XY.013 Hey! Your sleeve
"Wow, really! How did you do that? Tang Yi looked at the ring on his finger and was puzzled, he didn't know how Su Mu did it.
After doing the magic trick for Tang Yi, Su Mu turned around, looked at the boy, and said with a smile: "Are you saying that my magic tricks are all tricks?" ”
"Isn't it?" The boy gritted his teeth and said that he was very unhappy with Su Mu's action just now.
Su Mu was also a little unhappy, but he still said patiently: "This is just a magic trick, you don't have to do this!" It's just a matter of interacting with your girlfriend. ”
"Of course you don't think there's anything, and your girlfriend doesn't let anyone else touch it." The boy said.
"Alright! In that case, let's play a magic trick too! Didn't you just say that mine was a trick? Then let's play a game that is not a trick! Su Mu said with a smile, Su Mu really didn't know what to do with this kind of paranoia.
Tang Yi on the side heard that Su Mu was still going to perform magic tricks, and applauded on the side, not knowing whether it was nervous or deliberate, and completely ignored the contradiction between Su Mu and his boyfriend.
And Su Mu's live broadcast room is not to mention, for this kind of thing, I wish there would always be it!
"Congratulations in advance on the victory."
"Wood God hurry up and slap your face!"
"The system prompts that the wood god successfully slaps his face and rewards cheats, and he slaps his face!"
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"Good! I will definitely expose you in public. The boy said confidently.
Su Mu didn't speak, he directly put his hand into the boy's pocket, and said with a smile: "I don't want to say anything about the trick, but I just want to know why you came out shopping and still wore a condom?" Su Mu said as he took out a condom from the boy's pocket.
“666666”
"If you don't accept it, it's too slippery."
"That man actually went out with a condom, can't he be put at home?"
"Maybe someone just bought it! It's still Okamoto's! ”
"Upstairs, this is definitely the anchor's conjure!"
……
When the boy saw Su Mu take out a condom from his pocket, he immediately panicked, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Impossible, I didn't take this thing out at all." ”
"Yo, looks like you're all at home? So what's going on with this? Su Mu said with a smile on the sleeve.
"By the way, it will definitely not be mine, I never use the Okamoto brand!" The boy suddenly thought that he would never use this brand directly, and suddenly said confidently.
"Oh, not this brand? So you see this, don't you? When Su Mu heard the boy's words, he immediately smiled, if it's not this brand, I'll change it for you! As he spoke, he took another one out of the boy's pocket.
"It's... Neither is this one! The boy said in a panic, not realizing that Su Mu was actually doing magic.
Because the boy's girlfriend was on the side, he was eager to prove himself, and ignored what Su Mu did, and because his girlfriend was by his side, he couldn't struggle to let go of Su Mu's hand that he put in his pocket. As for his girlfriend, he was giggling on the side, and at the same time he still gave this boyfriend he just got a zero score in his heart.
Su Mu didn't care so much, he was polite to me just now, so it is impossible for me to be unkind to you now.
"Oh, not at all! What about this? Isn't this one? What about this? This one? Su Mu heard that the boy still said no, and kept taking out a variety of different sets from the boy's pocket, adding up to more than a dozen, all of which were of different brands.
Finally, the boy thought that Su Mu was playing him, and said angrily: "Are you playing me?" With that magic trick of yours? ”
"That's right, I'm just playing with you, it's the trick you said, how are you being tricked by the trick?" Su Mu said casually, while stuffing all the condoms into the boy's pocket.
Looking at it from the outside, the bag is bulging slowly.
"I'll just say it's magic!"
"The anchor is simply slipping up."
"That's right, magic is also very powerful, you can play people, and you will use this trick when you meet a rival in love in the future."
"I still want to flirt with my sister."
"Ah, no, I want it!"
"Upstairs, I know you're going to learn magic, but don't say that!"
"I'm not going to learn magic, I'm going to be a wood god me!!"
……
At this moment, everyone knows the truth, and as for the others, they didn't say anything, at most, it means that the boy was unlucky and played cool in front of Su Mu, but he was brushed by Su Mu!
"Boy, you wait, I won't let you call you dad today, I'll call you dad." The boy pointed at Su Mu angrily and said.
