Chapter 5: Tsundere Dafa is good
Shui Qingyuan and Xiao Xuan, the people of Qingda have never thought about the two of them in a certain way.
Although Tsinghua University is a comprehensive university, it is definitely dominated by science and engineering, and the medical major is ranked first in the country, followed by civil engineering, mechanical design, and a series of electronic engineering or purely academic science majors
Previously, some people had passed Xiao Xuan's final attribution on the post bar, but those goddess candidates were basically what foreign language college law school Chinese management and the like, summed up in a truth, that is, the aura matched Xiao Xuan, and some people said, why can't the first male god of Qingda be matched with Shui Qingyuan or Wei Ziran at the school flower level of Qingda, and immediately someone jumped out and said that their goddess of Qingda is taken out to compare appearance, not suitable for comparing IQ.
When Shui Qingyuan heard this conclusion at first, he was so angry that he almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.
It is true that art students have a little worse grades than students who actually enter the college entrance examination, but this does not mean that it is an IQ problem. Nowadays, people generally think that only the parents of children with poor grades will send them to study art, which Shui Qingyuan disagrees with very much, thinking that although her grades were not the best back then, she was still ranked among the top in the grade. Before she had time to say this, Wei Ziran posted a post in the post bar one step ahead of her, which is simply a five-word summary, "ugly and weird".
Wei Ziran is a well-known cold goddess in the school, and it is useless to post a post, and the whole process is a stern tone, refuting those Qing college students who are brainless and sarcastic undergraduates of the Academy of Arts, and at the end he pointed out very competently "Since God has given us good looks, he will not be stingy with our IQ".
As soon as these words came out, Wei Ziran overshadowed Shui Qingyuan, who was known as the first goddess, in the limelight of Qingda for a while.
Since then, no one has dared to ridicule the IQ of the people in the art academy, but no one has pushed Xiao Xuan to the art academy anymore.
Shui Qingyuan and Xiao Xuan's name were hung together again, purely because she teased Xiao Xuan last time and asked him to learn to dance.
How can Xiao Xuan, the male god of science and engineering, dance? It was so beautiful that they didn't dare to look at it.
Just as Shui Qingyuan was entangled in the bedroom as if he had inadvertently offended Xiao Xuan again, a burst of earth-shattering laughter broke out again in the 2333 bedroom.
"Hahahahaha He Yongxu's stomach hurt a little, so he had to cover his stomach to prevent shock.
Xiao Xuan's face was full of black lines brushing the school's post bar, he basically didn't go to the post bar in the past, but at this time, the homepage of the Qingda post bar was basically a post discussing his dance, and all the water emperors appeared one after another, saying that they were looking forward to his dancing, and most of them were good at watching the show, because in their eyes, professional boys were basically developed and simple.
Although Xiao Xuanyan has a good figure, good temperament, he still can't escape this universal law.
In fact, Xiao Xuan has to admit that he is indeed a dancing idiot.
Because when he was a child in kindergarten, he was forced by the teacher to put on a red butt makeup and dance a song of sunflowers, since then he has a special aversion to dance, and then his mother with a unique taste doesn't know what to do crazy and actually thinks that her son smearing rouge and a group of little girls dancing together The scene particularly pokes her cuteness, and then he was forced to the dance class to study ballet for a year. When he was released to see the light of day, no one knew what happened, only that Xiao Xuan refused to dance from now on and insisted on being a low-key person.
Now, as long as he sees the silly smile he puts on to the camera with his little face in the photo album that he treasures at home, he can't wait to slap himself to death to pay tribute to that stupid past.
And his other two roommates thought a little far: "This may be the beginning of love." โ
Xiao Xuan originally thought that Shui Qingyuan was not so annoying as a harmless schoolgirl, but now that he had changed, he felt that Shui Qingyuan was a scourge and must be kept away.
"It was a shame that I didn't see the goddess dancing that day." He Yongxu suddenly sighed, "There are only photos and no videos in the bar, male god, did you take it that day?" โ
Xiao Xuan's gaze was still on the words "well-developed mind and simple limbs", He Yongxu asked him, he just shook his head: "No." โ
He Yongxu still didn't give up: "Is that good-looking?" โ
Thinking responsibly about her radiant appearance that day, Xiao Xuan nodded objectively: "It's beautiful." โ
is indeed very beautiful, tall figure, perfect face, outstanding temperament, Xiao Xuan had heard of this goddess school girl before she met her, but she had only heard of Shui Qingyuan from the dance department of the Academy of Arts from those * silk men who were obscene, and she couldn't find a trace of imperfection all over her body.
In this world, it is true that beauty is watched, Xiao Xuan admits that he does like to appreciate beautiful things, but the premise is that this beautiful thing does not die.
"Hey, hey, hey, then you're not impressed?"
Xiao Xuan glanced at He Yongxu's lewd expression indifferently, and said with a blank face: "I'm not brainless." โ
He Yongxu himself has watched too many LOL game commentary videos, and he always feels that the female anchor on the other side of the camera has too much makeup, and if she wears no makeup, she may be able to scare him to death. So he is very satisfied with Shui Qingyuan's appearance, people come forward without makeup every day, much better looking than the beauties in those videos, Qingda, which has always been a gathering place for science and engineering men in the eyes of others, and now there are more goddesses who can get it, and they are also proud of it.
"Male god, it's not right for you to say that, but the water girl likes you very much."
