Chapter 33
"Flutter-oh~uh-" Old Man Wei clenched his fists and closed his eyes and closed his breath, while moaning unconsciously~ moaning.
The old man Cheng in the next room was simply angry and hateful, and he felt that his reputation and old face had been lost! Although I didn't fart straight in front of the juniors, I didn't even have time to take off my pants in this discharge ~ I kept farting in the discharge room, and I had to squat with the old man Wei! It's okay to squat in the pit together! Nima, which bastard is this design ~ excretion room!? Say it, Lao Tzu cliff won't kill him! Lao Tzu is going to beat him half to death! What the hell is the face-to-face 'couple pit'? Lao Tzu still has to listen to his moaning ~ moaning while excreting ~ excreting! I also want to listen to the sound of his discharge~!! Can Lao Tzu really pull it out? Lao Tzu must have done too many bad things in his previous life, so he has such a result today! qaq
It turns out that Old Man Cheng pulled it out, because he really couldn't hold it back!
Sleve who was outside the door thought that the two of them would definitely not be able to beat him if they joined forces, and the old man was so insidious, he said that if he didn't hit someone in the face, he would be a proper kid, so he would greet him in the face! So the cliff wanted to protect his face and was maintaining the posture of protecting his head with both hands, and in a blink of an eye, he saw the two old men rushing forward in a hurry. Sleve was stunned for a long time and didn't find out what was going on, and finally could only put down his hand and twist in front of Gu Mengmeng.
Every time he took a step closer, Gu Mengmeng couldn't help but take a small step back, and Slim frowned unhappily, "Little guy, why do I step back as soon as I get close to you, is grandpa so terrible?" ”
Gu Mengmeng resisted the urge to vomit and nodded, "Grandpa Slev, you-why don't you go back and wash up and change your clothes first?" "Can you stop coming closer? I'm going to throw up! There are ten miles of fragrance on people's bodies, and ten miles of smells on your body! Nima, look at your sharp brother again, the torn pants hanging on your legs, the messy hair and the gradually darkening skin, the special change is your facial features! Nima! Is that lump of that slips out of the nose, eyes, and ears? Vomit - I'm going to vomit just thinking about it!
"Don't-don't! In the end, Gu Mengmeng couldn't help but vomit directly, because she only drank a few mouthfuls of soup in the morning, this time she vomited out yellow bile, and without Gu Mengmeng's obstruction, Abu and the three small buns hiding behind Gu Mengmeng faced Slev, who was full of sour smell and the smell of rotten eggs, and looked like pus.
"Vomit—"
"Hmm-hmm--"
A flurry of retching followed. Slev's old face is going to be green, am I so disgusting? One or two of them are going to vomit when they see me? Slev raised his foot and was about to grab Gu Mengmeng in front of him to ask clearly, but when he moved suddenly, he found that there was a lump of yellow-green on his nose, "Huh? What is it? Sleve stretched out his hand and picked up the piece of stuff on his nose, and rubbed the unknown object back and forth between his index finger and thumb, and found that this thing still had elasticity~ sex, but it didn't smell very good, a little indescribable.
Gu Mengmeng, who was retching, looked up and saw Slev rubbing the frozen eye feces that flowed out of his eyes, and then appeared on the top of Gu Mengmeng's head with an unknown object in his nostrils, and the whole person was not good! I vomited that too much to get through the dark.
Sleve saw that Gu Mengmeng vomited so badly, and after bouncing the unknown object on his fingertips, he reached out and was about to pat Gu Mengmeng on the back. Unexpectedly, this stretch of hand was too big, revealing the swarthy arm, Sleve embarrassedly withdrew his hand and spread his hand in front of him, thinking suspiciously, why was he suddenly so dark? Well? When is there black dirt between your fingers, why don't you know?
Sleve scratched his head in embarrassment, and instantly felt that this hand ~ didn't feel right, why was it a little boring? When I took a look at the claws, the swarthy fingers brought down a large ~ piece of snow-white tissue? Slev scratched his head again in disbelief, and instantly lowered a small snow-white flake, and Gu Mengmeng, who saw it, rolled her eyes and wanted to faint directly.
Slev's shy face turned red, obviously Gu Mengmeng and the little buns couldn't see it, "That, what!" Actually, grandpa only used a particle cleaner yesterday! It's true! Hey, hey, hey! You, you first-" Sleve was about to go back to the house first and wait for us to come out, but when he thought of the house that had been collapsed by one of his own asses, he could only smile and laugh, "Hey, hey, why don't you stay here first?" Don't go with them! Grandpa will be back in a moment! Right away! I'll be back soon! Soon! After saying that, Slim rushed back to the dormitory, afraid that he would be bumped into by others if he left too late!
After Slev had been gone for a while, Gu Mengmeng stopped retching, but when she thought of the dandruff, unknown objects flowing from her ears, eyes and nose, plus the sour smell and feces on her body, Gu Mengmeng wanted to vomit again! Vomit - no more! Can't think about it anymore! Nima, it's really disgusting! It's even more lethal than that fart!
Gu Mengmeng covered her mouth and eased up for a while, then she turned around and looked at the little buns behind her, only to see the little buns looking at Gu Mengmeng with red noses and pitiful eyes, Gu Mengmeng was sad when she saw it, originally, it was okay to be robbed of breakfast, people just drank the soup and didn't digest it much, so there was such a disgusting thing, looking at the soup on the ground, it was all spit out by Xiao Baozi and Abu, "Hmm-it's better?" Let's go to the front pavilion and sit down! ”
"Moe Moe!" Abu cried with a sad face, "Meng Meng! My soup! Woo~ My soup has been spit out! The soup was pouring into my mouth when I was in the house, but I swallowed it back with all my might! Hearing this, Gu Mengmeng wanted to vomit again*, and Abu didn't seem to notice the corners of Gu Mengmeng's twitch~ mouth and continued, "But, just now, Grandpa Slev was so smelly and disgusting!" Then Abu couldn't help but vomit for a while! You see! Cute! My soup is all wasted! Woo woo~ I feel sorry for me! The little buns on the side also looked like a pity, and Gu Mengmeng was really angry and funny, "Okay, okay!" Wouldn't it be nice to make up for it next time? ”
The little buns talked to each other with a happy face, "It's so good!" But why did Grandpa suddenly become so dirty? ”
"Hmm—maybe it's from rolling on the ground?"
"Then why does it stink so much?"
Abu hurriedly said, "It must be that grandpa doesn't like to be clean!" Meng Meng has to clean up with a particle cleaner every day before we can sleep! It must have been grandpa, he slept last night without cleaning up, so the grass grew on his ears and nose! ”
"It's horrible! I must be cleaning up with a particle cleaner every day while I am sleeping! I don't want to stink! Yu Baozi said and fanned his nose with his hand, as if the smell was still there.
Fan Baozi and Nian Xiao Baozi nodded solemnly, "Hmm! Listen to Meng Meng's words, only to have meat to eat! ”