Chapter 452: The mountain god also took a fancy to Ms. Mai

Director Mai's embarrassment made the village aunts and sisters-in-law who were sitting under the lychee tree weaving bamboo baskets laugh secretly when they saw it. How can the weather be good, but make it look like this, it should be the existence of a slippery ditch on the soles of the feet.

How funny is this, as soon as Director Mai left, Song Chunhua was secretly happy. It just feels cool and breathes.

Wu Xiao's jade bottle is evil, except for him, only Song Chunhua knows. This beauty feels that if this woman goes back, she will really have a chill all over her body, and she may wonder if she has offended the mountain god.

Wu Xiao felt even more funny, as soon as the woman left, Sister-in-law Qiulan ran into the thatched hut where she lived in a panic, and came out with three sticks of incense in her hand.

Don't really say it, there is a saying that someone in the mountain village has offended the mountain god, anyway, it's quite mysterious. It rained twice in a row, and it was chasing after their heads, which made her feel scared when she thought about it.

Although Su Qiaoyu also felt weird, she didn't believe in any gods or anything, and looked at Qiulan's sister-in-law's appearance, and she also smiled.

"What's the laugh, I heard that if the mountain god is interested in that person, that person will be abnormal. You'd better go to the west side of the mountain and say a few nice words to the mountain god. Sister-in-law Qiulan said to the other three beautiful directors, and then walked to the west side of the mountain.

It's so funny, Wu Xiao was completely laughed at. It's not even noon, so how did you make this joke?

"Telephone!" Song Chunhua hurriedly shouted at Wu Xiao, who was laughing, and the phone in the thatched hut rang very urgently.

Today, because of what Yang Caixia said, what kind of quarterly tax inspection, Liu Shan said the joint inspectors. As soon as the phone rang, the expressions of the three beautiful directors were nervous again, and they followed Wu Xiao to the hut.

Wu Xiao walked into the hut, reached out and picked up the microphone and said, "Hey! ”

"Chairman Wu?" On the phone, it was a man's voice, and the voice sounded quite anxious.

"yes, you're the one?" Wu Xiao also asked strangely.

In the microphone, there were two laughs of "hehe", and then the voice said: "I am from the Development and Reform Bureau, and I just came out of your village." ”

Wu Xiao was also stunned, and first asked "oh oh" before asking, "What's the matter?" ”

"That's the case, when Director Mai got in the car, he felt chills all over his body, are you there, is there really a mountain god?"

As soon as the buddy said this, Wu Xiao immediately closed his mouth, forced a laugh and almost fell on the computer table.

"This, I don't understand it as a man, let the woman listen to it." After Wu Xiao finished speaking, he raised the microphone to Song Chunhua, and conveyed the words of that buddy.

This laugh, no one can bear it. Song Chunhua stretched out one hand to take the microphone, and covered her mouth with the other hand and smiled.

Wu Xiao and Li Xianghong and Su Qiaoyu saved trouble, quickly withdrew, and ran outside to laugh. Damn, for the rest of this year, I'll live on this joke.

Song Chunhua was happy for a while, and then rushed into the microphone, "Hey!" ”

"Hehe, you're Director Song, right?" That buddy was polite first, and then repeated what he had just said to Wu Xiao again.

Song Chunhua nodded: "Yes, Director Mai is like this, it is because the mountain god has taken a fancy to her and wants her to be his wife." ”

The three outside, hearing this, immediately let go of the smiling faces that had just let go of the moment, and immediately burst into laughter again.

Song Chunhua's words are really not false, there is really such a statement in the mountain village. Therefore, her smile is also a little more restrained than the three outside.

"Oops, what do I do then?" The dude asked again.

Song Chunhua wiped the tears from laughter first, and then said according to the practice of the mountain people: "Well, the doctor has to ask about this, and then he has to take a pair of underwear that Director Mai is wearing on the side of the mountain." Then go to the side of the hill and hang incense, which is equivalent to marrying the mountain god. ”

"Is there a time limit?" The buddy asked in a tangled way, Director Mai was sitting in the van, and the car was only halfway there, so it couldn't be that there were all men in the car, so let's make this show.