Xiao Xuan smiled faintly, and his always somewhat cold face had a little more naughty taste at this time: "Why didn't I see it?" โ
"Basketball game, if it weren't for why your family was pressuring telecommunications, our second millennium is an open secret of the whole school, and they will specifically point out that you will be allowed to dance." He Yongxu is reasonable, and his tone is also very confident.
Xiao Xuan moved her eyes lightly: "If this is her favor, I can't afford it." โ
"Hey male god, the appropriate tsundere can be dropped, but if the tsundere is too much, it is hypocritical."
couldn't stand He Yongxu's disgusting tone, Xiao Xuan simply ignored him, and moved his gaze back to his computer screen, and found that the page was still the post that made him hurt, and directly clicked on the red cross in the upper right corner, out of sight.
The other two people also knew that the male god was annoyed, so they climbed out of bed and turned on the computer: "Male god, let's turn on the black." โ
Xiao Xuan nodded: "Well, kick He Yongxu out." โ
He Yongxu: "Male god, you are so cruel." โ
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Inside the 1111 dormitory.
"Hahaha, Shui Qingyuan, why are you so talented, hahahaha, you actually forced Xiao Xuan to dance!"
Looking at the other three girls who were laughing and trembling in the bedroom, Shui Qingyuan said that she was very puzzled, it was just a joke at the time, how could it have developed to this point now.
Ah Hua stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder, and said with a long way to go: "Well done!" is worthy of being the first goddess of Qing University, now you will definitely be able to crush Wei Ziran's little and smash it. โ
Another roommate, A-Yuan, also chimed in: "Yes, let that Wei Ziran always look like I'm tall and my biggest, last time you two gambled on a basketball game, she didn't know how proud she was after she won, I couldn't get used to seeing her go ahead of you in everything, aren't they all vases?" Could it be that she has holy water in it, and you have soy milk in it? โ
This analogy is really not very good, Shui Qingyuan black line, and then interrupted A-Yuan's analogy: "Eh, I understand." โ
A Yuanyan shook his head and said, "No, you don't understand, you are the most beautiful vase in Qingda, what is she dragging there." โ
Shui Qingyuan felt that she could no longer talk to her roommate, so she had to move her eyes back to the computer screen, looking at the post in a daze.
"What are you going to teach him, the hip-hop teacher will accept the results in half a month." Ah Hua looked at the back of Shui Qingyuan's head with some schadenfreude, "You shouldn't have set up a flag that day, the male god was already eye-catching, and now that you come, you can't go to the elective classes every week, and you can't go if you don't go." โ
Shui Qingyuan blinked innocently: "I just want to carry forward the spirit of hip-hop." โ
"Before promoting the spirit of hip-hop, shouldn't you promote the spirit of classical dance? Otherwise, tomorrow you will be criticized by the teacher again. โ
Shui Qingyuan was not happy, she got up directly from the chair, walked to the center of the bedroom, moved the small coffee table, and sat down directly with a neat split.
She lifted her proud head and looked at her three roommates, "Look, I'll split it, isn't that enough?!" โ
Three people in the dormitory: "The whole dance department will be." โ
"Then I'll lower my waist, look at my little waist." She said this, and then made a lower back movement, although there was a little cerebral congestion, but Shui Qingyuan still persevered.
Looking at the flat lower abdomen in front of them, as well as the proud curve somewhere on the mountainside, everyone in the 1111 dormitory said that they were a little uncomfortable and wanted to eat spicy strips to calm down.
Seeing that a few roommates didn't react, Shui Qingyuan hurriedly took the red fan that the teacher had recently issued and did a few fan dance movements.
First, the fan was smoothly swiped in the air a few times, then twisted the small waist to pin the fan to the waist, walked lightly on tiptoe a few steps, and then the fan blocked the face, and the moment the fan opened, a sweet smile bloomed.
The three roommates were about to be blinded, but they felt that in the red cloth, Shui Qingyuan's face looked more and more beautiful, and her gentle and gorgeous facial features were shining with golden light. Ah Hua coughed: "Qingyuan, there is something I don't know whether to talk about or not." โ
"You say, I must be humble enough to accept criticism." Shui Qingyuan put away the fan and stood obediently like a student.
"The movement of twisting the waist is not standard, the turning of the fan is too stiff, and the steps are not very cooperative, if there is something on the ground, you may fall." Ah Hua was unceremonious and pointed to the point.
Shui Qingyuan felt that a few sharp knives โกโก straight into his fragile little heart, sat down on the foam cushion, and pouted dissatisfiedly: "Ah Hua, it's a pity that you don't go to the courtyard to be a debater." โ
Ah Hua shook her hair coquettishly, and said disdainfully: "As far as the level of our academy debate team is concerned, they can't tolerate my big Buddha." โ
Shui Qingyuan knelt in front of the Buddha reverently, and the starry eyes blinked vigorously and said, "Then ask the Buddha to help me get Xiao Xuan." โ
The Buddha smiled faintly and crossed his hands in front of his chest: "Donor, the Buddha says it well, if you don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell." โ
Ah Yuan interrupted: "Buddha, that's a Christian gesture, you skewered." โ
The Buddha smiled awkwardly and explained lightly: "I recently went to Saudi Arabia and understood the essence of Christianity, and by the way, I discussed the true meaning of life with Jesus. โ
A-Yuan interrupted again: "Jerusalem, the birthplace of Christianity, thank you." โ
Buddha: ""