[1] Father's Day gift

A certain year after marriage.

Guan Heng and Liang Qiao went to Europe for a month, and when they came back, they saw their father sitting in the living room, fiddling with a brightly glazed Fahua porcelain with great interest.

Guan Heng glanced over: "This thing is in good condition, brought it?" ”

"Your brother did it." Jiang Yu came over with a plate of fruit with a smile on his face, "It's a gift for Father's Day." You young people have a lot of tricks, and you can celebrate dozens of festivals a year. ”

Guan Heng's heart jumped, it's over, he forgot about this stubble!

When he returned to the bedroom, he threw Liang Qiao, who was making the sheets, on the bed, pressed on her and said, "It's over, when is Father's Day, I forgot to prepare a gift for my father!" He furrowed his brows, his face full of depression, "The eldest brother didn't know where to get a porcelain for my father, and gave my father a rare ...... The necklace I bought for my mother on Mother's Day last time was compared to him, and this time I simply forgot about the gift, can I still grab this status? ”

"How many pounds have you gained, you crushed me to death!" Liang Qiao was almost crushed by him, so he finally withdrew his hand and slapped his face with his backhand, "Father's Day is tomorrow, don't worry, I've already given the gift." ”

"Uh-huh???" Guan Heng looked surprised, "When did you prepare, why don't I know?" ”

"When I was in France." Liang Qiao said, "Do you remember that erotic lingerie store, it is the devil figure of the proprietress in her 50s, the one who looks like a 30-year-old?" ”

Guan Heng was a little dazed: "What does it have to do with her?" ”

"It has nothing to do with her, it has something to do with my mother." Speaking of this, Liang Qiao suddenly laughed twice, "Didn't I buy several sets of sexy pajamas, I just gave one to my mother...... Hey, you know. ”

Guan Heng looked at her deeply for a while, and silently gave her a thumbs up: "...... Or are you smart! ”

Although it is too undignified to give this kind of thing to the elders, it is better than practicality!

The two of them were snickering there for a long time.

After the two took a shower together, Guan Heng only put on a pair of boxer pants and took a hair dryer to blow Liang Qiao's hair.

Liang Qiao poked his belly with her fingers, the touch was soft, and she sighed: "Go and weigh □□ in a while, your little belly is fat, and your abdominal muscles are almost gone!" ”

Guan Heng immediately took a breath: "What now? ”

Liang Qiao poked again, and he had already become hard again. But within a few seconds, Guan Heng was relieved, and all the fat fell back.

Liang Qiao couldn't help but sigh: "Hey, it's only been a long time since you got married, and you've been blessed, is it too late to return the goods now?" ”

"Think beautifully!" Guan Heng was very domineering, "Our store does not have the option of returning, if you are not satisfied, reflect on it, it must be something wrong with you!" ”

"Black shop!" Liang Qiao snorted twice.

"How can I support my wife if I can't make money if I don't make money?" Guan Heng reached out and touched his stomach, as if it was really much softer than before. However, he still said stiffly: "I'm not fat, it's all a mark of happiness." ”

"Don't you still want to shoot lingerie commercials?" Liang Qiao pinched his thick seal of happiness, "How do you shoot like this?" ”

Guan Heng's eyes immediately lit up: "Then did you agree to shoot with me?" ”

Liang Qiao didn't answer directly, only said: "But you can't shoot now." ”

"I lose weight!" Guan Heng waved his hand arrogantly, "Don't you want to regret it, we'll shoot it when I get back to my previous figure, and if I dare to regret it, my father will ......."

Before the word "grass" could be spoken, there was a knock on the door.

"Big Joe?" It was Jiang Yu's voice.

"Here we go."

Liang Qiao got up to open the door, Guan Heng stood in place, jumped again, and ran into the bathroom with a scream.

"Mom, what's wrong?" Liang Qiao opened the door, and immediately a box was stuffed in her arms—a light blue square box with a pink ribbon tied to it, which was the one she had just given to Jiang Yu.

Jiang Yu glared at her angrily: "What are you giving me!" ”

“…… Good stuff. Liang Qiao couldn't help but smile, and squeezed his eyes at her ambiguously, "Oh Mom, don't be shy, everyone is a woman, and they all understand." ”

Jiang Yu huffed: "What do you understand!" Wear it yourself, I won't wear it! ”

She turned around and left, Liang Qiao went back to the room, tidied up her hair, put on a coat, explained to Guan Heng, and followed Jiang Yu to Jiang Yu's room with the box.

She stood at the door and looked in, "Is Dad back?" ”

"In the study." Jiang Yu sat on the bed, not quite wanting to talk to her.

Liang Qiao closed the door, leaned in front of her, and joked with a smile: "Mom, you're blushing~"

"Let's go, let's go!" Jiang Yu's face suddenly turned even redder, and he pushed her angrily, "It's annoying!" ”

"Hey, I know you're shy, I'll leave as soon as I'm done." Liang Qiao opened the box and took out the clothes, "This is the one I chose for you, it's very beautiful, look at it, this is a very normal pajamas, if you wear it, the length is estimated to be in the middle of the thigh, but it's just a little more sexy and sexy, nothing special." ”

Jiang Yu really glanced at it.

