Today, the on-campus post bar of Qing University exploded again.

"Big news: The two goddesses are torn apart for the male god! Love to come and watch! ”

The people downstairs followed the post one by one, all of them were enthusiastic, and one by one they were like being beaten with chicken blood, and they all fired tongs Liu Ming, and kept posting:

"Boil, say what's going on!"

"If you don't say anything about it, I'll send a blade to your bedroom!"

"Seek the truth! The truth that Kaolin Flower is finally going crazy for the male god! ”

"A few people upstairs, can you please be reserved?! Aren't people just pretty, handsome? Is it worth it for you to be so skinless and faceless to put on it and drool? I want to ask if there is a picture, how to lick the face of the goddess without a picture! Bad review! ”

"Support upstairs!"

After Braised this post, he didn't speak for half an hour, and the town building map is lol's best skin, the kind of a set of thousands of soft sister coins, even if others are not interested in the goddess and male god, just because this town building map also rolled in.

Later, he was cursed by countless people to go to the toilet without paper, and it was finally too late.

"Ahem, don't worry, the stews just went to poop, I'll start talking about it right away!"

Downstairs followed the post, saying "Boiled your mother is fried, boiled single dog for 10,000 years".

Ignoring the vicious curses, he slowly uttered a few lines of words.

"That's right, didn't the braised telecommunications college play a school competition two days ago. Then the goddess of water in the dance department posted a Weibo, saying that she was optimistic about our telecommunications, but another goddess Wei from the music department posted another Weibo, saying that she supported the Mechanical Academy, and then the fans of the two goddesses pinched up under Weibo. Put the stew and the private messages of the two goddesses below. ”

And then there are a few pictures.

One is a private message from the goddess of Shui Qingyuan of the dance department and this * silk boiling, the goddess's Weibo name is "Qingqing River Water Duang", a very down-to-earth name at the same time, the dialogue is as follows:

Giant Diao Sputtering Bafang: Is the Goddess There?

Qingqing Heshui Duang: Well, is there something wrong?

Giant Diao Sputtering Bafang: Is it such a goddess, why do you support our big telecom this year?

Qingqing Heshui Duang: I heard that Xiao Xuan, the main force of your telecom, will play this year, didn't he temporarily retire last year because of a leg injury?

Giant Diao Splash in All Directions: The Goddess Was Originally for Xiao Male God?

Qingqing River Duang: [snickering] Almost.

followed by the Weibo of the goddess Wei Ziran of the music department, the beginning is the same, but the question is why you chose machinery.

As a result, the goddess released a cruel word: There are many mechanical * silks.

So the mechanical college, which is known as the most * silk, the most, and the most otaku in the school, cried.

Often in basketball games, the first three are basically science and engineering colleges, and machinery has won the championship for three consecutive years.

Wei Ziran and Shui Qingyuan are the two flowers of Qing University, one of them is from the dance department, the other is from the music department, and in the art academy where there are many goddesses, they still beat many goddesses with the amazing advantage of appearance, and became the number two goddesses.

Shui Qingyuan has a cute personality and smiles at everyone, Wei Ziran has a cold personality and looks cold to everyone, and there are many diehard fans who support that kind of model, so for the first time, Qing University has an unprecedented history of two school flowers, leaving a beautiful imagination for countless * silk men.

However, there must be an injury when two tigers fight, so the two goddesses have always looked at each other and hated each other.

The momentum of this tearing is that Shui Qingyuan won this bet on the Telecommunications Academy, because the main force of telecommunications, Xiao Xuan, will play this time, while Wei Ziran still bets on the Mechanical Academy, and after knowing Shui Qingyuan's chips, he sneered unceremoniously, "If you only rely on your face to play basketball, then the male god will be of the same grade as some people, and your brain is not good." ”

This sentence unceremoniously pointed at Shui Qingyuan, so the fans of the two factions were inseparable.

Seeing that the onlookers downstairs had become two factions, He Yongxu, who was brushing and brushing up, finally smiled proudly, and didn't care about the male god roommate who made him experience brush and brush up, and was helping the whole dormitory do the homework of counting the structure.

"Brother Monkey, can you be more reserved? Isn't it just an increase in experience? Are you laughing like this? I didn't see you laugh so excitedly when I won all the team battles. ”

One of the roommates, Bao Erchun, couldn't stand it anymore, he was watching a movie.

He Yongxu rolled his eyes: "Brother Xiao hasn't spoken yet, what are you coaxing, Niangniang." ”

At this time, Xiao Nanshen, who was called Brother Xiao, spoke: "If you call me Brother Xiao again, I will clean up your number of homework." ”

He Yongxu, who was smiling proudly just now, immediately knelt down: "Male god, you are merciful, you are still a child in your homework, don't abandon it so cruelly." ”

Another roommate, Wang Zhi, who was still wearing headphones at this time, turned around and asked him: "Isn't it just a post upgrade?" Are you so excited? ”

"You don't understand, level 14 is the title of Lord General Attack, I must get this title and become the first water emperor of Tieba!"

The other three people don't play stickers, so they are puzzled by He Yongxu's importance to the title of a mere sticker.

"Hahaha, rushing to the popularity of this post, I will definitely upgrade haha! It's not in vain that I harassed these two goddesses for so long hahahaha! He Yongxu crossed his hips and laughed, "Thank you Goddess of Water and Goddess Wei!" ”

Bao Erchun immediately hit him with a loud voice: "Be careful, I go to the goddess to expose you!" ”

He Yongxu rolled his eyes: "I'm afraid of you, by the way, male god, what do you think of this incident?" ”

Xiao Xuan, who was lying on the bed typing on the keyboard, finally looked at He Yongxu, his beautiful eyes stared at He Yongxu, staring at He Yongxu's heart pounding.

