"My name is Takasu Ryuko, and I was originally an otaku, but unfortunately I was made smaller by the great god who didn't know where I was. Although the body has shrunk, the mind is still full of house knowledge, no matter what, there can't be only one crystal palace. "Note 1

"What am I doing! Saying inexplicable and wonderful things to yourself in the mirror. Long Er patted his forehead with a black line and said.

Is it true that as long as it is related to the school?

"School, you're such a wicked place!! (Voiceover: No, it's definitely your own reason, okay!) ）

So elementary school can only be suitable for Conan! (Hey!) Conan will cry when he hears you. ）

Like me, I am handsome and chic (fierce eyes) and rich five cars (house knowledge) flowers bloom, beer bottles see beer bottles open (scared away), why do I still have to go to elementary school?

I still have a stomachache today, isn't that the eldest lady of the Three Thousand Courtyard family? It's not too much for me to imitate this senior today. (I don't want to complain anymore)

Just as she was thinking this, Taizi walked over. "Long'er is ready to go to school!"

"Yes! It's coming, it's time to test my acting skills. I'm also a man known as the god of acting!! (just self-styled)

I saw Long Er's expression solemn, holding his stomach with both hands, falling to the ground, and shouting; "Cao thief, oh no, Taizi !!!!!"

Taizi seemed to be frightened, walked quickly to Long'er, and asked in a little panic, "Long'er, what's wrong with you?"

Long Er looked at Taizi who was hooked, revealing a wicked smile at the corner of his mouth, but the movement of his hand was non-stop, stretching out his trembling left hand and reaching out to Taizi, as if to grab something.

Taizi looked at Long'er holding his stomach with his hands, his trembling body suddenly seemed to understand something, and he held Long'er's trembling left hand nervously. "Dragon, are you, are you....".

Seeing Taizi like this, Long Er smiled secretly in his heart; "Yes, let's just say the word stomachache."

"Could it be that you, you, dragon,

constipation, constipation,

It's up, it's up

up"

"Huh?!" When Long Er heard these three, his body suddenly turned gray and white. "Is my acting just constipation?"

No, now is not the time to think about this, shook his head, and said to Taizi

"I have a stomachache, a stomachache, a stomachache that hurts so much that I can't go to school!"

Listen to the dragon! Taizi hit the palm of his left hand with his right fist and said, "It turns out that my stomach hurts!" Long'er, you said it earlier!

By the way, Long'er, do you really have a stomachache? ”

Long Er nodded in pain

Taizi continued to ask

"Does it hurt?"

Long Er nodded with a cold sweat on his head

"It's so painful that you don't have the strength to go to school?"

Nodding vigorously.

Taizi said to Long'er with a knowing expression; "Then there's no way, Long'er won't go to school today."

"Oh, big success." Listening to Taizi's words, Long Er couldn't help but shout in his heart!

"Then I'll go and prepare the things needed for the special therapy to be used to treat stomach aches, and before that, Long'er will lie down obediently!"

Listening to Taizi's words, Long Er didn't know why a trace of bad feelings flashed in his heart.

"Wait a minute, Taizi, may I ask what that so-called special effect therapy is?"

Hearing Long'er's words, Taizi turned around with a smile on his face and said to Long'er, "Of course, cut open the stomach and then insert the red-hot iron rod into the stomach, stirring it up, this is the accepted method in the entire 11 districts!" (I've never heard of such a brutal District 11.)

Hey, in the blink of an eye, Long Er had already carried his schoolbag to the entrance.

"Taizi, I'm going to school!"

"Wait a minute, don't you have a stomachache, Long'er, don't go today!" Taizi said with a smile

"No, how can I have anything, you see Taizi, I'm very energetic."

"But aren't you sure you can't force it?" Taizi said

Long Er said with a reluctant smile: "Not at all, Taizi, don't worry!" ”

"Then I'm out of the house." Long'er said

"Oh! Be careful on the road. Taizi said with a wave of her hand

Closing the door, looking at the sky at a 45° angle, he said. "Taizi, I don't know when you got the belly black attribute."

