22. The loyal dog evolved into the Great Demon King
Xu Zixun had a particularly terrible dream, in which Shao Mingxuan sat on the edge of the bed and asked him with a stern face: "Do you want to smash the police car?" Aren't the police/inspectors there to ask for help? β
Xu Zixun also reacted, yes, why did you smash the police car?
"You are guilty of obstruction of official business, and the law provides for a sentence of up to three years in prison, do you want to go to jail? Do you know how scary it is to go to jail? The police will lock you up with a psychopathic murderer, give you no food, and get beaten. The gray wolf who made a mistake with you will also be caught and put in a cage, or it is possible that he will be skinned and made into a blanket, have you ever thought about it? β
Xu Zixun naturally didn't believe it in the dream, Shao Mingxuan used this technique to scare him for more than 20 years, and he didn't evolve, so he argued for death, "How can you say so strictly, if I am arrested, the police will definitely contact my family, and when the time comes, I will be sent back with a random phone call......
"Are you going to delay the police from helping people in need? Maybe someone is being kidnapped by bad guys, and you will delay the rescue time because you obstruct official business, and if he dies, his family, lovers, and friends ......"
"I was almost kidnapped, and I didn't see the police help Bala Bala Bala ......"
When he finished speaking, Shao Mingxuan's face changed, "Someone wants to kidnap you?" This is likely to be deliberate, you leave me at home, and I am not allowed to go out until the murderer is caught! β
Xu Zixun hurriedly resisted, "They just made a temporary move, and I didn't suffer a loss, and I also got the money to buy supper!" β
Shao Mingxuan: "You dare to learn from others to rob?" If I don't teach you a lesson, my three views are crooked! β
Then he was knocked down by Shao Mingxuan, his clothes were stripped naked, and when he saw Shao Mingxuan's wolf-like eyes, he was immediately frightened awake.
In his previous life, because he was educated, I don't know how many times I turned my face with Shao Mingxuan, and the other party spoiled him and spoiled him, but he did not regress at all on this kind of issue about the three views, and even if he quarreled, he would educate him. Although the way of education is to scare children, this makes Xu Zixun feel like an older child with cerebral palsy, not only ashamed and powerless, but also makes him feel that he is really unreasonable.
What you said seems to be right, and I want to refute it, but I am speechless, which is a particularly uncomfortable feeling.
After getting up and washing, Xu Zixun's soles were like stepping on cotton, and he saw Shao Mingxuan sitting on the sofa in the living room, looking at him gently, and suddenly felt a thrill, "Morning~" Xu Zixun said with a wooden face.
"Morning, let's get ready to eat, Aunt Liu made breakfast."
Xu Zixun saw that the other party had to take the cook with him wherever he went, and he was silently relieved, Shao Mingxuan could do anything, but he couldn't learn to cook, so he actually had a little comfort.
"I heard that you didn't eat much last night, so I asked Aunt Liu to make your favorite shortbread." Shao Mingxuan stood up, walked to Xu Zixun's side, and dropped a kiss on his forehead, looking not in a good mood, and he didn't mean to ask about yesterday's events.
Xu Zixun breathed a sigh of relief again and sat at the table to eat breakfast. The shortbread made by Aunt Liu is very authentic, the outer layer is crispy, the inner layer is soft, and there is a milky aroma in the noodles. At this time, Shao Mingxuan suddenly spoke, and his gentle tone gently brushed Xu Zixun's heart, making people relax when they heard it, "Is it delicious?" β
"Hmm."
"Is the porridge good?"
"Hmm."
"It's crispy."
"Hmm."
"Better than last night's pizza."
"Hmm...... Well? Xu Zixun's eyes widened, looking at Shao Mingxuan, who was smiling meaningfully, and felt that his hands were trembling.
Shao Mingxuan snorted, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, then slowly stretched out a slender index finger and shook it gently, listening to his voice in the early morning felt particularly sexy: "You lied to me, it's useless." β
Xu Zixun's eyes slowly retreated, and he stared at the happy gray wolf who was lying on the ground holding a pot of dog food to eatβ_βAre you exposed?"
"It's up to the dog to do something wrong?" Shao Mingxuan smiled, but the smile was a little cold, "Do you say it yourself or will I help you say it?" A mouthful of pizza and juice flavor, I didn't kiss the gray wolf. β
Xu Zixun: "......"
