Chapter 45: Stray Fish (Catching Insects)

As soon as Lin Zhiling arrived in Qianzhou, he went straight to the county government, and with a little bit of obscenity, he took the management of Qianzhou from Zhen Bing. Zhen Bing's personality is honest, loyal to Youyu is naturally loyal to his wife, and as soon as the affairs are secretly operated by his wife, he will be a county guard in name only. Don't ask him how to identify her after being reborn, because Lin Zhiling's move of knocking him down made him unforgettable, it was like a nightmare.

Kicking, buckling feet, strangulation, and pulling hair, the pain is unbearable.

However, as soon as Lin Zhiling sought power, he heard the news of Youyu's death, wept silently, and fainted several times. If she had been one step late, she would have prevented any fish from going to the hunting grounds.

Along with the news of the death came the rumor that Cangluan murdered Youyu, Lin Zhiling couldn't believe it, with her understanding of Cangluan, Cangluan didn't bother to kill Youyu at all, but the person who had the most reason to kill Youyu was also him, whether it was true or false She couldn't be sure.

Lin Zhiling wolf howled and cried, but Zhen Bing's eyes were pear blossoms with rain, and the more he looked at it, the more unbearable he became, no matter how he persuaded her, it was useless. Fortunately, Master Lin came, Zhen Bing pulled a veil to wrap Lin Zhiling's face, the so-called parents of the body, Zhen Bing was afraid that Master Lin would be difficult to accept for a while.

Except for Zhen Bing and Master Lin, no one knew that Lin Zhiling had come to Qianzhou, and in order to hide people's eyes, Master Lin also came to hide his face. Zhen Bing took Master Lin to Lin Zhiling's bedroom and retreated. Lin Zhiling was separated from his father for a few months, and when he was widowed again, he saw his father and hurriedly threw himself into his arms and cried.

Master Lin hugged his daughter in his cold arms, and said sadly: "My son has lost weight, he must have suffered too much." ”

Lin Zhiling didn't suffer less, but her thinness was not because of hardship, but because she was "cursed" by fish. Lin Zhiling choked up: "Dad, what should I do now?" ”

"My son doesn't cry," Master Lin held his daughter's hand and encouraged, "You have to believe in the half-immortal, the half-immortal said that if you are the emperor, you will definitely be able to become the emperor, you can't give up on yourself, you have to live well!" You know that the big husband is going to be hibernating, His Majesty is in power, and it is dangerous to have a fish next to him, do you believe that there are fish who are very smart and have learned to hibernate, do you believe in Dad? ”

The secret of heaven cannot be revealed, he can only tell his daughter like this, hoping that she can believe it.

Master Lin's tone was very affirmative, and Lin Zhiling raised his eyes to look at his father's calm eyes, which were full of conviction. Lin Zhiling's eyelids trembled, the old man gave her great strength, she didn't dare to believe it but believed it. Lin Zhiling wiped away her tears and regrouped, "I believe in my father." ”

Master Lin helped his daughter wipe away her tears: "Don't cry, cheer up, you can't be a queen." ”

"Hmm." Lin Zhiling sat up straight and turned upside down to comfort his father, "Dad, you don't have to worry about me, hearing you say this, I will definitely wait for my husband to come back, even if it is a year, three years or ten years." ”

"That's not going to work!" Master Lin had a kind face and criticized lovingly, "If that kid dares not to come back for three years, you will divorce him." ”

Lin Zhiling couldn't help but be moved, amused by his father's comfort, and his moist eyes bent into crescents.

Seeing that his daughter was relieved, Master Lin was happy, and saw that his daughter's smiling eyes were smart and bright, and it seemed to be more beautiful than before. Could it be that the fat on the eyelids is gone, the eye sockets are thin, and the eyes are enlarged? "Ling'er, why are you wrapped in a veil and have injuries on your face?"

Lin Zhiling's smile immediately stiffened, and he shook his head hurriedly: "It's not hurt, I'm fine." ”

"What about you?"

"Dad..."Lin Zhiling didn't know how to explain, but said absurdly, "My face has changed a lot after losing weight. ”

"Let Daddy take a look." Master Lin couldn't wait, his daughter's matter was a big deal, how could he still hold back his mood when his face changed.

"Dad, you're sure I'm a daughter first."