Finally, Xiao Xuan slowly spoke: "One has brains, and the other has no brains." ”

He Yongxu chewed on the meaning of this sentence repeatedly, and found that it was really difficult for him to answer his IQ, so he immediately turned around and typed on the keyboard:

I just received the latest reply from Xiao Nanshen, and his opinion on this matter is: one has a brain, and the other has no brain. Yuan Fang, what do you think?

The building below exploded again, and they all asked where the boiled demon came from, and they were able to talk to Xiao Nanshen.

He Yongxu smiled proudly: Sao Nian, don't fall in love with me~

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"F5 is going to be crushed, and this post will not stop for a while today."

Shui Qingyuan had just bought a box of ice cream from the commissary downstairs when he heard his roommate's complaint.

There was still unmelted ice cream in her mouth, her tongue trembled, and before the ice cream melted, she couldn't wait to ask, "Ah Hua, what are you looking at?" ”

Ah Hua was startled, looked at Shui Qingyuan in a white nightdress at the door, and stroked her heart: "Qingyuan, you can't make a sound when you walk." Come and see for yourself, it's about your post. ”

The two roommates on the bed also poked their heads out of the mosquito net: "It's a wonderful tear, we helped you tear up two sentences, and you can also say two sentences." ”

Shui Qingyuan knew that there couldn't be more friends in the post bar who liked to discuss themselves, and mixed reviews could often cause a huge war of mouths, so she approached Ah Hua's computer and looked at the posts so far.

After reading it, Shui Qingyuan scolded angrily, "I'm really a dog", and then sat down in his seat and ate ice cream.

Ah Hua was very dissatisfied with her reaction: "Qing Yuan, you just say a word of the dog, and you don't care at all about Wei Ziran's words of being a little smashing and sarcastically smashing you?" ”

Shui Qingyuan raised the ice cream stick, and his expression was a little serious: "I gave it to Wei Ziran when I said that the dog was gone." ”

Hua: ""

"Then you don't have any thoughts about this tear?"

Shui Qingyuan suddenly stood up sternly, nodded firmly, and said, "Yes!" ”

"What?"

"I said how the unpaid private message harassed me for several days, it turned out that I wanted to post a bar."

“”

Ah Hua felt that she and Shui Qingyuan's thoughts were not on the same channel, so she dispelled the idea of wanting to get something exclusive from her.

Shui Qingyuan sat in front of the computer and watched the video, and she got an ice cream in three or two clicks, and Ah Hua unconsciously watched her eat ice cream. She had to admit that the beauty was good-looking even if she ate Xiang, not to mention that Shui Qingyuan was just a little more heroic in eating ice cream.

With a standard goose egg face, standard double eyelids and big eyes, standard cherry lips, standard black hair, and a standard 171 super golden ratio body, Ah Hua and her roommates' first impression when they saw Shui Qingyuan was: she is really a beauty, and the indicators are very in line with the standards of beauty.

Shui Qingyuan's appearance and figure are exactly the same as the eyes of modern people looking at beauties, a beautiful face that doesn't need makeup at all, has no shortcomings and no characteristics, just like the stiff beauty pictures searched by Baidu, which makes people feel amazing at first sight, and there is only one feature of beauty at the second glance, but it is such a beauty, it is not easy to find a few natural ones in this society where plastic surgery is popular.

"Tomorrow there is a physical class, ah, ah, Suddenly, the super class schedule of the mobile phone made a prompt sound, and as soon as Shui Qingyuan turned on the phone, he saw the class that was going to be taken tomorrow and let out a wail.

Ah Hua looked at Shui Qingyuan's one-foot-six waist and fair-skinned slender legs, at this time her legs were crossed on the chair, and there was no image at all.

Silently looking away, I couldn't help but feel sorry for those long legs, no matter how beautiful it is, what is the use, your master is simply a machine.

"Why don't I skip class." Shui Qingyuan said.

One of the roommates on the bed said cruelly: "There are 15 students in total, and the teacher knows at a glance that no one is coming, so he doesn't need to order it." ”

Shui Qingyuan pouted in a depressed mood, what she was most afraid of was Teacher Wang's physical class, but Teacher Wang also liked her very much as a negative teaching material, and every time she had to ask her to do the action alone, after she was done, she pulled her and said to others: "Look at it, what's the use of having a good figure?" The action of jumping out without opening the tendons is not beautiful at all. ”

Shui Qingyuan cried silently.

"Tomorrow's finals in mechanics and telecommunications, let's go and watch them after the physical class." Ah Huajian said, "Qingyuan, don't you really want to see Xiao Xuan play?" He's going to play tomorrow. ”

When she first came in as a freshman, Shui Qingyuan hadn't figured out how many colleges there were in the school, and then the school's annual school competition was held, and she had watched every one, but she had never watched the competition of the Telecommunications College.

So Shui Qingyuan, a freshman who was still in a mess at that time, went to see it.

She doesn't know basketball, but the basic movements can still be understood, she didn't know Xiao Xuan at that time, but in a group of tanned athletes who sweated profusely, Xiao Xuan was refreshed, her face was still fair and clean, wearing the blue and white uniform of the Institute of Telecommunications, and a few beautiful three-pointers chased the score.

Later, she left when she had something to do, but after the results of the game came out, it was found that the Institute of Telecommunications lost to the mechanic, because Xiao Xuan twisted his leg in the middle of the game and went to rest, and then the score was quickly chased away by the mechanic, and in the second half, it was powerless to return to the sky, and the Mechanical Institute won the championship again.

Hearing this news in Shui Qingyuan's ears, she felt a little sorry for him.

So in this year's school competition, Shui Qingyuan posted a Weibo in support of the School of Telecommunications, but he didn't expect it to cause an uproar.

"Okay." Shui Qingyuan nodded.