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Cao Jin was the first to take the field.

Taking a deep breath, Cao Jin came on the field.

As soon as Cao Jin came on the stage, coupled with props, the four judges and Xu Suo backstage were shocked.

They all know what Cao Jin is going to perform.

Stand-up comedy!

Cross talk is divided into performers, and is divided into stand-up, counterpart, and group stand-up.

Each type has its own charm.

But one thing is that in today's era, stand-up comedy has gradually declined, because no one wants to listen to one person, and the audience prefers to watch two or three or four people laugh and play on it.

So when they saw Cao Jin walking up alone, they were all a little surprised.

"Hello everyone, my name is Cao Jin, I heard that some people on the Internet say that the works of me and Mr. Tang have no artistic connotation, and today Mr. Tang specially asked me to bring you a bowl of pearl jade and white jade soup!"

"The stand-up comedy I'm talking about today, it's not the right thing."

"What about us? Anyway, this is not far from now, it is only more than 600 years. ”

"At the end of this Yuan Dynasty, there was a Zhu Yuanzhang, who later became the emperor, that is, Zhu Hongwu. Zhu Yuanzhang gathered troops to revolt. planned to overthrow the Yuan Dynasty, led Chang Yuchun and Hu Dahai to make trouble in Beijing, but they were outnumbered, defeated in Beijing, and their brothers were separated. ”

As soon as Cao Jin said this, the audience below understood.

"So he said stand-up comedy!"

"The name is Pearl Jade White Jade Soup."

"Damn! I thought I had brought a bowl of soup. ”

"Hahaha. Zhu Yuanzhang, isn't this Ming Taizu? ”

"Isn't this just storytelling?"

Backstage, Xu Suo saw that Cao Jin was going to say stand-up comedy, and smiled disdainfully: "I really don't know how thick the sky is, you don't have a certain skill, you dare to say stand-up comedy, it's really looking for death." ”

Not to mention Xu Suo, even the four judges felt that Cao Jin was half dead.

"Stand-up comedy has extremely high requirements for the performer's skills and stories, and they are indispensable, Xiao Cao is careless this time!"

"Well, but listen to what he means, this book should be written by the Tang people."

"Well, so what, stand-up comedy is not so easy to say."

Of course, Cao Jin saw the expressions of the four judges, but he didn't panic, because he was confident, and Cao Jin happened to see Xu Suo who was smiling with a sinister face, and Cao Jin was even more motivated.

"Now, I'm just saying that Zhu Yuanzhang is alone, single-handedly, running away from the wilderness, running for two or three hundred miles, he is cold, thirsty, and hungry, he really can't support it, and he sees a small ruined temple in front of him."

Cao Jin sighed and said, "Hey, let's rest in the temple for a while!" When I got here, I fainted, and I didn't know it. ”

"After a long time, two people came to ask for food. These two people who asked for food lived in a small broken temple here, and asked for a lot of dry dumplings, leftover cakes, and a pot of leftover vegetable soup. ”

"Go to the gate of this temple and take a look: Yo! Why is there a person lying here? Look at this person's appearance: long head, big chin and jaw, how can he look like a donkey? Come over and touch the heat on your body, it's important to save people! And he took him to the temple. ”

Speaking of this, someone couldn't help but laugh.

"Anyway, don't say it, I suddenly remembered that Zhu Yuanzhang was indeed like this in the book."

"I remember too."

Cao Jin continued: "When I arrived at the temple, I found some branches and rotten firewood to warm the house, and then crossed my legs for Zhu Yuanzhang to let him breathe a sigh of relief. ”

After a long time, Zhu Yuanzhang woke up slowly, but he was still confused in his heart, he still thought that he was fighting with Chang Yuchun and Hu Dahai in the martial arts field. The one who was confused was called Chang Yuchun, "Hey, Brother Chang Xian!" ””

"This is called Brother Chang Xian, the two of them were stunned when they asked for food! The one who asked for food said, "Yo? Ay? Strange! I don't know him, how does he know that my surname is Chang, and my name is my brother? ””

Looking at Cao Jin's expression, people couldn't help but smile.

