On stage, Tang and Zhang Ou continued to perform. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The two of them have been familiar with this work for a long time during this time.

The performance is also impressive.

The audience also listened with relish.

Story cross talk, the most important thing is to make people have a sense of substitution, obviously, this point, the Tang people have done it, and they have done it quite well.

Not only the audience at the scene, but also the audience on the Internet also listened to the laughter constantly.

Tang Ren pulled his throat and learned the voice of the head of the food department: "You see how the efficiency of our food department is, here it is!" ”

"I'll take a look, hey, steaming steamed buns, such big balls, I'm greedy!"

Saying that, the Tang people also smashed their mouths and made a hungry look.

"Then you eat!" Zhang Ou pointed.

"The iron fence door is blocked, you can't get in!" Tang Ren spread his hands and said weakly.

"I can't eat it yet!" Zhang Ou made an impotent expression and nodded.

Tang Ren raised his voice again, made a cute appearance and said: "The child watching the excitement next to him came up with an idea: "Uncle, let's break the steamed buns and balls and throw them in, you open your mouth wide and continue!" ””

"Hahahaha." When the Tang people teased him like this, the audience couldn't laugh again.

Cross talk pays attention to learning to sing, learning is imitation, and many comedy works will have imitation bridges, and these bridges will also be a very good laugh.

In this work, it is a parody throughout.

Several leaders from different places, onlookers, accents, dialects, etc. in different places have to rely on the Tang people to imitate, which is also a big laugh.

"Hey, kid's brain is fast enough!"

The show continues.

"What's going on, zoo kids tease bears, they will do this!" The Tang people disliked.

"Well, I've seen that too."

The Tang man swayed left and right: "I have a mouthful in the east and a mouthful in the west, and I am half full." ”

"But it's a problem with the soup."

"You can't throw it."

"The kid had an idea, he took out the water gun, poured soup into it!"

"Okay! This kid is very smart! Zhang Ouzan said.

"Don't boast! If you don't have hair on your mouth, you can't do things firmly, but you can see it, and you can make me egg soup on my face! Tang Ren touched his face and said in frustration: "You must know that I am taking the idol route!" ”

"What a look!"

At this time, the head of the propaganda section came again: "Comrade Tang Ren, I have good news for you, we have studied it!" ””

"Research it out again?" Zhang Ou tilted his head and asked.

"We think it's rare to be able to keep a cross talk actor like you here, and in order to commemorate, we decided to award you a glorious title, like a model of afforestation, an expert in exterminating rodents, and no accidents for 100 kilometers......"

"Huh?" Zhang Ouyi frowned.

Tang Ren was stunned for a moment, and his tone changed: "These places are already full, so we won't consider it." Based on your performance, we decided to hang a plaque for you here in the elevator with 4 big words written on it: 'Lone Hero', what do you think? ”

"I can't stand it!"

"At this time, the head of the personnel section also came."

"What did he study again?"

"Xiao Tang, this time you have copied it, you are so good at making trouble for the section chief!"

"Section chief?"

"We studied it just now, and from the perspective of taking care of the influence of our unit, we decided to let you enjoy section-level treatment here, which is a bit out of the ordinary with your qualifications! There is a bed bug in the melon seeds, there is a benevolent child, he has a section chief as soon as he passes the pass, this person is going to be lucky, you don't know which cloud has rain! ”

"Is this luck?"

"At this time, Director Wang of the office also came"

"Sensei, he's researched it too!"

No, he discussed with me: "I heard that we have a famous actor here, and there are more and more people around the gate, and the crowd is also enthusiastic." In order to limit the number of people, we decided to sell tickets to visit, and the ticket price was set at three cents, do you think it is appropriate? ”

"Sell tickets to you?"

"Go, make a basin of hot water, wash his face, look at this face of egg soup, bury more! Spend three cents to make people look clean, and you can't fool the masses! ”

"I think you're fooling!"

As he spoke, the crowd lined up and passed in front of me with their heads bowed, as if looking at the remains.

"Why are you keeping your head down?"

"I'm down there!"

"By the way, I can't see it."

At this time, it was almost dark, and I heard a female comrade shouting outside: "I said that I came out to reflect the problem, and I didn't look back. As for you! Tang people, where are you hiding? Come out! Go home! ”

"Yo, who is this?"

"My object!"

"Look at the excitement!"

As soon as I told me about the situation, my subject was so anxious that I was about to cry, so I hurriedly persuaded: "Object, don't cry, I'm good here, I'll tell you a good news, I'm the section chief!" The standard of food is two pieces of six, and the lunch is ...... Egg soup! ”

"Don't mention this!"

"You wait at home, wait for the leader to study, wait for me to come home, don't change your mind, you keep it! The darkness is about to pass, and the dawn is ahead! ”

"Alright, don't take a stand!"

At this time, I heard the radio horn in the building: "Attention all comrades! Attention all comrades! In order to rescue the masses stuck in the elevator, the leaders held a meeting to study, put forward more than 50 plans, and finally after drawing lots, it was decided to adopt the new technology introduced from abroad——"

"What technology?"

"Directional blasting!"

"Blasting?"

"In order to ensure safety and prevent accidents, please evacuate 50 meters away from the building quickly, and evacuate 50 meters away from the building!" When my lover heard this: "Tang people, let's withdraw!" I said, "You withdraw, I'll cover!" ”

"Are you okay?"

"If you can't do it, you have to do it! I was so anxious that I wanted to cry again, and several leaders came to persuade: "What to cry, what to cry, no problem, I have seen the young men who pick up and blast, five big and three coarse, such a big explosive bag will leave as soon as you carry it, and it is estimated that the food standard of 6 steamed buns is not enough!" ”

"This is the food chief."

"Don't worry, comrade object, this directional blasting is very powerful, as soon as such an old elevator is blown up, it will become the same as powder noodles, it doesn't matter, this one is blown up, there is a name over there!"

"Oh, you don't care!"

"People, it's under the management of the Personnel Department!"

"What did the HR chief say?"

"Xiao Jiang, you copied it again, this imported explosive is that you and I will blow it up for you, and if you change someone else, his level is not enough, you think, this explosive will be blown up...... What's that, you're staring inside, I'll go first! ”

"Withdraw!"

"It's just that Director Wang of the people's office is doing some serious business!"

"What did he say?"

"Talk less, do practical things, and start a fire! Let's go, Comrade Tangren, don't be afraid, this thing may not make a sound! ”

"Huh? I'm scared to hear! ”

After the leader finished speaking, I also have to have an attitude, I said: "Comrades, leave me alone!" Danger, I'm on! For the sake of victory, shoot at me! Then what, Internachonaire, must be realized! ”

Nineteen Eight Seven Sixty Five ......

"Light the fire!"

"As soon as I saw that everyone was gone, I didn't hold on, I came to lie down on the spot, holding my head in both hands, and I listened to the sound of "boom"! ”

"How?"

"It really broke me out!"

"Okay!"

"What a thing! Crashed me out of the elevator over here, and into the elevator over there! ”

"Whew!!"

The cross talk is over.

Tang and Zhang Ou bowed to the audience below and stepped off the stage.

The applause at the scene was the same!!

Everyone recognizes this cross talk very much!!

This is the end of the first cross talk performance of the Tang people. (To be continued.) )