Sure enough, there will be something bad about getting involved with the school!!

Looking back on the past three years, first the contract for the novel was signed, then the big sale of Xana's novel, then it was made into a radio drama, a manga, and finally an animation.

So I made a lot of money. All the original small apartments were bought, and they were built into independent apartments that are common among families in District 11. Then persuaded Taizi to give up her job as a bartender, and then sent Taizi to university on a whim, and then Taizi entered university.

"And then there is no then, the soul is faint, and there is suddenly a black-bellied attribute in Taizi's attributes!!"

School! Give me back the original natural staycation!

―――――― dividing line of self-pity while going to school――――――――――――――

Didan Primary School Note 2

Long Er looked at the elementary school that he was about to enter, no problem in this primary school, there won't be any Grim Reaper elementary school students in it.

Forget it, even if there is, I will use my eyes to kill the gods to you. Long Er thought viciously Note 3

Is it class Z after that?

Why do I have a sense of immediacy. Is it a hallucination?

"Yo! I'm your homeroom teacher, you can call me Teacher Yinba. "Note 4

Looking at the man on the podium, with natural curly silver hair, a pair of dead fish eyes, and a lollipop in his mouth, it was really Shi Chen's fault again (what happened to Guan Shichen)

"Okay, okay, uncle, I'm going to buy a jump, I don't have time to spend it with you, hurry up and start with everyone introducing themselves." The man on the podium, in a lazy tone, said things that made people want to beat him.

Such a teacher, a big husband, Meng Da Nai!!!!

"Hello everyone, my name is Akira Toriyama, and my interest is to collect seven dragon balls."

"Hello everyone, my name is Qingshan Gangchang, and my interest is detective"

"Hello everyone, my name is Kongying Zhiqiu, and my interest is to become an orangutan"

"Hello everyone, my name is Kishimoto Kishishi, and my interest is to be the Hokage."

"Hello everyone, my name is Eiichiro Oda, and my interest is to be the king of the pirates."

My name is, xxx

My name is, xxx

Listening to the murderous names of the class, I just want to say, "What kind of class am I in?" When Long Er was secretly complaining, it was already his turn to introduce himself

Oh! It's my turn. Get up from your seat and say loudly; "My name is Takasu Ryu'er, and I'm interested in building a huge crystal palace."

Quiet~~~~~~~

"Why is the soul faint quiet!!!

What is the Hokage, One Piece, Dragon Ball is not quiet, why do I want to build a crystal palace to be quiet!!!!!!

And can you not look at me with pity for me!!! ”

Eyes rolled.

"Neither is contempt. You despise me for the way I look.

Who said that a crystal palace can't be built with a vicious face, and the soul is faint!!!! ”

Look at it again

That's what it looks like.

"Forget it, I was wrong. I'm sorry I don't have a pseudo-girl's face. ”

With a look of resentment, Long Er sat down helplessly~~~~

Next.

"My name is Hello everyone, my name is Ami Kawashima, and my interest is fashion model"

A sweet loli voice came from behind me.

Turning his head, he had long dark blue hair, blue eyes that matched the long hair, and a delicate face.

"That's right, this is the same Kawashima Ami who whispered in the sports equipment room, why don't you add me at the beginning.

And she's sitting right behind me?

Did we meet so early? Long Er thought with a look of surprise

And the Kalachakra, which is called fate, also begins to turn.

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Note 1 Detective Conan's famous words, the original words are, my name is Edogawa Conan, originally a detective, unfortunately attacked by gangsters, was drugged and became smaller, although the body is shrinking, the mind is still the same smart, no matter what, there is only one truth.

Note 2: Conan's elementary school when he became smaller.

Note 3: The famous words of the two rituals in the realm of emptiness, even the gods will kill you.

Note 4 In the silver soul, Ah Yin's incarnation