"Where's the money?"
Xu Zixun: "...... Own. β
"Your sister said you didn't bring your wallet when you went out."
Xu Zixun: "It's in the pocket." β
"I forgot to bring my phone, and I remember to stuff money into my pocket?"
ββ¦β¦ So what? You're killing me! Xu Zixun raised his voice unreasonably, as if he had been wronged, he raised his eyebrows proudly, with a rebellious face, I was wrong, what can you do with me?
As soon as the young master's temper came up, the dream of being educated was left behind.
Shao Mingxuan chuckled, and there was inevitably a bit of strictness in his smile, "Xiaohua, this is a matter of principle, I can spoil you else, on the issue of three views, there is no need to discuss." β
Shao Mingxuan knows that Xu Zixun has been carrying his own affairs since he was a child, and he doesn't like to discuss with Xu Ziyuan, who is busy and has no time to go home.
For example, if it were someone else, in this legal society, few people would think of robbing it back after being robbed, but Xu Zixun did it as a matter of course. There are some things he can do, and his little flower just needs to live forever without worry, and does not need to touch those unclean things.
Xu Zixun was also not happy, he seemed to have been losing this kind of thing, God had loved Shao Mingxuan before he was reincarnated, and he had a bug in IQ. It's good, now learned to surprise after he let his guard down.
Shao Mingxuan must have been the king of Hades and his brother-in-law in his last life! There are buffs flashing all over the body!
didn't want to make trouble with the other party, Xu Zixun said insincerely, but with some hypocrisy: "We are all at fault, don't say anything about anyone." He glared at Shao Mingxuan, his eyes were stubborn, which means that I have softened, you give me face!
Shao Mingxuan nodded, with a stern expression: "I did make a mistake, the fault is that I didn't talk to you about the trial earlier, so that you have the energy to run out." What about yours? Let's talk about it. β
Trying to suppress the ** who wants to flip the table after being annoyed and angry, what kind of shameless reason is this?!
Xu Zixun was also full, wiped his mouth and stood up, still an elegant and noble son on the surface. His expression still looked calm, but his legs consciously moved to the door, and he said as he moved: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have let you kiss!" β
Xu Zixun grabbed the handle, waited until he finished speaking, and then hid in the bedroom, and then came out after Shao Mingxuan left. The door handle made a clattering sound under the vigorous movement, but it couldn't be opened!
Xu Zixun: "......"
Shao Mingxuan picked the corners of his mouth to admire his movements and facial expressions, with a bunch of keys hanging on his fingers, and spoke very softly, "I locked it in advance." β
Xu Zixun: "Hehe." β
Shao Mingxuan was in a particularly good mood at first glance, Xu Zixun faintly had a bad premonition, the Shao Mingxuan, who used to be domineering and gentle to him, gradually revealed his unfamiliar side, and there was always a feeling that a loyal dog was going to evolve, Xu Zixun seemed to see a demon horn on his head.
"I'm going to work, you have a day to think about what you did wrong, you can also make up the reasons in advance and come back to test your lying skills." I suddenly felt that the little flower that I didn't want to admit was also very cute.
Xu Zixun: "......"
Shao Mingxuan gently kissed him on the mouth, stuffed a bunch of keys in his hand by the way, and chuckled: "You looked very cute just now, like a fried Persian cat." β
Xu Zixun grinded his teeth after being angry, this black sesame actually played with him! "Shao Mingxuan, your tie is crooked by a millimeter."
Shao Mingxuan frowned and looked at his decent tie.
Xu Zixun added with a bad heart, "It's absolutely crooked!" β
Shao Mingxuan lowered his face coldly, looked in the mirror again, and made sure that there was not the slightest wrong, so he went out in Xu Zixun's puffing expression. After coming to the company, I listened to the assistant's report on the handling of the gangsters, and sentenced them to the rest of their lives in one sentence: "It's good to let them live in it for a few more years, and take care of the food inside." β
Xu Zixun, who was angry at home, opened the door with a key, charged his laptop, and logged on his website to see it, and was stunned......
Shi Jiazhe, it is really a mass production machine! It's so capable!