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In other words, in the great Chaos Sea, which is wider and farther than the known world of our human beings, there are three guys who have just joined the Chaos Higher Creatures Tribe - the "God" level. Because for the hundreds of millions of years of life of chaotic creatures, these three guys are all young creatures less than 10,000 years old, according to qualifications, such a new shell from the bottom world to the chaos sea soon after the bun will either quickly become the feed of large chaos creatures, or spend hundreds of millions of years to become famous in the chaos sea, or honestly join the chaos alliance registration and live a life in obscurity under the protection of the alliance.

Generally, juvenile creatures with a little brain will choose the third one.

The Chaos Alliance is an organization created by powerful Chaos Gods in distant times, and has now become the official organization governing the Chaos Sea. Even so, the Chaos Sea is so vast that in fact, the Chaos Alliance only manages a small part of the vast Chaos Sea.

But this is also the largest organization in the vast chaotic universe.

Chaos creatures, especially those who have reached the level of gods, will not have a good relationship with each other, most of the chaos gods and chaos gods are only left with the competition for power, as well as the ambition to devour each other's power, every chaos god is a lonely existence, their domain is inviolable, and many chaos gods have created their own worlds and lived in their own space all their lives.

Therefore, when these three stupid-looking earth buns walked hand in hand into the holy land of the Chaos Alliance to register, it was a little different.

The Chaos Gods should not be hand-in-hand, at least they should be indifferent to each other, but these three brazenly asked to register to form a small Chaos God Alliance.

The registered names of the three are: Xiao Qi, Feng Wu, and Leng Jing.

When the registrants registered for them, they thought - judging from the countless cases of the Chaos God Alliance breaking down and becoming enemies, the result of this nascent alliance was destined to be infighting, anyway, it was just adding another unclear grievance and hatred to the vast Chaos Sea.

"What name did your alliance decide to register?" The registrant asked three with a straight face.

“TG。” Xiao Qi solemnly submitted the application on behalf of the other two. [TG means three gods]

"Sounds a lot like an abbreviation for femdom." Cold and clean complaints.

"It's nice to have a name anyway." Feng Wu waved her hand nonchalantly.

"Bring me your identity verification pattern." The registrant didn't care what their names were, anyway, he just routinely registered every day.

The so-called authentication pattern is something similar to a photograph, but this special pattern shows not an ordinary photo, but the appearance of the Chaos Gods who like to wrap layers of camouflage.

This pattern was taken by a projector created by the Holy Land using Chaos Advanced Technology.

Although it is claimed to be extremely accurate, when the energy of the Chaos God is abnormal, there will still be mistakes. So when the three of them stood in front of the projector and took pictures, the wonderful powers of the three men clashed with each other, distorting the function of the instrument, so that the picture showed a fat chicken, a snake, and a deer.

So the ugly photo of the three was accompanied by a caption, which became the first identification of the three.

"How could I be a deer?" Xiao Qi holds the printed ID card = = [Xiao Qi, the will of the entire chaotic power, the material image is a golden Qilin. There is a wonderful power to "bring all living things to their knees." 】

"This chicken is too fat." Feng Wu spreads his hands. [Phoenix Dance, the will of the chaotic flame, the phoenix of the flame. 】

"Here's a picture of my dad." Leng Jing casually rubbed the ID card and threw it away. [Cold, pure white dragon god. 】

"Three new registrants, your application has been submitted, and the following must pass the review period before it can take effect, if you complete the Chaos Alliance newcomer test during the review period and pass the score, you can officially become a Chaos God, enjoy the Chaos God treatment and the Genesis Preferential Treatment Package, the review period is a chaos year, and the test location is generated by lottery." The registrant preached according to the script.

"What kind of content is the exam? Sounds exciting. Phoenix Dance (⊙v⊙)

"Is it to sweep away the evil gods who are causing trouble?" Clenched his fingers coldly and was eager to try.

"It's not going to be for us to create a new world in order!" Xiao Qi asked, you must know that a chaotic year for the Nether, due to the change of the timeline, it may be a year, or it may be 10,000 years or even longer.

