572. 572. You are a pickled girl holy beast
Everyone hadn't sat down for a good meal for a long time, but this time they all let go of eating, and after eating and drinking for a while, the stegosaurus and the snow wolf told everyone about the situation they had just met Miyano Katsuo, which made everyone laugh, and even the gun god and the cold blood red who had always been unsmiling also laughed rarely.
After eating, Hanano Mao asked Lu Feng how he planned to leave, Lu Feng didn't answer, but the glasses opened his mouth first: "Mom, we came here and did almost nothing, so we went back like this, didn't we come for nothing?" ”
As soon as the glasses said, the hippopotamus also said: "Fuck! That's right, we ran so far here, we dropped a few bombs, and the harvest was too small, so we couldn't just go back like that! “
Lu Feng smiled and said, "If you don't go back like this, what else do you want to do!" ”
The glasses said: "Anyway, we don't have any urgency now, at least we can go around first, and let me buy some things for my wife before leaving!" ”
Hearing what glasses said, Lin Miaoke's eyes widened and said, "Brother glasses, when did you have a wife?" Who is your wife? ”
With a smile in his eyes, he said, "Mom, when you were caught here, I had a wife, and she was Emily!" ”
With such an explanation, Lin Miaoke was even more confused and said, "Emily, you're still a foreigner, right?" How do you find a foreigner to be a wife? ”
Glasses hehe smiled and said, "Mom, it's not because of the boss!" The most human-like thing the boss has ever done in his life is to bring me a wife from the ugly country! ”
Snow Wolf shook his head and said with a smile, "You kid is really fast, we just brought Emily back from the ugly country, and you made her your wife!" ”
The glasses rolled their eyes, tilted their heads and said proudly: "Mom, of course, who are my glasses?" My glasses are the nemesis of beautiful girls, as long as my glasses fancy me, I will grab it with my hand! ”
Seeing that the glasses were there, where was the hippopotamus willing to be convinced, haha smiled and said, "fuck! Glasses just pretend to be you! No matter how fast your glasses bubble girl, it's still the boss who only got it after they brought Emily back to Huaxia, but I got it directly in the ugly country, no matter how fast you are, you can't be as fast as I pick up the girl's holy hand hippopotamus! ”
Hearing the hippopotamus say this, the stegosaurus looked disdainful and said, "Just like you, still pick up the holy hand of the girl?" iThis guy is a beast, and the pickled girl is almost the same holy beast! ”
Stegosaurus's words made everyone laugh.
Lin Miaoke's eyes were rounder than grapes, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "Brother Hippo, do you mean that you also have a wife from an ugly country?" ”
Hippo looked proud: "Fuck! Of course! And my wife has a lot more weight than the wife of glasses! ”
As soon as Hippo said this, except for Lin Miaoke, everyone was happy at once, just now Blood Red and the Spear God didn't laugh, but this time they all laughed. Lin Miaoke didn't know why, and couldn't help asking: "You, what are you young?" ”
The glasses rolled their eyes disdainfully and said, "Mom, just your wife, who is as fat as a sow, and is still compared to my wife!" ”
Unconvinced, Hippo said, "Fuck! Why can't it be compared? Your wife is like ribs, where does it smell like my wife! ”
The glasses rolled his eyes and said, "Mom, you can't speak, my wife is slender, slender beauties are sexy!" I never thank the boss with my glasses, but this time the boss brought me such a slender beautiful wife, and I am really embarrassed to not thank him anymore! After saying this, he looked at Lu Feng and said sincerely, "Mom, I want to find a foreign girl to be a wife for the boss!" As soon as the glasses finished saying this, they received a heavy slap on the head, looked back at Lin Miaoke who was angry, touched their heads and asked, "Mom, what are you hitting me for?" ”
Lin Miaoke pouted and said, "Who told you to talk nonsense?" It's time to hit you! As he spoke, he flew up and kicked his glasses again.
The glasses jumped out of the way, and said with a smile: "Mom, forget that you are the boss's wife!" But I'm just talking, and I didn't really find a foreign girl for him, so you don't need to kick me! ”
Lin Miao could see that her legs were not long enough, and she couldn't kick her glasses anymore, so she had to say to Lu Feng: "Brother Feng, you always bully me with glasses!" ”
Hanano Maoyi saw Lin Miaoke facing Lu Feng with a coquettish look, and felt a little uncomfortable, when he looked at Lu Feng, he saw Lu Feng smiling and said, "Glasses, you guy just owes a beating!" ”
Glasses smiled and said, "Mom, boss, you're too biased towards Ke'er!" But Ke'er is your wife, and I won't be jealous if you prefer her! As a token of my appreciation, I'll treat you to a drink when I get back! ”
When the glasses said this, the snow wolf and the others were not happy, and the snow wolf patted the glasses on the shoulder and said dissatisfiedly: "I said, why are you so unauthentic?" Your wife was brought by us together, why did you only invite the boss and not us? ”
When the snow wolf asked, the stegosaurus also said, "That's it, why don't you invite us?" After asking this, he threatened, "If we don't invite us, we will send Emily back to the ugly country, and you will be widowed!" ”
One word in the words of the stegosaurus made everyone laugh happily again. After everyone laughed, the glasses said generously: "Mom, you are really careful, and you will keep a meal of wine in mind!" I'll ask you to go back, right? ”
Lin Miaoke was very interested in Emily and Hippo's wife, Pearl Sai, until she asked clearly. After being satisfied, he said to the snow wolf and the spear god: "Brother snow wolf, brother of the spear god, everyone has a wife, you don't have it yet, but you have to come on!" ”
The snow wolf and the spear god didn't say anything, but the glasses rolled their eyes first and spoke: "Mom, just like the two of them, one is like a lone wolf, the other is like a sullen fart, and there will be no wife at any time!" After saying this, seeing the angry Snow Wolf and the Spear God raising their fists at the same time, they quickly jumped up from their chairs and ran away, causing everyone to laugh for a while.
Lin Miaoke was upset with the snow wolf and the spear god, and said to the glasses that ran out four or five meters away: "Stinky glasses!" Brother Snow Wolf and Brother Gun God are so handsome, I don't know how many girls like them! They will soon find a wife, who is more beautiful than yours! ”
Hearing Lin Miaoke say this, the anger on the snow wolf's face suddenly disappeared, and he laughed and said, "It's still Ke'er who said it well!" If Ke'er glasses bully you again in the future, my brother will help you beat him! ”
The spear god was also very happy, and also said, "I'll help you too!" ”