The length is barely normal, but is the neckline so low when she's blind? And on the back, what the hell is that one by one?

"You and your father are both old husbands and wives, I haven't seen anything in the world, what are you shy. Life always has to rely on oneself to create a little fun, what's the point of always following the same old path......"

"Dad's kind of straight man, you must not be able to see it, you just say that it is a new pajama, and this style has become popular recently. Anyway, he can't see anyone else, and it's not up to you to decide what's popular......"

Liang Qiao said a lot, and finally made Jiang Yu feel moved.

In fact, it was only a little loose, but Liang Qiao directly seized the opportunity to push her into the bathroom, take a shower and change it, just like usual, don't be too deliberate. ”

“……”

After she finished speaking, she slipped away, and didn't forget to take out the dirty clothes that Jiang Yu had changed.

After Liang Qiao went out, he didn't go back to the room directly, but ran to his father's study first.

The door was closed, and Liang Qiao didn't dare to enter directly, looked at the time, and felt that according to her father's usual habits, she should stay for a while before returning to the room, she hesitated outside the door, raised her hand and knocked on the door.

"Come in." Seki and Hikari's calm voice sounded inside.

Liang Qiao was suddenly a little timid, even if she teased her mother, Nima had the guts to play with her father like this!

But now it's too late to back down, she pushed the door open, trying to pretend to be serious: "Dad, Mom seems to be a little uncomfortable, you can go and take a look." ”

Guan Heguang was still holding the porcelain before studying, and when he heard this, he frowned slightly, put down the porcelain and stood up.

Liang Qiao hurriedly slipped away.

Guan Heguang came out and found that there was no longer her figure, and he was a little puzzled, but he didn't care, and went straight back to the room.

Jiang Yu struggled in the bathroom for a long time, and after washing it slowly, she found that she was so fooled by Liang Qiao that she forgot to bring a change of underwear!

She was about to go out first and get a new one, but suddenly she heard movement in the bedroom, and the footsteps were more familiar to her than anyone else - it was Kazuko who had returned.

"Ah Yu?" Guan Heguang screamed.

Jiang Yu was suddenly a little nervous: "I, I'm taking a shower, and I'll be fine right away." He said that he was in a hurry to find the old clothes he had changed in the bathroom, and he wanted to put them on first, but he found that they were missing.

"What's wrong with you?" Guan Heguang asked, "Ask Xiao Feng to come over and have a look?" ”

Under the weather? Jiang Yu was stunned for a moment, and quickly reacted, eighty percent of it was Liang Qiao's ghost again! Immediately angry and wanted to arrest her and beat her violently.

How can anyone play with elders like her! It's nonsense!

"No, no, no!" Jiang Yu hurriedly said, "I'm fine." ”

said it was fine, but he didn't come out in the bathroom. Guan Heguang waited for a while, and the sound of water in the bathroom had already stopped, but she was still staying inside, gradually frowning.

"Are you really okay?"

“…… It's okay. Jiang Yu had no choice but to put on the "normal pajamas" of the land of light pink silk.

She opened the door and walked out hesitantly, her whole body flushed with a faint red.

Guan Heguang was also stunned when he saw it.

"You ......"

……

Early the next morning, Jiang Yu rarely got up late.

Liang Qiao Guan Heng was already eating breakfast, and when he saw her coming down from upstairs, Liang Qiao immediately looked at Guan Heng with a look that only each other understood.

Jiang Yu walked to Liang Qiao's side first and slapped her the back.

"Poof-" Liang Qiao deliberately exaggerated the appearance of vomiting blood, "Oh Mom, you are so ruthless......"

Jiang Yu glared at her and sat down at the dining table.

The aunt brought the porridge over, and Jiang Yu was about to drink it, when she suddenly heard Liang Qiao cough. She raised her eyes to look over, only to see Liang Qiao coughing and giving her a strange look, and at the same time raised his hand and touched her neck.

Jiang Yu paused, suddenly reacted, quickly pulled his collar, and glared at Liang Qiao fiercely.

Guan Heng and Guan Che also saw it, but they didn't dare to say anything, they pretended not to see it, and bowed their heads to drink porridge.

After a while, Guan Heguang also came downstairs, Liang Qiao hugged the porridge bowl, and said with a smile: "Happy Father's Day, Dad." ”

Guan Heguang didn't think much about it, nodded with a smile, and walked over only to find that Jiang Yu's face was very red, and he kept his head down and didn't look at him. Guan Heguang was stunned, then looked at the three people who were unusually quiet, paused, and sat down as usual.

After a brief period of embarrassment, the dinner table returned to its usual state.

Guan Heng picked up vegetables for Liang Qiao from time to time, peeled an egg for her, and when she finished eating the egg white, he took the egg yolk she didn't like to eat and ate it herself. Liang Qiao couldn't drink half of his porridge, so he pushed it to him, and Guan Heng habitually brought it over and drank it all.

