130. 130. There are girls who do not soak in the sky and destroy the earth
Hearing what the gun god said, the stegosaurus took it with a smile and said: "It's a man's nature to mess with flowers and grass, which man doesn't have a chance to pick up girls?" Such a beautiful chick was soaked by our boss, which shows that our boss is charming and can attract little girls! Besides, the boss is also a normal man, and he has to fire a cannon when he should fire it. If you should let it go, your heart is itchy; Let it dry and clean, and rejoice in your heart. There are so many beautiful girls outside, and it's normal for bubble girls to be girls, can we still let the boss be a eunuch for a lifetime and never touch a woman for the rest of my life? ”
Listening to the words of the stegosaurus, the hippopotamus clapped his hands and laughed: "Fuck! Stegosaurus is so fucking right! If there are girls who don't bubble, people and gods are angry, and the heavens and the earth will be destroyed! God has given us men this object to make full use of it, to use it often, to make it comfortable and happy, otherwise it will not be wasted? I'm sorry for wasting it, I'm sorry for God, I'm sorry for it, I'm sorry for ourselves! Besides, girls, especially beautiful girls, it would be a waste if such good facilities could not be fully utilized by our men, isn't there a famous saying in your hometown that it is shameful to save glory and waste? As men, we also have the responsibility to let the beautiful girls be exploited and utilized, and we can't let them always be barren and miserable, and there will be no harvest. ”
After saying these words, the hippopotamus was still unsatisfied, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and continued: "Also, when we men pick up girls, they are actually the process of being bubbled by girls, which is Einstein's theory of relativity!" We're happy, and so are the girls. Even when we do AI, it's not just us who are happy, it's Niu'er who is happy with us. It's better to be happy alone, to be happy alone, to be happy, to be happy, to be happy? Qi Lele! ”
Snow Wolf listened to the words of the spear god and the stegosaurus, and couldn't help but scold: "Hippo, what kind of fucking theory are you?" Is that what you mean by our hometown? You bastard not only spoiled the famous words of your hometown, but also ruined the famous sayings of our hometown, you should be cut down by a thousand cuts! You bastard was born to harm women, I think God should make your guy as thin as an earthworm and as soft as an earthworm, so that your donkey has no more than enough energy to do it! ”
When the hippopotamus heard the snow wolf's words, he couldn't help but scold: "Fuck! Snow wolf, don't you want to bubble girl? I think you're pretending to be serious, maybe you're like this, and you're deliberately cursing me like this because of your unbalanced heart, right? Without waiting for Snow Wolf to answer, he added, "Fuck! Where I can't even see a mother bird here, I'm fucking suffocating! If I don't go out again, I'll have to go crazy! You bastard curses me like that, it's fucking unjust! He looked at a few people around him and said with an ambiguous smile, "If you can't soak the girl again, I'll just soak a few of you!" ”
Hearing Hippo say this, the spear god couldn't help but scold: "! You're a fucking pervert! ”
Stegosaurus also scolded: "Damn, I was disgusted when I heard what you said, I guess I can't eat anything today!" He glared at the grinning hippopotamus and warned, "If you dare to touch me, I'll pull you off and stuff it in your mouth!" ”
The snow wolf looked at the place where the two birds landed just now, smiled and said, "Sao hippopotamus, maybe one of the two birds shot down by the spear god just now is a female, you go and pick it up and bubble it!" ”
Listening to Snow Wolf's words, several people laughed, and the hippopotamus pulled his curly yellow hair, and said with a smile: "Fuck! What the fuck do you really think Lao Tzu is a sadomasochist, and he will insert any hole he sees? If that's the case, there are so many caves here, and I can't insert Lao Tzu to death! ”
Hearing the hippopotamus say such things, several people laughed again. After a while, the spear god looked at the glasses again and said, "Glasses, call the boss and ask when he will come back?" ”
After listening to the advice of the gun god, several people said: "Yes, give the boss a call!" ”
The glasses rolled their eyes, I'll give you the phone number, you can call! “
When the others heard this, they all waved their hands. When the glasses saw it, he couldn't help but say, "When the boss was leaving, he didn't let us contact him, do you think I forgot?" If I contact the boss, it's strange if he doesn't pinch me to death when he comes back! Mom, you don't call, let me call, isn't it hurting me? ”
After listening to the glasses, several people looked at each other and smiled. After laughing for a while, the spear god said again: "Glasses, you kid really has a memory!" But we know the news of the boss, if we don't ask him, my heart is a little itchy, isn't it? ”
When the gun god said this, several others also echoed it. The glasses said, "Do you think I don't have an itch in my heart?" But the eldest mother won't let us contact him, don't I have no choice? ”
Snow Wolf smiled kindly and said, "You just have to fight the glasses, when the boss comes, we will say that this is our idea, we let you fight!" ”
The glasses rolled the snow wolf's eyes, and said disdainfully: "Mom, don't take me for a fool, what if you don't admit it when the time comes?" ”
Seeing that the glasses were so worried, the spear god took over and said: "Glasses, don't worry, we will admit it when the time comes, if anyone doesn't admit it, he won't even be able to touch a woman's hair for the rest of his life!" ”
Hearing what the spear god said, the stegosaurus and the hippopotamus also hurriedly echoed the voice, and they all said that they would admit it.
Seeing that everyone said this, the little mouse with glasses rolled his eyes a few times, and made up his mind to say: "Mom, you just don't admit it, I can't help it, and I will call the boss too!" ”
Hearing what the eyes said, several people couldn't help but shout at the same time: "! Fuck! Fuck it! You kid make fun of us! ”
The glasses smiled proudly, ignoring everyone's anger, turned on the mobile phone, and after pressing a series of numbers, he looked so nervous that he put the mobile phone and computer in front of his eyes and looked at it without blinking, and several other people also held their breath and stared at the mobile phone and computer, as if their boss would jump out of there. But to their disappointment, after the phone and computer that pressed the amplification rang a few times, there was a voice: "I'm sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off!" ”
Hearing such a prompt, the glasses were really disappointed. He slammed the expensive mobile phone and computer to the ground, and scolded hatefully: "Turn off the phone, shut up your sister!" Mom's, the boss is still playing shutdown at this time, it's really his mother's unrighteousness! ”
The hippopotamus said, "Fuck! The boss is so fucking embarrassed to play a game of peek-a-boo with us, or let's go straight to him! ”
After listening to Hippo's proposal, Stegosaurus also said: "Go directly to the boss, and you don't have to call!" ”
The spear god squinted, pondered for a while, and said slowly: "But we didn't ask the boss for permission, so we went rashly, won't the boss be angry?" ”
Snow Wolf touched his chin, thought for a while, and said, "Why don't we wait a little longer, if in another ten days, the boss won't contact us again, let's go directly to him regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one!" ”
"Okay, that's it!" The glasses jumped up and jumped up, laughing and said, "After we find the boss, if my mother's him dares to be angry, we will soak him together!" ”