Episode 3: A new way to die

Ji Xiamo was lying on the windowsill half-dead, looking at the plum blossoms in the garden outside the window, playing with a unicorn silver hairpin in his hand, and boredly fiddling with the red Ruyi spike on it.

Don't look at the quiet in the courtyard now, as if it was a dead person, judging from the lessons of the blood that has been constantly running away and being arrested these days, Ji Xia Mo dares to pack a ticket, and that Jin Wuji may not be where he is now.

"Childe, do you see the beauty of the slave family?" A delicate and sweet voice came from behind him, and Ji Xia Mo turned his face sideways and glanced at the woman floating in the air behind him. That's right, you read that right, it's floating in the air. Since Ji Xia Mo woke up in this world, he found that he seemed to be able to see some things that others couldn't see, if you really want to take a professional term, that is, yin and yang eyes.

This woman in white, named Yin Su, according to herself, seems to have died many years ago, and she has forgotten how she died.

After she died, she became a ghost, so she began to wander around, and somehow one day he came to the Prime Minister's Mansion, but he was imprisoned and could not leave, so he could only be confined to the Prime Minister's Mansion. The first thing Ji Xiamo saw when she woke up was her, but Ji Xiamo was frightened and almost died again. And for Yin Su, Ji Xiamo is the only one who can see her, after being lonely for so many years, she can finally have someone to talk to her, so she entangled Ji Xiamo and said nothing and didn't leave.

"Yin Su, have you smeared pig blood on your face?" Looking at the thick rouge on Yin Su's face, the corners of Ji Xiamo's mouth twitched.

"Childe, don't you think the slave family is beautiful?" Yin Su's body was light, and she floated down from the beam of the house, lying on Ji Xiamo's back, with a resentful face.

"If you scare me again, I'll find someone to take you." wanted to push Yin Su away, but his hand passed through Yin Su's body, Ji Xiamo snorted lightly, calmly turned his face away and continued to look out the window.

"Boom...... You have no conscience, I want to please you in vain, you, you ......" Yin Su's body trembled, took a few steps back, and pointed at Ji Xia Mo with one hand, crying.

He was already accustomed to Yin Su's move, Ji Xiamo shook the Ruyi Sui in his hand, looked out the window lazily, and turned a blind eye to the ghost crying wolf behind him.

"Childe, you really don't understand the pity of the jade." Seeing that Ji Xiamo ignored him, Yin Su wiped the blood and tears on his face, flew onto the roof, sat down on the beam, and complained faintly.

"Ice! You're out! Come and talk to me. Ji Xiamo bit his fingers and said loudly.

"Ice!? Jin Wou-Ki? Infinite? Brother Jin? ”

"Yes! Person! Why! Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Ji Xiamo climbed onto the windowsill, leaning out most of his body and scanning every corner of the courtyard that might be hidden.

However, Ji Xiamo completely overestimated his parallel ability, Ji Xiamo put his hands on the windowsill to support his body, but he didn't want to, the window outside and inside the window were asymmetrical, the front was heavy, his hands slipped, and the whole person tilted out of the window in an upside-down posture.

"Ahhh Someone's killed!! ”

"Childe! Don't be afraid! The slave family is here to save you! Yin Su was startled, his two sleeves flicked, and he flew towards Ji Xia Mo with a fierce momentum. But as a ghost, she can't touch Ji Xiamo, who is a human. What are the consequences?

Yin Su's body passed through Ji Xiamo, and a gust of yin wind brought it, and Ji Xiamo, who was still leaning back and forth, couldn't hold each other, his upper body sank, and he fell straight towards the thick bluestone on the ground.

"Ahh You bastard who doesn't do enough to do more than he loses!! Master, I must find someone to take you in!! ”

Just when Ji Xiamo had already begun to think about where to go for plastic surgery, suddenly his neck tightened, and Ji Xiamo's whole person was still in midair.

Ji Xia Mo looked at the thick bluestone that was close to his face, and then slowly turned around, only to see that in the sky, Jin Wuji's feet were hooked on the roof, standing upside down, and one hand with an expressionless face was holding his back collar.

