation, Feng Danyan was embarrassed: "Brother...... You don't always think it's a Taoist temple......

"Isn't that a Taoist temple?"

——

Ru County.

A man called "Wei Ya" was blasted out of the green building by the old bustard, his body was covered with dust, and the corners of his mouth were bruised, and it was obvious that he had been beaten violently. He was born with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but he had a hooligan atmosphere, if he was serious, he would definitely be the object of thousands of women's emotions.

Wei Ya spit out a mouthful of blood-colored saliva, glanced at the old bustard with immodest eyes, and said with a hippie smile: "Mother Huang, I didn't say that I wouldn't give money, I will do it first, and I will pay it back another day." Seeing that the old bustard's face did not change, Wei Ya tore off his shirt to reveal his strong shoulders, pointed to a red mole on it, and bragged in front of her eyes, "Don't think I can't afford it, see no, there is a mole on my shoulder, in order to pick the pillar of the country, I will be a prince and general in the future, don't talk about a girl when the time comes, I can afford to play with a hundred girls." ”

The old bustard smacked his lips with disdain: "Ruxian belongs to you the most flamboyant, but I don't eat this set, if you have the ability in the future, you will come back in the future, and now you don't have any money and don't go back to farming!" ”

Wei Ya had no choice but to search his pocket, and finally took out a tael of money, and handed it to the bustard, "A girl is five taels, I'm in a hurry to vent, or Mother Huang and I make do with it?" You're not worth three or two, are you? ”

The old bustard was so angry that he snatched one or two coins from his hand, and shouted angrily: "Don't get out of here, or I'll call someone!" ”

Wei Ya wiped a handful of saliva that was sprayed on his face, and compromised: "Don't call people, don't call people, I'll go right away." ”

Wei Ya hurriedly turned to leave, but a triumphant smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Qinglou is a place where county officials come to have fun, and the latest news of the imperial court is often revealed here, and today he received a heavy message, that is: Feng Danmiao led 5,000 troops to suppress the Ruxian uprising. He had to hurry up and spread this heavy news to Li Gong, the leader of the Ruxian uprising.

A seventeen-year-old student who sold lotus root saw Wei Ya coming out of the green building, and hurriedly packed up the stall and ran back to the mountains.

There is a family living in the depths of Penglai Mountain outside the county, the owner's surname is Shu Mingjin, and the little student who sells lotus root is his doorman. The doorman hurriedly ran into the house and said breathlessly, "Childe, Wei Ya he went to the Qinglou." ”

An unknown spice is burned in the house, which is made by mixing various medicinal herbs, and the taste is fresh and elegant, but it is bitter in the nose. Shu Jin has suffered from a strange disease since he was a child, and he must be treated with incense, and because of his miserable background, he has a withdrawn personality and is still a facial paralysis. Before the doorman came back, Shu Jin was quietly playing the guqin alone, remembering the past, hearing the doorman's message, his heart was shocked, and he was suddenly cut by the strings of his index finger and bleeding.

Shu Jin suddenly felt that his throat was itching, and he hurriedly took out a white silk silk from his arms to cover his mouth and coughed non-stop, only to stop after a while, weakly holding his eyelids, "How much did you buy today's lotus root." ”

The doorman thought he would ask Wei Ya, but he was absent-minded. The doorman was stunned for a moment, and replied, "Some were given to the people who rebelled, and the rest was only sold for three wen." With that, he put the money on Shu Jin's table.

"Can Su Hexiang buy it?"

The doorman shook his head: "Three more pharmacies in the city have closed, and they have not been bought." ”

Shu Jin nodded lightly: "You go cook." ”

"Yes." The doorman withdrew.

The blood droplets on Shu Jin's fingertips stained Bai Juan, and the dazzling blood stains made him frightened, this condition was getting worse day by day, and he had to find new spices to replace Wei Ya's body fragrance. It is said that when he was six years old, he hit an evil spirit one day and night, and since then he has been coughing constantly, his whole body is sore, and he is sleepy, and the whole country has asked for good doctors who are unable to cure him, and when he saw that he was dying of breath, a Taoist priest brought his disciples to come for diagnosis and treatment, although he still could not see the cause, but he smelled the breath of the little Taoist priest and breathed steadily. His parents spent a lot of money to buy the little Taoist priest and forced him to stay by his side, and since then "childhood sweethearts, two little guesses".

Wei Ya is the little Taoist priest, but today, Wei Ya has reached the age of talking about marriage, and he can't delay his life because of his illness. What's more, there is no banquet in the world, and in the end they still have to part ways. Wei Ya has great ambitions, that is, to destroy punishment and calm the world. And he promised his mother to live an idle and unfettered life.