One of the four judges said in a low voice: "It seems that this Xiao Cao still has some strength." ”

"Well, the facial expressions are in place."

Cao Jin continued: "Zhu Yuanzhang shouted again: "Ah, come! ””

Frowning, "The one who asked for food was also wondering," Yo? He also knows my last name! ”

"Look at this ingenuity."

"Hahaha."

"Ah, what's the matter with you?"

"I'm hungry!"

"Oh, this man is not sick. The heart said, "This hunger is not very pleasant, because our brothers have always dealt with this hunger." It's nothing else, come on, it's important for us to save people. ”

"Well, he's hungry. Let's give him this pot of leftover soup to drink. ”

"It's going to be hot, too!"

"Yes!"

"I found three small bricks, a clay pot, and lit the firewood."

"If you just give him vegetable soup to drink, he won't be full!"

"It doesn't matter! Don't I need some mushy rice here! ”

"Oh yes!" Put it in the casserole! "Hey!" He said, "Okay, I still have half a piece of rancid tofu here." "It's in the pot too! There is also a little cabbage gang, pouting and throwing it in the pot, and two rotten spinach, one piece! After a while, it was hot, and the casserole was served. ”

"What about Zhu Yuanzhang? Cold, thirsty, and hungry, although the rancid tofu tasted, it couldn't be smelled, so I drank the pot of leftover soup. ”

"Hey, it's the right thing, he's been overtired, he's got a cold, but he doesn't know it. Now, this pot of hot vegetable soup is gone, and he is sweating, he has recovered from the cold, and he is energetic. So he asked the two of them, "Oh, what are your two noble surnames?" ”

What does this mean? Are you kidding? I don't know your surname for a long time?

"Didn't you call me? The surname is Chang, is it called Chang Xiandi? ”

"Oh, yes, yes, yes." Zhu Yuanzhang vaguely agreed, "Then what is the name of the two of you making this pot of soup for me?" ”

The two of them are so angry that they want to eat! The heart said: Miscellaneous vegetable soup, how can it be named?

This one said, "Huh? If he wants to ask, let's give it a name. ”

"What's your name?"

"Just tell him it's called 'Pearl Jade White Jade Soup'."

"Don't talk nonsense! Where did the 'pearl jade white jade soup' come from? ”

"Well, of course."

"Yes? What about pearls? ”

"Pearl, our rice and rice grains, isn't that pearl?"

"And what about this jade?"

"Jade, cabbage gang, spinach leaves, isn't that jade?"

"Bai Yutang, what about the jade?"

"Ah, my half piece of rancid tofu, doesn't that count?"

"Yes, yes, yes. We call it 'Pearl Jade White Jade Soup'. ”

"Poof!!" The audience was amused.

"I'll take it, this is called pearl jade white jade soup!"

"Damn! That's! ”

Cao Jin heard the laughter, and he was more confident.

"Okay, that's a good name. Thank you both. Where do I want to go to war, we will meet him every year, and there will be a period later. After saying this, he walked out of the temple gate, got on his horse and left.

"After a few years of work, Zhu Yuanzhang really overthrew this Yuan Dynasty. In Nanjing City, Zhu Yuanzhang became the emperor, Zhu Hongwu. ”

"How about he being the emperor? After becoming the emperor, there is no difference from other emperors. Every day, I also eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, wear silk and satin, and marry three palaces and six courtyards. ”

"It's really the Son of Heaven who insists on going his own way, and the courtiers are obedient. Whatever the emperor says, the ministers have to say. ”

"Even if the emperor says that the coal is white, no one dares to say that it is black. Say black, resist and disobey, kill! That's it. ”

"The emperor wants to give the minister anything, and the minister has to take it to his home, offer it to the ancestral hall, and display it. Even if the emperor gives the minister a piece of straw paper, the minister has to frame it with yellow silk and offer it to the ancestral hall, as a glory for the ancestors, show off the court, and give the royal gift - butt wiping paper, it's so powerful! It's so capricious! ”

"Haha." (To be continued.) )