"The sooner the better, preferably no more than three days." Song Chunhua said again.

The buddy asked again and again: "I know, thank you, do you want Director Mai to burn incense by himself?" ”

Song Chunhua shook her head: "No, it's okay for someone else to replace you." ”

"Okay, thank you!" The guy finished speaking, and the phone rang busy.

Song Chunhua put the microphone on the landline, and immediately lay on the table, smiling so much that Danfeng's eyes narrowed into a slit, and the thin pair of curved eyebrows were almost locked together.

"You can figure it out." Wu Xiaochong and Song Chunhua also said.

"Hey, I didn't come up with it, that's it, don't believe it, ask Aunt Celery." Song Chunhua also said loudly.

His mother's joke is unprecedented. Wu Xiao thought again, if it was as Song Chunhua said, as Director Mai was close, he would hang on the tree on the side of the hillside, fluttering in the wind, wouldn't it be even more funny.

"What are you laughing at, I'll burn incense, is it so funny?" Sister-in-law Qiulan, who had already completed the task, came over and rolled her eyes unhappily when she saw Wu Xiao and the three beauties smiling like this.

Wu Xiao wanted to speak, but she couldn't say anything with a smile.

Of the four people, only Song Chunhua can still speak completely, laughing and talking about the situation.

This is good, Sister-in-law Qiulan can't help it, she is a latecomer but she can still prevail, so she hurriedly ran into the hut with a smile and lay on the bamboo shop.

"No, a man from someone else will make this call instead of Director Mai, who is she?" Li Xianghong was finally able to speak.

Wu Xiao shook his head, wiped two handfuls of tears and said, "It must have been Director Mai who asked him to ask." ”

"Oh, she believes that, too?" Su Qiaoyu spoke up, this beauty, a pair of dimples on her pink cheeks, has never been so round and deep.

"Che, this kind of person, in fact, believes. Moreover, it is better to believe that there is something than to believe that there is not. Wu Xiao couldn't stop laughing.

"Oh my mom, that's funny." Song Chunhua finally stood up and said.

Sister-in-law Qiulan also stood up, and the village aunts and sisters-in-law who lived here all came over from the lychee garden, ready to make lunch.

The beauties looked at them and smiled like this, they were also very curious, and if they didn't ask what was going on, they weren't the beauties of Splendid Village.

This is good, Su Qiaoyu smiled and told them, and the laughter immediately continued.

It's so joyful, when cooking, the beauties are laughing, and the laughter is still laughing during lunch.

"That woman, she really knows how to bring clothes, here, who will help her run the hillside to burn incense?" The village sister-in-law who lives next door to Wu Xiao asked with a smile while eating.

"Wu Xiao helped her burn it." As soon as a village girl said it, she suddenly laughed again.

"My mother, just take a close-fitting one and let a man ......" Su Qiaoyu smiled and came again, almost throwing down the bowl and laughing happily again.

It's just a non-stop laugh, and after lunch, under the lychee tree, there is a crisp laugh again. Today's laughter can bring out tears.

"Hey, that car, did you bring Director Mai's clothes?" A village girl said with a smile, and pointed her hand to the road into the village.

The eyes of the beauties, "swishing" in a second, all looked at the Pentium X80. Then there was another burst of laughter, and if it were, the laughter would have lasted into the evening.

The Besturn X80 drove to the entrance of the village and stopped, and the four beautiful directors had to laugh if they didn't laugh. The one who opened the car door and got out of the car was a buddy who had been with Director Mai in the morning, and he was carrying a black T-shirt bag with things in his hand.

"Oh, Director Song, are you resting?" When this guy saw Song Chunhua, he smiled and greeted loudly.

"Hello!" Song Chunhua stood up with a smile and walked towards this buddy.