Wei Ya came in from outside the door with a dog's tail in his mouth, and saw Shu Jin's white silk stained with blood, which was shocking, and hurriedly ran over to hug him in his arms. "Did you hide something from me, you coughed up blood, why didn't you tell me."

Shu Jin buried his head in his arms and took a deep breath, feeling a little smoother, but not as comfortable as before, rubbing him away and sitting up straight, "There is a heavy rouge smell on my body, I am not used to smelling it, you sit farther away." ”

Wei Ya suddenly felt that something was wrong, the half-dead man in front of him was so thoughtful and ruthless, if he was angry, he would just scold himself, and it would be the most important thing not to speak. "Passing by the Qinglou today, I was splashed with bath water, what is the blood on your white silk."

"It's just blood from a cut finger."

"I see," Wei Ya sighed and handed over a packet of herbs, "I brought you some medicine, and five taels of silver, your complexion is so bad, can you take the medicine on time?" ”

Shu Jin didn't want to explain more about his condition, but Wei Ya went to join the army, and he left for a month, and he didn't know what his situation was: "How many people have revolted in Ru County?" ”

Wei Ya faintly sensed that he was unhappy, and replied honestly: "There are one thousand and eighty people. ”

Shu Jin poured himself a cup of hot tea, elegantly called for steaming steam, took a sip, and said disdainfully: "Hitting a stone with an egg is beyond your strength." ”

Wei Ya's eyes widened, "You're saying that I'm out of my power?" ”

Shu Jin didn't answer, and seemed to be silently asking: Isn't it?

Seeing Shu Jin's cold attitude, Wei Ya deliberately bought the pass: "When I take down the head of the dog, don't look up to me when the time comes." ”

Shu Jin was touched by sensitive nerves, "What are you sealing?" ”

Wei Ya laughed heartily and asked provocatively: "Haha, if I say that the imperial court sent Feng Danmiao to suppress Ruxian, would you go with me to join the army?" Wei Ya stared at Shu Jin's deep eyes, and persuaded seriously, "I am bound to fight back, if you don't follow me, you have to pay more attention to your body, if you follow me, there will be a response along the way." From my standpoint, I hope you join the army, and you have read a lot of books...... Resourceful. ”

When he said "resourceful", Wei Ya paused, in fact, he wanted to say "scheming".

Shu Jin's tone was calm and unfazed, "Han Gao Zuyun's husband is strategizing, and the decisive victory is thousands of miles away, I am not as good as the ovary; Town the country, care for the people, give gifts, endless food, I am not as good as Xiao He; Even millions of people, the battle will be won, the attack must be taken, I am not as good as Han Xin. The premise of marching and fighting is to have a complex and complete system, and Li Gong's righteous army can have such talents, if not, I will not go out of the mountain. ”

Wei Ya's eyes were more urgent, "Won't you have it if you go, you are a top two, you can be a prime minister and a military advisor......"

"Who has what it takes to be a general?" Shu Jin shook his head in disappointment, "And Li Gong is cowardly and incompetent." You even followed the master wrongly, you have already lost the first step, and you still want to destroy the punishment? Dare to say that it is not beyond my means. ”

Wei Ya: "There are more than a dozen rebel armies in the whole country, then who do you say is Allah, I will go and defect." ”

"None." Shu Jin spared out a word coldly, seeing that Wei Ya's face was getting worse and worse, and he didn't want to hit him again, he asked, "You also know that the Feng family is just a dog in the imperial court, what can it mean to kill him." ”

Wei Ya: "He is the son of your father's enemy, kill him to relieve your boredom." ”

Feng is his enemy, and he is the relict prince of the Li Kingdom. In that year, Feng Yuan was in command, killed the 300,000 army of the Li State, and took down the head of the Duke of Li in one fell swoop. He didn't dare to forget this deep hatred.

Shu Jin turned sideways and looked at the lotus pond in front of the door, his eyes were dull, "Do you think that by killing the Feng clan and leveling the criminal country, I will be able to relieve my boredom." ”

Wei Ya knew that he was immersed in the memories again, and felt that the words were not speculative, "I don't think." I've said everything that should be said, tomorrow Li Gong will hold a ceremony to worship the sky, do you want to go to see the excitement. ”

"Go," Shu Jin responded lightly, Wei Ya saw him so refreshing for the first time, his eyebrows raised with joy, and he added three words knowing that he was not salty or light, "Go buy medicine." ”