"Of course," Master Lin nodded again and again, "Whether you are fat or thin, you are the pearl of your father's palm, what's wrong?" ”

Is there anything wrong, what I hear is still a sweet thick voice, and what I see is still familiar rude movements, is Ling'er disfigured, afraid that she won't recognize it?

"That's good!" Lin Zhiling calmed down, and Qianqian's fine hands slowly tore off the pink veil.

Mr. Lin looked at that posture, tender like water, it was a pretty posture that could make the young man think about it, and he always felt that his daughter's painting style was wrong.

Lin Zhiling removed the veil as soon as he took it off......

"Ah~ What about my daughter, you are not my daughter! Ah~"

"I'm your daughter!"

"You're not!"

"Dad, look at the soles of my feet, there are two moles."

"It's fake to have you!"

"It seems that I have to use A-Niang's thirty-six deboning styles, you believe it, right?"

"Ahhh~ Don't make it, I seem to believe it a little."

……

The Imperial Palace.

The inspector of the North Gate Pass walked into the hall and presented the jade pendant of Cangluan. "Your Majesty, Yu Yushi has been released"

A month ago, a fish came out of the customs and handed him the jade pendant, ordering him to return the jade pendant to His Majesty. As we all know, Yu Yushi is dead, and when a fish stands in front of him, he was taken aback, but seeing that the jade pendant is Cangluan's personal thing, he guessed a thing or two after a little thought, and hurriedly rushed back to the imperial city.

"Who else knows but you?"

Cangluan's calm heart lake stirred up waves, put down the music in his hand and raised his head, and it was difficult to hide the undulating feelings in his calm voice.

"No one knows except the last general."

"Very good," Cangluan Qing grasped it well, and quickly calmed down, "You come here." ”

The inspector didn't know what Cangluan wanted, so he only stepped forward as he was told.

Cang Luan immediately drew his sword and slashed through the patrolman's neck, and warm blood gushed out of the crack, sprinkled on his yellow robe, and sprinkled on his healed but never-ending scars.

Although his face was cut, it did not detract from his handsomeness, just as Hua Tian can add beauty to a woman, and his scars add a touch of cold arrogance to his angular eyebrows, which makes people dare not get close, and the more resolute and noble they look.

"Come on, drag the body out."

A few little eunuchs timidly walked in to sort out the corpses, not even daring to raise their heads.

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The Central Plains, which was called China 2,000 years later, is vast, much larger than modern times. An inch of mountains and rivers and an inch of blood, from ancient times to the present, there are countless people who have defined its name, even if it is just a day of being the emperor, it has also attracted countless heroes to bend their waists. It was a place where the people of the Central Plains could be proud, but its richness was far from satisfying the greed of its people, and for this reason, it was barren. Its barrenness turns its people against each other, crushes kindness to pieces, and obliterates humanity to the point of worthlessness.

There are fish who have experienced life and death in this land, and have been used by others, and in the end what they have in exchange for is just a breeze on their sleeves that are forced to be helpless. The land without humanity is like a desert without a water source, lifeless at a glance, but if you have a choice, there are fish or will stay in the Central Plains, even if it is indifferent, after all, it is the hometown.

A fish closed his eyes and looked up to breathe in the exotic pure air, the breeze blew through, dispelling his tired body and mind, it was the spring wind, and the snow on the plains began to melt. After calculation, some fish knew that today was their twenty-first birthday. With his new year comes a new life and freedom.

The people I once knew were good or bad, and there were fish who could only say goodbye now, although there was some reluctance, but fortunately, it was over.

Youyu frowned, and said to himself: "What do you have to feel, what will you eat tonight?" ”

When you open your eyes, there are only the sky, the land, and the clouds between the sky and the earth. There are no mountain birds flying away, no people are gone, there are wind and snow, and some fish don't know how they survived thirty nights.

In reality, how can there be such an easy life as in the TV series, it is not a secret, there are as many days as there are fish out of the customs and there are as many days as there are no baths, smelling the rancid manly smell on the body, you Yuton feels that he is Robinson, no, he is Friday.

