Chapter 427: Carnival in the Pigsty
Early in the morning of the second day after finding Pique, the mercenaries marched south through a grove of trees.
"Didn't you say that the direction of our house is north?" Peake asked Ryder, who was beside him, leading Big Black Feet. Last night, he learned from Ryder's mouth that it was a donkey that belonged to him, called Big Blackfoot.
"Yes, our home is in the north, about a hundred miles away in the town of Peace. Ryder replied, "But now we must first go south and get justice for you." ”
"Get justice?"
In fact, Pique had been feasting around the campfire last night, ignoring most of the mercenary conversations.
Now, he was feeling hungry again. Pique touched his round belly, he knew that what he had eaten yesterday had not been fully digested, and he didn't know why he was still hungry.
"Well, get justice," said Ryder angrily, "we must find those who enslaved you, and they discussed it yesterday, and trouble the Toumai Town Garrison." ”
"Garrison?" is a familiar term. ”
Ryder said viciously, "Yes, didn't you say that? You went to the garrison in the small town of Tumai, and they didn't take responsibility for the uniform they were wearing, and they handed you over to those wicked people, so we must punish them." ”
"How are you going to punish them?"
"Hey, hey, hey!" Ryder didn't speak, but the corners of his mouth suddenly flashed a wicked smile.
Pique was a little confused, and when they were still five hundred meters away from a small town of Tumai, many mercenaries took out a black cloth from their arms, and then under Pique's confused gaze, they covered their faces with the black cloth.
Ryder covered Pique's face with the black cloth that he had prepared a long time ago, revealing only a pair of blue pupils with doubt.
If it weren't for the lack of black cloth, he would have wanted to cover the face of the big black-footed donkey. The first time he was a horse thief, his heart was full of guilt, and his face looked panicked, but then he thought that he was not robbing copper coins, and there was a faint sense of excitement.
Each mercenary has his own horse, and the horses that were forcibly scavenged from the peaceful town are all kinds of strange and varied, cyan, maroon, and tan, these horses cannot be called war horses, but they also have a momentum when they gallop. Having beaten away the one-eyed dragon and captured a few emaciated horses, Pique couldn't bear to ride the big black foot with a wound on his leg, and now he was riding on a tan horse.
The big black-footed donkey's eyes glared at the horse under Peake's crotch, and there seemed to be vinegar in his eyes......
The nasty tightened the rope from the cyclops and threw him into the woods near the town of Toumai, where the slugs guarded the cyclops.
The mercenaries were not afraid of the slugs and released the one-eyed dragon. In fact, in the hearts of the mercenaries, they don't care at all whether the one-eyed dragon will run away, for them, after finding the sacred lake and finding Pique, the one-eyed dragon has lost its meaning. If there were murderous people among the mercenaries, they would have killed the one-eyed dragon with one sword, and the current mercenaries don't care about the one-eyed dragon's reward.
In this way, a group of mercenaries dressed as horse thieves rushed into the town of Toumai......
"Is this the place?" Frank asked Peake, looking at the silence inside the wooden fence, "Master, are you sure it's this family?"
Pique, who also had a black cloth around his face, nodded, but did not speak. He looked at the silent houses around him, his blue eyes were a little confused, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"Brothers, come on!"
A dull order was issued, and a group of "horse thieves" directly broke through the wooden fence and rushed into the yard.
There were seven or eight hens in the yard, and they rushed back into the coop. The big yellow dog, who had never dared to make a sound, saw the "horse thief" rushing in and jumped out of the fence directly from the side of the house and fled.
Soon, the "horse thief" brought out two people from the house, a man and a woman.
The man had a red beard, and he couldn't tell his age, only his face was full of horror.
The woman was also Chiya, her face was covered with black freckles, and she was lying on the ground sobbing and didn't dare to look up.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I am a worthy Chia, and you can go and rob the next door, they are all lowly yodelmen!" said the bearded man, in a trembling voice.
"Really?" said the grass carp after a deep groan, "Brothers, get the few families next door here!"
After a while, more than a dozen families on this street were arrested by them.
It was on the edge of the town, but there was not a single Odin, except for two red-haired Chiya, and the rest of the civilians were Jodelmans.
Therefore, people trembled and did not dare to make a sound at all.
In fact, this is not the first time that a mercenary has pretended to be a horse thief, and the last time he pretended to be a horse thief, he directly encountered a real horse thief. In their respective mercenary careers, they had seen not a thousand but eight hundred horse thieves, so many Yongbin pretended to be horse thieves very handy.
I saw the grass carp walking in the front squatting down, looking at the bearded Chiya man and saying, "Do you have a pigsty at home?"
"Yes...... Yes, there it is!" he said, pointing to the corner of the yard, "Uncle, do you want pigs? I have two pigs at home, and I can give them both." ”
"Oh, drive them all into your pigsty. ”
"Put whom?"