Guan Che has become accustomed to being forcibly stuffed with a mouthful of dog food every day, and now he is accustomed to their nong, and he can gradually become indifferent.

However, what I didn't expect was that my father, who had always been serious, didn't know what kind of wind he was smoking, so he also peeled an egg and silently put it on the small plate in front of Jiang Yu. Jiang Yu raised his eyes in surprise, met his gaze, and suddenly felt a little hot.

Guan Che sighed deeply, put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth, stood up and said expressionlessly: "I've eaten." Today's dog food was delicious, thank you. ”

Liang Qiao and Guan Heng's expressions are like this: ⊙▽⊙

Mom's expression is like this: (*/╲*)

Dad's expression is like this: (¬_¬)

[2] Little Overlord

The baby daughter of Guan Heng's family, nicknamed "Overlord Flower", has been spoiled by her parents, grandparents, and various uncles and uncles since she was a child, and after going to kindergarten, she has become a well-deserved little bully among her friends.

One day, Xiaobawang suddenly ran home crying at noon, pointing to a piece of cyan at the corner of his mouth and said aggrievedly that he was beaten by a male classmate in the class.

Liang Qiao was furious when he heard this, and immediately led the little bully to the kindergarten to help his daughter "get justice".

Jiang Yu didn't stop her, and when she came back angrily an hour later, the little bully followed behind her ass and cried worse than before, and kept crying "The baby knows it's wrong, mom don't be angry with the baby~"

Liang Qiao was completely unmoved, and let her carry a small bench to the corner of the wall to think about it.

Xiaobawang obediently took the bench to think about it, but he didn't think about it, but became more and more sad, crying so much that his liver and intestines were broken.

Jiang Yu was distressed, and hurriedly took her into his arms and coaxed her, while counting Liang Qiao dissatisfiedly: "Look at what you have made our baby angry, if she makes a mistake, you can be reasonable, no matter what, you can't punish her." ”

"Mom, you don't know, this girl is terrible now, she plays with her heart and eyes better than me! Obviously, she beat other boys so that she couldn't see anyone on her face, and she even learned to strike first, and she was afraid of being scolded by us, so she ran back first to complain that others beat her. Liang Qiao was so angry that he asked Xiaobawang angrily, "At a young age, you can still play tricks with your mother, tell me, who taught you this?" ”

The little overlord didn't answer, hid in his grandmother's arms, and only cried.

Jiang Yu couldn't cry or laugh.

Jiang Yu finally coaxed Xiaobawang to stop crying, but as soon as Guan Heng came back in the evening, Xiaobawang saw his father immediately crying again with a "wow", rushed over and hugged his father's leg, crying so much that he almost couldn't breathe.

Guan Heng hurriedly dropped his things and picked her up and coaxed: "Good baby, don't cry, don't cry, tell Dad who bullied you, Dad will avenge you!" ”

Xiaobawang looked back at Liang Qiao with a sob, and said aggrievedly: "Mom ignores the baby, mom is angry with the baby, and mom doesn't want the baby." ”

Liang Qiao sneered on the side: "Hey, hey, the wicked will sue first." ”

The little overlord immediately flattened his mouth and cried even more pitifully.

Guan Heng hugged her and sat aside: "Mom is fierce, we ignore Mom." Baby, tell your dad what's going on, why is mom angry with you? ”

"The baby did something wrong and made the mother angry." The little overlord lay on her shoulder and whispered.

Guan Heng gently patted her back and coaxed her softly: "What did the baby do wrong?" ”

The little overlord was silent, and Guan Heng didn't urge, just hugged her to comfort her. After a while, Xiaobawang leaned on Guan Heng's ear, covered it with his little fat hand, and whispered, "The baby hit someone." ”

Guan Heng also learned from her hand and asked in a low voice: "Why did the baby hit someone?" ”

The little overlord said angrily: "Because he scolded the baby." He scolded the baby for not having a tutor. ”

Dare to scold his daughter?! Guan Heng grinded his teeth, "The baby is playing well." ”

Liang Qiao on the side: "......"

The two fathers and daughters whispered for a while, turning their heads to look at Liang Qiao from time to time, pointing at her, making Liang Qiao lose his temper. She sat there with her arms crossed, sulking to herself.

After a while, Xiaobawang, who had stopped crying, climbed down from his father's lap, walked to Liang Qiao's leg with his fingers twisted, and raised his eyes timidly and called her: "Mom......"

That little look made people soften their hearts when they saw it, and the anger on Liang Qiao's face was almost uncontrollable, and he glanced at her: "What are you doing?" ”

Xiaobawang leaned on her lap, looked at her with big round eyes, and said with tears: "The baby will not lie to his mother in the future, mother should not be angry, the baby loves his mother the most......"

Liang Qiao stretched out his hand to pick up the aggrieved little guy, and pinched her little fleshy face angrily: "If you dare to lie to your mother again, your mother will really ignore you." ”

The little overlord finally broke into tears and laughed, nesting in Liang Qiao's arms and spoiling. 166 Reading Network