"Oh, Director Song, Director Mai said, excuse me, do you need any fees?" The guy smiled and whispered, and lifted the black vest bag to Song Chunhua.

It's another rhythm that makes people laugh, Song Chunhua "giggles" twice, and swallows the laughter into her stomach. He still reached out and took the T-shirt bag, and said with a smile: "It doesn't cost anything." ”

"Thanks, I'm leaving." The guy smiled and said, hurry up and get into the car. Damn, a big man, to give this kind of thing to a woman who is not his wife, I'm afraid that he will be so mildew that he will be just the most ordinary civil servant for the rest of his life.

The car drove up, laughter started again, and the beauties surrounded Song Chunhua.

It's really funny, Sister-in-law Qiulan looked at the bag, there was a white vest, and another was red, and shouted with a smile: "Who will help her?" ”

The beauties all smiled and shook their heads and walked towards the lychee garden.

"You help her." Song Chunhua handed the bag to Sister-in-law Qiulan.

"Cut, I'm lazy." Sister-in-law Qiulan said with a smile, rolling her eyes.

Li Xianghong suddenly covered her mouth with her hands, saw Wu Xiao coming out of the bamboo forest, and said, "Let him do it." ”

This is another funny rhythm, and Song Chunhua doesn't want to help.

"Who's that car?" Wu Xiao was watching the fish by the fish pond and found the galloping car coming over.

The beauties all held back their laughter and looked at what Song Chunhua was going to do.

"It's for this." Song Chunhua said with a smile, holding the bag in both hands, and unfolded it to Wu Xiao.

"Holy!" Wu Xiao shouted loudly, what are you doing? It was white and red and still wet, and the smell was sweaty, but it almost made him sneeze.

Here it is again, under the lychee tree, there are many beauties who are laughed down immediately.

It's so funny, Wu Xiao also laughed, Director Mai really had a heart, and he made a personal delivery and used private courier.

"You take it." Song Chunhua also said with a smile.

Wu Xiao stretched out her hand to take it, thinking that she was taking incense or something.

"You go and help her burn incense." Song Chunhua completed the task, said with a smile, and then walked under the lychee tree.

"Hey, let me help her?" Wu Xiao also shouted loudly.

"Hahaha......" Under the lychee tree, the laughter was not crisp, but bold. The beauties' small mouths are all laughing widely.

Sister-in-law Qiulan shouted while wiping her tears: "Who are you not helping to help?" ”

"Damn! Cut! Wu Xiao rolled her eyes with a scolding. It's not difficult to walk from here to the western hillside, just hang this thing on a tree.

"Take the incense!" Li Xianghong was already laughing so much that her stomach hurt, and when she saw Wu Xiao turn around and leave, she also shouted loudly.

"Superstition, what incense!" Wu Xiao shouted unhappily and walked to the western hillside.

O Nima! Wu Xiao walked to the side of the hillside, stood under a bayberry tree at the bottom, took out a red one, and unfolded it. Director Mai is really old-fashioned, and he wears pretty lace.

It's done, one red and one white, two pieces hanging on the branches, fluttering like flags with the afternoon mountain breeze.

In this way, it is equivalent to marrying the mountain god? When Wu Xiao thought of this, she felt that she was just smiling. If it weren't for the phone ringing in his trouser pocket, he would probably have sat down on the floor laughing.

Boy! This phone is still the landline number of the first brother in the county. Wu Xiao scratched it open and said, "Hey! ”

"Wu Xiao, you guy, haha!" The first brother opened his mouth with a smile and enthusiasm.

Wu Xiao also blinked, won't he just help Director Mai this time, the first brother of the family will be so polite.

Before he could speak, the first brother said: "Tomorrow, we will strengthen the security of your village, and there are leaders in the provincial capital who will come to your village." The leader went specifically and called your name, that's all. ”

The phone was broken, Wu Xiao's eyes were still blinking, and he suddenly laughed again, listening to what the first brother said, he dared to love the second brother in the province.

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