The registrant pressed the instrument in front of him expressionlessly, and saw that the computer-like instrument quickly printed out the distributed test items after automatic calculation and analysis of the three. He took the piece of paper and began to read:

"With the approval of the Chaos Alliance, Xiao Qi, Feng Wu, Leng Jing, the three of you will go to the bottom world of the coordinates %¥¥&%¥¥#% for a year, and the assessment content is:

Convey love and happiness to the lives of the underworld. ”

The three were immediately petrified.

It's like the plot of an old shoujo manga

Mission.

"During the period, you must not cheat, and have any dealings with relatives and friends in the original Chaos World, otherwise it will be regarded as invalid assessment, and you will be severely punished by the Chaos Alliance!" The registrant struck a small hammer and signaled that they could leave.

The trial ground is a blue planet deep in the depths of chaos, in an era of environmental pollution and panic in the late industrial age. This is the prompt content written on the Chaos assessment materials.

In order to prevent the forces of chaos from affecting the planet, the three Chaos gods were all wearing bracelets that limited their power in accordance with the regulations of the Chaos Alliance before they came here. The bracelet can absorb the energy of the Chaos God indefinitely, and the bracelet can only be removed after the assessment period is over.

It is precisely because of the function of this bracelet that the strength of Xiao Qi and the others has been greatly reduced, so that Feng Wu, who has the strongest beauty in all chaos, has also lost his radiant appearance, and he can only be regarded as the upper middle of the human race with the bracelet.

And Xiao Qi also lost the ability to command all things, and Leng Qing could not use the ability to instantly cross the Chaos Sea, and the three disgraced ones were teleported to a remote corner of the universe through the teleportation device of the Chaos Alliance.

At this time, it is the middle of winter night in a certain city on this planet.

The black hole that suddenly appeared in mid-air for the three of them fell into the woods of the park. After getting up from the ground, the three in tracksuits open their travel backpacks and look for the supplies they need to survive. Those items are the starting sponsorship items provided by the Chaos Alliance. [Isn't this really Pei Ye's show? ] 】

So, Feng Wu turned over the water cup for drinking water from his bag, Leng Jing turned over the rolling paper and lunch box, and Xiao Qi turned over the lighter. [Sure enough, it's Bei Ye's show. 】

"If you don't have money, everything is for nothing." Leng Jing said a very incisive sentence.

It's a pity that they rummaged through their bags and didn't see a penny.

As a result, the three of them encountered the initial and biggest test of the assessment period-

Poor.

"Don't worry, I found this." Xiao Qi took out three ID cards from his bag, "The Chaos Alliance helped us forge our identities, as long as we have legal identification, we can go to find a job tomorrow, and everything below will go smoothly." ”

"For the first time, I had an ID." Leng Jing stretched out his hand to take his ID card and resume, only to see that it read "Leng Jing, male, 20 years old, address No. XX, XX Town, XX Township, XX Brigade, specialty: decoration, construction". It seems to be a migrant worker from the countryside.

Feng Wu's top is written with the address of XX District in XX City, 22 years old, currently unemployed. Fat Bird (⊙v⊙): "I'm a city hukou. ”

"What about the urban hukou, it's not a migrant worker." Cool clean nostrils.

Xiao Qi smiled proudly, holding his 24-year-old ID card and academic certificate and dangling in front of them: "I am a college graduate, and I have higher education than the two of you. ”

"Poor dick who just graduated and can't find a job." Leng Jing continued to pick his nostrils.

The three looked at each other.

Suddenly, there was an illusion that life was bleak.

Is this really not a dick struggling to turn over, but a girl's manga where love and happiness are spread in the world?

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After spending a long night in the park, Xiao Qi woke up the fat bird that was still sleeping on the lawn, and led the two through the early morning fog to find a job opportunity in the vast metropolis.

Since they didn't have the money, they had to walk to the talent market they had inquired about. Leng Jing suspected that the two of them were walking slowly, and ran away at a speed beyond the world record - although the strength was weakened, it was more than enough for the dragon god to run non-stop for a day at the speed of a world champion.

But the last two are walking slowly. By the time the fat bird was running to catch up with Leng Qing, Leng Qing was already waiting impatiently under the street lamp.

"There's still a long way ahead, what time do you have to walk so slowly?" Leng Jing crossed his arms and said.

Fat Bird (⊙v⊙): "There's a way for us all to get to our destination. ”

"What?" Leng Jing asked.

"Since you're running so fast, let's use it as a means of transportation." The fat bird said shamelessly with a very pure expression.