"Ice ...... Brother Jin! Good kung fu. "Thumbs up.

Jin Wuji glanced at Ji Xiamo lightly, his hand suddenly exerted force, and he landed firmly on the ground with Ji Xiamo's back collar with one hand. Jin Wuji withdrew his hand, stopped looking at Ji Xiamo, and turned around to leave.

"Hey! Brother Jin! Brother Jin! Ji Xiamo chased after him and hugged Jin Wuji's arm.

Indifferently looking at Ji Xiamo, who was haunted by himself and smiling cheaply, Jin Wuji put his sword between the two of them expressionlessly, and his voice was cold, "Let go." ”

"Brother Jin, you can talk to me! You see that you have locked me up here, and you have not allowed me to go out, and I have been suffocated. Even if you raise pigs, you don't bring them like this! At least the pigs need to be yo-yo every day. ”

"......" Jin Wouji

"Brother Jin, look at my pitiful, touching little eyes, can you bear to refuse my request?" Ji Xiamo tilted his head and looked at Jin Wuji with watery eyes sadly.

Jin Wuji looked at Ji Xiamo's eyes indifferently, and was silent for a while.

Just when Ji Xiamo's eyes had been open for too long and he couldn't stand it, and his eyes were really hazy with tears, Jin Wuji lightly withdrew his arm, and his figure disappeared into the courtyard in an instant.

"Your eyes are not small."

"Jin Wuji, you bastard!" Ji Xia Mo roared angrily.

"Brother." A gentle voice came from behind him, and Ji Xiamo turned around, only to see a girl in green standing behind him with a food box in her hand. The girl's body was weak, her face was sickly pale, and her quiet eyes were very pitying. This person is Ji Xiamo's ten-year-old sister, but it is a pity that she was born with poor fortune and diseases, and she has to be hung with medicine all year round.

"Aoi is here?" Ji Xia Mo shook his clothes, and he was a good brother in one second.

"Brother, I'm here to bring you food." Ji Yikui raised the food box in her hand and smiled gently.

"Hasn't Aoki always been here to deliver it?" Ji Xiamo stepped forward to take the food box, and walked towards the house while pulling today's food.

"Aoki has something to do today, and Xiaokui wants to come to see her brother, so she takes this matter."

"Have you eaten?" Ji Xiamo pulled two stools and took out the dishes one by one.

"I've eaten it."

"Then I won't care about you." Ji Xiamo picked up the chopsticks with one hand and swept the slap on Yin Su on top of Ji Xiamo's head, ignoring Yin Su's resentful face.

"Huh? What happened to my brother? Ji Yikui looked up at the top of her head, looking puzzled.

"It's okay, there's a fly."

Ji Yikui looked at the melting snow outside the window, and was puzzled, but she didn't ask again.

"Xiaokui, how is the old man feeling lately?"

"Brother, that's my father, don't be rude."

"I said you're so young, how can you look like a little old lady." Ji Xia Mo shook his head. "Okay! How is our dad feeling lately? ”

"Daddy was very angry with his brother that day, and his face has been bad these days."

"This old man is really angry." Ji Xia Mo muttered quietly.

"Brother, is there anything wrong with the princess? Why is my brother reluctant to marry her? ”

"Why should I marry her? She said to marry, marry, when you are my brother in the shelter? Isn't it just to have a good father? What can I do? Without the gourd baby, whose father is she? ”

"Brother......

"Aoi-chan! A good boy can't learn badly, don't think about being a lobbyist for the old man, you can tell the old man, he dares to really take that princess home, I will dig a pit in his door the next day and bury myself, and all of them will cry for me! ”

"Flutter!" Ji Yikui covered her mouth and laughed.

"Brother, your father will be mad like this."

"I'm going crazy now......" Ji Xiamo's hand holding the chicken leg suddenly stopped, and his eyes were uncertain.

"Brother? What happened to you? ”

"It's fine." Ji Xiamo took a bite of the chicken leg and put it in the bowl, chewing expressionlessly.

"Brother......

"Xiaokui, what should I do if I think of a new way to die?"

"......" Ji Yikui