The most ridiculous thing for Youyu is that it turns out that not taking a bath for 30 days is one of the side quests, and along the way, Youyu has inexplicably completed many inexplicable tasks, eating grass roots, rolling snow slopes, and even having five fingers covered with chilblains is a task. Fortunately, there is a task, and there are fish who believe that it is right to go on. Thanks to these tasks, the prestige he earned was exchanged for many buckets of instant noodles to maintain his ability to continue to do tasks.

The horse under him was licking the snow, and a fish kicked the horse's belly, thinking that it was a dog that could forage, "Hey, do you smell the meat?" ”

However, the horse under him did not respond, and the grain stored on the horse's back was decreasing day by day, and he had not yet met anyone, and if he could not receive the task, he would probably have to eat only the ghost animals and chickens that had grown all their hair.

A fish unhappily beat the horse's back, "What's the use of me keeping you, find someone quickly!" ”

But the horse ignored him.

And some fish, with white hot steam in their mouths, dismounted their horses without thirst, and drank the snow with them, which was very sweet. After quenching the thirst, a fish led the horse to continue to move forward, but the emperor lived up to the fish, and there were horseshoe prints on the plain! Some fish got excited and ran in the direction of the horse's hooves.

Finally, after crossing a rolling mountain, a fish saw a large river with several large tents in the shape of yurts on the banks of the river. A fish saw the life, and was full of strength, and strode towards it. "Nomads, you can drink goat's milk." Thinking about it, some fish couldn't help but squirm and squirm their Adam's apples, as if they had already drunk it.

Suddenly there was the sound of horses' hooves behind him, and a fish looked sideways, and a dozen big men rushed from a distance. Some fish realize that if they set foot in the territory of other tribes, they will be driven away or taught a lesson by other tribes. Some fish wanted to run, but they must not be able to outrun them, and some fish immediately raised their hands, knelt down and surrendered.

The figures of the big men are generally tall and majestic, all of them have tiger backs and bear waists, inverted eyes, protruding nose bridges, slightly curly hair, and look exotic. There was a chill on the back of the fish, I don't know if they can understand the words of the Central Plains, and explained again and again: "I am a passerby, I am lost, I have no malice, if you don't accept my words, I will leave immediately, if you have something to say, don't do it." ”

A few big men looked at the fish, you look at me, I look at you, suddenly laughed and talked about it.

They spoke in a very strange tone, but wait, Youyu seemed to barely understand something-"He's from the Central Plains." "Yes, it's as ugly as I thought." "The men in the Central Plains lack yang energy, and they don't see any long hair on their faces." "Whoever said he was a man, I bet a hundred skewers of mutton that he was a woman." "I'll bet a hundred bowls of goat's milk." "How do you prove it?" "It's not easy, pull out your pants."

Youyu was terrified when he heard it, and he saw the big men approaching him step by step, with a playful expression on his face, and his ten fingers crossed and knocked "click". Youyu hurriedly took a few steps back, "I'm a man, really, don't come here." ”

"Do you believe it?"

"I don't believe it."

"Hearing is false, seeing is believing (practice is the only criterion for verifying truth)."

"Don't come here, I'll run away if you come here again." Youyu trembled and watched more than a dozen big men besieging him, and his legs trembled with fright, but they didn't stop, and they ran away when there was a fish. A group of men who want to see a man's lower body/body are simply not men, and they are crazy.

However, Youyu couldn't run a few steps, and a horsewhip strangled Youyu's waist and dragged Youyu back to them, and a big man knelt down and grabbed Youyu's chest so hard that Youyu couldn't turn over. Youyu struggled weakly: "Let go of me, don't take it off!" ”

The other big men squatted down and pulled down the fish's pants with a bang. Time seemed to stand still for five or six seconds, and there was silence.

And then......

Several big men laughed bitterly, almost out of breath, and fell to the side.

"Hahahaha... I believed. ”

"Do all the men in the Central Plains look so gentle?"

"They eat the grass called 'rice' at every meal, and we eat meat every day, which can be compared."

"Don't look at the Central Plains people who are small, they are ambitious, I have been to the Central Plains, and one of their cities is bigger than our entire Northern Wing Country."

"But what's the use of the Central Plains people being so small, so big?"

"Haha, that's right!"

"Hey, don't make trouble, don't respect people, whoever comes is a guest, let him go."

The knees on his chest were pulled open, and Youyu stood up innocently, and scolded in his heart: How long and fierce do you guys!