"All of you here, well, your neighbors? Didn't you just say they're all lowly yodelmans?" said the grass carp loudly.
Suddenly, the other captured Yodelman civilians in the courtyard all raised their heads and looked at the bearded Chiya in disbelief.
The bearded Chiya was visibly stunned for a moment, looked at the scimitar in front of him, then got up and kicked the Yodelman civilian beside him. "Didn't you hear you!," he screamed, "get into the pigsty!"
A larger one is a boar, and a smaller one is a sow.
When the boar saw a man enter the pigsty, he immediately stood in front of the sow, pouting his big horn-like nose and ready to charge at any moment. But when it saw more than a dozen people suddenly pouring in from outside, it immediately ...... Hiding behind the sow.
After watching the civilians being driven into the pigsty, the grass carp with black scarves said to the bearded Chiya, "You go in too." ”
"Me?" said the bearded Chiya in surprise.
"It's you!" the nasty guy kicked his ass impatiently and kicked him straight away.
Two pigs stood on one side, and more than a dozen civilians stood on one side, all of them put on a posture of waiting for the battle, and there was still harmony for the time being. However, when the bearded Chia screamed and flew in, the nerves of the two pigs were immediately triggered, and they ran around like crazy.
For a moment, the scene fell into incomparable chaos.
As soon as the bearded Chiya got up from the ground, he was immediately trampled in the face by a pig's trotters.
What a hanging!
He almost hit pig in the face!
Just as he secretly said in his heart that he was clever, he raised his head and suddenly saw his woman flying in too!
The woman threw it on him, and his face was in close contact with pig. He struggled to get to his feet, and a panicked yodelman who had been chased by a sow suddenly bumped into his buttocks, and his body suddenly stiffened and fell, and he had another intimate encounter with pig shit.
Green, yellow, wet, sticky, smelly on top......
In this way, in this space of less than ten square meters, the sound of "carnival" was remembered.
I don't know how long it took, until everyone in the pigsty was covered in pig feces, and the "revelry" stopped.
People are tired, pigs are tired.
While the Yodelman civilians resented the bearded Chia in their hearts, they also prayed for the security guard of their small town of Tumai to come and rescue them. Some even began to mutter, "O great god of light......"
Miraculously, the God of Light seemed to hear their prayers and really sent a guard to save them!
It's just that why is there a rope tied to the body of the guard? And he was thrown in.
In this way, everyone watched as the familiar guard grew up slowly, and then stared at them wide-eyed.
The Captain of the Garrison was a Chiya, about forty years old, very thin and low, and obviously had a very high reputation among the group.
When he was thrown in, someone immediately ran to untie the rope on his body, and then said in surprise: "Captain, are you here to save us?"
The scarred security chief looked at the redbeard in front of him, and suddenly became angry. "Don't you know what the fuck you've offended?" he cried out, "who told you to touch the Odin Moldy!"
"I didn't, Sir! I never messed with any Odin!" he argued.
"Can't you see the hair color of those horse thieves?" shouted the chief of the security guard in the town of Toumai, "they are all Odinites! If there are Odin horse thieves, it must be a large horse thief group! Where can we stop the big horse thieves in our town!? And everyone has great martial arts! My guards don't have the strength to resist at all!Where did you provoke these guys!Ahhh
At this time, the other civilians began to fall into the ground:
"My lord, it's this guy, those horse thieves know him!"
"Yes!
"He's the one who brought the calamity!"
Just when everyone said a word, and the guard chief wanted to teach Redbeard to get angry, someone began to exclaim next to him:
"Here we go again! Here we go again!"
The captain followed the prestige, only to see seven or eight spotted boars suddenly pouring in from outside the pigsty!
Suddenly, this small space became crowded, and everyone was driven into the corner by the boar!
The boar who was driven in looked at the unfamiliar environment around him and was also a little confused, humming and looking around. Until a sword like a long needle came through the pigsty and stabbed a boar in the ass......
The carnival is back on!
A donkey's head came in from outside the pigsty, and he watched the farce with his mouth wide open.
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Outside the pigsty.
"Nasty ghost, you damn thing, you dare to steal my sword!?" Mr. Sissy rode the nasty ghost on the ground, and after retrieving his long sword, he wiped the stains on it with the nasty ghost's clothes, "It's just enough to steal my sword, and you dare to use such a precious sword to stab those filthy pigs?"
"I was wrong! I was wrong!" the nasty ghost apologized in time. He kicked his legs out of the way and dodged the sword that stabbed him in the ass.
The catfish asked the smiley Garu, "What did you feed those boars?"
Smiley Garu took out a small blue pill from his bosom, "That's a good thing, hehehe," he smiled maliciously, "I bought it from a fat merchant, and he cheated me on a lot of gold." Later, I couldn't get angry, so I beat him up directly, and snatched all the gold coins back......"
Peake looked at the "carnival" in the pigsty from afar, his mouth unconsciously opened wide, and his face showed an unbearable look......