Hearing the boy's words, the fans who had been watching from behind were unconvinced, and more than 200 of us here are still afraid of you calling someone.
Immediately, someone shouted, "Hey, boy, go call someone!" Your father is waiting here, let's think, you go and call four hundred people! We have nearly 300 people here now, and when you finish calling people, it is estimated that there may be 400, you hurry up, otherwise there will be 500 by then. ”
"yes, hurry up, we're waiting here."
Even some girls shouted unconvinced: "Great man, hurry up, don't let the old ladies wait." ”
Seeing that the people around him were all gathered together, the man was stunned, originally he thought it was just Su Mu alone, but he didn't expect that the people around him were all in a group. I don't know what to do if I just let it out, if I want to say that it's nothing to call two or three people to fight, how can I call four or five hundred people to fight! It's not an underworld fight.
However, it is normal for the boy not to know, and the people who watched around at first were just watching, but Su Mu did not drink their interaction, and it seemed that the two groups of people did not look like they were all the way at all.
But the matter has come to this point, and the boy can only find a way to go directly. I can't beat it, I can't say it, I still want to slip away.
Thinking about it, the boy was about to pull up Tang Yi and prepare to slip away, but he didn't expect that seeing himself coming, Tang Yi took the lead in asking, "What do you want to do?" ”
The boy didn't react, and said sluggishly: "Let's go, otherwise what are you still doing here?" ”
"It's you who call someone, and I'm going to watch the handsome guy's magic here. Why didn't I know you were this kind of person before, and everyone else had to eat this kind of vinegar when they performed it. From now on, you don't want to contact me. Tang Yi said indifferently, I have known him for more than a year, and I just got along with him, but now I find out that he is this kind of person.
Tang Yi was originally the girl who likes to play around, if falling in love will make her friends conflicted, then it's better not to fall in love at all!
When the boy heard Tang Yi's words, he was completely stunned, what's the matter, could it be that the world of magic time has changed just now? The boy froze.
Su Mu looked at the boy's appearance, shook his head, and said to the people around him, "Let's go!" Let's go find a place to eat, and I'll treat you. After eating, we will continue to find someone to do magic. ”
"Don't, Mu Shen, you continue, I'll go buy food for you, you continue!" Su Mu wanted to eat, but the person next to him who had just seen the charm of magic was unwilling, it was just beginning and it was about to end, how could they agree!
"It's twelve o'clock, and now we have more than three hundred people here, and if I'm all right, but a large group of us still want to eat. Which of you will take us to a bigger place to eat? After all, we have more than 300 people here! Su Mu smiled and refused the request to do magic, joke, it's okay if you don't eat, but my girlfriend wants to eat.
Su Mu was reluctant to let Wen Rou not eat or drink, and the sun was big at noon, and when he finished eating, he had to go to the teahouse and shop to change his magic, otherwise it would be too hot outside.
"Wood God, go to our Modu University cafeteria! Close to us and cheap. One of them proposed.
"Fart, the food in our aviation canteen is good, the distance is also close, it's as cheap, why don't you come to our aviation university canteen." The other said unconvinced.
Su Mu waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay, let's go to Modu University for dinner at noon, and go to Hangda in the evening, let's go!" I'm in for a treat at noon today. Su Mu smiled and walked first, as for the forgotten boy, he didn't know when he left.
"666666, going to the cafeteria to eat the wood god will be so atmospheric!"
"But it's a lot of money, and it adds up to three or four thousand yuan!"
"My good man, I only have so much salary a month."
"Didn't you see, did the wood god make nearly a million this morning?"
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Su Mu walked all the way with a group of people, chatting with them, didn't he also take out playing cards and coins to teach them a little magic trick, so that the people who learned it shouted to show others.
A group of people walked until they reached the gate of Modu University, Su Mu stopped, and said with a smile: "Hurry up and lead the way!" I don't know where your cafeteria is! ”
Yes, two people immediately came out to lead the way in front, but these two people pricked up their ears and listened while leading the way, as long as Su Mu said magic, he immediately looked back.
After walking for more than ten minutes, Su Mu and his party walked to the cafeteria.
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